Pool Party Radio

Ep. 308: Saved by the Bell Reboot

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 02 Feb 2021 23:35:00 +0000

We're back, pool partiers! It's a bitter-sweet reunion, though, as we're here to review the new Saved by the Bell reboot mere days after the death of Dustin Diamond. Luckily, we recorded this before the news, so this episode will transport you back to a care-free time when two guys could speculate on a Screech cameo in season 2.

Aside from that, we (spoiler alert) gush about how good the show is! We decide not to be mean boys and are instead very nice men. We catch up not only with our friends Slater, Zack, Jessie and Kelly, but with our other friends -- each other!

It's a classic show and it's exactly what the world needs now.

Donloyd Here if you love magic.

Ep. 307: Are You Afraid of the Dark 6 (for real)

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Sun, 25 Oct 2020 22:21:00 +0000

We're back! We discuss the end of the world, viruses, Troma and so much more!

Then we discuss season 6 of Are You Afraid of the Dark (the first 6 episodes anyway). It's the reboot season from 1999 so everything is weird and strange -- just like real life!

Donloyd Here if you know how to upload an episode and aren't stupid like Parker.

Ep. 306: The Wedding Episode

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 28 Jan 2020 00:53:00 +0000

We're back with a very important episode!

Our boy, Frisbie, got married a couple weeks ago and we get together for a play-by-play of all the action. And we mean ALL the action!

Was Frisbie nervous? Did Parker get stranded in Little Rock? Did the bear god grant us a bountiful harvest? Were the Ring Bears involved? Who got rickrolled? Was muscle wine involved? And who was powerbombed through a table?

We answer all or most of these questions in episode 306 of Pool Party Radio!

Donloyd Here as an offering to the bear god.

PPR305: Are You Afraid of the Dox?

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Wed, 30 Oct 2019 04:08:00 +0000

We're back from the grave with another spooky (too-short) Are You Afraid of the Dark Halloween episode!

First, Parker and Frisbie catch up. Has Frisbie visited the Joker Stairs? What, exactly, is the condition of his Zatoichi box set? How prepared is he for marriage? Parker has a nerdy new hobby. Also, he's doxing everyone. People who get doxxed in this episode include Patrick and Ariana, Kevin's record collection, Chaki and so many more!

Then we get into the first episode of the new Are You Afraid of the Dark Reboot. We should have waited, maybe, and talked about all three episodes. But we didn't. So here's us talking about the first one. Also, we've got Wayne with the Podcast Town News! Enjoy!

Donloyd Here to get doxxed.

Ep. 304: Illogical Contraption

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Sun, 16 Dec 2018 21:35:00 +0000

We're back!

Our friends Illogical Contraption died. So we've come back to give them a more heart-felt that it may seem send off. It's always sad when a podcat bro calls it quits but IllCon will be forever in our hearts. We do a Good, the Bad and the Ugly of IllCon ... 's final episode.

We also catch up on what we've been up to. Parker saw the Aquabats, Frisbie ... in New York?! Norm MacDonald said the N word?! Wayne's Podcast Town News .. now with audio quality!, Frisbie's converting ... can Parker come, too? Christmas blues!

All this and a stinger song that I promise isn't being used ironically.

Donloyd Here if you miss your goofy pals.

See ya next time!

Ep. 303: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 5.5

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Mon, 05 Nov 2018 04:49:00 +0000

Parker and Frisbie have returned from the grave for some of that (belated) Halloween action!

We discuss what we've been up to. Is there a Mrs. Frisbie? What injuries has Frisbie sustained and who did he see Halloween with? We have an impromptu Pumpkin Spice channel. Is Frisbie's beer Pumpkininny?? All that plus weird audio quality, sorry about that!

Oh yeah! And then we discuss the final six episodes of the initial run of "Are you Afraid of the Dark?" Who is Badge? Where did Kiki get the inspiration to rip off Close Encounters? Just how wealthy are these kids and what's the conversion rate on rookie seasons? And how violently does it all end?

Donloyd Here if you wanna get cuckolded by Gary, the Alpha Male.

Thanks for listening! See you next Halloween unless we're eaten by wolves!

