Pointless Conversations

ms dos

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 17:14:50 -0700

Freddy: what's that software shit apple uses

Matt Cupples: ms dos

Freddy: i need command space to start reading my mind

Freddy: even though the answer is clearly not there

Freddy: i need command space to start reading the mind of someone with the answer

MARKETING SEO LINKS

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 07:07:01 -0700

[6/1/13 10:06:36 AM] freddy: hahaha man i just checked my adsense account right
[6/1/13 10:06:46 AM] freddy: i've been collecting ad revenue since december of 2007
[6/1/13 10:07:04 AM] freddy: and have a total of $39.42

[6/1/13 10:07:12 AM] nowthatsamatt: yeah but also
[6/1/13 10:07:18 AM] nowthatsamatt: you don't have any ads
[6/1/13 10:07:21 AM] nowthatsamatt: on the site

[6/1/13 10:07:42 AM] freddy: they were showing up yesterday, i think analytics broke it

[6/1/13 10:07:53 AM] nowthatsamatt: no they weren't

[6/1/13 10:08:09 AM] freddy: yeah they appear when you submit a conv

[6/1/13 10:08:32 AM] nowthatsamatt: oh i see it

[6/1/13 10:08:34 AM] freddy: straight up paste your shit there
[6/1/13 10:08:36 AM] freddy: no need for 

[6/1/13 10:08:39 AM] nowthatsamatt: that's a really good idea freddy
[6/1/13 10:08:49 AM] nowthatsamatt: have the ads show up when you post a conversation
[6/1/13 10:08:56 AM] nowthatsamatt: that way we don't bother the paying customers

[6/1/13 10:09:00 AM] freddy: man are you saying i could have made millions by ner

Justice is Served

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 07:00:19 -0700

theadriansays: i want to see the bum fight tapes
nowthatsamatt: you do not
nowthatsamatt: they are not fun to watch
nowthatsamatt: beliebe me
theadriansays: ok
theadriansays: i guess i don't
nowthatsamatt: u r rite
theadriansays: i want the jury to see it though
nowthatsamatt: hahahaha
nowthatsamatt: we should do something awful
nowthatsamatt: like really awful that no one wants to see
nowthatsamatt: and force a jury
nowthatsamatt: and if they don't watch it
nowthatsamatt: we can be like
nowthatsamatt: well you didn't see it so you can't send us to jail
nowthatsamatt: and they're like
nowthatsamatt: aw man we gotta watch it now
nowthatsamatt: :((
nowthatsamatt: JUSTICE
nowthatsamatt: IS
nowthatsamatt: SERVED
nowthatsamatt: that could be the title of the movie
nowthatsamatt: and the jurors can all be like
nowthatsamatt: the movie will be the backstory of the jurors
nowthatsamatt: and they're all pieces of shit people
nowthatsamatt: and they're finally gettin' their comeuppins
nowthatsamatt: in this trial
nowthatsamatt: so really the twist is that the jury was on trial

Crystal Reports

Thu, 30 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700

InboxZero: any of you fags use crystal reports?
Thebraus: lol
nowthatsa: hahahahah fuck you InboxZero

Responsive!

Tue, 28 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700

5:23:23 PM R Cupples: hey...hi
5:23:29 PM R Cupples: Got a new internet service
5:23:38 PM R Cupples: att was bacvking up...slow
Changed status to Away
Changed status to Offline
Changed status to Online
5:28:34 PM Matt: word, what'd you get
Changed status to Offline
Changed status to Online
Changed status to Online
5:31:19 PM R Cupples: Clear express
5:31:34 PM Matt: how is it
Changed status to Offline
Changed status to Online
Changed status to Offline
Changed status to Online
Changed status to Away
Changed status to Offline
Changed status to Online
Changed status to Offline
Changed status to Online
Changed status to Online
5:39:43 PM R Cupples: ok so far
5:39:53 PM R Cupples: responsive

Whiskey Lous

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700

Freddy: hey man remember that time we went to wiskey lous
Freddy: and you asked for a vodka red bull
Matt: I DO REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN WE WENT TO LOU'S
Matt: WELL WE GOT VODKA
Matt: AND UH
Matt: VODKA
Matt: AND WHISKEY
Freddy: and he was like: DO WHAT NEW?
Freddy: no man, you got whiskey
Freddy: whiskey lous

Where are they trying to log in?

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700

Scott: Hi Adrian, I have rep who can not log in to anything and several reps who can not log in to the phones.
Adrian: Hi Scott!
Adrian: Where are they trying to log in?
Scott: Over by the windows in the new CS area.

Mr. Are

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800

Freddy: i thought i was the boss here
Freddy: I GUESS NOT
Matthew Cupples: fuck you are
Matthew Cupples: sorry
Matthew Cupples: my bad
Freddy: * fuck, you are
Matthew Cupples: no, i know a guy named Are
Matthew Cupples: i was sending him my regards
Freddy: ok fine, tell me more about Mr. Are

First Podcast Available

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800

[1/16/13 6:43:38 PM] Freddy: did you get the memo i just sent?
[1/16/13 6:43:43 PM] Matthew Cupples: no?
[1/16/13 6:43:52 PM] Matthew Cupples: what memo
[1/16/13 6:43:57 PM] Freddy: that's because you'll get it in two separate tar balls
[1/16/13 6:43:59 PM] Freddy: one via email
[1/16/13 6:44:05 PM] Freddy: the other one via fax
[1/16/13 6:44:07 PM] Freddy: good luck
[1/16/13 6:44:25 PM] Freddy: young grasshoper

Matt's Podcast

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800

10:46:23 PM Matthew Cupples: Freddy and I are going to start a podcast.
10:46:32 PM Billy: about gun control?
10:46:37 PM Matthew Cupples: Looks like you notched down to 2nd best friend.
10:46:42 PM Billy: i know :(
10:46:44 PM Matthew Cupples: Just sayin'.
10:46:48 PM Billy: i missed you in vegas and fl
10:46:55 PM Billy: i pretty much deserve below 10
10:47:03 PM Matthew Cupples: YOU DESERVE THIS
10:47:07 PM Billy: THIS
10:47:13 PM Billy: RIGHT HERE -> <-
10:47:19 PM Matthew Cupples: 815 visitors on wed
10:47:22 PM Billy: <3
10:47:26 PM Billy: how?
10:47:29 PM Billy: organic?
10:47:31 PM Matthew Cupples: facebook shares
10:47:33 PM Billy: !
10:47:35 PM Billy: nice
10:47:35 PM Matthew Cupples: i swear
10:47:43 PM Matthew Cupples: http://puu.sh/1McIr
10:47:48 PM Billy: when do you start seeing income from the ads?
10:47:50 PM Matthew Cupples: http://puu.sh/1McKt
10:47:59 PM Matthew Cupples: well so far i have $6.77
10:48:10 PM Billy: that's awesome
10:48:35 PM Matthew Cupples: gonna go to reddit next
10:48:44 PM Matthew Cupples: once i figure where to put the ads
10:48:54 PM Matthew Cupples: seriously though the podcast is hilarious
10:49:05 PM Matthew Cupples: i'll link it when we put it up
10:49:14 PM Billy: you've already done one?
10:49:20 PM Matthew Cupples: yeah it's AWFUL
10:49:22 PM Matthew Cupples: hahah
10:49:31 PM Matthew Cupples: but it's hilarious to people who know us i imagine
10:49:46 PM Billy: awesome
10:49:56 PM Matthew Cupples: i fumble with words when talking to a hot girl
10:49:58 PM Matthew Cupples: etc
10:50:05 PM Billy: is it public?
10:50:09 PM Matthew Cupples: not yet
10:50:10 PM Billy: or are you "editing" it
10:50:11 PM Matthew Cupples: not uploaded
10:50:19 PM Matthew Cupples: i dunno what freddy'll do
10:50:24 PM Matthew Cupples: but it's on his phone
11:27:58 PM Billy: is he still in FL
11:28:03 PM Matthew Cupples: yes
11:28:11 PM Billy: no wonder it still stinks in the USA
11:28:24 PM Matthew Cupples: i just busted out laughing
11:28:28 PM Matthew Cupples: hahahahhaa
11:28:30 PM Matthew Cupples: amazing
11:29:00 PM Matthew Cupples: you're back up to best friend #1

Guns Means Less Killings

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Freddy: Matt, i'm not the brighest man around, and God knows I can barely speak English, but even I know that less guns means less murders.
Matthew Cupples: that's because you've done zero research
Matthew Cupples: congratulations
Freddy: CRAZY SOB: WELL WELL, NICE DAY FOR KILLING, WHAT'S MY WEAPON OF CHOICE? OOPS, NOT A GUN, BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE. THANKS!

7th Grade Matt

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Matt: i love how there's a problem with sustaining our spending
Matt: but you want to close down a workforce of 31 million people
Matt: and apparently the ndaa was more important to pass than any sort of budget
Matt: grats
Freddy: Matt, maybe you'd get these things if you finished 7th grade.

