<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097</id><updated>2024-11-01T01:38:02.720-07:00</updated><category term="Joon's Toons"/><category term="hitler"/><category term="Joon"/><category term="fatties"/><category term="god"/><category term="grocery store"/><category term="santa"/><category term="swears"/><category term="1984"/><category term="7-11"/><category term="711"/><category term="Chernobyl"/><category term="Def Leppard"/><category term="Kurt Cobain"/><category term="L.A. riots"/><category term="MLK"/><category term="Titanic"/><category term="VT"/><category term="abortions"/><category term="ads"/><category term="advertisements"/><category term="april"/><category term="assassination"/><category term="bamboo"/><category term="bananarama"/><category term="bible"/><category term="bigots"/><category term="bitches"/><category term="blasphemy"/><category term="britney spears"/><category term="broccoli"/><category term="cable"/><category term="cactus"/><category term="capitalism"/><category term="cat"/><category term="chopsticks"/><category term="christianity"/><category term="cigarettes"/><category term="coffee"/><category term="columbine"/><category term="comcast"/><category term="commercialism"/><category term="commutes"/><category term="copyright"/><category term="corporate sponsorship"/><category term="coveting"/><category term="cruel summer"/><category term="curse words"/><category term="cussing"/><category term="diet pills"/><category term="dildo"/><category term="disney"/><category term="doughnuts"/><category term="eggs"/><category term="elephant"/><category term="emo"/><category term="evil"/><category term="farts"/><category term="fatty"/><category term="fish"/><category term="front butt"/><category term="fruit pies"/><category term="fu man chu"/><category term="fu manchu"/><category term="fumanchu"/><category term="giraffe"/><category term="giraffiphant"/><category term="gramma's dead"/><category term="hamsters"/><category term="heaven"/><category term="high score"/><category term="hippos"/><category term="horse face"/><category term="hotties"/><category term="immigration"/><category term="impeachment"/><category term="initials"/><category term="insta-waist"/><category term="installation"/><category term="jesus"/><category term="joke"/><category term="laundromat"/><category term="lawsuit"/><category term="layoffs"/><category term="lexus"/><category term="liger"/><category term="martial law"/><category term="massacres"/><category term="mo-lett"/><category term="mohawk"/><category term="moustache"/><category term="movies"/><category term="mullet"/><category term="myspace"/><category term="new world order"/><category term="north american union"/><category term="nose picking"/><category term="notes"/><category term="office"/><category term="oklahoma city"/><category term="paranoia"/><category term="patriot act"/><category term="pets"/><category term="piratebay"/><category term="plants"/><category term="porn"/><category term="powerpoint"/><category term="president bush"/><category term="rachel ray"/><category term="racists"/><category term="religion"/><category term="road runner"/><category term="robot"/><category term="rwanda"/><category term="sammies"/><category term="sex"/><category term="skinheads"/><category term="skull"/><category term="slurpees"/><category term="smokers are jokers"/><category term="snake"/><category term="strip mall"/><category term="sugar"/><category term="superior"/><category term="swearing"/><category term="tapirs"/><category term="tat"/><category term="tattoos"/><category term="teenage girls"/><category term="terrorism"/><category term="time warner"/><category term="tragedies"/><category term="true majority"/><category term="turds"/><category term="ugly baby"/><category term="vegetarians"/><category term="vermont"/><category term="video games"/><category term="waco"/><category term="work"/><category term="xxx"/><category term="youtube"/><title type="text">Planet Joon</title><subtitle type="html">The Last Bullsh*t-Free Place on the Web. Pop Culture Beware.</subtitle><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/" rel="alternate" type="text/html"/><link href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" rel="hub"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25" rel="next" type="application/atom+xml"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><generator uri="http://www.blogger.com" version="7.00">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>47</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><xhtml:meta content="noindex" name="robots" xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"/><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-439495620054711775</id><published>2007-12-15T08:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-15T08:44:00.462-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="broccoli"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="farts"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><title type="text">mmm...farts...</title><summary type="text"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/439495620054711775" rel="replies" title="4 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/439495620054711775" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/439495620054711775" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/12/mmmfarts.html" rel="alternate" title="mmm...farts..." type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2070/1730880535_b9fd2e8d98_t.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-7307844318494437850</id><published>2007-11-28T18:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-28T18:52:53.338-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="7-11"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="711"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="ads"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="advertisements"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="corporate sponsorship"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="movies"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="slurpees"/><title type="text">slurpees rock your sweet ass</title><summary type="text"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/7307844318494437850" rel="replies" title="1 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/7307844318494437850" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/7307844318494437850" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/slurpees-rock-your-sweet-ass.html" rel="alternate" title="slurpees rock your sweet ass" type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-4218941654023560990</id><published>2007-11-26T18:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-26T18:49:06.564-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="cussing"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="office"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="swearing"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="swears"/><title type="text">de-fucking-lightful</title><summary type="text"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/4218941654023560990" rel="replies" title="9 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/4218941654023560990" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/4218941654023560990" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/de-fucking-lightful.html" rel="alternate" title="de-fucking-lightful" type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-6063378384689463244</id><published>2007-11-25T20:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-25T20:31:28.801-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="cable"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="comcast"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="installation"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="road runner"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="time warner"/><title type="text">fuck you, comcast.</title><summary type="text"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/6063378384689463244" rel="replies" title="2 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/6063378384689463244" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/6063378384689463244" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/fuck-you-comcast.html" rel="alternate" title="fuck you, comcast." type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-7007023410075121667</id><published>2007-11-25T00:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-25T00:20:46.502-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bigots"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hitler"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="racists"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="skinheads"/><title type="text">hitler was a pussy</title><summary type="text"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/7007023410075121667" rel="replies" title="2 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/7007023410075121667" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/7007023410075121667" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/hitler-was-pussy.html" rel="alternate" title="hitler was a pussy" type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-3650465964611000622</id><published>2007-11-23T17:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-23T17:44:57.349-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="emo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="myspace"/><title type="text">it's a virus, really</title><summary type="text"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/3650465964611000622" rel="replies" title="1 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/3650465964611000622" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/3650465964611000622" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/its-virus-really.html" rel="alternate" title="it's a virus, really" type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-5077345546740407920</id><published>2007-11-21T20:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T20:49:26.725-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="disney"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="heaven"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hitler"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="powerpoint"/><title type="text">no, seriously. there's a loophole.