Playtime with Melany

Cracks me up every time I watch it

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Start 'em young? blinks #2

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Know why Shrek has a smile?

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Now that's a flavor...

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Someone stole my weed. I'll call 911

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 11:00:00 +0000

You have to wonder what people are thinking sometimes.

Lany

Start 'em young? blinks

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 13:05:00 +0000

Bear takes car for joyride

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 11:34:00 +0000

No, really.

Bear

Must have been one good peanut butter sandwich.

Lany

Revenge

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Courtesty of Not Always Right blog

Unloading Marital Baggage

(A man comes up to the register with a full shopping cart.)

Me: “Paper or plastic?”

Customer: “I’d like double bagged paper, and I’d like you to make each bag as heavy as possible.”

Me: “Okay.”

(After I manage to get all of his groceries into three very heavy bags and bring them out to his car.)

Customer: “In case you’re wondering, I just had a fight with my wife and it’s my turn to pick up the groceries.”

Me: “Uh-huh.”

Customer: “It’s also her turn to unload the car.”

Oops

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Courtesy of the Fail Blog

No words

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Courtesy of the FAIL Blog

Truth in advertising?

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Courtesy of the Fail Blog

A failure to communicate?

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:28:00 +0000

see more Epic Fails

Courtesy of the Fail Blog

Balls

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:33:00 +0000

Not just for the back of bumpers anymore. Now, they can adorn your cell phone!

Lany

Something's peeking

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 12:54:00 +0000

Courtesy of the Fail Blog

10 worst sex stories

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 27 May 2010 11:00:00 +0000

They are must reads. Some are a little bit gross. Amputees trying to fist *shudder*. Unfortunate bowel incidents. Yep, must reads.

Here you go.

Lany

BOB is that you?

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 20 May 2010 12:15:00 +0000

So....

Woman in Germany hears suspicious noise. Calls police. Police come and investigate. And find *cough* a vibrator. Yes, a vibrator.

I know in horror movies the one checking out the noise always gets it. But...this is one time, should have checked out the noise first!

Courtesy of the Fail Blog.

Lany

Why men won't stop and ask for directions?

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Fri, 07 May 2010 01:39:00 +0000

Because we women are apparently better at remembering routes.

I must be the exception LOL. Thank goodness for GPS!

Lany

Luke, I will not be your father

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Condom packet with Darth Vader.

Lany

A blood sucker...semi-literally!

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:00:00 +0000

LOL Lil Vamp's pacifier. Gives new meaning to the term, ankle biters.

Lany

You can't make this stuff up

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 01:22:00 +0000

A strip club. In a mobile home. In South Carolina.

There was a pole in the middle of the living room.

Lany

Maybe they should move the penis festival to New Orleans?

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Average penis size biggest in New Orleans. Runners up include DC and New Hampshire. According to study by Condomania.

Read details here.

Interesting results.

Lany

Weener Kleener Soap

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 12:05:00 +0000

I kid you not. It's in the shape of a ring to clean the dirty appendage.

Guess the penis has to be clean for the penis festival!

Lany

Come on down for a penis festival

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:00:00 +0000

Or should that be up? *blinks*.

They celebrate all things penis in Japan. I'm off to do some research aka check out the pictures.

Lany

Blood Bath Shower Gel

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000

Cause Psycho didn't freak us out enough about showers?

Lany

In Space (and weddings?) no one can hear you scream

noreply@blogger.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:00:00 +0000

Check out the Alien Wedding cake.

I think I'd be a tad freaked out by this...

Lany

Playtime with Melany

Cracks me up every time I watch it

Start 'em young? *blinks* #2

Know why Shrek has a smile?

Now that's a flavor...

Someone stole my weed. I'll call 911

Start 'em young? *blinks*

Bear takes car for joyride

Revenge

Oops

No words

Truth in advertising?

A failure to communicate?

Balls

Something's peeking

10 worst sex stories

BOB is that you?

Why men won't stop and ask for directions?

Luke, I will not be your father

A blood sucker...semi-literally!

You can't make this stuff up

Maybe they should move the penis festival to New Orleans?

Weener Kleener Soap

Come on down for a penis festival

Blood Bath Shower Gel

In Space (and weddings?) no one can hear you scream

Start 'em young? blinks #2

Start 'em young? blinks