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Angel High

2009-06-24T10:12:00.001-07:00

CrAZy KITTY

2009-06-12T21:20:00.000-07:00

LET ME IN!

2009-05-15T09:48:00.001-07:00

I’m a friend
I’m a friend
Let me in
Let’s take a spin
Forget about
My evil grin
That’s from the gin

Animals Animals Animals...UGH!

2009-05-13T10:24:00.000-07:00

Animals animals animals

Picking up after all they do

Seems like they constantly pee and poo

Can’t those breeders ever create?

An animal that doesn’t defecate?

THE TRUTH ABOUT JACK

2009-05-08T16:59:00.000-07:00

There once was a boy named Jack
he was driven to talk smack
always on the attack
tried to control to distract
from the sad desperate fact
that he had a brain packed
with a giant sack
of shit for brains in fact

Everyone knew who Jack was in fact
Aware of this shit for brains fact
Felt sorry for Jack and his woeful life of crap
Thus put up with his disrespectful attacks

Jack had other issues too
Wore the same sweater vest
As he wore in high school
Looking like a continuous ridiculous tool
Deep down he knew he was a fool

Jack had even more issues than that
Played in a band pretending to be a man
But his prick was unfortunately perpetually limp
He knew he wasn't really a man but a gimp
So his girlfriend he tried to desperately pimp

If you see Jack stand back
He isn't worth smack
Just a sad desperate ass
That isn't worth a crap
That's the truth about Jack
Just keep walking and don't look back

dizzy move--------------------->

2009-04-10T19:47:00.000-07:00

Financial Truths of What To Do

2009-04-02T13:22:00.000-07:00

What do you do?

When trouble brews?

When financial disaster ensues?

First tell us how we are all screwed

Then tell us how corruption is truth

Quickly followed by we shackled the brutes

The rest of us are innocent newts

It wasn’t us we know not what we do

We’ll fix it all with more taxes anew

Richer and richer off the backs of all of you

That’s the only solution it’s true

Give those that stole more money to do

The same thing again to all of you

Banks making money off every transaction

Increases costs by more than a fraction

Home loans made without distraction

Get the home back make more than a fraction

What a lovely reaction

More money for banks for more interaction

This spin has really great money making traction

What would you do?

When trouble brews?

When financial disaster ensues?

Get rid of the brutes and the newts

Ger rid of the banks who are screwed

Taking a piece of everything we do

Cash is king is the only truth

Save the whole world from the banking brutes

Save the whole world from the political newts

Reduces costs for everything we do

No more taxes anew excuse

That’s what you do

Friends and Men

2009-03-26T17:59:00.000-07:00

Today I woke up thinking I had friends
Later I realized it was at an end
Tossed out over a disrespectful man
Washed away like sand
Five little Indians down to two
No one will fit the shoes
No one will be approved
That's what shitty men do.

Today I woke up thinking I had friends
Later I realized it was at an end
Friendship washed away like sand
Tossed out by disrespectful friends
Who dont care to understand
Want to just stand by their man
Doesnt matter what the plan
Doesnt matter what the hand
Hopes laid in quick sand
Happiness is the plan

HOOT

2008-11-19T20:24:00.000-08:00

That's Arrogant Absurd

2008-11-15T19:21:00.000-08:00

When I say I am a messenger

Does your skin crawl

That’s arrogant absurd?

How about another turn of thought?

There’s nobody that’s not.

In truth you see

Everyone living in the land of the sea

Is used as a messenger frequently

Setting people free

Or bringing down misery

Good or evil is the choice

You pick the voice

Accept the assignment

Witness realignment

Universe cracks open refinement

Truth spills to the floor in a flow

Another opportunity to know

Hello?

Another opportunity unfolds

Hear the truth that’s told

Listen and be bold

Some beliefs may not hold

You will survive the reaction

Won’t lose all your traction

This message has been sent

To help stop the descent

Into a life of separation

You are a great God’s creation

Opportunity knocks to end your life’s friction

You’re free to respond with rejection

Not do any introspection

Feels a lot like evil interjection

If you feel there’s no question

Be open for a minute to consider this

This might mean that you’ve just been kissed

Consider it all for a moment of time

That’s the only point of a messenger rhyme

You decide the decision before you

Whether it’s evil or truth, happy or blue

Accept or reject

The decision is up to you

No messenger controls what you do

Opportunity knocks

A beautiful truth or evil brew?

