tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56845089161227244072024-09-21T02:28:44.385-07:00...now with 80% more stuff!Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-519244991234043552010-01-21T20:12:00.000-08:002010-01-21T20:12:38.062-08:00<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Fry:</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Is there a human doctor I can see?<br /> </span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Zoidberg:</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Young lady, I am a qualified professional. Now open your mouth and say "Mzduysryworp"<br /> </span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Fry:</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> "Mnmnfpportef"<br /> </span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Zoidberg: </span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">What!? My mother was a saint! Get out!&nbsp;</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /> </span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;"><span style="-webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Kif</span></span></b></span><b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> [reading to Amy from Zapp's book of Pickup lines] I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.</span></span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-66349116368778055552010-01-19T17:54:00.000-08:002010-01-19T17:54:04.480-08:00<b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">10:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Lrrr</span></span><br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">9:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Morbo</span></span><br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">8:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;Kif</span></span><br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">7:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Calculon</span></span><br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">6:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Fry</span></span><br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">5:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Zapp&nbsp;</span></span><br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">4:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> The Professor</span></span><br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">3: </span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Zoidberg</span></span><br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">2:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Bender</span></span><br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">1:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> HYPNOTOAD</span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-61559951947032089592010-01-19T17:26:00.001-08:002010-01-19T17:26:52.557-08:00<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Amy:</b>&nbsp;</span></span><span style="line-height: 17px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Is that your camouflage reflex, or are you just happy to see me?&nbsp;</span></span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-52504748692058431952010-01-18T10:38:00.000-08:002010-01-18T10:38:12.559-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Fry:</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.</span></span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-68896747348521032152010-01-17T12:39:00.000-08:002010-01-17T12:39:18.203-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 17px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><b>Bender:</b>&nbsp;Compare your life to mine and go commit suicide!</span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; line-height: 17px;"><br /> </span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 17px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Giant Brain</b><b>:</b>&nbsp;Now I am leaving earth for no raisin</span></span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-75751886261921023132010-01-15T14:16:00.000-08:002010-01-15T14:16:26.589-08:00<div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Porno-dealing Lizard: </span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.</span></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Everyone else:</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Eew!</span></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Porno-dealing Lizard: </span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?</span></span></div><br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></span></b><br /> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bender:&nbsp;</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh screw the whole thing!</span></span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-26050975071151603842010-01-13T14:11:00.000-08:002010-01-13T14:11:15.560-08:00<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><b>Bender:</b> Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.</span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-25622220896373652252010-01-12T16:25:00.000-08:002010-01-13T14:11:37.533-08:00<b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Bender: </span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;"Fry cracked corn and I don't care,</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Leela cracked corn, I still don't care,</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Bender cracked corn and he is great!</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Take that you stupid corn!”</span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-42720367191425249142010-01-11T16:31:00.000-08:002010-01-11T16:32:18.624-08:00<span style="line-height: 19px;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Fry:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;Well, thanks to the internet I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place<br /> on the web that panders to my lust for violence?<br /> </span> </span><b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Bender:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;Is the space-pope reptilian?</span></span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-41558955183196120162010-01-10T13:36:00.001-08:002010-01-10T13:37:32.231-08:00<span style="line-height: 19px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><b>Fry:</b></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.</span></span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-59645154226940639262010-01-09T03:01:00.000-08:002010-01-09T03:02:00.691-08:00<span style="line-height: 14px;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Bender:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> You're watching Futurama, the show that doesn't condone the cool crime of robbery.</span></span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-50986010333733997902010-01-08T10:49:00.000-08:002010-01-09T02:06:11.765-08:00<b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Zapp:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing! Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper! Kif, we have a connundrum. Search them for paper. And, er, bring me a rock.</span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-16702927162212547122010-01-07T01:17:00.001-08:002010-01-09T02:05:40.526-08:00<b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Zapp Brannigan</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.</span></span><br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Fry</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?</span></span><br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Zapp Brannigan</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.</span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-4607941864235454762010-01-06T19:49:00.000-08:002010-01-09T02:02:59.068-08:00<strong><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Dr. Zoidberg:</span></span></strong><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> It's toe-tappingly tragic!</span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5684508916122724407.post-89943855612578674572010-01-05T18:06:00.000-08:002010-01-09T02:04:34.394-08:00<b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Fry:&nbsp;</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.</span></span><br /> <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Leela:</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;That's the ONLY thing about being a slave.</span></span>Lavagasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01284102615213136021noreply@blogger.com0