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	<title>Poker Scene with Drunken Video Shenanigans.</title>
	
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		<title>Protect your ID</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Buckley</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Identity protection is a valuable service. In fact many consumers suffer from a barrage of pre-approved credit card offers and other tactics to get you to send them your personal information.
Identity protection is another important ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Identity protection is a valuable service. In fact many consumers suffer from a barrage of pre-approved credit card offers and other tactics to get you to send them your personal information.</p>
<p><a href="http://click2go.org/SH8T">Identity protection</a> is another important consideration when it comes to fraud protection. Those who have the opportunity to steal a person&#8217;s identity can do just as much damage as stealing physical property, if not more. Identity protection is also sometimes called identity theft insurance or credit monitoring, though each service is slightly different. Identity protection offers consumers a number of safeguards against identity theft. Identity protection is not something that you have no part in. You are a key part in fighting off identity theft, because there is so much you can help to prevent.</p>
<p>Identity protection is a major concern today with so many conducting financial business and shopping online.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t leave it up to chance. Get your ID protected now before it&#8217;s too late by <a href="http://click2go.org/SH8T">clicking here.</a></p>
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		<title>Adult Friend Finder</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Buckley</dc:creator>
		
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Is Adult Friend Finder Right For You?
It really depends on what you are looking for. If you are looking for a long term committed monogamous relationship then no, it&#8217;s almost definitely not what you are ...]]></description>
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<p><strong>Is Adult Friend Finder Right For You?</strong></p>
<p>It really depends on what you are looking for. If you are looking for a long term committed monogamous relationship then no, it&#8217;s almost definitely not what you are looking for. But if you are looking for a &#8220;good time&#8221; then yes, it definitely is what you are looking for. There is no easier way to get &#8220;hooked up&#8221; in a sex only, no strings attached relationship than with Adult Friend Finder.</p>
<p><strong>Your Wildest Fantasies</strong></p>
<p>If you are someone who has a lot of fantasies then Adult Friend Finder is the best way to make those dreams reality. This is the place to find people who have the same fantasies as you and to actually make those things happen in real life. I do not want to get into too many details here but it&#8217;s safe to say that no matter how &#8220;dirty&#8221; your fantasies are, you&#8217;ll be able to live them out by becoming an Adult Friend Finder member.</p>
<p><strong>How To Use The Service</strong></p>
<p>There are a couple of ways to use it. One way is to browse the members photos/bios and send messages to people you are interested in. Another way is to join the chat rooms (there are rooms based on location so you can find people close to you) and connect with people that way. The great thing is you can see from people&#8217;s profiles whether or not they are going to be interested in what you have in mind, so it saves you a lot of time that you may waste otherwise.</p>
<p><strong>It&#8217;s Free To Join And Browse Members</strong></p>
<p>It&#8217;s actually completely free to join and browse the members lists. This is a cool free way to see if it&#8217;s right for you. You&#8217;ll be able to see what kind of people are using the service and if there&#8217;s anyone who you may be interested in meeting. You will have to pay the membership fee if you want to actually contact people.</p>
<p><strong>Conclusion</strong></p>
<p>Adult Friend Finder is the biggest and best adult dating service anywhere. It&#8217;s not for those who are looking for a long term monogamous relationship, instead it is for those who are just looking to have a &#8220;good time.&#8221; It&#8217;s also easily the best site for those who have wild fantasies, fantasies so wild I don&#8217;t even dare mention them in this article. As long as your fantasy is legal you&#8217;ll be able to live it out as a member of this service.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mb01.com/lnk.asp?o=2399&amp;c=918273&amp;a=30636">Click Here to Sign Up</a></div>
