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Pop Guru's Annual Oscar Fashion Review!

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 02:00:00 +0000

Well, the beauty of borrowing internet is that it's unpredictable - I couldn't post my fashion review last night because my internet was out. Guess I should pay for it! What a fab show on Sunday! Hugh Jackman, in all his girlish glory, actually did a pretty good job as the host. I really liked the musical numbers, and what would any award show be without Beyonce forcibly thrusting herself into the spotlight. The Oscars have nothing to do with you, you egotistical maniac! You and Mama Tina need to realize the Dreamgirls moment has passed and finally accept the fact that Jennifer Hudson aka "American Idol" has an Oscar and you never will! Beyonce is one unnecessary parade away from being Tyra Banks.

Although the show was ridiculously long, I loved the way past Oscar winners came out to introduce each nominee in the main categories. Ben Stiller's impersonation of Joaquin Phoenix was hysterical and finally convinced me it's all a hoax. My favorite moment by far was when Kate Winslet yelled out, "Dad, whistle or something so then I'll know where you are!" So cute, and I'm really so happy for her that she was finally given the award she deserved. Although, not so happy she chose such a matronly dress and hairdo. Just cause you got the golden statue doesn't mean you need to dress like a Golden Girl!

I know I'm not the only one who thought it was cold hearted that they showed Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie during Jennifer Aniston's moment on stage. It was expected but I thought The Oscars might be better than that - boy, was I wrong! That was just so tacky. I absolutely loved Jennifer's hair, although it was "Hills" hair and I'll just have to come to terms with my support of that. Oh, who am I kidding?! I sport a ginormous Lauren Conrad Mark by Avon ring!

Now on to the fashion... Wasn't much to look at this year! Most of it was humdrum or flat out ugly. I'm talking about you, Miley. I'm not sure if the stars are pulling a Nicolette Sheridan and being their own stylists because of the recession, but whatever the reason, they need a fashion bailout plan FAST!

Best Dressed:

Though Tina Fey didn't walk the red carpet, she was one of the most stunning of the night! This dress fit her like a glove and it was just the right amount of cleavage, not overboard like she was at the Golden Globes!

Diane Lane hardly looked a day over 40! This really doesn't do her justice because she glowed on TV!

Taraji P. Henson was so cute and grateful to even be at The Oscars, but she really pulled off a classic red carpet look. I loved her hair! The small red handbag added just the right pop of color to the crisp white dress.

Ugh, as much as I hate to say nice things about Skeletor, I liked this ensemble. Classic black dress with a grandiose flair by pairing it with sparkling green earrings. I thought Debbie Matenopolus was going to hurl herself from the scaffolding upon Angelina Jolie when she arrived. Debbie actually forgot she was on TV and started screeching "ANGIE!!!" and jumping up and down. Like a real professional. Debbie was having a major sugar rush from the one Skittle she had eaten that day, so her hysteria when she saw her Anorexia Idol was completely understandable.

By far the best and most fabulous of the night! Natalie Portman dared to wear a flashy color, yet didn't overdo it a la Heidi Klum and opted for minimal jewelry. Sophisticated yet bold - ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!

Worst Dressed:

Let ze Heidi Klum drape zeself in a red satin sheet that corresponds with ze gazillion Diet Coke Heart Healthy commercials that aired during ze telecast - no one will ever be ze wiser to ze subliminal messaging! Oh Zack Morris, how you have taught me so much in ze ways of wiling women! Auf wiedersehen!

Why must such a gorgeous girl pick such a terrible dress! Freida Pinto has chosen gorgeous dresses all season long, and now she chooses this wretched thing with the mono sleeve? Ew. I have never been a fan of the one sleeve look - sleeves are meant to come with a partner or not at all!

Aside from looking like a rock opera costume gone wrong, Marion Cotillard's dress can't seem to decide if it wants to be short or long. It cuts off mid-thigh, then decides to vomit out a mountain of tulle.

Um, no. Vanessa Hudgens looks like a teen Elvira. Why must Disney Teens invade my award shows? Doesn't she have a Nickelodeon's Kid Choice Awards she should be at right now?

Miley Cyrus = Hot Mess. I don't even know what this is. I feel as if it is something that might come from the sea, some kind of crackwhore mermaid emerging from the water to post YouTube videos and slowly destroy humanity.

This picture proves we should never let Whoopi Goldberg out of her cage.

Sarah Jessica Parker aka Wedding Barbie came out to play.

So did her boobs.

Be careful, Zac Efron. We've watched a young hunk stop washing his hair and lose his charming good looks once before. It can be a gradual decent into the pits of Bonaduce, but it can happen to you...

Just ask Mickey Rourke.

Photos: AP Images

OSCARS TONIGHT AT 8 ON ABC!

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:32:00 +0000

Hello, hello! Hope everyone is pumped about the Oscars tonight!! I know I am! I'm already watching the E! Preshow coverage. OMG - please stop grabbing your boobs, Debbie Matenopolous. Ugh, can't stand her. No wonder Barbara Walters kicked her off "The View." Anyhow, there's supposedly going to be a lot of suprises tonight - I sure hope so! I mean, not of the Chris Brown a la Grammys style, but you know something scandalous like a Brangelina-Aniston run in. Should be a fun night! Sidenote: Speaking of surprises, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are going to have another baby. Perhaps a sis for little Harlow.

Tonight's host is Hugh Jackman. Ol' Twinkle Toes is going to wow us with his singing and dancing, apparently trying to keep the entertainment as low budge as possible. Remember his musical CBS show "Viva Loughlin"? Yeah, nobody does since it was cancelled after one episode. I don't know if the world can handle any more of his musical stylings...

