Playtime with Melany

I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go...

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:28:00 +0000

Hmmmm. I've heard of coal in your stocking...but pee from your roof? Harsh.

Lany

Up on the rooftop

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:27:00 +0000

A 60 foot penis. *blinks*

LOL how would you like to find out it's been on top of your house for a year??

Lany

In the mood for love?

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:21:00 +0000

When Zorro, a zebra shark, at this Sea Life London Aquarium wasn't putting the moves on fast enough, they piped in some Barry White and Marvin Gaye in the hopes it would speed up the romance. No word on if they are supplying after sex mints LOL or how it turned out.

Lany

Happy Thanksgiving!

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000

If you're like me, you can't think about Thanksgiving without thinking about WKRP in Cincinnati's Turkey Drop episode. It generally makes the best episodes and best comedy lists.

Apparently even if you don't...there are those like me. Fans in Detroit did their own Turkey Drop. No live turkeys...LOL.

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Hope everyone has a good day, celebrating or not.

Lany

Would be Ninja impaled

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000

In Seattle man thinks he's a ninja and tries to clear a 4 to 5 foot fence by jumping over it. He didn't make it and was impaled. LOL police said he was overconfident about his abilities and alcohol played a role. *shakes head*

Lany

Step away from the condom...

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:35:00 +0000

China is recalling condoms. I'm with the author of this article. How are they going to do that?

Lany

Man charged with indecent exposure

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:35:00 +0000

In his own home. *blinks* Only in Virginia...

Lany

A crepe and a spanking

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:00:00 +0000

Only $25. What bargain!

article here.

Lany

Seven Scorching sex tips

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:00:00 +0000

From Cosmo.

My favorite: Sensual soak. May have to try that one. Keep a glass of cold water by the bed...

Lany

Okay this is just cool

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:00:00 +0000

Swimming in a pool at the top of Victoria Falls. Apparently there is a rock wall that acts as a natural barrier so you don't go over the Falls.

Link.

Lany

Swimmer trapped by his beach balls

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:00:00 +0000

*blinks* who knew swimming in Croatia was so dangerous.

Man swims and things naturally contract. Later, sitting in the sun, things expand back to normal leaving him trapped in a deck chair because the boys were hanging down below the slats.

Link

Lany

Tanning at a tanning booth? Watch out for videocameras

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:38:00 +0000

The woman here realized she was being recorded and they got him.

Lany

Hmmmm

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:49:00 +0000

The mailman stole your porn?

These people had that happen.

Lany

Pole Dancing Toy

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000

I'm sort of speechless over this one.

A pole dancing doll with said pole included. For kids. Starting them young, I guess?

See it here.

Lany

Gives hot for teacher a new perspective

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000

Teacher becomes porn star

She lost her job due to racy pictures. Gee, you think? And to even further feed the jokesters, she taught biology. *sigh* LOL.

Lany

Hotel markets self to exhibitionists

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:00:00 +0000

Apparently it's overlooking a park with glass windows. And the marketing plan is about exhibition and lots of naked photos abound.

Hotel

The floor to ceilling windows aren't just for your views.

I can't imagine...LOL. Must be interesting park conversation.

Lany

Making your own sex toy can be hazardous

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:55:00 +0000

Especially when you make it with a saber saw *blinks*.

Woman lands in hospital from sex toy incident.

I think I've seen this before so apologize if I blogged it twice but holy cow. Attaching a sex toy to a saw *blinks*? I'm crossing my legs thinking about her injuries.

Lany

Man arrested for sex with car

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:36:00 +0000

Auto erotica? LOL. He was of course found to be intoxicated.

here

Lany

Who's your Daddy?

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:52:00 +0000

Wierd news on paternity in this story.

One woman asserts that a stray sperm in a swimming pool made her daughter pregnant.

Another woman had sex with identical twins in the same day making it impossible for paternity to be determined. They charged child support to the twin who was with her the longest *blinks*.

Lany

The acronym that won't go away

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:48:00 +0000

South Lake Union Trolley was said to be the name given to the trolley system there. SLUT. *blinks* It is denied that was ever official but it caught on and coffee shops sell shirts, "Ride the SLUT."

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/332081_slut18.html

Lany

Oldest love manual in the world

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:12:00 +0000

Here.

The Handbook of sex written some 5000 years ago by Emperor Huang-Ti in China. Reportedly he had sex advisors and a sex doctor.

Lany

Authors After Dark Paranormal Weekend

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:59:00 +0000

Save the date! October 23-25, 2009 - The Authors After Dark Paranormal Weekend is filling up fast! Sign up by August 1^st to get the lowest membership rate of $160 for the weekend. (After August 1^st, the membership goes to $175.)

The event is being held at the Suffern, NY Holiday Inn, located conveniently about 1 hour from New York City and most of the area’s major airports.

Guests include:

Jacquelyn Frank

Sunny

Joey W. Hill

Stella and Audra Price

Bianca D'Arc

Rosemary Laurey

Jennifer Armintrout

Madeline Oh

Georgia Evans

Mechele Armstrong

Samantha Sommersby

Cat Johnson

Cathy Clamp

Eliza Gayle

Diana Castilleja

Leigh Ellwood

Tilly Greene

Selena Illyria

Adra Steia

Stephanie Julian

Judi Fennell

Kayleigh Jamison

Donna Grant

Robin T. Popp

Linda Mooney

Mima

Area attractions include the phenomenal shopping at Woodbury Common (http://www.premiumoutlets.com/outlets/outlet.asp?id=7) and the Forest of Fear (http://www.theforestoffear.com/home.php), held on the site of the New York State Renaissance Faire at Sterling Forest.

The convention is limited to 200 attendees so your “face time” with your favorite authors is maximized. We’re having loads of panel discussions, parties and a fantabulous dealer’s room. We’ll also be holding a massive charity raffle to benefit the CAN and Pets Alive – a local no kill animal shelter.

Sign up now for the best rates! The conference registration is only $160 until August 1^st ($175 after August 1^st) and the hotel is $99 per night, double occupancy. Lots to do in the area will make this a weekend you will never forget!

Who knew foreplay could be so deadly?

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:35:00 +0000

Of course this was foreplay with a gun.

Woman kills husband during foreplay game of Dirty Cowboy

Lany

Everything you wanted to know about an orgasm

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:27:00 +0000

About men and women.

Orgasms

I find it interesting they didn't delve into more controversial topics like the G spot and female ejaculation.

Lany

Bondage lovers less anxious? Happier?

mechele@mechelearmstrong.com (Mechele Armstrong) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:00:00 +0000

So some research states.

Maybe that's why they look so serene on book covers.

Lany