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		<title>How to get laid tonight.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Buckley</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This may seem a little bit crazy but there is a way you can get laid tonight. I&#8217;m telling you this because it works. The best way to get laid tonight is to sign up ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This may seem a little bit crazy but there is a way you can get laid tonight. I&#8217;m telling you this because it works. The best way to get laid tonight is to sign up for a dating site. Pretty much any dating site will work but the one I&#8217;ve used in the past is <a href="http://click2go.org/SH8a">Mate1</a>. It&#8217;s one of the originals and it has plenty of members. Remember that this is a numbers game. You&#8217;re going to have to play the numbers. Also when looking for a woman you&#8217;re going to have to go to a reputable site, preferably one that charges. Why not a free one you ask? Well that&#8217;s because girls feel more comfortable knowing that there are some hurtles to jump before meeting them. If they wanted any old perverted guy they could just go to Craigslist or Yahoo. They want to feel like there is some sort of security. With big named dating sites such as <a href="http://click2go.org/SH8a">Mate1</a> you get that security, and girls seem to let their guard down. Plus no girl wants to be with a guy who can&#8217;t even afford a little money for a dating site subscription. You have to remember too that the free ones such as Craigslist and Yahoo are also sausage parties. With <a href="http://click2go.org/SH8a">Mate1</a> you&#8217;re looking at much better guy to girl ratios. As I said earlier it&#8217;s a numbers game. So you&#8217;re going to want to go to the place that has not only the most members but the better guy to girl ratio.</p>
<p>In closing I&#8217;d like to say good luck and don&#8217;t give up. If one lady blows you off just move on to the next one. There&#8217;s somebody out there for everyone.</p>
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		<title>RateElert</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Buckley</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I&#8217;ve talked about this stuff before kids. But it&#8217;s extremely important. I&#8217;m bringing this up again because I&#8217;m actually going to be moving out of state soon. So I had to get my ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know I&#8217;ve talked about this stuff before kids. But it&#8217;s extremely important. I&#8217;m bringing this up again because I&#8217;m actually going to be moving out of state soon. So I had to get my insurance re adjusted. Since I&#8217;m going to be going through the bullshit of getting my rates for a whole other state I thought, I might as well get quotes from different companies.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s where <strong><a href="http://www.gopjn.com/t/4-17219-22960-21499">RateElert</a> </strong>comes in. You can put all of your info into this site and it will search for you. It will search by state also, which is a big deal for me because I&#8217;ll be moving to another state.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re insurance is changing all the time without you knowing it. You need to make sure you&#8217;re getting the best deal possible. Also especially if you&#8217;re moving you need to go ahead and check out some other companies. Your current insurance provider might not be the best deal for you in a new state. They might not be the best deal for you in the state you&#8217;re in. That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s best just to go ahead and get some new quotes. Plus it only takes a few minutes. You can save a shit ton of money in just the few minutes it takes to fill out the simple forms.</p>
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		<title>Walmart Gift Card</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Buckley</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If You&#8217;re needing a little bit of extra scratch this weekend and you&#8217;d like to buy some things at walmart, I&#8217;ve got just what you&#8217;re looking for. You can purchase receive a $500 walmart gift ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.mb01.com/lnk.asp?o=2098&amp;c=31001&amp;a=30636"><img class="alignleft" style="border: 0pt none;" src="http://www.mb01.com/getimage.asp?m=2257&amp;o=2098&amp;i=31001.dat" border="0" alt="" width="300" height="250" /></a>If You&#8217;re needing a little bit of extra scratch this weekend and you&#8217;d like to buy some things at walmart, I&#8217;ve got just what you&#8217;re looking for. You can purchase receive a $500 walmart gift card.</p>
<p>Yes that&#8217;s right. Free money from Wally world. So if you have a bday comming up or you just want to get something you don&#8217;t really need. Then this is the site you want to go to.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m waiting on my gift card to arrive now. All you have to do is insert your email address and answer a few questions.</p>
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		<title>GamingHarbor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Buckley</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Thought I&#8217;d share a new gamming site with you. If you&#8217;re into all of the old games from back in the day. Such as myself. Then You&#8217;re going to love this site.
