poker face --- my expressionless visage

JUDGMENTAL

2011-04-11T20:35:00.007+08:00

YEY! I am so back in blogging again, after almost half a year not opening my account. Since I do not know what to write, I will just share this very cute video of a twin baby having a conversation :D

baby 1: tatata tatatata tatata tata tatatata!

baby 2: tata tatatatata tatatata tatata!!

CUTE TWIN BABY CONVERSATION

hahaha they are so adorable and hilarious :D

btw, I just wanted to give thanks to those who keep dropping by though I was gone for a while :D

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***light bulb*** now I know what to write :)

I really hate persons who judge people by what they see. They base their judgments by what they only see. I remember the quote, "HUWAG KANG MAKISAWSAW SA BAGAY NA HINDI MO NAMAN ALAM ANG BUONG DETALYE."

So for those who always like to judge others, try to look or even ask or find out what is the REAL STORY behind the SEEN story.

and ask if you're judgment is in the right place, or do you even have the right to judge a person? especially if you don't know them?! Even if you know someone personally, it's still not right to say stupid things against them. Or tell them what is wrong and what is right about their situation, or TO TELL THEM WHO THEY ARE.

Sometimes it's better to say nothing than saying something you think is right but definitely WRONG. Yes, we have our own opinion, our right to express our feelings. WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, HOWEVER, freedom comes with responsibility. Free speech that leads to violence and harm of others makes the speaker complicit in the deed. If what you say causes someone to harm another person you should be held responsible, albeit to a lesser degree, for these actions.

---iza

*i missed this :) *

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2010-07-09T20:02:00.006+08:00

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california gurls!!!! :)

2010-07-05T13:17:00.006+08:00

another day, another monday :)
since I don't have classes. I'm, again, spending the whole day facing my laptop. haha
anyway, I'd like to share something. About the gorgeous KATY PERRY :)
Yes, I'm a fan. But not too much like others grabbing photos, downloading all songs and other things of alike. :p

well this is her fb page,
KATY PERRY if you'd like to LIKE her page, then go for it! :))
and here's her song, CALIFORNIA GURLS which the music video was released for about 2 weeks ago?
I really love this song :)

[Snoop Dogg]
Greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey

[Katy Perry - Verse 1]
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be somethin' in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Layin' underneath the palm trees (Undone)
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na creep a little sneak peek (At us)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Golden Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Katy Perry - Chorus]
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Westcoast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Katy Perry - Verse 2]
Sex on the beach
We don't mind sand in our Stilettos
We freak
In my Jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo (Oh oh)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Golden Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Katy Perry - Chorus]
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

California gurls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Westcoast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Snoop Dogg - Verse 3]
Toned, tanned
Fit and ready
Turn it up 'cause it's gettin' heavy
Wild, wild Westcoast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like she's the one
Kiss her
Touch her
Squeeze her buns

The girl's a freak
She drives a Jeep
and lives on the beach
I'm okay
I won't play
I love the Bay
Just like I love L.A.
Venice Beach
And Palm Springs
Summertime is everything

Homeboys
Hangin' out
All that ass
Hangin' out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis
No weenies
Just a king
And a queen-ie
Katy my lady
(Yeah)
You're lookin'here baby
(Uh huh)
I'm all up on you
'Cause you representin' California
(Ohhh yeahh)

[Katy Perry - Chorus]
California gurls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

California gurls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Westcoast represent
(Westcoast, Westcoast)
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Snoop Dogg:
(Californiaaa, Californiaaa)
California girls man
I wish they all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa)
I really wish
You all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa, girls)

hope you like it too!! :)

-iza

ssssshhh :>

2010-07-03T21:46:00.004+08:00

Lesbian is a term most widely used in the English language to describe sexual and romantic desire between females. The word may be used as a noun, to refer to women who identify themselves or who are characterized by others as having the primary attribute of female homosexuality, or as an adjective, to describe characteristics of an object or activity related to female same-sex desire.

LESBIAN?? LESBIANISM?? WHY IS THIS MY TOPIC???

I have a story which is a fact, but as the quote says,

"HINDI LAHAT NG KWENTO AY TOTOO, AT HINDI LAHAT NG TOTOO AY DAPAT IKWENTO."

so...I am not going to speak of further details. :D

Just a little sneak, I'm as close as a very very thin line to trouble.. HAHA in terms that someone is a paranoid because she is very assuming! tsk....