What kind of messenger are you?

Ode To Art Dude

2008-11-03T11:16:00.000-08:00

Halloween weekend was totally fucked

Totally tore me up

Made me crazy made me nuts

Drove over me like a semi truck

Thought I found my life long bud

Now I know it was a temporary buzz

Who I was was not enough

Or who I was was just too much

Domination is out of touch

Turned too tough

I’ve had enough

Fun ride ended

Life’s path stands bended

Wish it would have stayed suspended

Happiness ended the stupendous

Domination doesn’t breed interdependence

Turns light to dark

Personality lacking independence

Light to dark

The end of an instance

Three months of time

Committing the crime

Of having a good time

Living a happy rhyme

Forced exit of the sublime

Cant be with you without a trance

I can only do that when I dance

Acceptance is the only hand

That plays in the sand

Cant accept the domination dance

Halloween weekend was totally fucked

Totally tore me up

Made me crazy made me nuts

Drove over me like a semi truck

DOOM and GLOOM

2008-10-21T09:29:00.000-07:00

Fear Fear

Fear it all

End is coming

You’re gonna fall

Survivalists on the news

Aztecs carved it in true

News of life’s gonna end

Coming through

End of what?

Same old tune

Anonymous rune

Cataclysmic doom

Great Depression

Grapes of Wrath

We wont be able to take

A bath?

City jobs won’t last?

Gotta pay in gold or cash?

Cell phones all crash?

Y2K and little green men

This is just a new spin

On an old ancient Gin

To keep them reeled in

While they rob the money bins

Makes me cringe

STOP THINKING IN THE NEGATIVE!!

2008-10-18T02:18:00.000-07:00

Thinking in the negative

Drowning in fear

Choked with despair

Makes everything harder to bear

Maybe you’re programmed to go there

Twisted in just the right way

Hard to grasp the feel of happiness

With all that negative air in the way

A compelling violin?

What happened to you was really intense?

A big fat ugly sin?

We all have violins to play

When you play yours loud

Think that maybe just maybe

Someone’s had it harder in your crowd

They just don’t say it all out loud

If you knew you’d probably feel like a clown

For wearing that silly frown

If you notice anyone else around

After you are through bringing everyone down

Life dealt you a terrible hand?

Took you to this negative stance?

Put you in a perpetual negative trance?

Lost happiness on one day?

That you let stand in your way?

Gave it power to the millionth degree?

Stayed enslaved in an otherwise brief misery?

Keep it continuing for a century?

Maybe you just forgot how to dance

Forgot about life as romance

Fell off life’s stupendously fun path

Need to realize a new beginning

Keep the positive thinking spinning

Negative thinking isn’t winning

Drread Ted

2008-10-10T10:03:00.000-07:00

There was a dude named Ted

He couldn’t get to bed

Too many thoughts filled his head

Turned the TV on instead.

News flashed before his face

Everyone guilty of disgrace

Crimes against the human race

Teds head filled

More thoughts

Faster pace

Ted’s head began to swell

Thoughts of murder began to build

Became convinced he had to kill

Human blood he had to spill

Later on Ted called his mom

Told her to turn the TV on

There was Ted tazer pronged

Blood soaked from murderous wrongs

Ted’s mom wondered

What went wrong.

JUnKiFIED nEwS

2008-10-07T11:28:00.000-07:00

2003

It happened in 2003

Examples of repeats of history

Passing through global seas

9800 in 2003

Don’t you see

We fell in the sea

In 2003

We fell to our knees

In 2003

When the Dow dropped 9800 in 2003

Don’t you see

We need more money as seed

Never enough you see

Now give it to us for free

Or this paper house falls to its knees

Remember where you were in 2003

Is this news guy talking to me?

Wants me to react emotionally?

Wants me to send a bottle out to sea?

Agree to pay up happily?

Save us all and keep us free?!

So we don’t repeat 2003?

No tragedies in 2003

In our economy

Not within my life’s memory

It’s pretty good you see

I was alive in 2003

Living in the people sea

Why is he playing with me?

Creative drives to manipulate me?

What I see?