It&#8217;s a simple toolbar ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mohawkdonkey.com/gamingharbor/?mn=2222"><img class="alignleft" style="border: 0pt none;" src="http://www.mb01.com/getimage.asp?m=523&amp;o=2347&amp;i=33887.dat" border="0" alt="" width="300" height="250" /></a>Thought I&#8217;d share a new gamming site with you. If you&#8217;re into all of the old games from back in the day. Such as myself. Then You&#8217;re going to love this site.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a simple toolbar that downloads and then you&#8217;re good to go. You can also get free ringtones from this same toolbar. I personally only use the games. It&#8217;s nice when you&#8217;re bored out of your mind at the office and it&#8217;s real easy to hide it from the boss.  <img src='http://www.mohawkdonkey.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Remember not to play too much or you might go into one of those seizures or something. Let me know what you think of the games.</p>
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		<title>Auto Insurance</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Buckley</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently paid my insurance for an entire six months. Only to find out that maybe I could have paid a bit less. I have a clean driving record. Well the last 4 or 5 ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently paid my insurance for an entire six months. Only to find out that maybe I could have paid a bit less. I have a clean driving record. Well the last 4 or 5 years anyways and I don&#8217;t have full coverage on my vehicle.  How did I find out if I could be paying less? That&#8217;s easy. I got a free quote. I found out that I could have been paying less from state farm of all people. It all depends on what kind of coverage you want, what you drive and there is a whole list of variables that goes into figuring out your car insurance payments.  The thing to remember is that you need to get quotes on a regular basis. Otherwise you&#8217;ll end up paying too much. I&#8217;ve been going to <a href="http://www.pjtra.com/t/2-2355-22960-1963">NetQuote.com</a><img src="http://www.pjtra.com/i/2-2355-22960-1963" border="0" alt="" width="1" height="1" /> You can&#8217;t go wrong with a new quote. It&#8217;s free and only takes a little bit of your time.</p>
<p>Not that it&#8217;s a big deal or anything. It just kind of makes you mad at yourself for being lazy and not looking around. We get confortable with where we are at and don&#8217;t take the time to shop around. If you get all the quotes in one place then you really don&#8217;t have an excuse not to do it.</p>
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		<title>Check that Credit Score Clown.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 04:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Buckley</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if you clowns out there have ever had your credit score rated. But you might want to take a look into it.
I for one never worried about my credit score. In fact ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know if you clowns out there have ever had your credit score rated. But you might want to take a look into it.</p>
<p>I for one never worried about my credit score. In fact I always thought that if you were stupid enough to give me some money then you were okay with never getting it back.</p>
<p>I know it sounds crazy but I just thought that it would never matter. In fact that same mentality is why I&#8217;m living in an apartment and I own my own car. Simply because nobody in there right mind would ever give me a loan on a car simply because my credit is that bad.  I even had to get my iPhone in my ex-girlfriends name because she has great credit and I do not.</p>
<p>Just something to think about. You might not even know what your credit score is. You can check out <a href="http://www.mb01.com/lnk.asp?o=2525&amp;c=918273&amp;a=30636">Free Credit Report</a> to see what exactly your credit score is and if it&#8217;s good or bad.</p>
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		<title>Russian Brides</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Buckley</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure how familiar you all are with the whole Russian mail order bride thing but I figured i would put it out there. I&#8217;ve been a waiter now for awhile and I work ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.mohawkdonkey.com/online-dating/?mn=2222"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-698" title="russianwhore" src="http://www.mohawkdonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/russianwhore.jpg" alt="" width="121" height="243" /></a>I&#8217;m not sure how familiar you all are with the whole Russian mail order bride thing but I figured i would put it out there. I&#8217;ve been a waiter now for awhile and I work in an upscale sushi restaurant. All the time I see these clowns come in with dime piece bitches. I mean these guys are like 50 years old way way over weight and they have a little young beautiful little dime piece at the table with them.  Already you&#8217;re suspect when you sit down. I&#8217;m thinking damn is this another mail order bride situation. Then I go to take the order and BINGO. I can spot that Russian accent a mile away.</p>
<p>I have to wonder though. Why in the world would a beautiful girl like this want to be with this unfit, not attractive older man? Perhaps it&#8217;s all about the money and making a better life for yourself. I&#8217;m not to sure. I do know this, most of those little whores give me and my other waiter friends the eye. Like they just can&#8217;t wait to get away from this guy and fuck our brains out.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d love to do it it&#8217;s just I worry so much about these Russians nowadays. They get a bad rep in the media and I&#8217;m so afraid of waking up with my kidney missing or maybe sold into some sort of sexual slavery.  I&#8217;m not to sure what the hell these girls are up to but I&#8217;m not taking any chances.</p>
<p>If you decide to roll the dice with one of these whores, I&#8217;ve found just the place for you.<br />
<a href="http://www.mohawkdonkey.com/online-dating/?mn=2222"><img style="border: 0pt none;" src="http://www.mb01.com/getimage.asp?m=2224&amp;o=2038&amp;i=30638.dat" border="0" alt="" width="100" height="100" /></a></p>
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		<title>What you need to know before going to prison in NC.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 04:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Buckley</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve been &#8220;down&#8221; before or &#8220;fallen&#8221; before. You really don&#8217;t need to read this. This is just going to be a bunch of stuff you already know.