</title><summary type="text"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/5077345546740407920" rel="replies" title="1 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/5077345546740407920" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/5077345546740407920" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/no-seriously-theres-loophole.html" rel="alternate" title="no, seriously. there's a loophole." type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-4267326872663385471</id><published>2007-11-20T19:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-20T19:21:27.891-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="britney spears"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="elephant"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="giraffe"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="giraffiphant"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="liger"/><title type="text">why not? science made britney spears...</title><summary type="text"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/4267326872663385471" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/4267326872663385471" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/4267326872663385471" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/why-not-science-made-britney-spears.html" rel="alternate" title="why not? science made britney spears..." type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2351/1730894409_8b0c42cdef_t.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-5956844430351710268</id><published>2007-11-19T06:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-19T06:24:37.387-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fruit pies"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="lexus"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="work"/><title type="text">back the fuck off the fruit pies</title><summary type="text">in honor of my triumphant return to the work force:</summary><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/5956844430351710268" rel="replies" title="4 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/5956844430351710268" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/5956844430351710268" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/back-fuck-off-fruit-pies.html" rel="alternate" title="back the fuck off the fruit pies" type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-3658760151349144026</id><published>2007-11-18T10:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-18T10:21:25.842-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="curse words"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="high score"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="initials"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="swears"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="video games"/><title type="text">hey, my name could be anna sue smith...</title><summary type="text">Just FYI, as of tomorrow, Planet Joon will be updating at night instead of in the mornings. I had to get a paying job because none of you bastards are paying me to be awesome. </summary><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/3658760151349144026" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/3658760151349144026" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/3658760151349144026" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/hey-my-name-could-be-anna-sue-smith.html" rel="alternate" title="hey, my name could be anna sue smith..." type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2081/1731777498_0d84737aae_t.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-1873269394181615210</id><published>2007-11-17T08:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-17T08:58:09.915-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bamboo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="cactus"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="plants"/><title type="text">i killed bamboo once</title><summary type="text"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/1873269394181615210" rel="replies" title="2 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/1873269394181615210" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/1873269394181615210" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/i-killed-bamboo-once.html" rel="alternate" title="i killed bamboo once" type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-4443185815175727694</id><published>2007-11-15T07:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-15T07:41:04.113-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="diet pills"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="horse face"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><category 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title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/3039384284592534392" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/3039384284592534392" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/note-to-self-napalm-albertsons.html" rel="alternate" title="note to self: napalm Albertsons" type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2135/1731779300_8fcbd1ed90_t.jpg" 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width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-8411485865614169780</id><published>2007-11-09T07:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-09T07:52:03.060-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="dildo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><title type="text">dildos!</title><summary type="text"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/8411485865614169780" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/8411485865614169780" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/8411485865614169780" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/dildos.html" rel="alternate" title="dildos!" 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href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/mo-lett.html" rel="alternate" title="Mo-lett" type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2071/1730917033_cbcd34fb76_t.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-7497520115839947051</id><published>2007-11-06T09:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-06T09:56:13.864-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="abortions"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="eggs"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><title type="text">mmm, 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src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-8146031848392381302</id><published>2007-11-02T09:52:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-11-02T09:52:50.585-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="cat"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fatty"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><title type="text">her name shall be fatty.</title><summary type="text"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4358955859571722097/8146031848392381302" rel="replies" title="1 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/8146031848392381302" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4358955859571722097/posts/default/8146031848392381302" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://planet-joon.blogspot.com/2007/11/her-name-shall-be-fatty.html" rel="alternate" title="her name shall be fatty." type="text/html"/><author><name>Joon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05283363343692620227</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="32" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1572514830_ceca354bae_o.jpg" width="21"/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4358955859571722097.post-4186409407325028155</id><published>2007-11-01T08:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-11-01T08:58:08.109-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="doughnuts"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joon's Toons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="layoffs"/><title type="text">free doughnuts solve everything!</title><summary type="text"/><link 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