Corporate monopoly?

Government conspiracy?

Just the force of affordability?

Squeeze us back to profit reality?

But this guy’s playing with me?

It’s more than him you see

Others had to agree

Send it out to the internet sea

That’s the corporate way you see

Pure corporate reality

Panic driven easily

Panic all and let’s just see

We can change reality

Just part of avoiding banality?

Could that be the reality?

This story twined with humanity?

Dish it right return to sanity?

Dish it right protect humanity?

Here’s a new one news guy

Dish it true and right

Respect us other guys

We like it right to decide

Want to take that ride

Not your twisted slide

Have some revolutionary pride

CybEr VaCAtiON

2008-10-05T23:39:00.000-07:00

Roam around this place

Time to escape

Time for some space

Time for visiting outer space

Outside the wall of the usual place

Don’t have to have grace

Can go at a slow pace

Wander around all over the place

Eyes and mind working the space

Trained to identify the trace

Of other minds of the human race

Roaming around in outer space

Taking an escape

Taking some space

Visiting outer space

Outside the walls of the usual place

Don’t have to have grace

Can go at a slow pace

Wander around all over the place

Eye and mind working the space

Trained to identify the trace

Of other minds of the human race

Roaming around outer space.

DEVIL WINS

2008-09-24T20:18:00.000-07:00

How incredible

How stupendous

Devil wins

That’s just tremendous

Not one hand should it be

Not one time a reality

But there it is

In front of me

Everyone can see

Everyone can agree

Time to beat back again

Devil just can’t win

Or should I quit

And forget about this sin

Get back to happy life again

Let someone else take care of it

Others see this fucked up shit

Why don’t they do something about it

Why does it have to be me?

Makes my life a misery

For

While

Beat the devil down for good

People stop being hurt

This devil plucked from the herd

Better world neighborhood

Fuck it

Gotta carry on

Picked to right this wrong

Part of my life long song

How incredible

How stupendous

The devil wins

That’s just tremendous

Hey Anomaly!! Yah YOU!

2008-09-13T10:50:00.000-07:00

Here there is an anomaly over there

Hey look another one is on the stairs

Holy shit anomalies are everywhere

Think anyone is the same as you

That’s just bull and DNA proves its true

What you see in everyone you meet

From their personality to their feet

That’s a difference that’s pretty fucking neat

You try making a billion plus different dudes

Everyone with a different look and attitude

Nothing is the same in any single billions of you

That’s God’s spectacular amazing earthly brew

Doesn’t matter what God you bow to

You believe that God made us all don’t you?

Ok there are some similarities in some

Adapting to their place under the sun

But run that DNA and it really gets fun

Absolutely no one is exactly the same as anyone

We are really just a bag of different ones

Living in different places adapted under the sun

Challenged to look at us all as one

No problem you are different then everyone

Humanity is the singular equal sum

When you meet your next anomaly on the street

See their difference as amazingly stupendously sweet

Respect that spectacularly enormously complicated feat

Soon as everyone does that life will be pretty fucking neat

Defend The cOnSTiTutIOn

2008-08-28T21:03:00.000-07:00

Take an oath

Defend the constitution

Have you?

Would you?

What do you do?

When you know foul’s at play

Constitution being eroded away

Wisdom of patriots ignored

Children filled with arrogance

Of the improved upon way?

Or power breeds corruption

Constitution is in the way?

Take an oath

Defend the constitution

Have you?

Would you?

What do you do?

Election time is

Opportunity for correction?

Is that the direction?

That’s the words of politicians

Power breeds corruption with perfection

Organize a grass roots effort?

Take the issue to the street?

Don’t have time for that

Gotta work to eat

Citizen of Rome

My allegiance to the survival throne

Take an oath

Defend the constitution

Have you?

Would you?

What do you do?

You know it’s not the right play

Things just aren’t happening the right way

Constitution needs strict adherence every day

History proves the truth in a magnificent way

Wait for someone else to organize the play?

Need zillions before saving the day?

Take an oath

Defend the constitution

Have you?

Would you?

What do you do?