First thing you need to know is the ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-medium wp-image-692 alignleft" title="central prison" src="http://www.mohawkdonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/central-300x238.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="238" />If you&#8217;ve been &#8220;down&#8221; before or &#8220;fallen&#8221; before. You really don&#8217;t need to read this. This is just going to be a bunch of stuff you already know.</p>
<p>First thing you need to know is the difference between custody levels. You have GREEN which is where I spent most of my time. That&#8217;s the lowest level. Or the level with the most freedom. Then you have BROWN which is medium all the way up to close custody. I don&#8217;t know much about that stuff. I spent a short amount of time in brown clothes medium custody just for processing. Processing is when you go and get HIV test and they give you IQ tests and all these bullshit tests to see if you&#8217;re a drug addict. Real fun.</p>
<p>After you finished processing you&#8217;ll go to either another brown clothes camp or a green clothes camp depending on your charge, amount of time you have to serve and the number of &#8220;points&#8221; you have on your record. The points has something to do with previous charges and the level of crime you commited and I think your age is factored in there somewhere. Not too sure how that formula goes. I think they keep that shit a secret.</p>
<p>Now no matter what level of custody you end up in keep this in mind. EVERY prison camp you go to is different. No two prisons in the state of north carolina are run the same. That shit will blow you away. How you can do somethings on this camp but not on another. I did a few months at Terrell County Prison work farm. Way out in the cut. I hated it. Not that there was much to love about prison but it really sucked. I&#8217;m from Raleigh so to be way out there was a hassle. The phone calls cost like 5 bucks from that shit hole to Raleigh.</p>
<p>I was sent there for DART. That stands for Drug Alcohol Recovery Treatment. I guess I didn&#8217;t do to good at the drug screening tests in processing. After I finished DART I was allowed to pick any camp I wanted to go to. So I went with Wake County Correctional. Which is located right in the heart of Raleigh. Nice I was back home and could make phone calls for less than a dollar a call.</p>
<h2>How to Stay Safe in Prison</h2>
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<li>First on the list is stay the fuck off of that basketball court. I don&#8217;t give a fuck if you think you&#8217;re michael jordan. There&#8217;s no need to be on the court. More fights go down out there then anywhere else. Also and more importantly accidents happen there. You could accedently get elbowed to the mouth and four of your teeth fall out. I saw it happen. I can tell you this too. They will NOT put your teeth back in. They will give you Advil and tell you to go lie down.</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t worry about what&#8217;s on that TV. The tv room is another place where arguments go down. If there is a show on that you want to watch when you go in there then cool. You can watch it. But don&#8217;t expect that shit to stay on. Who knows somebody might just get up and turn that shit.</li>
<li>READ. Read your ass off. It keeps you out of trouble and will help you to kill a lot of time. Plus nobody fucks with the guy sitting on his bed reading trying to better himself. You&#8217;d be surprised how fast time goes by when you&#8217;re reading. The years just melt away.</li>
<li>If you&#8217;re intelligent. Learn to dumb it down a few notches. It&#8217;s not the strongest or the smartest creatures that survive. It&#8217;s the ones that best adapt to their ever changing environments. You&#8217;ll be surrounded by some of the biggest idiots the state on NC has to offer. And they&#8217;ll all be crammed into a little area. Avoid the real idiots and just agree with them when they say some dumb shit. Really you can&#8217;t help these people so don&#8217;t even try.</li>
<li>This last one has to do with you&#8217;re own metal health. Don&#8217;t ever worry or think too much about what&#8217;s going on in that world. You&#8217;re no longer a part of it and you have absolutely no control over it. IF you had a girlfriend before you went in, just consider that bitch gone. If you brother is out there fucking up consider that gone too. There is absolutely nothing you can do. Worrying is only going to drive you insane. So just don&#8217;t do it.</li>
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<p>I guess that&#8217;s enough for now. I&#8217;ll probably post more prison tales and info soon. Just stick to my list and you&#8217;ll be fine.</p>
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