Political Clown Parade

Memorial Day Tribute

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Sat, 26 May 2012 04:41:00 +0000

A special thanks to The Looking Spoon for this brilliant and beautiful tribute.

Please watch the video embedded below. The lone Marine stands vigil in memory of those who have fallen and those who have yet to return.

I’m Barack Obama And I Approved This Booty Call

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Sat, 26 May 2012 04:07:00 +0000

Thanks to ObamaSnippetsDotCom for the giggles.

Indian Princess Moonbat Feathers Stonewalls

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Sat, 26 May 2012 03:05:00 +0000

Elizabeth Warren, after more than a week of playing hide and seek following the revelation that she claimed to be 1/32^nd Cherokee based solely on “family lore”, was challenged by a Fox 25 reporter in Boston. She would not answer questions and even asked the reporter’s producer to stop. The producer said he couldn’t stop her in mid-sequence.

Watch the hilarity ensue as Warren tries valiantly to stonewall. It’ll give you a good chuckle.

The reason Warren is so flummoxed is because she has come under fire for a minority listing in two law school directories—Harvard Law and U Penn. She has not produced documents proving her claim and the natives are restless.

A Cherokee genealogist and historian, Twila Brown, believes that Warren needs to come clean and admit that she has no evidence.

A spokesman for Ms. Brown released a statement reading, "In the absence of any facts, Elizabeth Warren continues to claim she is a Native American minority. She needs to stop stonewalling and finally produce the records from the University of Pennsylvania and Harvard that will show whether or not she or these schools benefited in any way from this false information about her ancestry."

The report from Fox 25 cites a Suffolk University poll which claims that the “Cherokee issue” will not hurt Warren’s challenge for the Senate seat currently held by Scott Brown.

That may very well be true since Taxachusetts continued to re-elect the most liberal man in the history of the Senate, Ted Kennedy, who famously left Mary Jo Kopechne to drown in the car he drove off a bridge and the soon-to-be-retired and openly gay Bawney Fwank.

#brettkimberlin: Will We Allow The Far Left To Kill The First Amendment?

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Fri, 25 May 2012 18:05:00 +0000

LEFT TO RIGHT: Barbra Streisand, Teresa Heinz Kerry, Brad Friedman, Neal Rauhauser, George Soros

Are you like me? I had never heard of Brett Coleman Kimberlin until a few days ago. Now, unless you spend every moment under a rock, you know that the infamous Speedway Bomber is part of a nexus of evil involving some heavyweights—George Soros of the Tides Foundation, ketchup heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry, fading star Barbra Streisand, libtard blogger Brad Friedman, Democrat activist Neal Rauhauser and Fidelity Investments.

Here’s the backdrop:

Mark Tapscott at The Washington Examiner writes, “The First Amendment is under intense attack from many points on the ideological compass, but mostly from the far Left.”

“The enemies of free speech and thought have lately turned to more subtle tools of suppression than merely shouting down speakers. Among these are extortionary threats to launch false charges of racism against companies that support politically incorrect groups, such as the American Legislative Exchange Council.”

“But far more sinister is the tactic adopted by Brett Kimberlin, an activist and the founder of the group Velvet Revolution who was convicted in 1981 of exploding eight bombs in 1978 in Speedway, Ind. One of his bombs blew off the leg of a man who subsequently committed suicide.”

“Nowadays, Kimberlin targets conservative bloggers like Aaron Worthing and Robert Stacy McCain in Maryland, and Patrick Frey of Patterico's Pontifications in California. Why? For publishing facts about Kimberlin's criminal record.”

“Kimberlin harasses his targets by, among many other ways, filing false charges in courts that require expensive, time-consuming litigation, disrupting his targets' workplaces, and dropping dark hints about spouses and kids.”

Read the rest of his piece here.

The less than 5’6” Kimberlin, so hungry for attention, finds himself in the searing, white-hot spotlight of scrutiny.

An Army of Davids has mounted up with wings like eagles and declared today, May 25, 2012, Everybody Blog About Brett Kimberlin Day. The National Bloggers Club has set up a website to aid Kimberlin’s victims. Michelle Malkin has called attention to the mainstream media’s remarkable unwillingness to report on this terrifying story of swatting, intimidation and death threats.

For more background on these bizarre attacks on conservative bloggers, go read Matthew Vadum’s post at Front Page.

John Hawkins of Right Wing News interviewed one of Kimberlin’s targets, Robert Stacy McCain. RSM has some interesting thoughts on Kimberlin’s future.

Robert Stacy McCain: Postcards From The Edge

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Thu, 24 May 2012 05:06:00 +0000

As you may know by now, Robert Stacy McCain, is momentarily on the lam trying to keep his family safe from Brett Kimberlin AKA the Speedway Bomber.

If you don’t know who this vicious creep is, you’ve got to read up on him here.

Wanting his friends from far and wide across the blogosphere to know that he is safe and sound, Stacy is sending postcards from exotic vacation spots.

I just received this one from Italy’s Tower of Pisa. Stacy cunningly wrote, “Always wanted to visit the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Every picture I ever saw of the thing had it leaning left. I am happy to report it leans to the RIGHT.”

Please hit Stacy’s tip jar so he and his family can see the world and don’t be surprised if he writes something pithy on the back of the postcard like, “The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.”

Cory Booker: The Blasphemer And His Hostage Video

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Tue, 22 May 2012 05:27:00 +0000

In a cathartic moment on Meet The Press, Newark Mayor Cory Booker hammered an Obama campaign ad that attacked Mitt Romney’s tenure at private equity firm Bain Capital.

“This kind of stuff is nauseating to me on both sides. It’s nauseating to the American public. Enough is enough. Stop attacking private equity. Stop attacking Jeremiah Wright.”

Not wanting to “indict private equity” Booker continued, “It’s just we’re getting to a ridiculous point in America, especially that I know I live in a state where pension funds, unions and other people are investing in companies like Bain Capital. If you look at the totality of Bain Capital’s record, they’ve done a lot to support businesses, to grow businesses. And this to me, I’m very uncomfortable with.”

Caught with their pants down, the Obama regime must have threatened the ambitious surrogate because mere hours later he walked back his comments.

The Left went apoplectic, especially Chris “Tingles” Matthews. “I think this was an act of sabotage. Whatever the intention was, he was trashing the entire Obama campaign of the summer in one appearance on Meet the Press.”

You can well imagine that Obama, seen in this Photoshop™, is ordering a horse’s head for Booker’s bed.

Photoshop™ Of The Day: Toast

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Mon, 21 May 2012 23:26:00 +0000

Right Jabs For May 21, 2012

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Mon, 21 May 2012 05:04:00 +0000

Some of the best from around the dextrosphere:

The country that tore itself apart over waterboarding three confessed terrorists who had an indirect hand in the murder of 3,000 Americans seems ill-equipped to inflict the sort of damage on enemies that in the past made them accept both defeat and redemption. War is now a matter of legality, or nation-building before, not after, the enemy is fully defeated, and that means, given the unchanging nature of man, that it is very difficult to win a war as in the past.

It has to be thus: for no one could be this amateurish, this ineffective, this confused, inept and bungling, even deliberately so.

Cigars inside. Firewater out back.

When you’ve lost Comedy Central…

There are currently two high profile cases of lawfare going on in the United States, by Democrats with criminal backgrounds.

Everyone has at least one gift of the Spirit, whether they know it or not. Some can even sense the presence of evil, whether it’s the person next to you on the subway or when someone enters a room.

Ass meets hand.

Just in case you were wondering why Dear Leader has turned on supporter Jamie Dimon, threatening investigations and new legislation when JP Morgan lost less than 1% of their own money in a bad trade...

Isn’t that how all the giants fall? When they least expect it?

“This is a guy who literally is walking around in a dark room trying to find the light switch of leadership.”

How will we know when the Muslims have gotten all the land that they want? When the violence stops. Everyone knows that agreements mean nothing. No matter how many pieces of paper are signed, the bombs and rockets still keep bursting, real ones that kill people, not fake ones that upset vice-presidents. The only way to reach an agreement is by groping blindly in the dark, handing over parcel after parcel of land, until the explosions stops or the Muslims fulfill their original goal of pushing the Jews into the sea.

Barack Obama has always been in favor of same-sex marriage, the chocolate ration has always been 22 grams, and Oceania has always been at war with East Asia.

Wright has made many inflammatory comments, including suggestions that the United States deserved to be attacked on 9/11. Democrats were greatly concerned in 2008 that Obama’s ties to Wright could derail his campaign.

The Founding Fathers didn't say, "Obama shalt not decree…"

Obama In History

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Wed, 16 May 2012 10:30:00 +0000

Team Obama does the darndest things. Rory Cooper, of the Heritage Foundation, noticed that they’ve begun rewriting presidential history by inserting references to the errand boy sent by grocery clerks into the biographies of his predecessors.

John Hayward at Human Events writes, “A rollicking 'Obama In History' game of round-robin mockery erupted on Twitter, that fabled social media service conceived by Calvin Coolidge and made significant by Barack Obama. I suggested adding a blurb to Abraham Lincoln’s biography, saluting the Emancipation Proclamation as history’s second gutsiest call."

The RNC set up a Tumbler page to poke fun at this insipid move to glorify the idiot in the White House.

I couldn’t let this pass without offering my own version of a poke in the eye.

Forward With Empty Promises

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Wed, 16 May 2012 04:36:00 +0000

Prince Of Fools

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Mon, 14 May 2012 08:53:00 +0000

nhooper at Town Hall had this quote from Prager Zeitungon, a Czech Republic newspaper, and it begged to be posted here:

“The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president.”

“The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America. Blaming the prince of fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools, such as those who made him their President.”

My Me Is Better Than Any Not Me Ever Could Be

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Sun, 06 May 2012 16:03:00 +0000

Back-to-back rallies in the battleground states of Ohio and Virginia signaled the official launch of Teh Won’s reelection. Compared to the breathless rallies of 2008, the rallies were piddly examples of slow-motion defeatism.

The errand boy sent by grocery clerks pounced on Romney. He never once, in his tired, cut-and-paste rhetoric, mentioned his failed policies or lack of leadership; nor did he aim to. No mention of the $5 trillion dollars he’s added to the national debt that we cannot hope to repay.

All we heard was vote for me, because I am me and my me is better than any not me ever could be and a colossal amount of blame-shifting, chest-thumping and huge helpings of trash-talking and class-warring.

He has a record now that he cannot defend without blaming everyone and everything but himself or by making cowardly excuses.

His wife said, while introducing him to a bunch of empty seats, “It sounds like you are already fired up and ready to go.”

The #readytogo hashtag has been hijacked by conservatives, God bless ‘em. Ready to go? No thanks, I went before I left the house.

The Brilliance Of The Looking Spoon

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Sun, 06 May 2012 15:17:00 +0000

I stand in awe of the brilliant talent of The Looking Spoon.

The Obama Bounce Test is the end result of a tip from a regular visitor who pointed to personal checks that can be purchased online with the design of the errand boy sent by grocery clerks.

Thinking at first that a spoof might be the ticket, he went instead with “something that was more unusual and potentially more fun.”

BOOM. We have a winner.

Photoshop™ Of The Day: Small Balls

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Sun, 06 May 2012 10:03:00 +0000

Exploding Cigars

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 06:20:00 +0000

If you need a good laugh, and who doesn’t these days, do yourself a favor and read Mark Steyn’s latest piece. Here’s the money quote:

“The exploding cigars are revealing not merely of Democrat hypocrisy but of a key difference in worldview between liberals and conservatives.”

Photoshop™ Of The Day: Keep The Change

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 04:26:00 +0000

The 2012 Nerd Prom For Jug Ears

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 03:57:00 +0000

Jimmy Kimmel and the errand boy sent by grocery clerks roasted the Secret Service, Washington's political and media elite at the 98th annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner on Saturday night at the Washington Hilton.

Looking ahead to the next four years, Da Preezy of the United Steezy mused, "In the first term I sang Al Green. In my second term, I'm going with Young Jeezy." (First Lady Michelle Obama nodded in approval.)

Shannon Bream tweeted a memorable catchphrase: “There’s a term for President Obama…Maybe not TWO terms.”

And what we’ve all thought when Kimmel joked, "It doesn't matter if you're black, like President Obama, or white, like President Obama, or red, like President Obama's agenda."

Klavan And Whittle Give Obama The MST3K Treatment

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 02:33:00 +0000

Jim Treacher, the guy who sicced the world on Obama for eating dog writes, “For the one or two non-nerds reading this, that stands for Mystery Science Theater 3000, the show that played awful old movies while some guys heckled them. Here are Bill Whittle and Andrew Klavan doing the same thing to The Road We’ve Traveled, the Obama campaign’s ridiculous, lie-filled, Tom Hanks-narrated propaganda film.”

Da Preezy of the United Steezy

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 01:46:00 +0000

Is the errand boy sent by grocery clerks cool? No, indeed he is not. The corporate-controlled media is hard at work trying to get the Preezy of the United Steezy reelected.

President “Cool” recently appeared on the Jimmy Fallon show to “prove” his coolness, but instead gave the appearance of utter desperation while diminishing the office of the president. Fallon thought his schtick was funny and Obama was chasing the youth vote.

Is Obama cool? I’d be a helluva lot more impressed with him if he was merely competent—something he is not. He’s all microphone and teleprompter—no message. The question to ask is: If you have nothing to say, does it matter that you have endless venues in which to say it?

The once-smitten-with-The-One, Peggy Noonan writes, “There is a growing air of incompetence around Mr. Obama’s White House. It was seen again this week in Supreme Court arguments over the administration’s challenge to Arizona’s attempted crackdown on illegal immigration. As Greg Stohr of Bloomberg News wrote, the court seemed to be disagreeing with the administration’s understanding of federal power: ‘Solicitor General Donald Verrilli…met resistance across ideological lines…Even Justice Sonia Sotomayor, the court’s only Hispanic and an Obama appointee, told Verrilli his argument is ‘not selling very well.’ This follows last month’s embarrassing showing over the constitutionality of parts of ObamaCare.”

Emerging from her stupor, Noonan continues, “It’s interesting that the Obama campaign isn’t using what incumbent presidents always sooner or later use, either straight out or subliminally. And that is ‘You know me. I’ve been president for almost four years; you don’t know that other guy.’”

You know why the campaign is not saying “You know me.” It’s because we do know him and we haven’t liked what we’ve lived through from Jump Street.

This post was linked at The Other McCain. Thanks, Smitty.

The Devil’s Workshop Is Now Hiring

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 06:24:00 +0000

Saul Alinsky dedicated his book, Rules for Radicals, to Lucifer.

“Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history...the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom — Lucifer.”

I received an email the other day from blogger friend Smitty of The Other McCain. In it he asked, “How about putting Axelrod on Axl Rose? I'm envisioning some story about the pressure of polishing the Obama Administration turd getting too great, and he snaps, and forms a band called Confiscated Guns and Subsidized Roses.”

On CNN’s State of the Union last Sunday, Candy Crowley read off a laundry list of scandals to Obama strategist David Axelrod who then tried to spin Obama’s record on good governance.

CROWLEY: “Let me ask you in the broader sense, so you’ve got the GSA, the Secret Service scandals, you have had sort of an ongoing thing about government money that was given to Solyndra, the solar power company that went bankrupt and how they got the backing that they did. You've had Fast and Furious, the ATF scandal that Eric Holder has been working on. Do you think that the totality of that hurts the president?”

The mistakes are legion. Does anyone see how this regime can recover from its growing litany of scandals?

After Four Years Of A Celebrity President, Is Your Life Any Better?

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 04:18:00 +0000

The Senator Who Became A Sellout

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 07:58:00 +0000

Boehner’s Savvy: Obama Inventing A Fight Where There Isn’t One

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 04:11:00 +0000

Speaker Boehner announced that the House will vote on a $5.9 billion bill Friday, April 27^th to extend the current interest rates on federal student loans.

The GOP will offset its cost with money from what they dub a “slush fund” in the Democrats’ 2010 health care law

In a hastily called press conference Boehner said, “Today I’m pleased to announce that on Friday the House will vote on a bill to extend the current interest rate on federal student loans for one year. We will pay for this by taking money from one of the slush funds in the president’s health care law.”

“You know, this week the president’s traveling the country on the taxpayers’ dime, campaigning and trying to invent a fight where there isn’t one, and never has been one on this issue of student loans. We can and will fix the problem without a bunch of campaign-style theatrics,” said Boehner.

Photoshop™ Of The Day: Obama Eats Dog

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:32:00 +0000

This Photoshop™ was inspired by cartoonist Eric Allie’s political cartoon for April 24, 2012.

You Gotta Lovitz (NSFW)

noreply@blogger.com (Curmudgeon) — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 09:16:00 +0000

I always liked Lovitz’s schtick on SNL when he played Tommy Flanagan, the pathological liar.

Via Breitbart