I gave some predictions after the nominations were announced, but just as a refresher:

Best Actor:
Richard Jenkins - The Visitor
Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn - Milk
Brad Pitt - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler

Showdown! The media is abuzz that this will be a head-to-head match between Mickey Rourke and Sean Penn. Rourke has been taking home all of the awards, including the Independent Spirit Award last night. He gave a bit of a rambling speech about his dog Loki that died last week and Eric Roberts, who he claims is one of the best actors around. If Eric Roberts is a fantastic actor, then Tila Tequila deserves to be noted for her amazing skills as an actress. Please. But we all know Mickey likes his "candy," which obviously leads to his rambling and fashion choices. The video is entertaining though - definitely take a look.

Sean Penn did a fantastic job in Milk. It really was a good film and he embodied Harvey Milk perfectly. He's always the media's Prince of Awards, so he may just take home the gold. It will be a fight to the finish between these two.

Best Actress:
Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie - Changeling
Melissa Leo - Frozen River
Meryl Streep - Doubt
Kate Winslet - The Reader

This could be a toss-up. Every one of these women have been voted to win by the media outlets, so it could be a shock who wins. Anne Hathaway is so young, so I think it would be great for her to be given time to continue to hone her skills. It's most likely going to come down to Kate Winslet and Meryl Streep. Kate did a phenomenal job in The Reader. I loved her in that movie and definitely think she should win. But damn, does that girl love to be naked! I've seen her naked more than I've seen myself. She did just say she's going to stop with all the nudity in her films, but we'll see if she can stand the feel of clothing for too long.

Best Supporting Actor:
Josh Brolin - Milk
Robert Downey Jr. - Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon - Revolutionary Road

It seems like every category this year is unpredictable! This one will come down to Heath Ledger and Josh Brolin. Though Ledger is somewhat of a shoe-in, the media has been pushing for Brolin to win as of late. He did a great job playing the unhinged Dan White in the film, but the award could go to Ledger as people are wanting to honor him.

Best Supporting Actress:
Amy Adams - Doubt
Penelope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis - Doubt
Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler

I'm pretty certain this award will go to Penelope Cruz. Though I think she's terrible in most everything else, she was wonderful in Vicky Cristina Barcelona. She really added the pizazz to the film. I feel like she always wears the same style dress in light pink, so let's hope she opts to add some pizazz to her ensemble tonight.

Best Picture:
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

Ah, the moment you've all been waiting for... My choice is Slumdog Millionaire, but I will still be a happy camper if The Reader takes home the gold. I loved both films and think they are both worthy of the win. Slumdog was more heartwarming though and has swept all of the award shows so far. Milk stands a chance, but not so sure it will be able to beat these other two. Curious Case has the most nominations with thirteen so it's bound to win something, just not this category. Frost/Nixon was good, but the film lost a lot of the power that the live performance had. The pivotal part when Nixon admits his wrongdoing is more of a passing moment, while it packed much more of a punch in the play. Worth seeing, but not worth the gold.

We'll see who wins tonight when the show starts at 8pm on ABC! I can't wait! Time to go prepare my dish for the Oscar Party! I'm so pumped about tonight's festivities. I'm most excited about the glamourous dresses, and of course the chance to judge celebrities! Look for my fashion update tomorrow. Everyone enjoy the show tonight!! I'll be Twittering throughout so follow me @PopGuru!

SAG Fashion Awards

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:21:00 +0000

Now that's what I like about an award show - two hours and we're out of there! I was all settled into my couch for at least another hour and a half, so I was shocked (yet delighted) when it ended at 10pm. "30 Rock" swept the categories again - not surprised, but it's such a fantastic show that it definitely deserves the recognition. Was anyone else as confused as I was when Sean Penn was giving his speech? "Thank you. Good evening, Comrades. That was for O'Reilley." Bill O'Reilley? Because then you go on to say all these wonderful things about gay rights and accepting others - neither of which seem to be anything Bill O'Reilley would support. But sure, I can see how the two of you would be buddies. Drinking, ranting, dirty talk to inanimate objects - like a cell phone or Madonna.

Meryl Streep's speech was unexpected - Well, at least she sure as hell wasn't expecting it as she was guzzling down wine all night chatting up the crowd in her pantsuit. I've never seen someone so drunk on stage! And I'm obviously including Courtney Love circa "The Roast of Pamela Anderson." It was great! I felt like I was watching one of my friend's normally poised mothers jump on stage to sing karaoke after only a "few sips of wine" at a wedding. Mmmhmm... Well, bravo, Meryl! You certainly were the entertainment of the night! But let us not forget the fashion...

Best Dressed:

Of course, the BEST DRESSED OF THE NIGHT AWARD goes to the magnificent Kate Winslet! This dress fits her like a glove, it's classy, and it's a gorgeous color that stands out against the red carpet. CONGRATS, GIRL!

Now this has a very grandiose air about it, which naturally makes me LOVE IT! And it's in my favorite color - major plus!

Taraji P. Henson looks lovely in white! But the back is the best part of this dress.

Laura Linney has never wowed me in the past with her fashion choices, but lately she has chosen beautiful colors and silhouettes that suit her so well. Love the one shoulder/coral combo!

Anne Hathaway made a wise choice this week with a light Grecian dress - rather than a heavy black flower and lace motif straight from hell. Very wise, girl. Also, I like the hair.

Worst Dressed:

CAUTION: Please avert your eyes from Skeletor!!!