P.S. I'm not against lesbians or gays, as long as they will not cause any harm to me or my friends... or else, they'll see how mean I am :)

-iza

lucky day? :D

2010-07-02T17:52:00.008+08:00

after a week or two? I'm typing again! haha
I guess today is my lucky day! :D
We're supposed to have exam in our bio sci class but the prof postponed it,
I saw a close friend of mine and we had fun..
I got into trouble and just after a couple of minutes,, everything was fixed!!!
aaaand...........
I just won a stuffed toy in World of Fun SM Mega Mall earlier... wiiiieeeee!!!
I'm playing alone sometimes after school. HAHA

I still don't know what name will I give to it :)
any suggestions?? :D

anyway, I saw this in fb.. I don't know if it's true or just for laughtrip...
kinda censored but with our age? oh c'mon! hahaha
be happy to read it!! if you zoomed the image and still not legible,
here's the link... :)
GOTTA KILL 'EM ALL JEJEMON! :)))'s Photos - Wall Photos

--iza
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word + mon fever

2010-06-20T21:54:00.004+08:00

nung una, JEJEMON = jeje (tawa) + mon (monster) ......
sumunod, GAGAMON = gaga (gaya- gaya) + mon (monster) ......
kanina nakita ko, PAKEMON = PAKE + MON mga taong mahilig daw sa magsabi ng "paki mo?!"
ANONG SUSUNOD??? hahahaha

nakakatawa lang kasi andaming page na sa FB na katulad nyan, JEJEON, GAGAMON, PAKEMON
tanong ko, anong susunod? may nagcomment sakin,
TETEMON DAW...
yung mga taong mahilig sa 'te (ate) sa dulo ng sentence ..hahaha
e.g. diba ganyan te?!
natawa lang ako, medyo bastos pero may point. DIBA?! hahaha

Anyway, from my original schedule of afternoon classes na TUE 4:30pm-9pm at FRI na 7:30-9pm,,, nabago ko na!! haha
morning classes na ko ngayon :D
at dahil 3 subjects lang ako ngayong sem, parang dumadaan lang ako sa PUP.
:D sarap buhay, pero medto boring din syempre.. haha

"may maipost lang na bago" haha

--iza
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FAIL :D

2010-06-11T18:50:00.010+08:00

heya! It's a dark night, unlike the nights of summer...
la nina is coming!!! woohooo!!

and it will be so hard for us students T.T
especially college students!!! I just noticed, it has to be signal number 3 for the CHED to suspend college classes (esp. public universities) , but damn! signal number 2 is already a heavy rain! What else is signal number 3!
What are we?! Water proof students!!??
We're also humans like high school and elementary students! Though we're older, our schools are FAAAAAAR from our houses (for those who don't live in dormitories)!!! right?

I have no problem, I just thought of the times when h.s. students don't have classes and us college students have to endure heavy rains, wet clothes and muddy shoes!!.. haha

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btw...........my real purpose for this post is this!

SNSD (GIRLS' GENERATION) BEFORE SURGERY!!!!
maybe some of you are familiar of this korean girl group, maybe some are not.

Well, it is a fact that 93% of women in Korea had plastic surgery, and 53% of men did so.Almost all the handsome and pretty Koreans we see did undergo plastic surgerieeessss (and so are the artists and dance groups).. Is it a plastic country? hahahaha

but still, I was so shocked to see their pictures before surgery because I really admire them! Though I know they already did undergo surgeries, but I didn't imagined even once, that they look awful (sorry for the word) just like this.....

*you can click the link to see their after transfomation*

tada! this is soo young!!!

and this is hyoyeon!!!

tadaaa!! yoona!

here is tiffany!!!!!

yuri!!! (she's one of my favorite)

here is taeyeon! (she's already cute :] )

seohyun!! (she's my favorite)

sunny!!!!

and the greatest of aaaaaallll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-------and I still can't believe how great their surgeons are!!! :D
we can say that, those photos are their young state, but, WTH?! Even if you're young, if you are beautiful, it shows!!!! right?
***I am not against SNSD (so nyuh shi dae), I actually like them. I just want to share to you what I just knew :D

-------credits: super to junior @ livejournal

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how's everyone? =)

2010-06-11T13:15:00.004+08:00

ohyeah!!! I'm super back! how's everyone?
I got busy this past few days and viola!!! I'm already enrolled! haha
and I did had a celebration yesterday with my friends :)
we had a lot of fun.

and by the way, I'd like to share something...
--I know it's not right to listen to someone else's conversation BUT this woman is really shouting out loud her every words.. and all the other passengers including me turned their heads to her because of her disturbing conversation with someone on her cp.
Actually I was texting that time and I thought of typing her every word. haha
so here it is!

