Poon of the SEC

SEC Poon Potpourri

2009-11-06T14:44:00.006-05:00

Happy Friday Poon Lovers.....

Roll Tide Poon

2009-11-05T01:40:00.001-05:00

These Roll Tide pooners love their Bama Jama.

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 9

2009-10-31T13:28:00.005-04:00

Ole Miss(-4.5) at Auburn 12:21pm ESPN Regional
Georgia vs Florida(-16) in Jacksonville 3:30pm CBS
Mississippi State at Kentucky(-3) 7:00pm Fox Sports
Eastern Michigan at Arkansas(-36.5) 7:00pm ESPNU
Georgia Tech (-13.5) at Vanderbilt 7:30pm CSS
South Carolina at Tennessee(-6) 7:45pm ESPN
Tulane at LSU(-34) 8:00pm Pay Per View

South Carolina picture courtesty of Gamecock Anthem

SEC Poon Want Ad: Hot UGA Poon

2009-10-29T13:19:00.012-04:00

One of our favorite pooner events of the SEC football season is coming up on Saturday in the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. You can go see our previous coverage of the Florida/Georgia game here.

As we prepare to bring you another stellar Poon of the SEC preview to the battle in Jville, we noticed an unfortunate occurrence in the lack of Georgia pooners in our arsenal.

Now, Georgia Bulldogs poon, aka, Hot UGA Poon have always been a staple on this site and Athens was one of the first SEC college towns that we dubbed, a Poon Mecca. Our debut radio appearances were on The Giant Show, Atlanta station 96.1, talking UGA poon.

It does not take an idiot ~~Willie Martinez~~ to realize where we are going with this one. We are putting out a Poon Want Ad for Hot UGA poon over the next 48 hours. So Poon Hunters, fire up your Internet machines, browse your UGA social media sites, scour those message boards, and dust off the camera for those attending the game as we would love to showcase Cocktail poon in a SEC pooner recap of the big game.

Email Us at hotsecpoon@gmail.com

In order to inspire those Georgia and SEC poon fans, we are displaying some of our favorite UGA poon.

Happy Hunting. hotsecpoon@gmail.com

UPDATE: However, we still will be accepting Gator Pooner pix because no one can ever have enough hot Gator poon. UF is still the defending SEC champs so we would expect to continue your high level excellence on the pooner field as well.

Vols Bikini Poon

2009-10-27T00:10:00.002-04:00

The Tennessee Volunteers suffered a heart breaking loss against Alabama on Saturday so it was time to feature bikini model Jael Miller, who specializes in cheering up Vol Nation.

More sizzling poon pictures of Miller can be found at Busted Coverage.

Pom Pom Poon

2009-10-26T01:18:00.000-04:00

SEC Pooners love to show off their fandom at games by waving shaker pom poms. Here at Poon of the SEC, we have collected numerous SEC Pom Pom pooners pictures for your enjoyment.

Picture Credit for 2 pictures to SI.com

Monday Mammaries

2009-10-19T21:13:00.006-04:00

We felt the need to recognize the SEC pooners with beautiful breasteses with a new feature called Monday Mammaries.

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 7

2009-10-17T13:10:00.005-04:00

Georgia(-7.5) at Vanderbilt 12:21pm ESPN Regional
Mississippi State(-3.5) at Middle Tennessee State12:30pm ESPNU
Arkansas at Florida(-24) 3:30pm CBS
UAB at Ole Miss(-22.5) 7:00pm Fox Sports South
Kentucky at Auburn(-13) 7:30pm ESPNU
South Carolina at Alabama (-17.5) 7:45pm ESPN

Blame It On The Ah-Ah-Ah-Alcohol Part 2

2009-10-15T14:42:00.006-04:00

Our Booze post was so warmly received that we decided to run a part 2.

Blame It On The Ah-Ah-Ah-Alcohol Part 1
Beer Pong Gator Pooner picture is courtesy of Gator Tailgating.

Blame It On The Ah-Ah-Ah-Alcohol

2009-10-13T01:07:00.009-04:00

SEC pooners have many striking features that elevate them from other solid poon around the country into their premier perch. Exquisite looks, voluptuous gameday attire, and high football IQ are a few of the key endearing SEC pooner traits.

However, we should never overlook the ability of poon to handle their booze at SEC tailgates. And if the hot SEC pooners ever get too tipsy on sall Saturdays, they can always blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol, blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol.

Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol, blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol

Gator poon shots were courtesy of Gator Tailgating.
Blame It On The Alcohol Part 2

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 6

2009-10-10T13:14:00.004-04:00

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10TH
Vanderbilt (-11.5) at Army 12:00pm CBS College Sports Network
Auburn(-3)at Arkansas 12:00pm ESPN
Georgia at Tennessee(even)12:21pm ESPN Regional
Houston(-3) at Mississippi State 12:30pm ESPNU
Kentucky at South Carolina(-12) 12pm Fox Sports Network
Alabama (-6.5) at Ole Miss 3:30pm CBS
Florida (9.5) at LSU 8:00pm CBS

Hump Day Poon

2009-10-07T00:02:00.004-04:00

Here is a hot healthy plate of Hump Day Poon.

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 5

2009-10-02T23:42:00.009-04:00

Saturday, October 3rd

Alabama (-17.5) at Kentucky 12:21pm ET ESPN Regional
LSU at Georgia(-2.5) 3:30pm ET CBS
Ole Miss(-10) at Vanderbilt 7:00pm ET ESPNU
South Carolina St. at South Carolina (No Line) 7:00pm ET ESPN Classic
Texas A&M vs Arkansas(-1) 7:30pm ET ESPN2
Georgia Tech (-4.5) at Mississippi State 7:30pm ET CSS
Auburn at Tennessee(-2) 7:45pm ET ESPN

Worry Poon

2009-09-30T11:56:00.002-04:00

Aside from their knockout looks, one of the defining characteristics of SEC pooners is their intense passion for college (SEC) football. This endearing quality has its downsides when things go awry on the field and Tim Tebow’s injury on Saturday is a perfect example. Some of the Gator poon in the stands could not hide their worried emotions after Tebow was jacked up by the Kentucky defender.

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 4

2009-09-24T17:24:00.007-04:00

THURSDAY
South Carolina 16-10 over Ole Miss
SATURDAY
LSU (-14) at Mississippi State 12:21pm ESPN Regional
Arkansas at Alabama(-15) 3:30pm CBS
Florida (-21.5) at Kentucky 6:00pm ESPN2
Arizona State at Georgia (-12.5) 7:00pm ESPNU
Ball State at Auburn(-31.5) 7:00pm Fox Sports Net
Ohio at Tennessee(-21) 7:00pm Pay Per View
Vanderbilt(-7.5) at Rice 8:00pm CSS

Hot Coach Wifey Poon

2009-09-23T23:41:00.006-04:00

When the Vols hired Lane Kiffin last winter, we immediately dialed in our attention to his stunning wife Layla at his side. Later, we were blown away to find out that she was actually 8 months preggers at the press conference.

Well, the bun is safely out of the oven and Layla is showing off her full fabulous figure at Tennessee tailgates. Hot Coach Wifey Poon is Out Orange Standing.

Gator Pooner Pudding

2009-09-22T15:24:00.001-04:00

The NY Times ran an article last week focusing on the downsides of being a famous college football athlete. It detailed specific incidents that Tim Tebow, Sam Bradford, and Colt McCoy have faced with overzealous fans. This story by Tebow piqued our interest.

While shopping recently at RadioShack, Florida quarterback Tim Tebow was approached by a woman with a seemingly innocuous request to take a picture with him. But an instant before her mother snapped the photo with a cellphone camera, the woman tried to take off her shirt.

“It’s happened four or five times,” Tebow said with a sigh. “Most of the time I just dive out of the picture. Some people can just be crazy."

Tebow is a better man than we will ever be because we could never resist the lure of hot Gator poon. Do not take our word for it because the proof is in the Gator pooner pudding.

College Stars Run for Cover From Fans’ Cameras
Some pictures are courtesy of Gator Tailgating

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 3

2009-09-18T15:21:00.000-04:00

Louisville at Kentucky( -13.5) - ESPNU - 12:00 p.m. ET
North Texas at Alabama (-38.5) - SEC Network - 12:21 ET
Tennessee at Florida(-28.5) - CBS - 3:30 p.m. ET
La. Lafayette at LSU(-26.5) - ESPNU - 7:00 p.m. ET
Mississippi State at Vanderbilt(-8.5) - FSN - 7:00 p.m. ET
Florida Atlantic at South Carolina(-21) - PPV - 7:00 p.m. ET
SE Louisiana at Ole Miss (No Line) - CSS - 7:30 p.m. ET
Georgia at Arkansas(PICK) - ESPN - 7:45 p.m. ET
West Virginia at Auburn(-7) - ESPN2 - 7:45 p.m. ET

Be sure to send us any of your nice gameday catches out there in SEC country. hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Happy Poon Hunting!

Big Orange Poon Me Up

2009-09-17T14:43:00.000-04:00

The new head coaching tenure of Lane Kiffin suffered its first set back in Tennessee’s deflating home loss to UCLA. The Volunteers struggled mightily on offense and maligned QB Jonathan Compton is feeling heat for his sub par play.

Kiffin is sticking with Crompton at QB and the Vols have little time for self-pity as they enter the swamp against Number 1 ranked Florida Gators on Saturday.

Kiffin, Crompton, and Vols Nations could use Poon of the Sec’s assistance and our remedy is a full serving of Big Orange Vol Poon.

Malzahn's Magic Touch

2009-09-17T09:42:00.000-04:00

New Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn has the Tigers displaying a high scoring octane offense through the first 2 games and the team is already setting school records.

The Tigers surprising offensive start gives us good enough reason to show off the other explosive fireworks in the stands: Hot War Eagle Poon.

SEC Pooner Gameday- Week 2

2009-09-12T14:47:00.000-04:00

Troy (0-1) at Florida (1-0), 12:20 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN GamePlan
UCLA (1-0) at Tennessee (1-0), 4:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN
South Carolina (1-0) at Georgia (0-1), 7:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN2
FIU (0-0) at Alabama (1-0), 7:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN GamePlan
Vanderbilt (1-0) at LSU (1-0), 7:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN GamePlan
Mississippi State (1-0) at Auburn (1-0), 7:00 EST, Saturday, September 12, ESPN GamePlan

The 2009 Inaugural Gameday Weekend of SEC Poon

2009-09-05T11:53:00.000-04:00

KENTUCKY vs. MIAMI (OH) Noon EST ESPN U
W. KENTUCKY at TENNESSEE Noon EST SEC Network
GEORGIA at OKLAHOMA ST. 3:30 pm EST ABC
JACKSON ST. at MISS. ST. 3:30 pm EST ESPN U
LOUISIANA TECH at AUBURN 7:00 pm EST ESPN U
MISSOURI ST. at ARKANSAS 7:00 pm EST PPV
CHARLESTON SO. at FLORIDA 7:00 pm EST FSN
W. CAROLINA at VANDERBILT 7:30 pm EST CSS
ALABAMA vs. VA. TECH 8:00 pm EST ABC
LSU at WASHINGTON 10:30 pm EST ESPN
OLE MISS at MEMPHIS(Sept. 6) 3:30 pm EST ESPN

Cock Poon Kickoff

2009-09-03T19:17:00.000-04:00

The wait is over as SEC Poon and college football are back! We are downright giddy.

Well, the good ole South Carolina ~~Ball Coaches~~ Gamecocks kick off the SEC football season tonight with a game against NC State Wolfpack.

An under reported angle of the most famous bong picture in the world story was the location of Mr. Gold Medal’s partying: Columbia, South Carolina. Loyal readers of our blog know the full seductress power of SEC poon so there was no surprise around here that Michael Phelps was caught raging it up on campus with some hot Cock poon.

Phelps might have lost Kellogg's endorsement dollars because some opportunist ahole decided to sell his picture to a UK rag but to us, his SEC pooner cred was cemented forever. Therefore, we are awarding him the original Hot SEC pooner badge of honor.

God Speedo.

Special thanks to our friends at Gamecock Anthem for some of the hot Cock pix.

Alabama Poon Slammer

2009-08-13T14:57:00.000-04:00

Detroit is No Substitute for Athens Pooners

2009-07-31T00:05:00.000-04:00

Matthew Stafford will definitely enjoy playing football for millions this fall but we sure know what he will miss from his college career: Hot UGA Poon.

Go over to the World of Isaac for more pix of Stafford getting his poon bumping on.
HT:Busted Coverage and Yep Yep