I mean, eat. Your intricate tattoos are disappearing into your rib cage. Just because you are helping starving children in other countries, that doesn't mean you can't chew on a celery stick every once in a while. And nice navy bedsheet. Really? That's what you chose to wear to the SAGs. Like, "oh, I can't be bothered to even try to look good - because even when I don't try I'm still the most beautiful there." Um, no. You look like The Corpse Bride - after she died and roamed the world as a zombie. Let's pick up the pace for the Oscars, Angie. Or you'll have to answer to me!

Amy - Um, honey , I don't really know where to start. Why must you always choose these drab colors? You either wear nude, garnet, or plum. Live it up - let's get some flashy colors on you, girl! We all know pale is hard to work with, but girl, I haven't seen the sun in 3 years and still at least make an effort. And always remember to leave the bundle of grapes at home - not under your boobs.

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi. That dress is ugly, yeah, yeah, it's ugly!

Not so bad from the front, right?

Wrong! That horrid corsage went all the way down the back and then vomited on her ass! Marisa - you know better, girl! And have you lost your mind? It's an awards show. People will see you! Put on some mascara and lipstick, for goodness sakes! Geez - I have so much to teach celebrities...

Photos: AP Images

Criss Angel & Holly Madison Vacay in Cabo - with Paula Abdul

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:57:00 +0000

Now for Criss Angel news. There's something you don't hear everyday! The Mindfreak himself has been shacking up with Holly Madison (Hef's former first lady) at ME Cabo Resort in Cabo, San Lucas. They've been working on their tans and partying at ME Cabo's Passion Club for a couple of days now and plan to be there for over a week - guess things are getting serious! Criss is taking a break from his Vegas show 'Believe' - because even Mindfreaks need some R&R from time to time. Holly's taking a break from, well, I don't think she does anything but tan or bang old men and D-list celebrities for fame. So this is sort of like a working vacation for her.

But what crazy train is ever complete without Paula Abdul?! She joined her good friends for a few days away from "American Idol" and some fun in the sun - because tanning next to Ryan Seacrest in a thong is stress enough. ME Cabo gave her the full treatment with "American Idol" cakes and showing her taping of the night's show. Paula can't relax on vacation without focusing on herself! Here are the exclusive pics of the gang hanging by the pool:

The ME Resorts are mighty popular with the celebs lately! Mischa Barton is currently staying at ME Madrid to promote an Herbal Essences campaign. Rob Schneider is also bunking up there for a press junket - and because he figured he could get Sandler some good Herbal Essences swag.

It's Official - The Oscar Noms Announced!

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:32:00 +0000

Hola everyone! I hope you are all celebrating what a momentous week this has been! What's more important than the Oscar nominations being announced? Nothing! That's right - the official 2009 nominations for Academy Awards were announced today and the best award show of the season is underway. Designers are scrambling to get their best dresses to the nominees. People are planning their speeches in case they win. And Tom Cruise is busy trying to find someway to get an invite and pretend he has a legit excuse to be there. Because Scientology is always welcome on the red carpet. Here's the list of nominees:

Best Actor:
Richard Jenkins - The Visitor
Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn - Milk
Brad Pitt - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler

Every one of these nominations was expected, but I was blindsided when I saw Richard Jenkins was nominated. This is the man that everyone recognizes, but no one has a clue what his name is or what else he's been in (with the exception of geeks like me). He's steadily been in almost everything you've seen in television or film since the '90s - Flirting with Disaster, It Could Happen to You, "Six Feet Under", North Country, Rumor Has It, Step Brothers, Burn After Reading... The list goes on and on. You've seen him and thought - "Hey, who is that guy?" But he rarely gets more than the bat of an eyelash. Which is unfortunate because he was great in "Six Feet Under" and Burn After Reading. I haven't seen The Visitor, but I certainly will now that Richard Jenkins is finally getting the recognition he deserves after 30 years in the industry. The underdog story is always appealing to the masses, and I think his win would be a fantastic one for the people. Bravo, Richard!

Best Actress:
Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie - Changeling
Melissa Leo - Frozen River
Meryl Streep - Doubt
Kate Winslet - The Reader

Anne Hathaway and Kate Winslet - get ready to duke it out for this one! All are great actresses (though never heard of Melissa Leo until now), but the press has been gunning for these two ladies to take home the gold since last summer. Be prepared to hear a lot more about Anne and Kate over the next month - not that that's a bad thing! Kate looks amazing in the new issue of InStyle, btw.

Best Supporting Actor:
Josh Brolin - Milk
Robert Downey Jr. - Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon - Revolutionary Road

Wow - really? Robert Downey Jr.? I totally understood the Golden Globe nom and felt it was legit if he won, but comedic performances typically have a touch chance at the Oscars. He did a good job in that movie, I just really did not like Tropic Thunder. I guess I shouldn't fault him for being associated with Tom Cruise... It's just so hard! I still haven't gotten over Meryl Streep agreeing to be in Lions for Lambs with him. We'll see if Robert Downey Jr. can surpass Heath Ledger though - the noms were announced on the one year anniversary of his death.

Best Supporting Actress:
Amy Adams - Doubt
Penelope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis - Doubt
Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler

Man, I need to see Doubt. They are all over these awards! Ok - that's my mission this week. Though I can't stand her, I'm happy Penelope Cruz was nominated because she really was the dominant force in Vicky Cristina Barcelona. See! I can be kind to those I hate! I'm not so evil... (Hear that, Tyra?) However, I don't really understand why Taraji P. Henson's role in Curious Case was that big of a deal? She played a mother - that's about it. She did well, but it wasn't the part of the movie that I thought much about. There's a lot of critics that would disagree with me on that, but whatevs!