GIRL: Ano?! Ano ko tanga?! Gago!! Andyan yung susi! Baliw! Hindo ko alam yung susi. Nilapag ko dyan sa mga picture. Dyan ko nga nilagay!!
Style mo bulok! Alangan bumalik pa ko tanga. Ewan ko sayo. Di ko nga alam!! *with teeth grinning* ..Dyan ko nilagay! **sabay off ng cp**

hohoho

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another, try to check out this vid of cute babies!!! :)

twin babies laughing

P&B: Happy twin babies

I'M BACK :D

2010-06-05T10:34:00.006+08:00

AFTER A WEEK OR TWO, I'M BACK!! :)

It's been a while, so how's everyone?
I am not yet enrolled!! haha (cause I'm a shiftee) for this incoming school year.. My enrollment is scheduled on Monday.
Good thing opening of classes in PUP Sta. Mesa in on June15.. whew!! :)

anyways, I have watched the anime MNEMOSYNE and it is great! It's just a 6-episode anime but really cool ;) if you're into anime and not yet seen this one, I strongly recommend it! haha

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I've been having notes in my fb account and here's some pics I've posted :)

---iza :)
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SUPER HAPPY!!!!

2010-05-21T21:21:00.004+08:00

WALANG PAGSIDLAN ANG AKING KALIGAYAHAN!!!
I was accepted in the college of science in the department of mathematics and statistics for the degree program bachelor in applied statistics!!!

At last! after my hardships and everyday processing, going back, in and out of the faculty, the dean already signed my documents!!
I am very very happy and celebrated it with my best friend! :D
We ate a lot, A LOT of food! haha,,sundae and fries in Mcdo, chao fan plus large iced tea in chowking and some munchkin in dunkin donut!
That's a lot for me because I'm not a heavy eater :D

I also spread the news by putting it as my status..And a lot of my friends liked and commented on it.
I am really thankful to those who prayed for me, accompanied me to the faculties and buildings, and is concerned about my situation.
Of course, I am very very thankful to God!!!
He never lets me down, He will never!!
I always go to church and pray for his guidance and help, and He is really great.
Have faith in Him, believe in Him, because with God, everything is possible!! :)

--iza
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random

2010-05-18T23:04:00.005+08:00

this is cute..haha. FRIENDSTER VS. FACEBOOK,
friendster is the first popular social networking we've been addicted on (don't deny it!! haha)
bbut now, ofcourse I prefer facebook!! It's better! LOL.

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OUCH!!! it's the very first reaction I thought of and I don't know why..just look at a foot or feet like that and imagine if one is yours. Walk and run with a feet like that? ouch.. totally..haha!
and how about your shoes? you'll ask for the height of your foot, not by its length. LOL

--iza
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dolly

2010-05-18T22:49:00.006+08:00

Just uploading some pictures..see the thing right there? I'm not really scared of it but it makes me kinda shiver..haha...really don't know why. LOL.
Because it's like chukie's wife right? haha and it's face is not really that visible and clear but there is something scary about it.. :))
you might want to view or zoom the image to see it better..

-iza..
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the only exception

2010-05-18T22:31:00.005+08:00

I really like this song though it's not that so new...It really does have a story...and I can feel the love there :) ....PARAMORE is also one of my favorite bands..
I'm currently listening to songs in my cellphone and it makes me calm.. :)

--the only exception by paramore

nostalgic

2010-05-17T21:07:00.003+08:00

I feel calm right now about what happened yesterday..
jhiegz, thanks for the comment on that post :)

but now, i still feel so lonely, pressured and worried.
My shifting process is still not complete.
And the college I want to get in is still uncertain of the slot for me.
*sigh*

My family is soooo determined that I should get in to applied statistics.
damn it!! can someone give me a slot?!
for plan B, I inquired in architecture but the dean is not around earlier so I was not able to ask about the slot..

slot, slot, slot....

I can't smile or feel happy for just a second especially when going home earlier.
I went to adoration chapel in our city church and prayed so hard, for about 30mins I guess?
And I cried too....because I'm really so sad about what's happening.. *sigh*

Good thing I'm not the kind of person who will be depressed for days.
So probably, I guess, tomorrow will be another day, and I will enjoy the rest of it.

Please pray for me.............

-iza
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text jokes and quotes

2010-05-16T19:51:00.001+08:00

my cell phone's got a load of messages..haha.
so before I delete those, I'll post it first here. :)

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" Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
-Albert Einstein"

"I believe these two philosophies in love:

Give the best that you can and

never stay when you are not wanted anymore"

"Ang PAG-IBIG ay parang...
Math: maraming problema
Science: maraming dapat patunayan
PE: minsan nakakapagod. Minsan boring. Minsan papawisan ka. Minsan naglalaro ka lang talaga"

"I used to miss you a lot, but it seems like you never missed me at all.
and so I stopped missing you."

"If it takes great courage to stand and fight for something,
sometimes it takes greater courage to just walk away and leave things behind."

"The most tiring thing to do?
-to think

To think someone who don't even think of you.

The most expensive?
-to smile

To smile even though you're hurt.

The hardest to regain?
-trust

To trust someone who always disappoint you.

The most painful?
-loss

Lose someone you love the most.

The easiest escape?
-to pretend

To pretend that you're happy even though you're NOT.