Kissing Contest Vol. 2, No. 1

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Fri, 23 Mar 2018 06:29:00 +0000

KISSING CONTEST!!!

Snax Chat, Movie Hostage and so much more!

Donloyd Here to pay homage to your favorite podcast!

Ep. 301: Clip Show

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Wed, 10 Jan 2018 04:22:00 +0000

Parker and Frisbie return to introduce old clips.

We complain a lot about Grandaddy, too.

And then we play clips of the first time Hatless Jackson was on the show, one of the very first editions of Wayne's Podcast Town News and we review "Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas!"

Donloyd Here if you like old clips!

Ep. 300: The End

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Wed, 20 Dec 2017 09:12:00 +0000

Here it is, friends! The final episode of Pool Party Radio.

Parker and Frisbie talk about Star Wars and normal stuff for a bit and then it's time for the ending of another great institution -- Saved by the Bell. We chat about the final 8 episodes of the series. Parker and Frisbie are alone for the first 4 and then Dawn and Rachel from Beckett to the Future: A Quantum Leap Podcast join us for the final four.

How many people desecrate corpses in college? Does Lasky live in his office? Is Slater brave? Who is Leslie? We answer all these questions and more.

And then we disappear into the wind forever while watching two suns set.

Donloyd Here if Weng Weng owes you money.

Thanks, everyone! See ya later.

Ep. 299: Beyonce the Gates

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Wed, 06 Dec 2017 08:38:00 +0000

Will Frisbie adopt Shelby? Or will Shelby adopt Frisbie? And will that mean that Frisbie gets more Skittles?

Also, Wayne reports on the recent controversy in Podcast Town.

Then, we run down our Top 5 things we had no strong feelings about in 2017. Which albums gave us apathy? How many newspapers does Parker bring to the movie theater? How many hot takes will we have?

All this and a little bit more!

Donloyd Here if you want to adopt Frisbie.

Send us goodbye emails to read next week ON THE LAST EPISODE EVER. poolpartyradio at gmail!

Ep. 298: Cranksgiving VI

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Thu, 23 Nov 2017 17:29:00 +0000

It's a Cranksgiving Miracle, Chelios!

Pool Party Radio is out for one last chunk of toughness before we head out into the oblivion. We talk tough stuff and flex our muscles, covering which part of America is toughest and the different fight outcomes of a Podcast Town Show Tag-Team Tilly Time Toughness roster. Plus there is obligatory, post-season Chili Dog Summer chat. We also have an email from "new" Matthew that may affect the last two installments of Podcast Town news.

It's all here, so check it out! Fuck you, Chelios!

Donloyd Here, Chelios!

Email us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, Like us on our FB page or find us in the FB group Podcast Town, and look for us on Twitter. These are the little things that make us tougher every day.

Ep. 297: Are you afraid of Pooptown?

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Mon, 13 Nov 2017 05:19:00 +0000

We're back! And Derrick from Astro Radio Z is here, too!

We start off with a Classic Frisbie Rant, then Derrick gives us his New Laws. We also have a new segment: Pooptown News!

Also, we talk about two more episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? featuring scary lizards and yet another dumb ghost! Also, we do a Good, the Bad, the Ugly of Endings as a grim foreshadowing event!

Download here or blow me, nerd!

Ep. 296: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 5.1

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Thu, 26 Oct 2017 05:07:00 +0000

What's up, dips? New episode of Pool Party Radio is up, and Parker and Frisbie have some spooooooky Halloween festivities to discuss! Parker has some hot takes, Frisbie ate a spicy chili dog, and they BOTH saw Rocky Horror Picture Show on the same night in two different states. How f'd up is that? Probably not all that f'd up.

All this plus Wayne's Podcast Town News...and...another Wayne's Podcast Town News...?

Welp! (Throws magic sand on campfire)

Donloyd Here if you just want to be invited.

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PPR295: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 4.4

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Sat, 14 Oct 2017 22:39:00 +0000

We're back and we're more scared than ever!

Frisbie takes part in the Pumpkin Spice Channel and samples some delicious autumn snax, Parker went to a poetry slam at a pizza place. Is he woke now? Or just bored and sleepy?

Then, we finish up season 4 of Are You Afraid of the Dark? and talk about some boring ass ghosts.

All this plus a little bit more!

Donloyd Here if you're a stupid Canadian WW2 ghost.

Ep. 294: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 4.3

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 03 Oct 2017 23:41:00 +0000

We're back and it's October and that means spooky surprises!

The first of which is that we're joined by old buddy and retired podcaster Chris Robo!

We talk a bit about haunted houses -- going to them and working at them. And then it's everyone's favorite Autumn-based snack review segment: The Pumpkin Spice Channel!

Then, it's the real reason for the season! We discuss the latter half of season 4 of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" Is it spoopy creppy? Do we get scared? Or are we bored by dumb ass ghosts?

Donloyd Here if you're a cardboard cutout of Mortiis.

Ep. 293: Disappeared into Dust

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Thu, 14 Sep 2017 07:11:00 +0000

Sharks are circling this week, parrotheadsaahhhhhDAMMIT! I mean, Welcome back, Pool Partyers! After a grueling ghoul summer, your darling hosts, Parker and Frisbie, have both done some traveling, with surprising results.

Parker took a cruise along the California coast all the way to Mexico where he met Viagra Man and baby jungle cats, with surprising results.

Did he take to the cruise ship lifestyle or did he absolutely hate it? Or did he strike the difference and become a Jimmy Buffett fan?

The results may surprise you.

Meanwhile, Frisbie made a trip to Nashville to see a Bruce Lee tribute film that featured Popeye, Dracula, and the human embodiment of The Godfather film franchise.

Will Frisbie once again make the five-hour drive to one of Music City’s art house cinemas to see another rare film?

The results may surprise you.

Donloyd Here if you love shark bites in your merchandise.

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Ep. 292: The Juice

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Wed, 30 Aug 2017 05:09:00 +0000

We're back, mother Fers!

Well, not Frisbie. But Parker is joined by one of his oldest, best friends, Jess from Dayton Can Comedy.

Jess gives her New Laws, asserts that her dog is God's Chosen Dog Breed and literally talks about funny stuff. We also talk A LOT about journalism.

Parker tells the story about how he met a tiger. We do a new segment called "All of Our Friends Are Dead" and is Jess the funniest person in Southwest Kettering? Maybe.

Donloyd Here if you're fake news.

Ep. 291: Imaginary Back in Time France

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Thu, 17 Aug 2017 02:53:00 +0000

Let’s start running the numbers, because it’s a brand new episode of Pool Party Radio! This week, we’re joined by Sara from Illogical Contraption! We talk about recent events, a Good, Bad, and Ugly of cast additions to TV shows with P L E N T Y of Hot Takes, and a very revealing Wayne's Podcast Town News. Tune in and buckle up!

Donloyd Here if your grandpa's friends were on TV.

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Ep. 290: Ghoul Summer: A Flat Circle

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 05:48:00 +0000

Hey, Ghouls! We're back!

For Ghoul Summer, we're doing another audio commentary for a Bill Zebub movie. This time, we're doing "Rape is a Circle." Is it gross? Maybe. Is there a twist ending? We won't spoil anything, but this episode contains the greatest twist of all!

We also talk about Dunkirk and Frisbie has a ghoulish encounter of his own. And we're joined by an old friend!

All this and an email about Baby Driver, a stupid fucking movie!

Donloyd Here if your boom mic is in the frame.

Also, go buy a brand new 2017 Ghoul Summer T-shirt from Hide the Bodies!

Ep. 289: The White Russian

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Wed, 19 Jul 2017 03:54:00 +0000

Check for Lomers, because we're back, and we brought Blake Mike-Sell with us!

This week, we discuss pinball, Simpsons Shitposts, and old-roommate stories. We also do a Good, Bad, and the Ugly of booze! It's a doozy!

Donloyd Here if you got the Dud.

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Ep. 288: Rambo Love Battle Jacket

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Mon, 03 Jul 2017 20:56:00 +0000

Shelby from IllCon is here!

We talk about July 4, fireworks, Rambo (does he love battle jacket?), we rate some dads, RIP dads, Shelby and Frisbie discuss Twin Peaks, why is Ethan Suplee not fat?, Wayne's Podcast Town News, Chili Dog Summer, a prelude to Ghoul Summer, going to Denver and so goddamn much more.

Donloyd Here if you love battle jacket.

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Ep. 287: No More Baths Revisited

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Thu, 22 Jun 2017 03:30:00 +0000

This week’s PPR is from the archives as we pay tribute to our friend Jenny Mac.

The episode, Ep. 26: No More Baths, was recorded in 2011 when we still did bumpers and were nervous youngbloods, so it was nice to have Jenny Mac and our other best pal, Jono, as guests.

Below is the original synopsis from the episode:

This week, we're joined by friends Jono and Jenny Mac to celebrate our six-month anniversary! We're forgetting all about our normal format this week (mostly) so we can discuss our Kryptonite, a horrible former roommate and friend we've had. We discuss this man's lack of showers and over-abundance of computer chords and general butt-holiness.

We also do a round of "Frisbie Got Mail," announce some exciting show news and play a little "Would You Rather..."

This is a fun one, check it out.

Donloyd Here if you've ever done dishes, even once.

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Ep. 286: Quantum Leap

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Mon, 05 Jun 2017 18:36:00 +0000

We're back!

We're joined by guest Dawn from Beckett to the Future is here! She's an old friend of Parker and Frisbie's and started a Quantum Leap podcast, making her a #youngblood in the podcasting game. Follow their show on Twitter: @BeckettFuture and subscribe!

In honor of Quantum Leap, we do a Good, Bad and Ugly with people we would or would not want to leap into. We talk about Sean's favorite director, the hardships of others, Bakula, Bakula and Bakula!

We also talk about college, the new Friday the 13th game and Wayne gives us a hot, new, footlong Podcast Town News. The big news: Podcast Town is now a force for equality and Chili Dog Summer is here. Beans and all. Is it #Problematic? Yes.

Donloyd Here if you unironically seize the day.

Ep. 285: Skeleton Mom

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Wed, 24 May 2017 03:24:00 +0000

Welcome back, true partiers! Parker and Cumulus do some catching up this week, like a couple of Chatty Charlies. They talk about people, places, things—all that good shit.

But just a heads up, there are some technical difficulties later on in the episode, so watch out for that.

Donloyd Here if you still want to discuss muscles.

Ep. 284: Cuckold School

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 09 May 2017 23:53:00 +0000

Patrick from Banshee Jam and Zatoichi: The Blind Podsmen is back this week!

We talk about award-winning journalism, music videos, Karl Marx and, most importantly, the art of cuckoldry.

We also do a Good Bad Ugly with times we've been to the doctor and reminisce about what it was like getting healthcare before the Babadook happened. It's painful and someone almost died!

Then, we got Wayne's Podcast Town News (in HD!).

All this and more!

Donloyd Here if not pleasing your wife sexually is a pre-existing condition.

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Ep. 283: Roughed Up

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 25 Apr 2017 04:49:00 +0000

Welcome to the end times, pool partiers! Parker and Cumulus are joined by Frisbie’s partner from Zatoichi: The Blind Podsmen and from the soon-to-be resurrected Banshee Jam podcast-- Patrick!

This week, Parker is having the best of times while Cumulues, Patrick, and everyone else is having the blurst of times. Patrick unveils his new laws, Parker mines his old MySpace blog for a peek into Cumulus’s Internet habits and romantic requirements, and Cumulus considers getting back on MySpace when Parker considers an alternate Podcast Town.

All this, plus Wayne’s Podcast Town news with a startling turn from Wayne himself, as well as listener emails. Dig it!

Donloyd Here if you still closely manage your Top Eight.

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Ep. 282: Wayne's World

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 11 Apr 2017 07:57:00 +0000

We're back!

We're joined by Wayne this week to discuss the Podcast Town news -- live!! We discuss Sara's top notch posts, food pics, bad podcast posts and the new JFD patreon.

We also discuss Frisbie accidentally calling Parker and it turning into a waking nightmare before turning into a sweet daydream. Then Wayne talks about podcasting and gives us his 3 New Laws if he Were President.

All this and so much more you won't believe it!

Donloyd Here if you're ready to play Classical Gas.

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Ep. 281: Nice Round Numbers

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 28 Mar 2017 22:57:00 +0000

We’re back, X-words! And due to an implied agreement (maybe) completed informally over a major social network, we’re starting the countdown of our last 19 episodes (possibly), so let’s dive right in to the festivities, just in case this is really the beginning of the end:

Parker returns form his first Ohio visit since he left the state in 2009, and he has thrilling tales of reuniting with friends, family, and Skyline Chili Cheese Coneys. Also, he attended Horrorhound Weekend where he met both Lloyd Kaufman and Bill Zebub, which he describes in erotic detail.

Cumulus shamelessly plugs his other podcast, Zatoichi: The Blind Podsmen, and bemoans the smell of pets on recently acquired secondhand furniture, which he describes in erotic detail.

And if that weren’t enough, we have another voicemail from Zatoichi himself(!) and The Podcast Town News from Wayne!

Donloyd Here if you now do "Classical Gas".

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Ep. 280: The Deported Leprechaun

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Mon, 13 Mar 2017 18:15:00 +0000

We're back!

On this one, we talk about how Katherine Heigl is foxier than pretending to be disabled is evil and how "The Ringer" tricked Parker and hurt his feelings because he has a soft spot for those kinds of dudes. We also get some emails and talk about some cool and interesting sandwiches from around the world. A leprechaun leaves us a message in a bottle to let us know about how horrible his life is thanks to Trump's America.

We also talk about about bumper stickers and a particularly funny license plate that specifically refers to Gary from the Midnight Society.

Wayne brings the Podcast Town News and talks about how everyone's food sucks and some other stuff. And this week's Odd Tism features a fight between Parker and his Wife so stupid that it's ... Odd Tistic.

All this and more!

Donloyd Here if you sing Death From Above 1979 songs when your food arrives.

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Ep. 279: M Word

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Thu, 02 Mar 2017 05:18:00 +0000

Get ready, you M-words, because Pool Party Radio is back with a new episode!

This week, Parker and Cumulus miss Bill Paxton, discuss fake news, hate on Instagram commenters, make a bunch of Sifl & Olly references, read some emails, and soak in Wayne’s Podcast Town News!

Donloyd Here if you go with those classic roses.

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Ep. 278: The Wailing

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Mon, 13 Feb 2017 08:36:00 +0000

We're here!

Parker and Cumulus discuss Valentine's Day, The Wailing, video games, Beef Jerky, flowers as presents and so much more.

Also, Wayne's Podcast Town News, the word "libtard," the best food mascots, someone in PTown gets promoted and tons more!

Donloyd Here if you eat the weird jerkys.

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Ep. 277: "Bad" "Dudes"

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Wed, 01 Feb 2017 07:02:00 +0000

Are you a “bad” enough “dude” to listen to the latest Pool Party Radio?!

Weirdly, we recorded this a day in advance of the truly memorable tweet that butchered the use of quotation marks in that real unfunny, opposite-of-that-SNL-Matt-Foley-character way. Life is absurd.

We discuss the missing history of PPR and cuckolding, and then we do a Good, Bad, and the Ugly segment of Fictional Presidents.

To remind the sheeple that we are awake and not enduring a fever dream, Wayne brings us the Podcast Town News.

Good luck, everyone.

Donloyd Here if you've never been vetted before managing nuclear weapons. I mean, goddamn, y'all.

Email us those dad photos- any ol' dads will do. Find us on FB, and tweet at us on twitter. These are the bright lights that distract us from the Doomsday Clock.

Ep. 276: Clinically Diagnosed

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 17 Jan 2017 06:43:00 +0000

We're back, T-Words! Parker has a new A of the Week, some listeners send in their As of the week, too. We get an email that's literally tight. Frisbie meets a cuckold, horror stories from movie theaters and lots of other crazy things!

Oh, No Wayne Podcast Town News this week because Trump is silencing all journalists.

Download Here if you put your stinky feet on the food tray.

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Ep. 275: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 4.2

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Wed, 04 Jan 2017 04:21:00 +0000

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, we bring you our first episode of 2017! And considering how exhausting 2016 was emotionally, physically, and psychologically, we have foregone the usual deadpools and end-of-year wrap-ups. Instead, we dutifully press on with more episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Season 4.

In episodes 4-6 of season 4, we learn all about the best character of all of AYAotD, whose name is Shawn Mackenzie. And Parker shows his growth as a human being over the past year by virtue of his astute observations from these episodes. Frisbie remains critical of everyone on the show.

Plus, we have emails and Wayne’s Podcast Town Report! So put your secret crush's diary down, because you're about to get an earful!

Donloyd Here if you also got more woke in 2016.

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Ep. 274: 11th Grade / It's Wild

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 20 Dec 2016 20:57:00 +0000

We're back!

Parker introduced a controversial new segment and immediately asks for help in renaming it to be less problematic. We talk a bit about Sonic and the dietary necessities needed to "go fast."

Wayne has a new, bonus-length BREAKING NEWS edition of The Wayne Podcast Town News and we do a GBU of 11th grade, featuring stories of becoming disillusioned with humanity. It's just fun!

Donloyd Here if you have arbitrary details that miss the bigger point entirely!

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Ep. 273: Board Games

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 06 Dec 2016 06:14:00 +0000

Bust out the Pictionary, because we’re joined this week by Jackson Stewart! His latest film is Beyond the Gates, a horror film centered on a creepy VHS board game, so in honor of his movie, we do a Good, Bad, and the Ugly about board games. We also discuss the wild couple of weeks we’ve had since last hanging out, as well as all of the filthy, horrible words we can now say in this brave new world. Plus, Wayne brings us the Podcast Town News!

Donloyd Here if you were a winner at the game of Life.

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Ep. 272: Simpler Time

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 22 Nov 2016 03:19:00 +0000

This episode was recorded on the Saturday before Election Day 2016. I hope that explains why we end up talking about holidays, concerts, and other chill topics. It was a simpler time.

Donloyd Here if you long for the days before 2016.

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Ep. 271: Chief Wahoo

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Sun, 06 Nov 2016 01:56:00 +0000

We're back! We recorded late at night and were sleepy grumpy. We talk about Chief Wahoo, baseball, how shitty Cubs fan are, our podcat bros. All that and like 7 other things and Wayne brings the Podcast Town News. It's a wild ride!

Donloyd Here if you care about the estate tax.

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Ep. 270: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 4.1

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Wed, 19 Oct 2016 03:57:00 +0000

Only 90s kids will remember that PPR is all about Are You Afraid of the Dark? during the Halloween season, and this year is no different as Parker and Cumulus huddle around the fire once more to join The Midnight Society for more spoopy tales.

First, though, you KNOW that they've got to talk about that Ken Bone, but their opinions may surprise you. Parker then indulges in an installment of Pumpkin Spice Channel. His response shouldn't surprise you. Cumulus claims to be getting into hockey. Surprise, surprise; he enjoys more Canadian stuff.

And the first episodes to be reviewed for Season 4 of AYAotD are parts 1 & 2 of The Tale of Cutter's Treasure and the Cronenberg-esque The Tale of the Renegade Virus.

Donloyd Here if you ever thought computer plugs and outlets were sexual.

Go to htbkicksass.com to buy a PPR or JFD shirt, just in time for Tricks 'n' Treats!

Ep. 269: 10th Grade

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 11 Oct 2016 04:43:00 +0000

We're back! We're joined by Senn Byro from Junk Fodd Schlitzie to talk about 10th grade!

Frisbie's secret bumper sticker shame is revisited, Parker loves drugs, Sean jammed with the console cowboys in cyber space, who is Flyin' Byron? What show does Parker regret missing? All this and so much more! Also, one of the most scathing segments of Wayne's Podcast Town News to date!

Donloyd Here if you don't know our names.

Go buy a PPR shirt at htbkicksass.com!!

Ep. 268: Ninth Grade

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 07:39:00 +0000

Welcome, Freshmen! This week, we’re joined by Director and Co-Writer of Beyond the Gates (2016), Jackson Stewart, to discuss the Good, Bad, and the Ugly of 9th Grade! Such pubescent horrors as cheating couples, bad (or rad) fashions, and the ultimate punishments of the day are all on the table for Parker, Cumulus, and Jackson. All that, plus emails and Wayne’s Podcast Town Report! Check it out while you clean up your pimply faces!

Donloyd Here if you got some Doobie stories.

Email us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, find us on Facebook, and reach us on Twitter. These are the delicious vending machine snacks that power us through the long school day.

Ep. 267: Eighth Grade

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 06 Sep 2016 14:07:00 +0000

Get your school supplies together because we’re back! This week, Parker and Cumulus go over the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Eighth Grade, with tangents into the horrors of teeth, the madness of promo codes, the terror of broken limbs, and the anxiety of learning to dance. All of this plus a Goddard chat and a compelling story about an oil change for a car.

Donloyd Here if you've got thOSE PROMO COOOODES!!!1111

Email us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, Like us on Facebook, Find us on Twitter. These are the little things that keep our French New Wave films filled with chatter (which is to say that these are good things, mon ami).

Ep. 266: Seventh Grade

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 23 Aug 2016 04:32:00 +0000

We’re back! This week Parker and Cumulus are joined by Kevin Moose of Junk Fod Diner to discuss the Good, Bad, and Ugly of Seventh Grade. They learn how they used lockers, what media was being consumed, and who was trying to go on dates. It’s a jam packed episode filled with traumatic memories, so be sure to tune in!

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Ep. 265: Sixth Grade

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 09 Aug 2016 20:37:00 +0000

We're back! This week, we do a GBU of Sixth Grade with our guests James and Josh from Mentertainment Weekly.

We share erotic stories, horrible stories, the same exact story and admit to things no one knows about. It's very intense.

Also, Josh doesn't have an internet connection. Sorry!

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Ep. 264: New Memories

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Thu, 04 Aug 2016 07:39:00 +0000

Hey, Partiers! We're still gone this week. But it's a new episode. Don't worry, though, it's all explained if you listen.

But, if this is your first episode, please don't listen. This is for the die-hards. If this is your first time, listen to episode 260.

Anyway, this episode has a GBU, guests Sean from JFD and Nik. Lots of Sherlock Homophobia and, most importantly, Wayne's Podcast Town News. Does Wayne quit the show? Find out by listening!

We'll be back next. And listen to next week's Illogical Contraption for a special treat!

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Ep. 263: Fifth Grade

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Mon, 18 Jul 2016 23:44:00 +0000

We're back with guest Travis from GWARcast and Get Off My Pod! to talk about Fifth Grade! We discuss Frisbie's nudity, teachers in the locker room, the exact day Parker gave up on life, Travis vs. The Meanest Teacher, Parker's secret Pizza Roll shame and so much more!

Travis also gives his New Laws. Would he make a great leader? Spoiler alert: Yes.

Also, we finally read James' email after teasing it for like a month! Is it worth it? That's up for him to decide. And we debut our new segment: Dad Reviews! Send us pictures of your dad and we'll review him!

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Ep. 262: Fourth Grade

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 12 Jul 2016 06:00:00 +0000

Baw-wit-da-bah, everyone! Ghoul Summer seems unrelenting, but we’ve got Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption to share the Good News about Chili Dog Summer! We also continue the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of K-12 with a focus on Grade 4, the fourthiest year. We cover everything, from another tragic school change to rad skateboards to racist books. The results may surprise you!

Plus, Vaughn brings the Podcast Town News!

Music: "II" by Ulthar

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Ep. 261: Third Grade

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 05 Jul 2016 00:55:00 +0000

We're back! We're joined by Cumulus from the Blind Podsmen podcast and friend of the show Chris! We talk about some stuff. And then we get into a Good, Bad, Ugly of third grade! More stories of secret bullies! Teachers vs. Fangoria! The Sad Tale of Moving! So much more! We also review an Australian dog!

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Ep. 260: Ghoul Summer '16: Part 2.

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 28 Jun 2016 22:21:00 +0000

Hey, Partiers! Frisbie is on vacation this week, so Wife fills in for the fun! We had originally planned to watch a Bill Zebub movie for Ghoul Summer, but we don't hate ourselves. Instead, we watched Nicholas Winding Refn's new ghoul movie "Neon Demon" because we only dislike ourselves. In this movie, we learn that the fashion industry exploits young women. Because we did not know that from watching the E! Channel in 1993. We'll let you know in the show when the spoilers start, but they end at the 34 minute mark. Which is coincidentally when the Wayne's Podcast News begins! Wayne speaks truth to power. Can you handle it?

Then, Parker tells the story of a real-life murder he did. And then everyone tells stories about times they peed themselves. This one gets real emotional, people!

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Ep. 259: Ghoul Summer

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 21 Jun 2016 04:25:00 +0000

It’s Ghoul Summer, weirdoes! And—hoo, boy—PPR is going to…um…acknowledge it by watching a "film" from notorious ghoul director, Bill Zebub. Parker and Cumulus sorta watch Frankenstein the Rapist while highlighting some parts of the movie, but they find themselves mostly talking over it and going down the familiar tangents of personal anecdotes, MVPPs (as well as MVPPs), and what makes this summer so ghoulish. Also, they are pleased to reveal another installment of Vaughn’s/Wayne’s report of the Podcast Town Report.

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Ep. 258: GBU Second Grade

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 14 Jun 2016 07:13:00 +0000

Find your seats and get ready for another episode of Pool Party Radio: School Edition! This week, Parker and Cumulus welcome back Sammy of the Howl Horror Program podcast and the Back to Life Podcast, and the three discuss the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Second Grade.

But first, they recount the past week-- and keep in mind that they recorded this on Saturday, back when America was not an even worse off, depressing place filled with tragedies, which is why they basically talk about classic cinema, as if nothing tremendously awful had yet happened. It was a simpler time.

Music- "Milk" by Pain

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Ep. 257: GBU First Grade

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Mon, 06 Jun 2016 03:07:00 +0000

We’re taking you to school with our special guest from the Banshee Jams podcast and the upcoming Zatoichi: the Blind Podsman podcast, Patrick! This week, Cumulus is "ol’ raspy-voice Frisbie" as he laments how allergies are ruining him. Patrick recounts how he learned to stop worrying and love the commercial airliner through the mediocre Windows Flight Simulator. And Parker is still reeling from the news that we lost The Greatest just twelve hours prior to recording.

Then they reminisce about 1st Grade in the first installment of their The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: Grades 1-12 Edition. They cover what it felt like to finally become small grown-ups, to be unnecessarily punished (or unnecessarily throw others under the bus), and to witness the horrifying injuries and lunch time mishaps of yesteryear. Grab your pencil boxes, because it's a slobberknocker.

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Music: "Pizza Day" by The Aquabats

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Ep. 256: Toy Art

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 31 May 2016 03:17:00 +0000

What’s up, youths?! This week, Parker and Cumulus discuss Snapchats, re-visit Carlos Danger, and ponder the coolest pool pranks from Hackers that didn’t translate to personal school experiences. Then they jump into a X-Men: Apocalypse SPOILER FEST—Note that if you plan to see the movie and not have it spoiled, you’ll want to skip the 17-47 range of minute markers.

They also get into some MVPP vs. MVPPs, which contains toy art photographers, Canadian musicians, dance programs with kids, and people at zoos.

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Ep. 255: Trailer Apologists

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Tue, 24 May 2016 02:47:00 +0000

Rock the vote, y’all! This week, Parker and Cumulus dig into politics and decide that the best candidate is a meme candidate. Parker learns the politics of fashion when he commits to letting everyone know what kind of movies he’s into by putting a Spookies back patch on his jacket. Cumulus considers the politics of taco truck drinks when he finds that not all horchata is created equal. And then they have a heated analysis of their MVPP vs. MVPP. It’s a doozy, folks!

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Ep. 254: Age of Nabokov

poolpartyradio@gmail.com (Pool Party) — Mon, 16 May 2016 04:07:00 +0000

After decades (or two weeks), we’re finally back! Parker recounts his trip to L.A. and a meeting of podcat bros. Cumulus recounts seeing a lot of movies. Then they vow to never be apart for that long again, because everything is terrifying.

They’ve got more advertisements, more weird bars, more cinema chat—it’s all here! They also receive an email regarding one of their favorite dogs and the terrible real and emotional jails that said dog currently resides.

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