Best Picture:
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

And the winner is... Pink Panther 2! J/K - My vote goes to Slumdog Millionaire. I loved this film! If you haven't seen it, I suggest you brave the cold and get yourself to a theater...STAT! And if you've seen Curious Case... Well, you may have enjoyed it more the first time you saw it... When it was called Forrest Gump. This video points out the similarities, none of which I noticed!

Of course, I'm participating in Pop Guru's Oscar Challenge again this year for the fourth year running. I have to see every film nominated for Best Picture before the Academy Awards so I can have an educated opinion on who should win. It's the one time of year my opinions are based on solid facts and research, so cherish the moment. They're still unsolicited, but nonetheless, knowledgeable. I challenge you all to participate in this contest as well! You get nothing in return except an empty wallet and a fat ass from all the popcorn you consume, but it's worth it! You have one month until the big day - The Academy Awards air February 22 at 8pm EST on ABC.

2009 Pop Guru Golden Globe Fashion Awards!

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:03:00 +0000

Last night's Golden Globes show was full of surprises! Congratulations to Kate Winslet on her dual win!!! Her acceptance speech was wonderful when she won for Revolutionary Road. New favorite word: "Gather!" She is just the most genuine lady in Hollywood and deserves to actually take home an award for once. Also, so ecstatic that Slumdog Millionaire won! They definitely deserved Best Motion Picture and I urge you all to go see it. It might not be in every town now, but I'm betting it will be getting a much wider release this weekend.

I was a little shocked that Anna Paquin won for Best Actress in a TV Series - Drama, however, I'm a fan of the show so I was ok with the decision. I was happy Mad Men didn't sweep the show like I had expected! Not that I don't like Mad Men, it's just not fun when the same show wins every award. Though bravo to 30 Rock for their three wins - Best Comedy, Tina Fey, and Alec Baldwin! I shed a few tears when Neal Patrick Harris lost Best Supporting Actor for How I Met Your Mother. Barney Stinson is a legendary man of honor and should have taken home the gold. Robbed, robbed I tell you! However, for your viewing pleasure, I have provided the funniest sketch from NPH's stint on SNL last weekend - Orchestral Doogie Howser.

Now on to my Fashion Awards. I found my jaw hitting the table when I saw most of the horrendous outfits - not to forget that hair - coming down the red carpet. I know we are in a recession, but damn - don't skip out on mirrors!

Best Dressed Awards:

Laura Linney positively glowed in this yellow dress that matched her hair, and her award! She looked like she loved the dress and was, most importantly, comfortable.

OK, she could have taken a second to brush her hair, but I still loved this pink dress on Cameron Diaz.

Eva Longoria Parker was one of the few that dared to wear a bright color and she pulled it off magnificently!

I loved the neutral color Elizabeth Banks utilized with both her dress and her makeup.

Kate Winslet was elegant in her classic black gown - and I loved her lipstick! I'll be reading all the magazines to find out exactly what kind of lip color she used. She's just fab.

Worst Dressed Awards:
Too many to count. Stylists must have cut back on their cocaine usage due to the economy and opted for huffing glue instead judging by these choices. Here are just a few of my faves...

My favorite quote of the night what my friend Chris said when Renee Zellweger walked on stage: "What was Sharon Stone thinking?!" She looked ridonkulous with her peek-a-boo top and rat's nest hair. She really never tries to get back on my good side. Your loss, Renee.

Horrendous dress, Morticia Adams. The drab lipstick and slick-back do add to the harshness of the overall look.

When Emma Thompson asked Sally Hawkins if she needed help, I wasn't sure if it was with her speech or with her dinner. She's terribly skinny - eat something, girl!

Two words: HOT MESS. Head-to-toe.

A blue animal print dress is never complete without a giant flower. Train wreck.

Not a fan of this look - Betty Boop with a side of S&M.

And I saved the absolute BEST for last...

Glenn Close in her Asian pantsuit getup. Obviously she's in early stages of dementia.

Don't forget about her twin, Tony Shalhoub! So cute that they dressed alike.

Worst Hair Awards:

In honor of the travesty that was the red carpet last night, I decided to add a new category to the mix...

Everyone gasped in horror when Drew Barrymore stepped onto the red carpet last night. Remember the tragic green dress sans bra incident? I don't know which was worse... And why couldn't Jessica Lange and Drew detach from each other the entire night? I know you play mother and daughter in Grey Gardens, but that's no excuse for the creepy hand-holding. Sweet shades, Jess.

Warning: this is what happens if you stick a fork in a toaster.

Brigitte Nielsen looks great for forty-five.

The Bride of Chuckie's frazzled ponytail really added the soft touch that this loud dress needed. I would have given her a hairnet if she sat at my table.

Oh, she's just being Miley. Next time the presenter announces your name, your publicist might be a bit happier if you politely smiled like a lady, not stuck out your tongue. I'm so over this long extension look - when it becomes a staple in Tyra's wardrobe, you know that shit is tired. And please look at Mama Cyrus in the background - she and Miley should have switched dresses.

Don't worry - I didn't forget Ashton Kutcher's fu manchu! Winner of Worst Hair of the Night!

Beautiful Men Awards:
A little something extra for the ladies, or the men. So many beautiful men were in attendance last night that I thought I'd give you one final look at just a few...

Wonder from Down Under - Simon Baker

Jon Hamm and his girlfriend, Jennifer Westfeldt

Gerard Butler

Zachary Quinto

My favorite, Aaron Eckhart

Hahaha J/K - couldn't resist throwing Mickey Rourke into the mix!