The most challenging?
-to move on

To move on of something you can't live without.

The bravest thing to do?
-to love

To love someone who don't love you."

"Kahit anong galit pa ang nararamdaman mo sa taong mahal mo,
pangalan pa rin nya ang hinihintay mong lumitaw sa cellphone mo."

"LOLA: ineng, palimos naman.

GIRL: eh lola bakit dalawa lata niyo?

LOLA: ineng, as a businesswoman we should think on more ways on how to develop our business. That's why instead of associating the money I got for my daily expenditures, I invested it by putting up another branch.

oo nalang! hahaha"

"May magsyota na di nagkita ng 2months,
then 1 day nagkita sila,
at ang unang tanong ng girl sa boy.
'Mahal mo pa ba ko?'

di nakasagot ang biy,
kinuha nya lang ang kamay ni girl at nilagay sa kanyang dibdib.
Biglang umiyak ang girl dahil.....

may boobs na pala ang gaga."

"A tongue has no bone but it can break a heart,
so be careful with your words.
Mean what you say and say what you mean."

"A nice and cool quote from our national hero:

'Ang taong hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika....
ay isang jejemon!!!!' "

"When a person tells you,

ang ganda/gwapo mo naman!

it's good to answer with,

thank you. sana ikaw din."

"1 day, a girl asked God,

bakit po ganito kasakit magmahal?

sabi nya,

eh kasi anak, minahal mo ng sobra....
ang taong nilaan ko para sa iba."

"KNOCK KNOCK!!
who's there?

porkchop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup

...who?

porkchop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup no huwow ooh oh ohh oh oh ohhh (tiktok)

oh kinanta mo noh? hahaha"

--iza

FORT SANTIAGO TRIP

2010-05-14T23:01:00.001+08:00

It's been a tiring, confusing but a very happy and enjoying day! :)
Today me and my classmate, (BSA 1-14D, PUP) had a trip to Fort Santiago, Intramuros Manila because of a project. For our demanding Rizal professor. tsk!

There has been a hustle in meeting each other, we were supposed to ride Ferry boat (along Pasig River) but some took a bus a ride and some were late to catch up to the trip so they had to ride the next trip, good thing PUP station is just a 20minutes travel time to plaza mexico station.

We took a lot, i mean A LOT of pictures!! It was such a great day to have a bonding time with my friends, because some of us, including me, is going to shift course.
It's our first and last bonding time together, that we are almost complete.
Some did not make it due to schedule collision.

At first we were lost..haha! Though we're already in intramuros, it took time to walk before we reached Fort Santiago.
When we saw the Manila Cathedral, I decided to ask them to go inside and pray.
(there was a belief that when it is your first time to go inside a church you've never been, you can make a wish, or a prayer rather and it will come true. But it was my second or third time there and back then I didn't know about the saying so I didn't made a wish..too bad..hehe)

We took Ferry boat ride again when we go home.
But we were just seven that time, but it's still full of fun, and pictures! :p
Though two of them got off early, because one got off to Quiapo Station and the other one was PUP station.

I hope to have another fun experience with them. :)

--iza
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text jokes and quotes JEJEMON SPECIAL

2010-05-10T16:13:00.004+08:00

"Sino ang nakakaalam kung bakit automated na ang election ngayon?
Ako alam ko na. Kasi nagkalat ang mga JEJEMONS ngayon, baka kung ano ang isulat nila,
halimbawa:
Mh4nNhY Vh1lL4r
NhoYnhoY 4qHuinO
61Bo t3oDoRO
3r4p 3sTr4D4

hahahaha!!! "

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A love story:
(text)

Girl: hindi ko na kaya tong ginagawa mo sakin. Sa lahat ng sinasabi mo sakin nahihirapan na ko! I'm sorry babe, I just can't take it anymore..
Sobrang pagod na akong intindihin ka!

Boy: bH3ib 4anOuh bYah e4n6 pNa6xxabi mOuHh?? ..nDiH cKi3t4h m41nT1nd1H4n!!
4nOuh bV4n6 nuHa64w4 qUoH xH3oH!? ,., bVahQckU1t k4h n4k1k1p46-br34k x4k3n?!
pF46-uSxz4P4n nT3n tOh!!
jujujuju!!!! T_T

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"Madaling madistinguish, may sariling STYLE, may sariling LANGUAGE, may sariling MUNDO..

in short,
AUTISTIC..este JEJEMONS pala!!!

haha!!

kaway sa mga jejemon! :)) "

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it took me about 2 minutes in typing the love story quote, the jejemon part of the guy! whew!
it's too hard even though I copied it from a text message!

enjoy!
go jejebusters! :P

--iza

text jokes and quotes

2010-05-10T15:58:00.004+08:00

muli akong magpopost ng mga text jokes at quotes.
haha

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" No matter how much we love and care for a person, if we are uncertain of our position, there will be a point in timee when the only certain thing is to give up."

"Anong mayroon ka na wala sayo?

may mahal ako, pero wala sa akin."

"Hindi totoong hindi mo kayang mabuhay ng wala siya,
alalahanin mong buhay ka na bago pa kayo magkakilala."

"Minsan kailangan nating palayain ang nag-iisang bagay na nagpapasaya sa atin para lang mawala ang nag-iisang bagay na dahilan kung bakit tayo nasasaktan."

"Life is more meaningful if you have cash.
C-hrist's
A-ssurance of
S-alvation and
H-oliness . "

"Nanay: wow anak! simula lumabas ka ng mental sumipag ka na, buti yan nagtatanim ka ba. Eh bakit mo naman naisip magtanim sa harap ng bahay natin?

Anak: a huge wave of zombies is approaching!! "

"Kapag may partner ka, iwasan mong tawagin siyang baby,
kasi ang baby lumalaki,
at pag lumaki na..
nakikipaglaro na sa iba! :)) "

"Naranasan mo na bang masabihan ng isang bagay na sobrang kinatuwa mo?
tapos...
joke lang pala.."

"Wala namang mali kung aminin mong inlove ka sa kanya,
ang mali ay yung pilit mong itanggi kahit sobrang obvious na! :))"

"Hindi man ako mayaman para bilihin ang kahapon...

pero handa akong utangin ang bukas makasama ka lang maghapon."

"God will never leave you empty.
He will always replace whatever you've lost if he ask you to put something down.
It's because he wants you to pick something better!"

"Bakit niya pa kailangan sabihin na ingat ka,
kung siya mismo hindi ka iniingatan?"

"Wag mong isiping pangit ka,
kasi maiinis ka lang!"

"Lahat naman ng tao sumeseryoso pag tinamaan ng pagmamahal,
yun nga lang, hindi lahat matibay para sa temptasyon! :)) "

----------iza

jejemon fever!!!

2010-05-07T17:00:00.004+08:00

alright! enough for the drama,
I was about to make this entry last night but I forgot. haha
so now here it is! obviously, by the title, this post is about jejemons.
But what are these jejemons?

First!!
**Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

** Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

** Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.

--example!

On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!

You: Huh?

miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!

You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!

miszMaldiTahh111: T_T

second!!

** a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh..
whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON.

** (noun or adj.)---a person who is very expert in typing..
** a person that nevr gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments...
** people with very LOW IQ
** a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet,cellphones...etc...
** a person you want to fuck off and kill
** an emo/gangster who owns all the possible negative qualities of a person.

** is the derrogative term used for a certain categorized kind of people.They type JEJEJE or JEJEJE when they want to express laughing in written words, which happen more than often. This is why we call them jejes.

JEJE-Similar to hehehe but more like a naughty chuckle coming from the back of your throat.

TIP!! the jejemon alphabet!

the jejemon anatomy!!

WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF JEJEMON PEOPLE?

Sign that it is a jeje you are dealing with is that he (they are most commonly masculine) seems to have low intelligence. This is because...

1. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person

2. it seems that their kind is simply dumber.

3. Their names are also often begun with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese word.

4. they put too much letters and symbols in everyword they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALYASES.

SOURCE:
jejemon definition:
* urban dictionary

jejemon pictures:
* (alphabet) http://www.thepoc.net/
* (anatomy) GOTTA KILL 'EM ALL JEJEMON! :))) Facebook fan page
* (noynoy) http://www.facebook.com

---iza

i feel pain

2010-05-07T16:24:00.004+08:00

hmmm..
it's been a long day..hay..

I went to my school, (PUP) to manage my shifting form, (so I can shift from my course to another).
I thought everything was going to be okay, but it turned out the unexpected.

I was supposed to be a first year irregular if I shifted in this course, but there was a problem regarding the slots. When I first inquired and asked the number of students, there are only about less than 30 students in the section.
This year there was 55 students who enrolled in the department, but they are offering only one section, so my slot, or place, or rather my shifting process is not yet sure. It is still tentative if I can make it in this course.

To be specific, I'm in the College of Accountancy and I wanted to shift in College of Science, department of Mathematics and Statistics, Bachelor in Applied Statistics. This course was the one recommended to me by my older sister and our guardian, so Bachelor in Applied Statistics is definitely the course they want me to take if I want to continue my study. There are no alternative plan so far. But if it didn't turned out fine, I'll inquire in Architecture instead.

*sigh* I was about to cry when I was talking to my sister earlier. Because it's really a big deal for me, for her, for us.

What's making me feel more sad is that there's no one I could seriously talk to, because they are all busy. Thank goodness one of my classmates texted me and it was a relieve to tell someone my problem(s). I also appreciated the effort of one of my friends who replied to my message once though she has no load.

So for all of you who have red this entry. Please pray for me that I can fix this problem and my shifting process will turn out fine.
Thanks guys!

--iza

2012 (Speech for my English class)

2010-05-06T18:57:00.005+08:00

my blog's been a mess for a long time now,
and still, I can't think of any interesting things to post.. :D

so, I will just post my speech in my English class last semester.
Speech delivery was our final exam..I'm really nervous that time.. :D
it's about 2012, this is about death (obviously) but it has moral. :)
originally made and delivered.

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2012, The world's end. As predicted by the famous Nostradamus. This vision comes with the question, are we gonna die?

You. your mother, your father, your brother, your sister, your girlfriend your boyfriend your friends! Are we ALL gonna die?
Tell me, are you afraid of death? Are you afraid of death?

There was this philosopher, who I cannot remember the name, said that,
"Once you have accepted death, it will free you."
Once you have accepted death, it will free.
I never understood the sentence, but as life begins to unfold, some questions answered, some questions arise, some questions answered then more questions arise!

Why are we born if we are going to die anyway?
I have come to a conclusion, death makes life worth living!
Imagine, if we are all immortals, we do this, do that, be here, be there, fall in love, fall out of love, fall in love again, repeating the same mistakes again and again.
Because we say that we can learn tomorrow, because there is always tomorrow, because we are never going to die!

They say, dying people see happiness everywhere, these dying people may have lived life to the fullest than anyone of us here.
I ask, why be so afraid of death? Why wait for 2012 to live life to the fullest?
Because we are not alive!!
We are not living life to the fullest!

Accept death, and it will free you.

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This is kinda short, just a 3 minutes speech. But I gave my best and got 1.25 as my final grade in English last semester..too sad I didn't got a flat 1 but I'm thankful for my grade though.. :)

--iza salazar

sulit.com.ph

2010-04-23T21:36:00.001+08:00

HI GUYS!

PLEASE VISIT MY ACCOUNT IN SULIT.COM.PH
THIS SITE HAD BEEN VERY USEFUL, YOU CAN POST YOUR ADS OR SCAN ADS.
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE FRIENDS, LOOK FOR SALE ITEMS OR EVEN A JOB!

IT'S SO EASY TO JOIN AND FREE REGISTRATION!!! :)

This site is for the Filipinos who want to have an account to post ads or scan for ads.
This is an easy online program!

As a member I'd already enjoyed the benefits. I was able to post my ads and sell my products.
I can also look for some items I want to buy, for bargain and low price but with good quality posted by my co-members, like cellphone, books, or clothes.
You can also post forums or be updated with news.

Opportunities are also close to you! If you are job hunting as a full-time or even look for a part-time job as a student, you can look for ads here!
I already saw many ads about jobs and I gained knowledge, not only that, I came to have a job and it helped a lot.
I earned extra money and met new people (my buyers).
It could help you too!!

ENJOY AND DON'T WORRY!
besides the free registration, posting your ads are also free!
unlike other websites that will require you to pay them in order to post your ads.

Some of the benefits are, you'll have your own private account,
you can customize it if you want,
sulit.com.ph will provide a member menu which will contain our
dashboard, inbox, forum, and profile.

our privacy and personal information will be protected so you don't have to worry!

just click the link or banner to go to sulit.com.ph

http://www.sulit.com.ph/?ref=izamae

--------iza :)

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PART-TIME JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (earning opportunity!)

2010-04-23T21:25:00.005+08:00

Walang magawa pero gustong kumita ng pera?

Be a BROKER and earn!

Qualifications:

Male/female

15 years old and above

Willing to have meet ups within Pasig City area

Job Description:

You just have to sell the following:

V.I.P PASS for

ZIRKOH (greenhills, tomas morato)

KLOWNZ (quezon ave)

Tickets can be used at the above mentioned places

Free entrance from Sunday-Thursday

Tickets are valid until January 21, 2011

Original price: P1200.00

Selling price: P500.00

Way to earn:

For every ticket you sell, you’ll have 30% commission

P500 x 30% = P150 ---your total income per ticket

BONUS:

If you sold 5 tickets within a week, you’ll have 10% additional commission plus your 30% commission per ticket!

P2500.00 x 30% = P750

P2500.00 x 10% = P250

P750 + P250 = P1000.00 ----your total income

For inquiries, please leave a message or contact

Iza Salazar- 09069412399

iza_selos@yahoo.com

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sulit.com.ph

2010-04-23T20:47:00.004+08:00

http://www.sulit.com.ph/?ref=izamae

--------iza :)

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KUMITA THROUGH ONLINE JOB!

2010-04-04T19:23:00.003+08:00

gusto mo bang kumita ng instant cash through online job o PTC (paid to click)?
ito na ang bagong paraan para kumita ka ng pera,

estudyante, tambay, bata, matanda, pwedeng pwede dito!
NO investments, NO requirements.
BASTA PATIENT AT DETERMINADONG KUMITA

within 30mins-1hour kikita ka na!

pwede mo tong gawin habang nakikipagchat, friendster, facebook at twitter ka pa!
napakasimple, uupo ka lang at magclick ng mag click..

NUNG UNA DI KO TO PINAPANSIN,
pero nakita ko ang kagandahan at dun na ko naging interesado,
madali lang pala! akala ko noon mahirap at nakakatamad,
pero kung willing ka talaga, kayang-kaya to!

marami na ring pilipino ang sumubok nito at patuloy na kumikita!

sundin mo lang ang mga instructions na to!

GUMAWA NG PAYPAL O ALERTPAY ACCOUNT.
FREE SIGN UP AT MADALI LANG!
hesitant ka na agad dahil wala kang bank account?
OKAY LANG UN! ako rin naman, may paypal account na ko kahit wala pang bank account. :)

https://www.paypal.com/ph
https://www.alertpay.com/

NOTE: SA ANUMANG ACCOUNT REGISTRATION FORM NA NANGANGAILANGAN NG "REFERRAL O SPONSOR", ITYPE LANG ANG USERNAME NA izamae OKAY? :)

ONLINE JOB #1

1. KUNG WALA KA PANG SULIT ACCT. CLICK MO LANG TO (or copy & paste ) AT MAGREGISTER KA.
http://www.sulit.com.ph/

2. CLICK MO LANG ANG LINK NA TO PARA MAKAPAGREGISTER SA TREKPAY.COM
http://www.trekpay.com/?ref=208237

3. AFTER MO MAG REGISTER, MAG LOG IN KA NA SA ACCOUNT MO.

4. ICLICK MO LANG ANG "BROWSE ADS"

5. MAY LISTAHAN NG MGA ADS NA LALABAS, ICLICK MO ANG BAWAT ADS ONE AT A TIME. MAY LALABAS NA BAGONG WINDOW O TAB, HINTAYIN MO LANG MAGLOAD AT SAKA IEXIT.

ulitin mo lang ang step 5 hanggang sa maubos ang lahat ng ads, at boom! may extra income ka na!

ulit ulitin mo lang yan araw araw at sure na kikita ka!

ONLINE JOB #2

1. MAGREGISTER SA CLIXSENSE.COM
http://www.clixsense.com/?3138169

2. PAGKATAPOS MAG REGISTER AY MAG LOG IN KA NA SA ACCOUNT MO.

3. CLICK MO LANG ANG BROWSE ADS NA NASA LEFT SIDE NG MONITOR.

4. CLICK MO UNG FIRST AD, MAY LALABAS NA ANOTHER WINDOW OR TAB, HINTAYIN MONG MATAPOS UNG TIMER NA NASA TAAS NG AD NA BINUKSAN MO.

5. PAG TAPOS NA ANG TIMER, PWEDE MO NG IEXIT AT REPEAT MO LANG ANG STEP 4 FOR ALL THE REMAINING ADS.

6. PAG NACLICK MO NA ANG LAHAT NG ADS, REFRESH MO LANG ANG PAGE. ONCE NA WALA NG LUMABAS NA IBA PANG ADS, TAPOS NA ANG TRABAHO MO!

maghintay lang ng 24hrs at pwede ka na ulit magclick ng mga ads.

7. PWEDE KA RING KUMITA THROUGH REFERRING YOUR FRIENDS! CLICK MO LANG ANG AFFILIATE PROGRAM.
kikita ka na, makakatulong ka pa sa mga kaibigan mo para kumita rin!

O CLICK MO LANG ANG "INVITE FRIENDS" AT IENTER ANG EMAIL ADD NG GUSTO MONG IREFFER AT MAKAKARECEIVE NA SILA NG MAIL.

isipin mo kung lahat ng friends mo sa facebook o friendster ay mainvite mo, may instant cash ka na agad!

ONLINE JOB #3

1. MAGREGISTER SA BUX-MATRIX.COM
http://bux-matrix.com/izamae

2. MAG LOG IN SA ACCOUNT PAGKATAPOS NG SUCCESSFUL REGISTRATION.

3. ICLICK MO ANG "BROWSE ADS".

4. ICLICK MO ANG ADS NA LALABAS. ONE AT A TIME LANG.

5. HINTAYIN MONG MAGLOAD ANG PAGE NG AD NA NICLICK MO SAKA IEXIT. ulitin mo lang ang step 4 sa iba pang ads na natira.

6. AFTER MONG MACLICK LAHAT NG ADS AY IRESFRESH MO ANG PAGE..
KAPAG MAY MGA CHECK NA ANG LAHAT NG ADS NA NACLICK MO, TAPOS NA ANG TRABAHO MO!
maghintay ka ulit ng 24hrs para makapagclick ulit ng account.

ONLINE JOB #4

1. GUMAWA NG ACCOUNT SA FILIPINOFRIENDFINDER.COM
http://filipinofriendfinder.com/go/g1218382

2. GUMAWA NAMAN NG ACCOUNT SA FILIPINOFRIENDFINDER.COM/AFFILIATE FOR FREE.

3. MAGLOG IN SA IYONG friendfinder affiliate account AT PUMUNTA SA AFFILIATE PROMOTIONAL TOOLS PAGE AT GAMITIN ANG IYONG REFERRAL LINKS PARA MAINVITE ANG IYONG MGA FRIENDS.

you'll earn $1.50 per woman na mainvite mo at $.50 per guy naman,
para ka lang nag-aadd ng friend sa fs at fb.
IMAGINE KUNG LAHAT SILA SASALI, LIMPAK LIMPAK NA DOLLARS ANG KIKITAIN MO! ayos diba?!

ONLINE JOB #5

1. MAGREGISTER SA WORDLINX.COM
http://wordlinx.com/?r=256576

2. MAG LOG IN SA ACCOUNT, MAY LALABAS NA PAGE AT ICLICK LANG ANG "SKIP PAGE"

3. PAGDATING SA NEXT PAGE AY ICLICK NAMAN ANG "CONTINUE LOG IN".

4. AFTER MAPUNTA SA ACCOUNT PAGE MO AY ICLICK MO ANG BROWSE ADS.

5. ICLICK MO ANG MGA ADS NA LALABAS ONE AT A TIME.

6. MAY LALABAS NA "PLEASE CLICK THE BUTTON" AT PINDUTIN LANG ANG YELLOW NA BILOG NA LALABAS.

7. MAY LALABAS NA WINDOW O TAB, HINTAYIN LANG MATAPOS ANG TIMER AT WAG KALIMUTAN ICLICK ANG "REMOVE FRAME" PARA MAGKAROON KA NG CREDIT.

8. PWEDE MO NG IEXIT ANG AD PAGKATAPOS AY ULITIN MO LANG ANG STEP 5-7 SA MGA NATIRANG ADS HANGGANG SA MAUBOS.

tapos na ang trabaho mo para sa araw na ito!

ONLINE JOB#6

1. MAGREGISTER SA NEOBUX.COM
http://www.neobux.com/?r=izamae16

2. PAGKATAPOS MAGREGISTER AY MAGLOG IN NA SA IYONG ACCOUNT.

3. SA RIGHT UPPER PORTION NG IYONG SCREEN AY MAKIKITA MO ANG "VIEW ADVERTISEMENTS" LINK. ICLICK MO LANG ITO.

4. MAPUPUNTA KA SA PANIBAGONG PAGE AT MAY LISTAHAN NG MGA ADS.

5. ICLICK MO LANG ANG ADS NA LALABAS. ONE AT A TIME. MAY LALABAS NA
"CLICK THE RED BUTTON TO VIEW THE ADVVERTISEMENT". ICLICK MO LANG ANG RED NA BILOG NA LALABAS SA HARAP NG NOTE NA YAN.

6. MAY ANOTHER WINDOW OR TAB NA LALABAS, HINTAYIN MONG MAGLOAD AND AD'S PAGE PARA MACREDIT ANG IYONG PAGVIEW BAGO IEXIT.

7. ULITIN MO LANG ANG STEPS 5 &6 HANGGANG SA MAUBOS LAHAT NG ADS. KAPAG TAPOS KA NA, WAIT FOR 24HRS TO CLICK ANOTHER SET OF ADS.

NAPAKADALI DIBA?!
MAY COMPUTER AT INTERNET KA NAMAN SA BAHAY NYO, O PWEDE MO RIN ITONG GAWIN KAHIT SA INTERNET CAFE.

HINDI IMPOSIBLE ANG KUMITA
BASTA MADISKARTE, MAY PASENSYA AT DETERMINASYON TAYO, EH KAHIT ESTUDYANTE PWEDENG PWEDENG KUMITA!

NAG-UUMPISA PALANG AKO SA GANITONG TRABAHO, PERO KUMIKITA NA RIN ANG ACCOUNT KO, PAANO PA KUNG ADIK KA SA PC AT ARAW2 GABI2 KANG NAKATAPAT SA MONITOR, EDI MAS MARAMING CLICK ANG MAGAGAWA MO.

KUNG TAPOS MO NA TONG BASAHIN, WAG MO LANG BASAHIN, INTINDIHIN AT GAWIN MO!
PASASAAN PA'T KIKITA KA DIN HABANG TUMATAGAL.
WAG MONG SAYANGIN ANG OPORTUNIDAD AT PANAHON!

-izamae