Free Health Insurance vs Guns

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Matthew Cupples: hey freddy
Matthew Cupples: you wanna go take people's guns away
Freddy: yeah, and replace them with free health insurance
Matthew Cupples: they're interchangeable! and moreover, the healthcare is actually free!
Freddy: They have that in Portugal and they call it "common sense".

Apple Conscience

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Freddy: ok so, here's what i need to not have in order to not shoot inocent children:
a) an apple
b) a gun
c) a tank
d) a drone
e) a missil
x) all but a

Matt: i think you could kill children with an apple if you didn't have y) a conscience

Bottle it up

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Freddy: i'm trying to not get mad as easily, but it's really hard
Freddy: it's probably going to kill me
Matt: bottle that shit up for when your kid puts his elbows on the table during dinner 10 years from now

Romanian Culture

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Matt: i imagine a large part of romanian and chinese cultures revolves around typing ssh root@random.ip

Sheer Patriotism

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Daniel "Two Tickets" Lewis: if they have a recount
Daniel "Two Tickets" Lewis: wont it come up the same
Daniel "Two Tickets" Lewis: because all those vote frauders already frauded
Matt: probably who cares
Matt: i'm on the roof of right now
Matt: shooting liberals
Daniel "Two Tickets" Lewis: what
Daniel "Two Tickets" Lewis: how did you get up there
Daniel "Two Tickets" Lewis: i wanna go up there
Daniel "Two Tickets" Lewis: :(
Matt: sheer patriotism

Scripts

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Matt: i hear he deploys by logging in the server
Matt: and git pulling
Matt: pretty pro shit
Freddy: yeah why do that, when you can have a script do it for you
Matt: pewwwwww
Freddy: hey, can you have a script just take a shit for me too?
Freddy: or vote?
Freddy: can the script vote for nobody? cause nobody cares, Matt. Nobody.

We're back, but less funny

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Matt: bro i think we've gotten less funny
not in terms of saying funny things
but in finding things funny
although we have said less funny things
ever since we started taking things seriously

Spell it out for you

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Matt: http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/82224/amazon.com-amazon-instant-video-twilight-twilight-saga-eclipse-the-twilight-saga-new-moon-the-twilight-saga-breaking-dawn-part-1?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+SlickdealsnetFP+%28SlickDeals.net+Frontpage%29&utm_content=Google+Reader
Ethan Pemble: sweet.
Matthew Cupples: i'm watching all four tonight
Ethan: sounds like a really great way to spend your free time
Ethan: hahaha. that sounded really dick-ish
Ethan: really, why are you watching these terrible movies
Matt: DUDE IT WAS A GAY JOKE
Matt: I LINKED THEM TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY
Matt: jesus do i have to spell it out for you
Matt: i'm trying to be subtle

Full on riot

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700

Tom: dude i was so close to this bus that i could feel the heat
Matt: that sounds like something i would do; why are you living life on the edge
Tom: it was right downtown
Tom: like, it wasn't full-on riot.
Tom: just idiots lighting fires
Matt: they set a bus on fire, tim
Matt: what constitutes full on riot to you

I dint dee jay dee do

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:40:10 -0800

Dan DeBlasio Just saw a live armedillo on 434. I dint they existed.

Dan is a Speller

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:22:15 -0800

Dan DeBlasio: my throught hurts :(

Kurt Greenbaum Is a Pussy

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:57:13 -0800

Freddy
Kurt Greenbaum Is a Pussy

Matthew
who is THAT

Freddy
a guy that works for the saint louis today
got a dude fired for posting a comment with the word "pussy" in it

Matthew
oh right
way to jump on that bandwagon

Freddy
why not?

Matthew
why

Freddy
cause i'd like to see someone fired
duh
maybe if you see a picture of this guy you'll change your mind
http://kurtgreenbaumisapussy.com/images/KGreenbaum150x175.jpg
he's a social media expert

Matthew
i've seen him before
and i get hating him
i just don't get that particular reason
he's a douchebag
but uh
why post with your real name from work trolling shit
if you know you can get fired for it
dumb move imo

Freddy
it wasn't really trolling shit, did you read the comment?

Matthew
naw

Freddy
besides, i'm more interested in seeing if the internet can fire someone

Matthew
hahhaaha

Freddy
that'd be amazing

Matthew
true that
ok i'm down now

Punch Solution 2

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:52:49 -0800

Freddy
well, at least we'll end this year in a high point of hilarity
ha!

Matthew
hopefully
let's get loaded and punch a cop

The Art of Furty

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:48:40 -0800

Freddy: are you alright?

well, wahtever you do, do it at least 10 feet from the couch!

Cupples

too late bro

i already shredded that couch with my fists of furty

err, fury

Freddy

man, sometimes i get so furtyationless

Will Smith vs Eminem

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:44:17 -0800

â��Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records - well I do, so fuck him and fuck you tooâ�� ~ Eminem

I has opinion

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:48:13 -0800

Matt: should i switch it back, the ads?
Matt: i mean they're not showing up
Dixie: not sure yet, I guess take them down for now
Matt: and replace with what
Dixie: and as soon as the ad people get their act together we can replace
Dixie: just remove for now
Matt: well there's nothing there right now
Matt: so problem solved!
Dixie: haha
Dixie: I think they saw a blank box though
Dixie: let me check in another browser
Matt: man honestly
Matt: it wasn't really like
Matt: HEY DIXIE WHAT IS YOUR OPINION
Matt: i was hoping you would ask her
Matt: because anything i change on that page is a significant time investment/annoyance
Dixie: I see a long white box in ie8
Dixie: ok fine I'll ask :P
Matt: tyvm

Castle Doctrine FTW

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:56:36 -0800

JoshL: The neighborhood kids are playing hide and go seek around our house
JoshL: lol
mcupples: shoot them
mcupples: castle doctrine ftw

El Boiled

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:54:49 -0800

Cupples, Matthew: i'm furiouso
Cupples, Matthew: MUY
Cupples, Matthew: furioso
Donoso, Jorge: your dad is cool
Cupples, Matthew: your face looks like a boiled peanut

Punch Solution

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:57:12 -0800

Matt
okay jigglejams
man
that's a good name
jigglejams
my beard is grozz

Freddy
well, lets see what we can do about this
you know what
i think the best solution would be for you to punch the couch

test

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 08:42:31 -0700

test

Blog Ideology

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:19:50 -0700

Justin at 11:45am June 4

Freddy I think you should start a blog "Programing with Mr. Duarte" You could give us your insightful tips on good programing.

Freddy at 6:58am June 5

hahaha That's pretty good man!

Here's a couple of ideas for a blog for yourself:

1. How to be Fat!... Read More
2. How to be Hated by EVERYONE!
3. How to Pretend to Work for !
4. How to Become a Synonym of Stupidity!
5. How to do All of the Above AT THE SAME TIME!

Starting up Slow

Wed, 27 May 2009 17:26:19 -0700

mcupples/Home8D667C58: Can you send me an
"action item" for this thing? I haven't bothered looking yet.
Dixie: a what
mcupples/Home8D667C58: It's where you send
me a message containing all the information I need for very good
success.
mcupples/Home8D667C58: We can start off
slow, though.
mcupples/Home8D667C58: Like
Dixie: I don't have one of those myself
mcupples/Home8D667C58: you can send me a
message containing only enough for good success.
mcupples/Home8D667C58: Over time we can
work up to very good.
Daniels, Dixie: my brain
mcupples/Home8D667C58: So basically dude,
what I got from our conversation just now
mcupples/Home8D667C58: is that you want me
to do the xyz task that you don't know what it is?
mcupples/Home8D667C58: I'm confused.
mcupples/Home8D667C58: And you just hurt MY brain.
mcupples/Home8D667C58: I'm thinking this
is some kind of vengeance.
mcupples/Home8D667C58: DIXIE ARE YOU BEING
VINDICTIVE?
Dixie: no look I thought he wanted one thing but
he might have just not been explaining himself
mcupples/Home8D667C58: Okay so there is no
actionable task for me to do right now, right?
Dixie: I guess not :/
mcupples/Home8D667C58: Okay please tell me
you realize how silly this entire conversation was.
mcupples/Home8D667C58: And let's talk about PONIES.
mcupples/Home8D667C58: I love a pony!
mcupples/Home8D667C58: :3

New Term: Freddy'd

Wed, 27 May 2009 17:22:47 -0700

Matthew Cupples <mcupples> wrote:
matt_cupples: Has the ops meeting not been happening?
pirit1991: not lately b/c people have been too busy (Scott and Austin pairing)
matt_cupples: Okay phew I thought I was getting Freddy'd.