Photos: AP Images

2009 Golden Globes

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 17:53:00 +0000

Hey y'all! It's that time of year again. Welcome to award season, everyone! Oh, how I have missed the glitz, the glamour, the dresses! I've been hitting the movies hardcore lately trying to catch up before the award shows, and I've made a pretty good dent in my list. Though I have to say, get there early or you'll be stuck with a front row seat. I was a bit appalled at the chaos that ensues when someone sits that close to the screen: make outs, nose picking, climbing seats... It's as if sitting that close drives people mad. I don't recommend it. Very distracting/slightly more entertaining than the movie.

As I'm sure you all know, the 2009 Golden Globes are TONIGHT at 8pm! Woohoo! The preshow starts at 6pm on E! and I'm so excited for my friends to come over to help me judge the dresses. Plus, I always love to see what a fool Guiliana Rancic makes of herself. Her teeth are about as blinding as Audrina Patridge's. And we all know the E! crew is installing Ryan Seacrest's step stool as we speak to make him look remotely close in height to Tom Cruise. I wish Joel McHale could host these things - he'd be much more entertaining! McHale for The Academy Awards!

The Golden Globes include both film and television. It's the elite award for television, and the Emmy equivalent for film. Here are some of my thoughts on the nominees:

Best Motion Picture - Drama:
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
The Reader
Revolutionary Road
Slumdog Millionaire

For this category, I'm going to side with every person in Hollywood and say Slumdog Millionaire should win - hands down. It's been deemed "The Little Movie That Could." I went to see this movie opening night and it was sold out, due to the buzz it had already created. I knew nothing about it, which is really the best way to experience a movie. It is absolutely magnificent. It has all the elements that make a good film - drama, comedy, romance, suspense, violence. But none of it ever feels forced. You really feel for the young boy and girl in the film and want them to escape the slums they were born into. You want the boy to legitimately win Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, instead of cheating the system. You are on the edge of your seat for most of the film, and leave with an overwhelming good feeling despite the rough content. The visuals are fantastic, thanks to director Danny Boyle of Trainspotting fame. If you haven't seen it, make sure to stick around for the Bollywood dancing scene in the credits. It's really cool to watch and reconfirms that warmth of the film. Final Answer - Slumdog Millionaire takes home The Globe!

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama:
Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie - The Changeling
Meryl Streep - Doubt
Kristin Scott Thomas - I've Loved You So Long
Kate Winslet - Revolutionary Road

Hmm... Well, we may already have an answer to who wins this category. The New York Times posted that The Golden Globes had announced Anne Hathaway as the winner earlier this week on their website, then retracted their statement. So I guess it's no surprise if Anne wins tonight. The media has been pushing this as her standout performance for months, so her win wouldn't have been a surprise anyway.

OK, let's discuss Rachel Getting Married for a moment. Umm, if I'm paying $12 to see a movie, I expect it to be well worth that ridiculously extravagant price. This movie is like 40 minutes of plot, and 60 minutes of people gyrating across the screen. Seriously. The story revolves around Rachel getting married (obvi) and her sister Kym coming home for the celebration. Kym is, for lack of a better term, a hot mess. Alcohol addiction, rehab, and sexual promiscuity are just the beginning of her list of problems. She's doing everything she can to push away her family. Anne Hathaway really did do a fantastic job of playing the extremely damaged Kym, but the stand out performance for me was Rosemarie DeWitt as Rachel. She has been overlooked by the critics, but she really shows her depth as an actress by constantly switching between hatred and love for her sister. She epitomized how one feels when dealing with a loved one's problem with addiction. However, the father is a bit, um, fruity and I kept waiting for this subplot to begin where he comes out of the closet, but that never happened. I'm still waiting for the sequel. So all of this is happening, and intermixed is scenes of some band playing music and then the entire wedding consists of people dancing around in Indian saris. About an hour of the film has no dialogue, just the wedding guests shaking their groove things in our faces. I don't understand what on earth this has to do with the plot or why it is necessary. I think I am owed at least $6 for having to endure that portion of the film.

Angelina Jolie could win for The Changeling. I'm a little surprised that this is the only thing related to Clint Eastwood that is nominated (he also starred in and directed Gran Torino) because he has been taking home all of the awards in recent years. Angelina did an excellent job in the film, and it's based on a true story. I was a little shocked at her character Christine Collins, whose son goes missing back in 1928, because she seemed remarkably calm through most of the film. In one scene, she lashes out screaming and crying, but other than that, she seems pretty even keel. She did a great job, but if you've just lost your son, I feel like you'd shed more than a few tears.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama:
Leonardo Dicaprio - Revolutionary Road
Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn - Milk
Brad Pitt - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler

Unfortunately, the only one of these movies I've seen in Benjamin Button, so I won't be able to give a sound opinion on who should win. Mickey Rourke is the critics' choice for The Wrestler, finally winning over audiences again instead of people being mesmerized by his plastic surgery. Sean Penn, always the critics' darling, could also take home the award. I'm dying to see Milk and I hear it is a fantastic film. Brad Pitt did a good job in Button, but I don't know if it was Best Actor worthy.

Frank Langella won the Tony for Frost/Nixon. He's my pick to win. I saw Frost/Nixon during it's last week on Broadway, and I was the only person under 60 there. No joke. I'm not a history buff, and the only reason I went is because my father wanted me to. I didn't think I would enjoy it at all. However, I was mistaken. Both Frank Langella and Michael Sheen did an excellent job of portraying David Frost and Richard Nixon. With just two chairs on stage and no props, they were able to create such tension and suspense that I felt I was watching the original broadcast. I want to see the film to see how it differs from the play and if it is able to recreate the same powerful feeling on screen as it did on stage. I've heard good things and I would love it if Langella could take home the gold.

Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy:
Burn After Reading
Happy-Go-Lucky
In Bruges
Mamma Mia!
Vicky Cristina Barcelona

This one is tough. I love ABBA songs, but when I saw Mamma Mia! on Broadway, I couldn't stand the actress that played the main character, Sophie, and it sort of left me with a sour feeling. Amanda Seyfried played Sophie in the film version though, and I much preferred her performance. It was a good family-fun film and I definitely understand it's popularity, but winner of Best Motion Picture? I don't think so...

I haven't seen Happy-G0-Lucky or In Bruges, so I have no opinion on these. Burn After Reading was enjoyable and definitely has potential to win. It's a dark comedy that mocks our government and the lengths it will go to to cover up their shenanigans. The fact that it dares to challenge the government and that it's helmed by the Coen Brothers almost makes it a sure winner. I recommend everyone see it, but not everyone will love it. I also enjoyed Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and if anything, it made me want to get on a plane instantly and start traveling across Europe. It also has potential to win due to it being a Woody Allen film. I was taken aback at first because of the unexpected narration, but I was drawn into the stories of two young women feeling unsatisfied with their lives and needing some European adventures to spice things up. I wasn't mesmerized enough to say it's Best Motion Picture, but I'm glad it was nominated.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy:
Rebecca Hall - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Sally Hawkins - Happy-G0-Lucky
Frances McDormand - Burn After Reading
Meryl Streep - Mamma Mia!
Emma Thompson - Last Chance Harvey

As above, this is a toughie. I'm not drawn to any of these performances as standouts. Rebecca Hall should definitely be recognized as an up-and-coming new star who I hope to see a lot more of in the next few years. She's got about five films in the works, so she's someone we should keep an eye on. I adore Frances McDormand, but I'm not sure if her performance in Burn After Reading was her best work. Meryl Streep made a pretty good effort at starring in a musical, but I don't think singing "Dancing Queen" is enough to help her take home the gold.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy:
Javier Bardem - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Colin Farrell - In Bruges
James Franco - Pineapple Express
Brendan Gleeson - In Bruges
Dustin Hoffman - Last Chance Harvey

I know Pineapple Express was just another Judd Apatow comedy, but I thought it was absolutely hilarious. James Franco was amazing! He normally plays in dramatic roles, and he hasn't really touched comedy since "Freaks and Geeks" (also Apatow) years ago. He really embodied the drug dealer role and showed his comedic chops might even be better than his tendency towards the dramatic. I definitely pick him to win, though I know most people don't think it's worthy of a Globe due to it being just another slapstick comedy.

Although, I wouldn't be disappointed if Javier Bardem won. After No Country for Old Men, I didn't think I would ever be able to watch him again because he scared the absolute piss out of me. But he was fascinating in his Vicky Cristina Barcelona role, and I completely understood how he could woo three women at once. He redeemed himself in my book by portraying someone much softer than his No Country character.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture:
Amy Adams - Doubt
Penelope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis - Doubt
Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler
Kate Winslet - The Reader

This category is a toss up. I'm not a fan of Penelope Cruz, but I definitely agree with critics that she gave a knockout performance in Vicky Cristina Barcelona. She was the driving force in that film. Though it could go to either Marisa Tomei or Kate Winslet. Winslet always wins over the critics, but doesn't always take home the awards.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture:
Tom Cruise - Tropic Thunder
Robert Downey, Jr. - Tropic Thunder
Ralph Fiennes - The Duchess
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight

Forgive me for saying this, but I think I am the only person who did not enjoy Tropic Thunder. I just didn't think it was that funny after all of it's hype. I kept waiting for Tom Cruise to blow me away as so many people said he would, but he only disappointed me as usual (you know what I'm talking about, Katie). I tried to not let my hatred for that little man get in the way, but he just wasn't funny. If dancing around in a fat suit is the epitome of funny, then Eddie Murphy should win greatest performance of all time for Norbit. Robert Downey, Jr. was the only shining part of the film, and he was the only thing that made me laugh the entire time.

Although, I think we all expect the award to go to Heath Ledger. He really spooked me as The Joker and definitely lived up to his hype. I have a feeling he will win, and not just because his untimely death might tug at the heartstrings of some. Heath deserves the award, no questions asked.

Best Television Series - Drama:
Dexter
House
In Treatment
Mad Men
True Blood

OMG - I love Dexter! This show gets better and better every season. I always vote for it to win, and it never does. I beg people to watch this show, but I don't think I've influenced too many people. Oh, how I wish Dexter could take home the gold. But Mad Men is all the rage these days, and I'm 90% sure it will win. Tear. I'm a little sad that Lost isn't nominated for anything - get ready for The Oceanic Six back on your TV January 21! Can't wait!!!

And though I don't think it should win, I highly recommend True Blood. Alan Ball is one of my favorite writers, but I was like vampires? Really? I just haven't been able to jump on this Twilight bandwagon like everybody else. But I decided to give it a chance recently and, excuse the pun, was sucked in immediately. I watched all 12 episodes in a matter of days... I had very little to do. The accents are horrific and the stories can be a little cheesy at times, but somehow it managed to keep me coming back for more. I've never been able to get into the fantasy genre, but this took me back to my Buffy days. I can't wait for the second season to find out just what happened to Lafayette...