You Dont Know Who You've Met

2008-08-08T16:23:00.000-07:00

You don’t know who you’ve met

You don’t realize yet

Makin your bets

Might make me your pet

Might teach me to fetch

Might tell me when to sit

Turn me into your bitch

But you don’t know who you’ve met

I can’t learn to fetch

In fact you are making me wretch

Sometimes I just like to play

This happens to be one of those days

Few hours spent testing your way

Few hours spent out

Getting away

Adventurous soul is my sway

Love a life filled with many to play

Stellar cool and you get to enjoy more days

Of spending time with me getting away

You don’t know who you’ve met

Think now’s the time to let you in on it

Cause you’re really such a piece of shit

That you’re starting to make me twitch

Time to throw you into the loser ditch

Time to put an end to it

Words I’ll use

To give you the news

Going to make you twitch

Make you wanna fetch

Make you wanna be my pet

It’ll be hard for you to get over it

You don’t know who you’ve met

Oh Wow Is It Really True?

2008-08-03T14:26:00.000-07:00

Oh wow is it real is it true

McCain the Christian might pick a Jew?

For his presidential ticket stew?

Obama on the other “side”?

Muslim as his religious pride?

Never thought I’d see that battle inside

Lines of ancient civilizations pride

Piercing through traditional American divides

Hooked

2008-08-02T22:33:00.000-07:00

My Boss Is A Demon

2008-07-31T09:02:00.000-07:00

Here is a tale that’s true

About a boss that’s an evil shrew

Does evil things then works

To pin it on someone innocent and true

What kind of shit is that you say?

How could this be this boss’s way?

I tell you its true to my dieing day

Seen it so many times as plain as day

This is the way that evil shrew plays

How can I work for such a beast?

Why not run away with running feet?

First it took time to learn his game

Witness events that carry his name

Put together the game that he rains

All over us who are just there to be paid

Work the day through and get through with the day

But he wants to play dirty games

Now I know it will never be the same

Days went here from sunny to rain

Seeing this beast’s game

So how can I work for such a beast?

Why not run away with running feet?

I gotta eat

Who's Your Toad?

2008-07-29T19:05:00.000-07:00

Fear the toad

Run into the briar patch

His mind has completely cracked

Against you the odds are stacked

Stay out of his way

Might survive this game

Let him be completely lame

Keep his lips from speaking your name

The cracked period hopefully will pass

Before we all feel too kicked in the ass

Or we don’t feel up to the task

Of putting up anymore with his cracked toad ass

Fear the toad

Run into the briar patch

His mind has completely cracked

Against you the odds are stacked

Try To Get Up There

2008-07-28T18:36:00.000-07:00

There once was a dude named Urg

Who just loved to splurge

At levels that were quite absurd

Made him into a ridiculous turd

Once Urg turned into a ridiculous turd

He got so poor it was absurd

He never got to splurge

That really bothered Urg

In fact it bothered Urg so much

He ate his girlfriend for lunch

Packed what he didn’t eat in the trunk

Then headed out west on a hunch

Passed by a leprechaun on the way

Who was having a bad day

Wandered onto the highway

Urgs car swayed

But hit him anyway

His girlfriend’s parts fell onto the road

Smelled worse than a decomposed toad

The leprechaun’s body just started to erode

Urg didn’t think the criminal charges would hold

Until prison became Urg’s new abode

Prison was more than he could bear

So he ended his life in there

Walked up some cloud like pearly stairs

Until he came upon some women with flowing hair

He couldn’t help but stare

Even through the glare

Suddenly Urg was blinded by the glare

Tripped over the flowing hair

Fell down all those pearly stairs

Thought he smelled a little Nair

When he reached the bottom

Things had turned from good to rotten

Nothing here looked like cotton

Then he saw the leprechaun

He always thought they were the devil’s spawn

He was looking at Urg like he was turned on

The leprechaun spoke with fury

Told Urg not to get up in a hurry

He spit causing a little fire flurry

Smelled a bit like Indian curry

You son of a bitch the leprechaun spat

If you hadn’t acted like a rat

I’d still be up there playing with cats

Sewing cool little hats

Living is where its at

A sudden wind came in a gush

Picked Urg right up

Threw him into firey brush

Like he was trash to clean up

The leprechaun scampered off

Leaving a smell a little like Smirnoff

On the way up to the women with the flowing hair

That were always at the top of the stairs

Existing like an endless dare

Of try to get up there