Random Add

Mon, 18 May 2009 17:47:43 -0700

Freddy: hey buddy james
Freddy: who are you?
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Freddy: dude common
Freddy: why do you spaniards add people you don't know
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Freddy: it's like, hey look, last name is pronouncable in my shitty language, so you must want to be my friend
Freddy: SHUT UP
[c=13][a=1]#^ .. â�¢Â°Â¤*(Â¯`Â°(â�¢#Â¯`Â·.Â·â�¢ÂºÂ°â��Â¨Reinita!Â¨â��Â°Âºâ�¢Â·.Â·Â´Â¯#â�¢)Â°Â´Â¯)*Â¤Â°â�¢[/a][/p]: ???

The perfect email

Thu, 14 May 2009 23:47:21 -0700

Daniels, Dixie: lol
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: Not sure if you can get away with Jimmy, but I could. :p
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: That's about the only thing I'd change.
Daniels, Dixie: I will reword that to sound like it came from me
Daniels, Dixie: since I don't tell clients to mash shit
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: Here, let me do it for you.
Daniels, Dixie: what
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: Hello Jim,

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

Thanks,
Dixie
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: Hahaha
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: BLAM
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: GO GET SOME WATER, DIXIE
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT TO PUT OUT THE FIRE ON YOURSELF.
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED.

The Hulk

Mon, 11 May 2009 11:03:50 -0700

mcupples/Home5E6308E7: either way is the same, right?
Daniels, Dixie: no?
Daniels, Dixie: one way replaces one line with two
Daniels, Dixie: the other replaces one line with one
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: You know how like
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: The Hulk has to get mad before he can turn into the Hulk and save the city?
Daniels, Dixie: :(
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: Well like
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: If I were the Hulk
mcupples/Home5E6308E7: All people would have to do to make me mad enough to go Hulk mode is to put me in a room with you and have us work together to solve a simple problem.
Daniels, Dixie is typing...

Word of the Day: Coruscate

Thu, 07 May 2009 09:55:46 -0700

Adrian: dixie
Adrian: dictionary.com's word of the day is coruscate
Dixie: adrian
Adrian: which means to give off or reflect bright beams or flashes of light; to sparkle
Adrian: OR
Adrian: to exhibit brilliant, sparkling technique or style
Adrian: use the word in a sentence
Adrian: They pulled up at the farthest end of a loop path that looked out over the great basin of the Rio Grande under brilliant, coruscating stars.
Adrian: OR
Adrian: The oiled, diamond-encrusted penis coruscated in the sunlight.
Dixie: haha
Adrian: thanks folks
Adrian: i'll be here all night

YALM - Yet Another LOL Moment

Fri, 01 May 2009 12:45:09 -0700

Freddy: can i call you dixie poo?
Dixie: no
Freddy: what about poo daniels?
Dixie: no
Freddy: DAMMIT DIXIE WORK WITH ME HERE

The Absence of Absinth

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:38:21 -0700

Dan: what?!?
Dan: how am I an idiot?
Freddy: :(
Freddy: something to do with the "Absence of absinth"
Freddy: anyhow, tomorrow, wackados, 6pm
Dan: ok
Freddy: the beer there is awesome
Dan: not really ?
Dan: *:/
Freddy: big jars of beer
Dan: oh in that respect yeah
Freddy: oh, did i say beer? i meant to say waitresses
Dan: hahaha

A New Type of Email

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:28:25 -0700

matt_cupples: Well, Iâ��ve done it again. I canâ��t find my password to check my G mail online.
matt_cupples: G mail online.
matt_cupples: That's a new one.
Freddy: ahhaahha
matt_cupples: Do you have a G mail online?
Freddy: this reminds me of the 78 times i forgot my password and you said something like
matt_cupples: G MAIL ONLINE
matt_cupples: DATA WEB
Freddy: STUPID IDIOT BAG OF CRAP PORTUGUESE AIDS PISS ANUS EXPLOSION OF SHIT
matt_cupples: G MAIL ONLINE
Freddy: ahhahaha yeah that's pretty good
Freddy: 50 pixels for you
matt_cupples: haha
matt_cupples: Thanks.
Freddy: no probablo
matt_cupples: NAO SE

Unzipping now

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:02:55 -0700

Freddy: BROS
Freddy: BEFAW
Freddy: HOES
matt_cupples: Unzipping now.
matt_cupples: You'll be good in like five minutes.
Freddy: you are the sweetest human being i know
matt_cupples: Thanks.

Webcam Fight

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:33:24 -0700

Freddy: hey
Freddy: who are you?
Nell: hey, Age/Sex/Location? :)
Freddy: pink, yes, beer
Freddy: how are you?
Nell: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
Freddy: I eat fire
Nell: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Freddy: I am professional rocket
Nell: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
Freddy: But i gotta tell matt
Nell: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.localroomcam.com/natasha fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
Freddy: welp!
Nell: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
Freddy: jorge is a very fat young man
Nell: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Freddy: ok thumb dan
Nell: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localroomcam.com/natasha
Freddy: oh hi
Freddy: R U THERE!??!?! I REALLY NEED TO GIVE YOU MY CREDIT CARD!
Freddy: :(
Freddy: LITERALLY MY CREDIT CARD

I will told to you later

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:34:26 -0800

[c=50]La vida es como un espejo: te sonrÃe si la miras sonriendo.[/c]: usted es freddy veras goico??
Freddy: what?
Freddy: who are you?
[c=50]La vida es como un espejo: te sonrÃe si la miras sonriendo.[/c]: my name is johanna and i have told you sometiome a Freddy veras
Freddy: im not Freddy veras
Freddy: Im freddy duarte
[c=50]La vida es como un espejo: te sonrÃe si la miras sonriendo.[/c]: ok thanks
Freddy: no problem
[c=50]La vida es como un espejo: te sonrÃe si la miras sonriendo.[/c]: im working now i told to you later
Freddy: fantastic

From the Headquarters of: Tina Johnson

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:56:10 -0800

Hi Dear,
how are you today I hope that everything is ok with
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having communication with you starting from today,
please i wish you will have the desire with me so that
we can get to know each other better and see what
happens in future.
I will be very happy if you can write me through my
email for easy communication so that we can know each
other, I will give you my pictures and details about
me upon hearing from you. waiting for your response as
i wish you all the best.
your new friend
Miss Tina Johnson

Here I'm

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 22:43:54 -0800

Hi i'm Khairul Efeeza Ismail well known as krazl on cyberspace. My main profession currently as webmaster. i would like to share with others all info, so here i'm.
View my friendster here

Sgt. Joey Jones

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:10:17 -0800

I hope my email find you well. I am in need of your assistance. My name is Sgt. Joey Jones. I am an American soldier serving in the  1st Armored Division in Iraq, we have just been posted out  of  Iraq and to return in a short while. My colleague and I need your  help  to transfer out the sum of Twenty Five Mllion U.S Dollars (US25.0M). Sgt. Joey Jones. sgt.joeyj@hotmail.com
God Bless You!!

Hackers

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:33:18 -0800

10:45:15 AM yarak_hasan31@hotmail.com: hello
10:45:24 AM abyssknight@hotmail.com: Hello there.
10:45:37 AM yarak_hasan31@hotmail.com: ip adresin ne
10:45:48 AM abyssknight@hotmail.com: hmm?
10:45:59 AM yarak_hasan31@hotmail.com: ip
10:45:59 AM yarak_hasan31@hotmail.com: Ä±p
10:46:12 AM abyssknight@hotmail.com: What about my IP?
10:46:23 AM yarak_hasan31@hotmail.com: pc Ä±p
10:46:31 AM yarak_hasan31@hotmail.com: computer Ä±p
10:46:41 AM abyssknight@hotmail.com: Any particular reason you want my IP?
10:46:48 AM yarak_hasan31@hotmail.com: yes
10:46:53 AM abyssknight@hotmail.com: And that is?
10:46:57 AM yarak_hasan31@hotmail.com: ok
Changed status to Away
10:47:22 AM abyssknight@hotmail.com: Youâ��re bad at this.
10:47:31 AM yarak_hasan31@hotmail.com:

FIGHT

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:46:07 -0800

mattypie: type 1 itc if you're not an idiot
Kristin: That's awfully cleaver of you.
mattypie: ok so you're all idiots
ddaniels: I will cleaver your face and feed it to the dogs
mattypie: just what i was suspecting.
ddaniels: 1 itc
Jdalf-Wrk: 1 itc
lel: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=5517138&op=1&view=user&subj=636880353&id=636880353&ref=mf
mattypie: ok so the two biggest idiots in the channel
mattypie: decide to type 1 after the fact
ddaniels: oh ok
mattypie: HURR THIS WILL MARK ME SMERT
ddaniels: you didn't say there was a deadline
mattypie: IF I TIPE 1
Jdalf-Wrk: hey matt
Jdalf-Wrk: leave the channel
ddaniels: hey matt
mattypie: what no
Jdalf-Wrk: its starting to smell in here
ddaniels: you're a celf-centered bastard
mattypie: celf
ddaniels: woops
mattypie: yeah
mattypie: you know what dixie?
ddaniels: hey
ddaniels: yeah I do
ddaniels: so
mattypie: by not talking to you, i've successfully avoided trouble for the past week
ddaniels: why don't you just save yourself the time and gtfo
mattypie: you're like a walking trainwreck
mattypie: of bad news
ddaniels: hey that's great I guess that means I'm a troublemaker!
mattypie: that you start
mattypie: constantly
ddaniels: you know, no one else seems to get in trouble when I talk to them
Jdalf-Wrk: hey
ddaniels: but YOU it seems
ddaniels: always do
Jdalf-Wrk: would you 2 stfu
Jdalf-Wrk: no one cares
ddaniels: so I don't think it's me so much as you
mattypie: no.
Jdalf-Wrk: take it to private love birds
ddaniels: oh ok
mattypie: and justin
mattypie: i don't understand why you'd start slinging insults
mattypie: at all
mattypie: ever
ddaniels: so how come no one else seems to be "getting in trouble"?
mattypie: well i don't know
Jdalf-Wrk: Why is that matt
ddaniels: oh shit
Jdalf-Wrk: because Im fat?
mattypie: how much of my trouble spawns directly from you
mattypie: guess, dixie
mattypie: guess
ddaniels: how much of your troubles are you blaming on me? who knows
mattypie: good answer
mattypie: (that's not a good answer)
ddaniels: oh ok
ddaniels: well then the answer is zero
mattypie: alright
ddaniels: yep
lel: I'm farting like a mad man in here
mattypie: probably still smells better with me in here

Kristin's dates

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 07:06:13 -0800

lel: is this where fat people who dated kristin (and hated it) come to discuss their successful life endeavours?
Jdalf-Wrk: yes
Kristin: Astute observation!
lel: so who's got the smallest penis?
Jdalf-Wrk: You are not fat nor have you dated Kristin, Freddy. Im going to have to ask you to leave.
Jdalf-Wrk: I do
Jdalf-Wrk: Tiny tiny
Jdalf-Wrk: its so tiny
Jdalf-Wrk: that its big

Matt gets the Lucky

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:29:48 -0800

ddaniels1: hey so uh
ddaniels1: there's not really a party tonight is there
mattypie: not sure
ddaniels1: also what is everyone doing for new years eve
mattypie: you, if i'm lucky
ddaniels1: ;-*
mattypie: (i'm not v. lucky)
ddaniels1: (no you're not are you lol)

Dan Attacks

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:15:42 -0800

AntiChrist left the room.
mattypie: $10 says antichrist isn't even wasted right now
DanWork_Site: you soul know
DanWork_Site: *woul
DanWork_Site: dd
DanWork_Site: damn it
DanWork_Site: I suck @ this

Matt Cupple's List

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:14:18 -0800

Freddy: list of people who hate matt cupples
Freddy: 1. Freddy
DanWork: (and)
DanWork: *(hand)
ddaniels1: 2. Matt Cupples
DanWork: hahaha
Freddy: i guess that puts an elegant end to that
DanWork: 3. Matt's mom
ddaniels1: :(
ddaniels1: that's going too far
DanWork: nope
Freddy: 4. Matt's Dad (he does santeria)
DanWork: i think not
DanWork: haha
DanWork: he does
Freddy: he sure does
Freddy: he comes from quite an exotic family
Freddy: 5. Women
DanWork: brb gotta restart
DanWork left the room (quit: Read error: Connection reset by peer).
ddaniels1: 6. men
Kristin: This list can be summed up into
Kristin: !Dixie
ddaniels1: what
Adrian: dixie hates matt
ddaniels1: ^
Kristin: ~Dixie
ddaniels1: <3~~~Kristin~~~<3
Freddy: CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!
Freddy: 7. shavers

Isn't that your job?

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:06:21 -0800

ddaniels: freddy
ddaniels: answer the phone
ddaniels: plz
ddaniels: <3
DanLabtop: why.... cant you?
DanLabtop: isnt that your job?
ddaniels: well
DanLabtop: no well
ddaniels: I answered it and then they wanted to talk to Freddy
DanLabtop: is it?
ddaniels: so yes
DanLabtop: but...
DanLabtop: thats your job
ddaniels: I did answer it

No means Yes

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:43:29 -0800

matt_cupples: sends email
plaidchuckchick: ?
matt_cupples: i sent you an email
plaidchuckchick: oh about the ftp thing?
matt_cupples: nope
plaidchuckchick: ok haven't gotten it yet
plaidchuckchick: still nothing, what was it about
matt_cupples: the ftp thing
plaidchuckchick: uh
plaidchuckchick: I got that email
plaidchuckchick: and also asked if that was it
matt_cupples: i know
plaidchuckchick: and you said no
matt_cupples: i know

Weh Weh Weh Fat

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:50:32 -0800

usuck: weh weh weh
usuck: I can't get it up when you laugh at me
usuck: weh weh
usuck: I was laughing with you.
usuck: Not even laughing
usuck: giggling
usuck: I'm a giggler :3
Jdalf-Wrk: ....
usuck: Also fat
Jdalf-Wrk: I think we are all a bit fat
Jdalf-Wrk: and we could eat less
Jdalf-Wrk: mostly me

Personality Rewiring

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:47:31 -0800

Jdalf-Wrk: I wanna grow a fro
Jdalf-Wrk: and lose weight
Jdalf-Wrk: So I can look like Bob Ross
Jdalf-Wrk: THEN!
Jdalf-Wrk: I WILL GET ALL THE PUSSY IN THE WORLD
AdrianNiggertop: actually justin
AdrianNiggertop: i think you will need to put in more effort
Jdalf-Wrk: DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME
AdrianNiggertop: for instance
AdrianNiggertop: completely rewiring your personality
Dan: hahaha
Jdalf-Wrk: :/

Justin

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:28:47 -0800

Jdalf-Wrk: So I grabbed my gym clothes the other day when i got home and they were damp and smelled really bad
Jdalf-Wrk: So i spent the evening doing laundry
Jdalf-Wrk: & playing wow
mcupples: thanks for the heads up
Jdalf-Wrk: You're welcome

Man Tears

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:56:17 -0800

matt_cupples: dixie: hey were you crying in your car today
dixie: freddy said you were
dixie: I demand truth
matt: yes
dixie: why :(
matt: i just found out i am an unwanted pregnancy

I'm an internet powerhouse

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:53:14 -0700

Freddy: I'm a led farmer
matt_cupples: dogs aren't allowed on the internet
Freddy: except if the dog in question is an internet powerhouse
matt_cupples: true

The Fails

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:18:19 -0700

Freddy: cupples i was wondering
Freddy: if you could please stop failing
matt_cupples: no.

This is just pushing the line hombre!

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:43:28 -0700

aa35410@hotmail.com: hola, quien sos?
Freddy: yo soy o que soy
aa35410@hotmail.com: soy fer de mar del plata, vos?
Freddy: soy del europa, del tierra del mar e de cerveja
Freddy: eres del hugo chavez, perro?
aa35410@hotmail.com: mar del plata, es argentina
Freddy: ah! mar de mierda
aa35410@hotmail.com: que te pasa?
Freddy: :(
Freddy: no mi gusta
aa35410@hotmail.com: y vos de donde sos?
Freddy: portugal
aa35410@hotmail.com: y eso es lindo?
Freddy: si mucho
Freddy: c. ronaldo > messi
aa35410@hotmail.com: sos gay?
Freddy: si mucho
aa35410@hotmail.com: pasivo?
Freddy: no activo
Freddy: mi gusta banana grande
aa35410@hotmail.com: me gustaria chuparte la pija
Freddy: te gustarias chuparme pelotas?
aa35410@hotmail.com: si, soy muy puto
Freddy: ai bueno, hace mucho calor

The Most Logical Chat Eva

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:48:20 -0700

freddysagres: oh hi, my name is cupples
freddysagres: i recommend shit that doesn't work
matt_cupples: oic
freddysagres: hey hi freddy, the solution is lower taxes and shortest wireless range possible
matt_cupples: ok so
freddysagres: oh hi, my name is cupples, i mock everyone for their lack of computer knowledge, also, i don't know much about computers myself.
matt_cupples: hello!
freddysagres: oh hi, hate the internet? install ubuntu!
matt_cupples: why do you hate the internet
freddysagres: cupples you're worthless
freddysagres: fix my internet
matt_cupples: ok