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Drama:
Sally Field - Brothers & Sisters
Mariska Hargitay - Law & Order
January Jones - Mad Men
Anna Paquin - True Blood
Kyra Sedgwick - The Closer

How do I hate Brothers & Sisters? Let me count the ways. Calista Flockhart pains me to look at. Rob Lowe and Rachel Griffiths are being wasted on this show when they could best be used somewhere else. And Sally Field gets nominated every year. I hate it. I really, really hate it.

Though their Southern accents are horrendous, I enjoy both Anna Paquin and Kyra Sedgwick in their roles. Mariska Hargitay usually takes home the award, but I think January Jones stands a pretty good chance due to Mad Men being a critic favorite.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Drama:
Gabriel Byrne - In Treatment
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
Jon Hamm - Mad Men
Hugh Laurie - House
Jonathan Rhys Meyers - The Tudors

I'm sure you all know I'm going to say Michael C. Hall. Love that guy! And he has a lot to celebrate even if he doesn't win. He just married his costar, Jennifer Carpenter, who plays his sister on the show. Kinda gross if you think about it, but they do seem cute together. The two eloped on New Year's Eve and tonight will be their first public appearance together.

Every person nominated in this category is pretty worthy of the win. Jon Hamm has been everyone's favorite this year, especially women, so he's my bet to win. I just hope Jonathan Rhys Meyers doesn't win because he terrifies me. Seriously - sends chills down my spine when he looks in the camera.

Best Television Series - Musical or Comedy:
30 Rock
Californication
Entourage
The Office
Weeds

I hate to say this, but I'm kinda over The Office. What?! The horror! I know. I spent the first few years hoping for nothing but Jim and Pam to get together, but now that they're together, I really don't like their storyline. Everything seems a little forced these days and Michael's nonsense gets more and more out there. Don't get me wrong - I still watch and I still laugh. I just miss the anticipation of yesteryear. Now the biggest disappointment to me this year is most definitely Weeds. What used to be one of the most outrageous yet emotionally realistic shows has turned into a campy nightmare. Nancy and the crew are on the run and trafficking Mexicans in some border town - and where's Conrad?! I miss him! None of it fits Nancy, whose attempt to salvage her previous middle class life by selling drugs didn't seem like too far of a stretch. Now I barely recognize her due to her antics. Disappointing, to say the least.

30 Rock deserves the award and will most likely take it home. I can't imagine any of these other shows winning. The show is nonsensical, but it all makes sense in a weird way. I could do with a few less cameos (I'm talking about you, Jennifer Aniston), but otherwise, it's one of my favorite shows on television.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy:
Christina Applegate - Samantha Who?
America Ferrera - Ugly Betty
Tina Fey - 30 Rock
Debra Messing - The Starter Wife
Mary-Louise Parker - Weeds

Normally I vote for Mary-Louise Parker, but as you read above, definitely not this year! I'm not even sure why she's nominated. And I know I'm not the only person upset with the direction Weeds is going in. I love Christina Applegate as Samantha Who?, but the stand out star to me on that show is Jennifer Esposito as drunken, gold-digging Andrea. She makes me laugh every time. However, we all know the award is going to Tina Fey. Don't confuse Liz Lemon with Sarah Palin, but both are tragic, yet hilarious hot messes in their own ways. Both comedy gold.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy:
Alec Baldwin - 30 Rock
Steve Carell - The Office
Kevin Connolly - Entourage
David Duchovny - Californication
Tony Shaloub - Monk

I don't think any votes will go to anyone but Alec Baldwin. He is my favorite character on 30 Rock besides Kenneth the Page. Baldwin might be crazy in real life, but he fuels that crazy into comedy with Jack Donaghy. While Carell and Shaloub might win over a few people, the award should most definitely go to Alec Baldwin.

Damn, there are a lot of categories for The Golden Globes. I'm exhausted after using my brain that much on a Sunday. Get pumped for the speeches and the fashion, people! I'll be glued to the TV starting at 6pm today and hoping Seacrest says something stupid upon his pedestal. I hope everyone enjoys and I can't wait to see who wins!

Slumdog Millionaire: A Must See!

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:12:00 +0000

Hello everyone! I had the great pleasure of recently seeing Slumdog Millionaire, which you may have heard of through all the internet buzz. It tells the story of Jamal and his rise from the slums of India to fame and fortune. Though he doesn't care about the fame or the fortune - he only cares about one thing... A girl named Latika. He meets Latika when escaping the slums as a young child and he believes it is their destiny to be together. Through tragedy, violence, and many years apart, Jamal still believes he and Latika will live a long, romantic life together. Believing she is watching the show, he goes on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" and does the unthinkable on by getting all of the questions right, and must prove whether or not he is cheating to the Indian authorities.

This isn't your typical Titanic-unrealistic-love-occurs-during-tragedy kind of film. These people go through some really shitty situations (and in one case, that's literal), but the movie still manages to provide laughs as well as a heart warming feeling. I highly recommend it for anyone - it's so good! You must see it!!! It's sure to be nominated for numerous awards. Make sure when you go, stick around for the Bollywood dancing during the credits! And the soundtrack is good, too - I'm not usually a fan of Indian music, but there's even a different rendidtion of M.I.A.'s "Paper Planes" that's a nice new spin on the summer hit. The soundtrack just hit iTunes today and will be available in stores next week. While you're debating what movie to see this holiday season, keep in mind that this is my pick! You're sure to enjoy it!

Bethenny Goes Moroccan!

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:27:00 +0000

Luckily, Pop Guru got an invite to the "Moroccan Style" party tonight, hosted by the "Real Housewife of New York City" herself, Bethenny Frankel. The party showcased the work of several Moroccan caftan designers and musicians. Bethenny welcomed the crowd wearing a beautiful caftan designed just for her and introduced the models, which included "America's Next Top Model"'s Fatima and "Make Me a Supermodel"'s Holly. All "Real Housewives of New York City" were in attendance, except Ramona Singer (where was she?? too good for this? hmm...) Everyone's favorite codependent couple, Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen, were of course shadowing each other throughout the entire event. But the real standout was Countess Luann De Lesseps, who looked absolutely fabulous from head-to-toe in her purple skin-tight dress. She could continue modeling for the rest of her life the way she keeps herself looking unbelievably gorgeous! The event was a hit, including Bethenny's "Skinny Girl Moroccan" specially-made drinks, which were delish! Gotta love that Skinny Girl!

Pete Wentz Opens a New Bar in Time for Baby!

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:56:00 +0000

Pop Guru has the exclusive gossip on Pete Wentz's recent bar opening. Pete opened the newest location of his bar Angels & Kings in Barcelona (the third location, also in New York and Chicago) at the ME Barcelona Hotel. Pete and his boys from Fall Out Boy performed hits like Thanks for the Memories, Beat It, and Dance Dance for a huge gathering for their Spanish fans, then partied well into the wee hours of the night. At one point, Pete even scaled the rafters, dangled above crowd, and dazzled all of the fans!!! Unfortunately, hot mama-to-be Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was nowhere to be seen as she is expected to give birth basically any minute now!

Following the opening of Angels & Kings, Pete and crew began their European tour for their latest album "Folie a Deux". Make sure you pick up a copy of the album when it hits stores November 4!

PatheticGrrl43 Finally Hits YouTube!

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:12:00 +0000

Sweet Dee and Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" were looking for a way to get famous a few episodes ago, resulting in the creation of PatheticGrrl43. Dee creates a video diary which Charlie finds, then exploits by putting on YouTube. Well, the folks at "Sunny" have finally put it up on YouTube for real and I have posted one of the videos above for your enjoyment. Hopefully Dee's hair won't recede any further, but I'm guessing with her luck, she will continue to live up to the name PatheticGrrl43. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is on FX every Thursday at 10pm - don't forget to tune in!!

P.S. Congrats to Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney who got hitched a couple of weekends ago!!!

"Kath & Kim" - Not Worth the Hype

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:17:00 +0000

A fan of all things British, Australian, or Kiwi (wink, wink Jemaine), naturally I was ecstatic when I heard that the Australian show "Kath & Kim" was getting an American remake for the fall TV season. While I generally can't stand Selma Blair, I assumed pairing her with Molly Shannon might make her a little less annoying and half of a comedy powerhouse. However, I was wrong.

"Kath & Kim" is now available to watch on Yahoo! or you can download the pilot episode for free on iTunes. I downloaded it and watched it on my iPhone whilst wheezing on the elliptical machine at my gym. The best way for me to forget that I'm torturing my body is to watch comedy shows on my iPhone while I'm exercising. My staples: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and "Samantha Who?". When I realized I could get the pilot of "Kath & Kim" for free, I was giddy with excitement as I have been anticipating it's arrival for months now. But it didn't really result in the laughter blackout I was prepared for.

"Kath & Kim" tells the story of a mother and daughter, Molly Shannon and Selma Blair (MS is actually only 8 years older than SB in real life), who have an extremely dysfucntional relationship and have yet to realize the early 90's are over. They dress in horrendous outfits usually consisting of ill-fitting spandex and generally act like children, especially Kim. But spandex can only get you so many laughs before you start wondering when something funny is going to happen. Kim leaves her husband because he wants her to do stuff, like microwave dinner every once in a while. Kath is dating a sandwich artist. And...... that's about it. I was greatly disappointed that this is all the show had to offer. I know the physical comedy of her Mary Katherine Gallagher days are long behind us, but I was expecting more of Molly Shannon. Selma Blair has absolutely perfected the whiny brat character she plays in every film and was obviously the inspiration for Meredith Grey. She just annoyed me as usual, so bravo on that note for living up to my expectations!

It's just the pilot, and pilots are usually the worst episodes of an entire series. I wasn't so sure about "30 Rock" when I saw that pilot either, but I've since fallen in love with Liz Lemon and the antics of the crew at "TGS". So don't take my word for it... Give "Kath & Kim" a chance when it premieres on NBC Thursday night at 8:30pm. I'm going to keep watching... for now. If after three episodes it has still yet to impress, I'll give it the kiss of death (remove it from the DVR). I had higher hopes for this much hyped show, but I think we might be better off trying to find episodes online of the original version from the Outback.

Photo: via thebiz.fancast.com

Emmy Awards Tonight at 8pm!

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:15:00 +0000

It’s that time of year again. Fall is on its way, the leaves are changing, and the red carpet is rolling out for a long award season. So exciting!!! I have feelings of bliss overwhelming me just knowing that in a few hours time The Emmys will start, I will be able to use my magnificent gift of sight and wit to judge every dress that walks down that red carpet. It just makes me so happy! I’m watching the E! Preshow as we speak, and I feel it necessary to share with the masses that Ryan Seacrest is not that tall. He is most definitely standing on a platform. Oh, Napoleon…

Anywho, what’s an awards show without Pop Guru’s opinions? So I thought I would go for the usual format of who I think should win followed by who will actually win. You can see the full list of nominees here. