I certainly hope that you enjoyed your little foray through our words. Words are so incredibly powerful- so seductive. I know that you agree with me, that’s why you’re here eyeballing what I have taken the time to impart.

That’s why you’ll be back, time after time, eagerly awaiting every bit of attention you can get from me. 

I am returned from the Maelstrom!

I love driving. I do. I love long drives. I learned to drive in Germany, and I ADORE my Jeep, the road and anything having to do with travel.

However, I do not love long drives on which I cannot stop to get out to play, or have a better look at the scenery, or go into the goofy little roadside shops, or go see something that interests me. These last few weeks of almost endless, monotonous driving back and forth across Texas and into other states to Deal With Certain People has temporarily killed my lust for driving!

Thus, dear sissies, sluts, subbies and slaves… I am returned to play with you, and I will be available TONIGHT!

Yay! Ms. Ava’s restarted Get To Know A Mistress for all of us silly meme-lovers!

Simply copy and paste the following questions into your own blog and leave a link to your post in the comment section of my blog when you are ready to share your responses!

1.  When you sit down in front of a movie, what junk food do you want within arm�??s reach?

2.  If you were to pick a city whose character best represents your personality, which would you choose?

3.  If you were the Weather Goddess, what would be the ideal temperature for the summer season?

4.  Before a client serves you, what is your favorite way to get warmed up or how do you prefer your client �??prepare�?? for your session?

5.  What dance or kind of dancing would you describe as the most sensual?

Your Highness answers the questions:

1. Ooo… junk food isn’t in my vocabulary! Ballet is fairly encompassing, and I love my tight body just the way it is. …………..OK OK. I give up. Dreamsicles and the rare Godiva truffle might make an appearance when I languidly lounge away in front of a movie.

 2.  Oh my. Which city, of so very many. Venice will top the long list, beating out all the others by a narrow margin, reflecting my actually-very-elitist personality while at the same time being casual and welcoming. So many lazy sunsets overlooking the lagoon from a cafe near the Basilica. Dancing through confetti during Carnevale wearing a fairy mask and pointe shoes. Floating through the canals sipping prosecco and daydreaming of Veronica Franco. Venice is, of course, followed closely with Heidelburg, Paris, Thunder Bay, Giza…..

3. My ideal summer temperature, could I wave my magic wand and make it so- mid-20’s C/70’s F during the day, and slightly cooler at night. I loathe this Texas heat with its lack of motion and no mountains to run to for relief!

4. For me- Music. It will, of course, depend on the particular client as to which type of music. For example:  pet r- it is always Swan Lake. For others… The Who. The Doors. Blink 182. Aqua for my sissies! It’s what gets me in the mood to play.

My clients needs vary widely, and this translates directly to their own preparations. For some it is all about vanilla conversation, for others it’s a shopping list if items they need to have on hand before they touch phone or cock. If I have never graced the client with my attention, introductions and some questions will serve as a base.

5. Since in addition to ballet, I also do several variations of bellydance and social dance I’m going to go with… Yes! I have several clients that will whole-heartedly agree that ballet is as sensual as it gets. Others will cry ‘Tango!’ while I know for certain that the lucky males who experience my bellydance hip drops are drooling for a reason.

So what’s on my nightstand this week (ok, actually the last THREE weeks)?

A ginormous notebook and my writing implement case. ***Cases in Medical Microbiology and Infectious Diseases, Oxford Handbook of Clinical Medicine (Oxford Handbooks), Pharmacology, Clinically Oriented Anatomy, The Hidden Life of Tirol, Challenging Situatedness: Gender, Culture and the Production of Knowledges, Power, Race, and Culture: The Evolution of a Black Anthropologist, Calculus with Analytic Geometry Calculus of a Single Variable Multivariable Calculus, Light and Matter, Newtonian Physics, printouts of the OULU physics text, a small box of Godiva truffles (YES- I know it’s not a book, but dammit I lurve Godiva.)

As for my Netflix… sadly, my last 5 movies sat in their little red envelopes for three weeks unwatched. Anyone want to be my movie buddy and call up and watch something together? I have: The Tin Drum. Badlands. Rabbit-Proof Fence. Requiem For A Dream. and House of 1,000 Corpses.

***Yea. Ok. I know I didn’t note all those texts all MLA and crap. Stuff it. It’s SUMMER, baby!

1) I don’t talk naughty in chat. Ever. I’ll ignore you if YOU do.

2) No cyber with other roomies. No Mistress will abide it.

3) Put your intellect where your money is, or some such idiom.

That’s right, all you seamen…. I’m looking for a hearty crew of fetish boys and girls to slave over the deck and handle oars. Keep in mind that I run a tight ship, and I’m just looking for reasons to keelhaul insubordinates!

 Pirate Princess Paige? Say, “Aye AYE, Cap’n!”

 After seven, yes, seven! final exams over the last week and a half as well as a ballet performance I am so ready to relax and party for the next few months!

I got some nice presents to keep me happy and unstressed too!  My Magic 8 Ball finally came, so expect my May I Cum story to be posted soon!

A great headset too, so John has an audio with his name on it waiting for me to figure out how to turn Audacity files into mp3 files.

Yay summer!!

The UPS man is starting to enjoy coming to my door, I bet. I get so excited when I see the truck stop in front of my house that half the time I answer the door wearing.. not much!

Why is it that I get so excited, my boys and girls? I’ll tell you.

BOOKS.

Oh my gosh yes. I have a pet who sends me big boxes of books! Most are used but readable, but you all know that I don’t care! Sometimes DVDs too, and sometimes little trinkets and cards with gift certificates, but the main things are the BOOKS. So thank you slave rb, you sure make me smile!

Which is not to say that I don’t appreciate the things my other pets send. No no no no no. I love my new headset, which I also got today, so expect some nice new audios tomorrow to hold you boys!

I also recieved a strange book from Ms Lilah’s pet roy. How To Shit In The Woods by Kathleen Meyer. It wasn’t on my wishlist, so now I’m wondering if it’s meant as a true gift because he knows how interested in environmentally-friendly living I am or if he means it as some kind of personal commentary. I would ask him, but I didn’t save him to my contact list after Yahoo dumped my list the first time because I thought I had saved it.

As most of you know, Her Royal Highness Paige is taking classes during the day at U TX, that she might enlighten herself and following that manner- enlighten you. When she is not in classes of the scholarly sort, she is at dance class, or home having delightful sessions with her sissies and slaves and pets and puppies. 

Every once in a while, one of Princess Paige’s Real Life subbie boys comes home from the war and she makes time to play with them before they head back- sated and refreshed from her diabolic company.

Also- Your Princess picked up On Being Human by Varga as she passed by the free book rack at Uni. If any of you have read it, do tell me what you think?