The Evolution of Fat

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:34:25 -0700

freddysagres: so what happened to project get skinnier by looking ridiculous on a bicycle?
theadriansays: well
theadriansays: rain
theadriansays: i will continue at some point
freddysagres: doesn't the helmet protect against all evil
theadriansays: not all evil
freddysagres: that little cute helmet
freddysagres: i had this idea the other day
freddysagres: pretty much consisted of something like the evolution of mankind shit
freddysagres: you know, worm, monkey, jorge, mankind
freddysagres: but instead i wanted you, justin, dan, and kristin
freddysagres: and call it the evolution of Fat
theadriansays: well
theadriansays: i would be the first, right?
theadriansays: like the least fat?
freddysagres: yeah
theadriansays: okay thank
freddysagres: you're like the primate of fats
theadriansays: you made a funny
freddysagres: and at the end, after all hope is lost
freddysagres: kristin
freddysagres: a half-fat, half-monkey-gramma-looking persona
theadriansays: heh
freddysagres: LEL

Corral a Bunch

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:26:02 -0700

Freddy: do you know NY at all?
matt_cupples: i've been there once
matt_cupples: when i was a wee tot
matt_cupples: ok so
Freddy: i believe the correct answer was "No."
matt_cupples: i think that instead of dating women
matt_cupples: we should just corral a bunch into a fenced in area
Freddy: yeah and then what
matt_cupples: sounds good?
matt_cupples: i dunno, that's as far as my plan goes
Freddy: OJ them?
matt_cupples: hahaha
matt_cupples: naw dude
matt_cupples: we like
matt_cupples: date them there
matt_cupples: it's cheaper
Freddy: and funnier
matt_cupples: true that

Did you unfriend weh?

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:53:48 -0700

usuck: MATT
usuck: Did you unfriend me on myspace? I thought we were friends?
usuck: I'm down to like 4 now.
mcupples: well i guess you should stop being such a bitch, huh?

Biggest Lie Ever

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:44:55 -0700

Freddy: hey wanna run every morning?
matt_cupples: sure

Same Day Replies

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:33:45 -0700

Freddy: is anyone over there working on FR?
trosenbl: no
Freddy: thank you
Freddy: also, could you reply to my IM's on the same day I send them to you? that'd be awesome!!!!!!!!!11111111111
trosenbl: go suck an egg

Slapping in the Face

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:37:00 -0700

Freddy: why can't people just slap people in the face matt?
Freddy: like if someone goes "Hey man, you know nothing about foreign policy" and this one guy replies "What? i can see Russia from my backyard"
Freddy: SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freddy: problem solved, lesson learned
Freddy: I hereby propose the Slap Act of 2008
matt_cupples: haha
Freddy: we can shorten it up to SLACT '08

Obnoxious Tammy James

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:26:28 -0700

Freddy: so is Tim the most obnoxious nerd ever
matt_cupples: wat
Freddy: oh im sorry, let me rephrase that with proper punctuation
Freddy: so is Tim the most obnoxious nerd ever????????????????!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!11111111
matt_cupples: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Economic Issues: Solved

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:32:33 -0700

Freddy: hello economist cupples
Freddy: what should we do now?
matt_cupples: well well
matt_cupples: the answer is
matt_cupples: CUT TAXES
matt_cupples: LOW TAXES, LOW THREAT OF ECONOMIC COLLAPSE
matt_cupples: THATS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY
Freddy: the correct answer was F)

How to Fix a Problem

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:06:14 -0700

Freddy: i smell error
Freddy: ok thank
matt_cupples: what
Freddy: i just fixed the problem
matt_cupples: of course you did
Freddy: by ignoring it for 22 seconds

Room issues...

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:05:43 -0700

jdalf531@gmail.com: Im trying to be serious here and I know you dont know how to handle the situation so you are just making light of it
cupplesm@gmail.com/Home: that's 100% correct
cupplesm@gmail.com/Home: (not sarcasm)
cupplesm@gmail.com/Home: my plan was to ignore it and hope that it just goes away
jdalf531@gmail.com: Dont worry bout it man :)
jdalf531@gmail.com: I really dont care that you are dating her/developing a relationship or whatever its cool
jdalf531@gmail.com: Just dont ignore me completely as a friend
jdalf531@gmail.com: All I want from you guys is a friendship you and Kristin both. If thats too much to ask just let me know. And Ill move out and move on with my life
cupplesm@gmail.com/Home: is my room on fire?

Nap - part 2 v53

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:44:40 -0700

scott: said he liked the site?
matt: SCOTT
matt: check your email
matt: yeah
matt: he did
matt: he was like
matt: matt:
matt: every time i see this webpage
matt: i have to change my shorts
matt: please make it like this
matt: thanks
scott: it makes me want to take a napï¿½

Got you Good

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:32:07 -0700

Jorge: yes
Matthew: i require your assistance on this very important matter
Jorge: ok
Matthew: MY PENIS
Matthew: HAHAHAHAH
Matthew: MAN I GOT YOU GOOD
Jorge: OH MAN
Jorge: AHAHA U ALWAYS G3T ME
Matthew: NEW TASK: GET SOME WATER TO PUT YOURSELF OUT BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED
Jorge: HAHHA
Jorge: TASK STATUS: NO DONE YET
Matthew: JORGE STATUS: ON FIRE
Jorge: CURRENT STATUS : EATING
Matthew: HERE'S ONE PROBLEM YOU CAN'T EAT YOUR WAY OUT OF
Jorge: OH MAN
Jorge: DOUBLE BURN1!
Jorge: NEW TASK: GET DOUBLE THE WATER VOLUME FOR DOUBLE THE BURN

The Lifter

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:30:37 -0700

matt_cupples: okay so can i be your secretary or something
mrbillymcclure: meh
matt_cupples: or wait!
matt_cupples: maybe like
mrbillymcclure: i'd rather have help with the technology
mrbillymcclure: instead of someone who pays my bills
(03:30:08 PM) matt_cupples: i could be given a task that has absolutely 0 benefit to the company
matt_cupples: like
matt_cupples: "lifter"
mrbillymcclure: hahahaha
matt_cupples: where i just sit in the office all day
matt_cupples: and lift objects
mrbillymcclure: you could walk into a meeting
matt_cupples: that would be pretty amazing
mrbillymcclure: a reaaaally important one
mrbillymcclure: lift a chair up, set it down
mrbillymcclure: and walk out
mrbillymcclure: BUT
mrbillymcclure: we'd have to like nod at one another. silently, right after you put it down
matt_cupples: "oh that's matt, he's our lifter."
matt_cupples: and then shrug
mrbillymcclure: fuck yeah
mrbillymcclure: i hope to one day have a company lifter
matt_cupples: yes that would be pretty fucking badass
matt_cupples: like
matt_cupples: i think it would be pretty awesome
matt_cupples: to imagine what would stress out a lifter
matt_cupples: he goes home every day
matt_cupples: and has to drink his problems away
matt_cupples: bill, we need to make enough money to hire a high school kid at minimum wage to be our corporate lifter.
matt_cupples: this is our goal.
mrbillymcclure: yes
matt_cupples: and the #1 thing about lifter
matt_cupples: is that he must be COMPLETELY useless
matt_cupples: like you can't ask him to do ANYTHING else
matt_cupples: no making coffee
mrbillymcclure: right. not even if it requires lifting
matt_cupples: no taking out the trash
matt_cupples: yeah
mrbillymcclure: like "bring me that box"
mrbillymcclure: is unnacceptable
matt_cupples: his SOLE purpose is lifting things
mrbillymcclure: and if he submits to that request, we have to fire him
matt_cupples: yeah

Fix the black hole

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:19:16 -0700

Freddy: Don't worry Adrian
Freddy: if it becomes a black hole
Freddy: we can always throw Jorge in there and plug that hole!
theadriansays: SPAGETT

CSV Change

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:14:04 -0700

Matthew: "Can we have the output csv name changed from supaman-that-ho.csv to something more professional?"

Palin vs. Hot Potato

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:08:18 -0700

Freddy: What's the difference between a hot potatoe and Palin?
matt_cupples: lipstick

Jessica's Auto Response

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:25:05 -0700

Freddy: ola
Jessica: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janeroom
Freddy: Jessica, what did i tell you about Jorge being extra fat today?

El Cerro

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:56:02 -0700

matt_cupples: that is up my alley
Freddy: so that's good
Freddy: cause it's nice and conffy
matt_cupples: confy?
Freddy: yes
Freddy: Conffy was a Greek Meta Physician
matt_cupples: what
Freddy: I AM YOUR GOD
matt_cupples: oh i see
matt_cupples: el cerro tonight

Naps

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:50:53 -0700

Freddy: man
Freddy: why can't we nap everyday
Freddy: you know, like in Spain
matt_cupples: because, frodo
matt_cupples: because
Freddy: IN A WORLD WITH GOP!!! ok nap

Don LaFontaine

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:38:16 -0700

Freddy: don LaFontaine died
matt_cupples: who the hell is that
Freddy: Don LaFontaine, the voiceover king whose "In a world ..." phrase on movie trailers was much copied -- and much parodied -- has died, according to media reports. He was 68.
matt_cupples: haha
matt_cupples: what a dumbass

No Hablo Englihs

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:33:11 -0700

Freddy: who are you?
Freddy: who are you?
THE BEST..!: WHAT?
Freddy: who are you?
Freddy: I don't know you
Freddy: why did you add me beaner?
THE BEST..!: NO HABLO ENGLIHS
Freddy: vote John McCain?
Freddy: HEY
Freddy: YO SOY O QUE SOY
Freddy: JORGE ERES MUCHO GORDO!!!

Where to Sinks Go?

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:57:10 -0700

Freddy: Anyway, heres the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live
matt_cupples: ok that sounds good
matt_cupples: but wait
matt_cupples: doesn't the sink go to the sea?
Freddy: no
Freddy: it evaporates into space, idiot

Jorge Sweats

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:52:16 -0700

Jorge: im literally sweating mayonaise

Chatting during working hours

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:26:57 -0700

Freddy: hey matt
matt_cupples: hey bud
Freddy: what are you doing chatting during working hours?
matt_cupples: no gay stuff
matt_cupples: you!
Freddy: i'm telling God

Freddy vs. Spam Bot

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:11:28 -0700

Alyson: hey, A/S/L?:)
Freddy: who are you?
Alyson: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
Freddy: pickles
Alyson: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Freddy: i have herpes
Alyson: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
Freddy: jorge is fat
Alyson: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe!

Kristen Oinks

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:12:43 -0700

jorge: half my moon pie was great
cupplesm: and the other half?
jorge: horrible
jorge: like the first couple of bites are awsome, then it's fucking disgusting
jorge: i had to give the rest to kristin the pig
jorge: because she eats everythign and anything
jorge: oink oink oink

Phone Mosh Pit

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:26:35 -0700

Freddy: man, someone just called me
Freddy: and it went something like this
Freddy: Freddy: Hello?
Dumbass: hello???????
Freddy: Yes, hello?
Dumbass: ...
Dumbass: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO??????????
Freddy: Halla?
Dumbass: ^@!)#^!@#^+!@^#

Freddy meets Freddy...

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:27:59 -0700

freddy: hola
Freddy: hello
Freddy: freddy duarte?
freddy: si
Freddy: hm...
Freddy: donde eres?
Freddy: colombia?
freddy: ni
Freddy: Iowa?
freddy: como te llama
Freddy: Peter McCsmith

We've got snacks

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:27:00 -0700

Freddy: worked like a champ
sebastionsnooker: cool
Freddy: very nifty scooter
Freddy: so we've go snacks
sebastionsnooker: brt

Freddy makes book

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:09:20 -0700

Freddy: i think im going to make a book
Freddy: i might call it
matt_cupples: how to does: the freddy duarte story
Freddy: Failing at PHp</ for Dummies

Senseless, but true

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:33:59 -0700

trosenbl: yo
Freddy: DEATH TO SLAY
trosenbl: cool
trosenbl: you want to play instrument today
Freddy: true

Americans Shouldn't Travel

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:51:18 -0700

A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

Herpes v. Crowbar

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:43:02 -0700

Adrian: what's the difference between herpes and a crowbar?
jorge: that your mom doesn't have a crowbar?
Adrian: i cant get your mom off my dick with herpes

The History of Peruvians

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:37:08 -0700

Kristin: hahahahaha
Kristin: omg
Adrian: wut
Kristin: Jorge used to do strip aerobics.
Adrian: He is Peruvian, and therefore you cannot trust him.
Adrian: Everything he says is false.
Kristin: You can trust that he takes soccer way too seriously.
Adrian: Peruvians were basically descended from that dragon with two heads in which one tells a lie and the other does not.
Adrian: The dragon was fucked by a Spanish conquistador.
Adrian: During the fucking, the dastardly Spaniard choked the truth-telling head in order to enhance the experience for the dragon.
cupplesm: this is unwise
Adrian: Until the loss of oxygen killed the honest half.
Adrian: The dragon became pregnant and gave birth to the dishonest race of Peruvians.
Adrian: I should write children's books.
Kristin: I don't know what to say.
Adrian: You don't need to say anything.
Adrian: Just copy/paste to Jorge.
Kristin: lol
Kristin: And for some reason that prompted him to call me mean and annoying.
Kristin: Thanks a ton.
Adrian: He's lying.
Adrian: He's Peruvian.

Update: Yahoo confirms talks end w/ Microsoft

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:06:54 -0700

I am serene before these winds that blow, for Yea! It has been said these electronic brains are naught but a passing fancy, and to the dust from which they were unearthed will they return.

Posted By Obediah : June 12, 2008 4:28 pm

I have an inclination to agree with whatever the hell Obediah just said.

Posted By uh-huh, milton, ga : June 12, 2008 4:34 pm

R I don;t know ??

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:45:10 -0700

just me: vanistrelroy
just me: he is the man
just me: and he is old now
Freddy: and he was completely offsides
just me: when he was with manchester united with beckam they were unstopable
just me: yeah I saw that too
Freddy: they had a good team
Freddy: but now manchester is even better
just me: they are verry good now
just me: r I don;t know ??
Freddy: sounds good

Blame it on Matt

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:24:47 -0700

matt_cupples: righto
matt_cupples: what'd you "fix"
matt_cupples: right
matt_cupples: so nothing then
Freddy: lolwut
matt_cupples: well god damn that's irritating as all hell\
matt_cupples: :\
Freddy: what is, buddy?
matt_cupples: you blaming shit on me
matt_cupples: then not backing it up
Freddy: oic

Dan disliked the party?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:55:51 -0700

Freddy: yeah
Freddy: :(
Dan: :D
Freddy: tim's party was the best
Dan has left the conversation.

Beer Thirty

Fri, 30 May 2008 12:32:53 -0700

Freddy: DER DIRTY
matt_cupples: der dity?
Freddy: sorry, i meant Beer Thirty
Freddy: sometimes i get my key mixed up
matt_cupples: right

Matt lies about his location

Thu, 29 May 2008 07:51:35 -0700

Freddy: Freddy: HEY GUYS
Freddy: see, you're so big, that now I have to address you in the plural form
Freddy: anyhow, did you fix that shit?
matt_cupples: What shit?
Freddy: your GPS system
Freddy: GET IT? CAUSE YOU MIX UP TEXAS WITH FLORIDA QUITE EASILY LEL

Regular Chocolate

Thu, 29 May 2008 06:52:12 -0700

adrian: THEY DIDNT HAVE REGULAR CHOCOLATE
adrian: FATTY
adrian: YOU FAT BITCH
freddy: hey man, if you need something to do
freddy: check out the task list
adrian: i have things
adrian: to do
freddy: then stop bothering me with your immature jokes
adrian: :(
freddy: grow up

Cocaine in the Morning

Thu, 29 May 2008 06:40:06 -0700

dixie: no we're waiting onthe logo
dixie: I think
Freddy: sweet mother of god
dixie: let me check again first though
Freddy: ah okay
dixie: good lord son calm yourself
Freddy: i can't, too much cocaine this morning

Elementary School

Thu, 29 May 2008 06:30:05 -0700

Freddy: hey
Freddy: do you sometimes feel like experimenting with Dan?
adrian: nope
adrian: do you?
adrian: hey freddy, did they have an equivalent to elementary or grade school in portugal?
adrian: because that's when most of us got the gay jokes out of our system
Freddy: me too man

Insomnia

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:10:24 -0700

Freddy: man last night
Freddy: i was trying to sleep
Freddy: INSOMNIA
Freddy: and then at like 3am
Freddy: these kids decided to go play basketball
Freddy: so i opened the window and whistled...
Freddy: and said
Freddy: HUR!
Freddy: IM TERING TO SLEEPT DUDE!
Freddy: and they're like BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHH DUDE!
Freddy: so i called the cops
Jorge: haha

A Nightware

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:01:02 -0700

Jorge: wow that name gave me chills
Jorge: i just woke up from a nightware were i got killed
Jorge: and that name took me back to my sleep
Jorge: shit
Jorge: :(
Freddy: do what now?
Jorge: nothing, i ate too much pizza last night
Freddy: is a nigthtware a new type of freeware or something?

Even Barack...

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:04:46 -0700

Freddy: it's all good
Freddy: even barack didn't
Freddy: did it
Freddy: he basically didn't did it

Rage Against the Machine

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:37:36 -0700

freddy: rally around the family
freddy: with a pocket full of shell
adrian: BULLS ON PARED
freddy: weh weh
freddy: pararapaprappa
freddy: weh weh
freddy: bulls of period
adrian: u gotta believe
adrian: name any rage against the machine song
adrian: and i will sing the chorus
freddy: okay
adrian: i will make my own rage against machine songs
freddy: lets play a little game i like to call
adrian: "Saved Search Folders"
freddy: Name that Song by RATM
adrian: packed up like a casket
adrian: truth and power dons fist fucked the fistagons
adrian: with a pocket full of shells
adrian: SAVED SEARCH FOLDERS
adrian: MOTHERFUCKER
freddy: ok i thought i was supposed to give you input first
adrian: SAVED SEARCH FOLDERS
adrian: like a whip chained to the waist
adrian: the soul suck fuck terrordome
freddy: guerrila radio
adrian: more for gore or the son of a drug lel
adrian: none of the above fuck it cut the dick
adrian: LIGHTS OUT
adrian: GUERILE RADIOE
adrian: SAVED SEARCH FOLDERS
adrian: LIGHTS OUT
freddy: ahhahahahhaha
adrian: i am a lyrical mastermind
freddy: cut the dick ahahhahahaha
freddy: ok lets play the same game
freddy: but you name the metallica song
adrian: okay okay
freddy: and i sing it
freddy: GO!
adrian: okay the song is
adrian: call of the kthulu
freddy: Say your prayer little khutulu
freddy: Don't fagget my sons
freddy: of Creeping Death
freddy: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
freddy: GOOD GOD!
adrian: FUCK YEAH
freddy: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yeah
adrian: i like that, say your prayer little khutulu
freddy: yeah, that was pretty good
freddy: DIE
freddy: DIE
freddy: DIE
freddy: DIE
freddy: DIE BY MY HAND
adrian: DIES OUT
adrian: GUERLIE RADIO
freddy: I CREEP ACCROSS THE LAND
adrian: TURN THAT SHIT UP
freddy: KILLING FIRST BORN MAN
adrian: FAST MASKED THE PAST BLAST TO RAT PACKS
adrian: GURELRIE RIEDOE
freddy: CUBA LIVRE
adrian: WITH THE POWER DONS THE FIVE SIDED HEXAGON
freddy: isn't it funny cubans want to leave cuba
adrian: yeah it's hilarious
freddy: and RATM actually is swimming back

Call for Logic

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:21:18 -0700

Freddy: kid rock is basically saying
adrian: wow that's a fat little kid
Freddy: bong to the bong, bang to the bang, ding dong tata tata, digg a doggie
adrian: a compelling call for logic and reason in our society

Wondering About Easter

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:40:55 -0700

billymcclure: did you start a garden?!
Freddy: i want to :(
billymcclure: i'm going to release rabbits in it
billymcclure: they're going to eat your lettuce
Freddy: rabbits shit and f*** a lot
billymcclure: sounds like fun
billymcclure: easy lifestyle
Freddy: also, there's a good chance that rabbit is jesus
billymcclure: it does represent easter anymore
billymcclure: i wonder.
Freddy: me too.
Freddy: let's wonder together.
Freddy: hm.....
billymcclure: hm....

Chess Table Shorts

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:03:30 -0700

freddy: hey man i just wanted to say that i think
adrian/Home: stfu
freddy: i think you're great
freddy: and those shorts that look like a chess table

Favorite Fat Person

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:15:43 -0700

Freddy: You're my favorite fat person.
matt_cupples: thanks man
Freddy: Anytime.

IM Issues

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:09:41 -0700

Jorge: can u read this?
Freddy: HEY JORGE ARE YOU THERE?
Jorge: nop

Mr. Snacks

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:50:40 -0700

Freddy: man
Freddy: have you noticed that since jorge's left the company
Freddy: the snacks last 4 times as long
Freddy: wrong window, sorry :(
Jorge: lol
Jorge: berry fannie mang
Jorge: berries fangus

I Pray

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:18:48 -0700

Freddy: I pray everyday
matt_cupples: to god?
Freddy: nope, to Fratellos.
matt_cupples: oh

Jesus Shirt

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:09:48 -0800

adrian: i'm angry at jesus
Freddy: sounds like a shirt i once had
Freddy: except instead of sayint
Freddy: "i'm angry at jesus"
Freddy: it said
Freddy: SEPULTURA

This one barely made it

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:08:38 -0800

adrian: you keep saying me too man
adrian: ME TOO MAN
Freddy: man too me

Jorge Gets Free Food

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:42:13 -0800

Jorge: man yesterday
Jorge: i go to sbarro so often
Jorge: that yesterday they just gave me free food
Jorge: the manager's wife was like nahh he is good
Jorge: i was like LOL IM GOOD? REALLW??
Jorge: freefood=freefat
Freddy: AHAH
Freddy: welcome Jorge, I haven't seen you in 30 minutes
Jorge: haha

Jorge Dances

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:21:30 -0800

Jorge: man i drank so much again last weekend
Jorge: i was like wtf is this mojito?
Jorge: pfff this is just lemonade
Jorge: 2 mojitos later i was dancing with cubans at the dolphin mall
Jorge: and cubans know how to dance, so i kinda stood out
Freddy: ahahhahahahha
Freddy: dude last time i saw you dance
Freddy: with a super tight shirt and tie
Freddy: and a super hot tuxedo jacket
Freddy: which you wouldn't remove for shit, so you can absorve the sweat
Jorge: hahaha
Freddy: man when we dance together, the world dances with us
Jorge: i realized my tshirt size is not Medium a bit too late
Freddy: ahahhahahahhaha
Jorge: so brain.tshirt=on4ever
Jorge: and by tshirt i mean jacket
Freddy: like a tatoo

Air Force

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:00:36 -0800

adrian: air force ++
Freddy: air force, the place for people with low self-esteem, no sense of direction and funky fumes
adrian: that's it
adrian: it is settled then
adrian: i am joining the air f orce
Freddy: LEL

Separated at Birth

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:32:20 -0800

matt_cupples: sup
Freddy: have you noticed how much we have in common
Freddy: our hair style
matt_cupples: you have a jew nose and im jewish!
matt_cupples: ITS LIKE WE WERE SEPARATED AT BIRTH!
Freddy: agreed

Joke

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:20:36 -0800

Matt: how many cubans and puerto ricans does it take to make an adrian?
Adrian: one of each i think
Matt: RIGHT BUT THE TRICK IS:
Adrian: wait
Matt: THEY HAVE TO FUCK
Matt: DO YOU GET IT?

Numbers

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:47:03 -0800

Freddy: Freddyduarte.com has a traffic rank of: 9,534,495
Matthew: WOOT
Freddy: IM JUST UNDER 1 MILLION DUDE
Matthew: uhh
Freddy: 6 BILLION PEOPLE
Freddy: ok graph
Matthew: just under 10 million
Freddy: ////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Freddy: yeah missed a zero
Freddy: since when are you good with numbers buddy

Mat III

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:32:28 -0800

Matthew: Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is.

Matt II

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:32:01 -0800

Matthew: We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories. You remember when http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Colin_Powell stood up in front of the world, and he said, Iraq has got laboratories, mobile labs to build biological weapons. They're illegal. They're against the United Nations resolutions, and we've so far discovered two. And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them.

Matt I

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:31:37 -0800

Matthew: In any conflict, your fate will depend on your action. Do not destroy oil wells, a source of wealth that belongs to the Iraqi people. Do not obey any command to use weapons of mass destruction against anyone, including the Iraqi people. War crimes will be prosecuted. War criminals will be punished. And it will be no defense to say, "I was just following orders."

Matt Trippin'

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:05:00 -0800

Freddy: Sorry, there was a momentary error.Please try again.
matt_cupples: who dis
Freddy: who that
matt_cupples: WTF DUDE

Cups

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:02:04 -0800

Freddy: Hey Cups, remember that one time you stole a cup?
Freddy: lel, that was top notch dude
Freddy: we should do it to adrian
matt_cupples: a cup?
Freddy: yes

Voodoo

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:04:57 -0800

tim: hey freddy
tim: do you believe in voodoo?
Freddy: hello timmy
Freddy: what seems to be the problem?
Freddy: there's nothing to see here people
tim has left the conversation.

A Feeling

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:01:14 -0800

Freddy: dude i have a feeling you'll never be ________________!
a) metal
b) fluent in English
c) skinny
d) a good friend
w) all of the above

Jorge: haha

Brands

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:54:18 -0800

Freddy: i need to buy a new strap
Freddy: mine moves right and left too much
Freddy: sometimes it goes over my head, sometimes its in my shoulder
Freddy: i mean, wtf
Jorge: what brand are you sing?
Jorge: haha
Jorge: using

Interesting Story

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:25:00 -0800

Jorge: lol this guy is like HAHA YOU GUYS ARE PUNK
Jorge: and im liek lil
Freddy: awesome dude
Freddy: any more interesting stories you'd like to share? please!

San Francisco

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 20:52:19 -0800

Freddy: hey check it out
Freddy: my band is considering moving to san francisco
Jorge: i was gonna go, but im really sick

Euro 2008

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:01:39 -0800

Llanero: yoo
Llanero: let's go to euro 2008
Freddy: lets do it
Freddy: either that or buy a plasma tv

Niche

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:01:07 -0800

Freddy: what's your niche?
Jorge: well my niche is my forte

Radio Expo

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:51:02 -0800

Jorge: i know
Jorge: i hated tacobob
Jorge: everytime i listened to that in the morning
Jorge: was tacobob laughing.. the sound of a bong being used, and the other guy far away laughing like if he was on the floor
Freddy: dude, that's 101.1
Freddy: that's taco bob, pat lynch and lana
Jorge: damn numbers getting mixed up and shit
Jorge: thanks for the heads up
Jorge: i would have looked ridiculous at the next radio expo 2008

Take off

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:48:14 -0800

matt_cupples: DUDE WTF
matt_cupples: http://www.pointlessconversations.com/index.php?date=2008-01
Freddy: ?
matt_cupples: off. take off!
Freddy: the site?
Freddy: NO!

Something really funny

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:03:46 -0800

Freddy: quick
Freddy: say something really funny
Matthew: lool
Matthew: don't go posting this on your website
Freddy: there's a legion of fans waiting
Freddy: PERFECT!!!!1111

no response

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:48:39 -0800

Freddy: WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
theadriansays:
Freddy: that's what i thought!

LEL

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:46:59 -0800

theadriansays: HEY MAN WE'RE IN TROUBLE
Freddy: HOLLY MOLLY!
theadriansays: wait that's not funny
theadriansays: how about
theadriansays: just say lol a lot
theadriansays: and it will be funny by default
theadriansays: lol
Freddy: lololololololol
theadriansays: lol
theadriansays: lol
theadriansays: lollll
theadriansays: loooool
theadriansays: lulz
Freddy: lololollol
Freddy: lel

drinking and song writing

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:48:37 -0800

genextract: yeah. living alone has me with spare time. i went out and got new strings
genextract: i mostly just sit around and write countryish songs about getting drunk though
freddysagres: ahhahahaah
freddysagres: song 1: Billeh
freddysagres: song 2: Billeh and Matt
freddysagres: song 3: Billeh and Cupples
genextract: nah. more like 1) She's dead and i'm drunk
freddysagres: song 4: Billeh invites Cupples over
genextract: 2) it's raining and i'm drunk
freddysagres: ahhahahahha
genextract: 3) i can't sleep so i'm drinking
genextract: 4) My dog ate my cat

Crazy 'Recan

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:14:29 -0800

<Dan> hey adrian, why did you subsribe to "Florida Fishing Weekly"
<Adrian> one day, when my people develop raft technology, i will go fishing.
<Dan> haha
<Adrian> im just planning ahead.

Snakes

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:12:01 -0800

Freddy: why are you so irritable today?
Freddy: hey dude
Freddy: lets snake
Matthew: how do we snake?
Freddy: with snakations
Matthew: where do we get those, fred?
Freddy: look to your left, on top of the desk
Matthew: i dont see them
Freddy: ALERT
Freddy: ;? }}}}

Head

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:22:45 -0800

Jorge: man octa cores are coming out
Jorge: i feel old with my dual core
Jorge: im soon to buy a quad core
Jorge: as soon as i clean my ass core
Jorge: with my paper core toilet tissue
Freddy: dude your head is huuuuuuuuuuuuuge
Jorge: loll

Dan's English

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:33:17 -0800

Dan: your really going to make fun of my english?
Dan: really?
Freddy: LEL
Freddy: let's play a little game I like to call
Freddy: Spelling Bee
Dan: spelling is diffrent from knowing how to communicate
Freddy: ahhahahaha

yo que soy soy asi

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:15:09 -0800

theadriansays: hey man
theadriansays: yo soy, como se dice, awesome
freddysagres: yo soy o que soy
freddysagres: nosoutros hermanos puerto ricos
theadriansays: yo que soy soy asi
freddysagres: si yo gracias tambien
theadriansays: ustedes comprar fuckface
freddysagres: ustedes serem o que soy
theadriansays: yo quiero algo ninguna y panochita
theadriansays: y sombrero
theadriansays: si?
freddysagres: si
theadriansays: NO
freddysagres: that's shitty spanish dude
theadriansays: yeah?
freddysagres: but it's funny cause its still better than Dan's English
freddysagres: lel
theadriansays: haha good one

Poor People = Google Ads

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:54:47 -0800

Jorge: im not looking to make money of the sites
Jorge: hahahaha
Jorge: a google ad on a site is the worst look ever
Jorge: maybe if i was poor and lived off sites i would add them
Jorge: but for fun, no
Freddy: ahah weh freddy im just looking to have fun with my sites, cause i adore to program for free
Freddy: ahhaha yeah poor people live off sites all the time
Freddy: its very common to see homeless people with laptops going like HEY MAN IM SO POOR, IM GONNA LIVE OFF SITES
Freddy: ahahhahhahaha
Jorge: lel

Sneeze

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:22:08 -0800

Freddy: i need fresh underwear
theadriansays: get to work!
Freddy: can't
Freddy: i have sneeze attacks

All awkward

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:08:45 -0800

Freddy: remember when you used to be really funny?
Freddy: like back in high school?
Freddy: back in 6th grade, rather?
matt_cupples: yeah
matt_cupples: i was hilarious in sixth grade
matt_cupples: all awkward

Difference between data and information

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:57:06 -0800

Freddy: Matt, explain the difference between data and information.
Matthew: well freddy
Matthew: information is information while data is a robot from star trek
Freddy: lel

No.

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:31:43 -0800

adrian/Work: No.
adrian/Work: No.
freddy: heyyyyyyyyy
adrian/Work: No.
freddy: heyyyyyyyyy
adrian/Work: No.
freddy: heyyyyyyyyyy
adrian/Work: No.
freddy: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
adrian/Work: No.
freddy: ehyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
adrian/Work: No.
freddy: heyyyyyyyyyyy
adrian/Work: No.
freddy: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
freddy has left the conversation.
adrian/Work: haha
adrian/Work: that was cool, i set up a trigger
adrian/Work: to say No. when you start typing
adrian/Work: No.
freddy: you you didn't
adrian/Work: No.
freddy:
adrian/Work: Ok, I deleted it just now.

Adrian is Rude

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:42:53 -0800

adrian has left the conversation.
Freddy: adrian has left the conversation.
adrian: yes
Freddy: HOW DARE YOU LEAVE MY WINDOW
adrian: i did leave
adrian: i am sorry
Freddy: :(
Freddy: but why?
adrian: accept my apology please
Freddy: ok insert quarter ________

The Theory of Funny

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:55:36 -0800

Freddy: You know Adrian
Freddy: some people are funny
Freddy: and some ain't
Freddy: for example
Freddy: Pope, not funny
Freddy: Me, hilarious
Freddy: I guess since you're math guy, the right term here is "sequence"
adrian: pasta

PointlessConversations: REJECTED! LEL

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:53:01 -0800

Freddy: yeah bra
Freddy: going for a MIS
adrian: oh wow man
adrian: that's amazin
Freddy: you know what else is amazing
adrian: what\
Freddy: Unfortunately upon reviewing your blog we are unable to grant it access to the directory. Your blog was declined for the following reason:Your blog is brand new and doesn't have enough content to make it truly valuable.
If this is the case, please resubmit after you have made more postings.
Freddy: dude, my blog was declined by this major force in the blog world, Blog Catalog
Freddy: what should I do now?
Freddy: Oh I know, kill myself
adrian: do it faggot

Dave vs Freddy

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:17:33 -0800

dave: what did the little piggy do when he learned karate?
dave: a porkchop!!!1one!!
Freddy: LEL
Freddy: ok that's going on my new site, you made it Dave
dave: ha, sweet

freddy vs adrian

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:59:25 -0800

Freddy: YOU NEED TO STOP EATING SO MUCH TUNA
adrian: THAT'S IT
adrian: YOU'RE DEAD
Freddy: :(

freddy vs timmy jones

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:48:34 -0800

tim: hi freddy
tim: did i scare you off?
tim: im sorry
Freddy: NO!
Freddy: THE COUCH WAS MY IDEA
Freddy: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIINE
Freddy: :(
Freddy: ok new years at my place
tim: what

freddy vs jorge

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:41:24 -0800

Freddy: dude, how do you keep on getting lammer and fatter
Jorge: yeah lol
Freddy: you use to be like an energy ball
Freddy: freddy weh weh this and that weh weh smoke
Freddy: now its like
Freddy: weh bed
Jorge: ahah
Jorge: koolus show on sat lalala
Freddy: ah okay, let me add that to the "bands i really wanted to saw in 2008" list

freddy vs adrian

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:48:12 -0800

Freddy: so what are your new years resolutions
adrian: 1)
adrian: give freddy more tasks
adrian: 2)
adrian: drink a lot more, like booze and shit
adrian: 3)
adrian: go to jail at some point, i'd really like to
adrian: 4)
adrian: be fatter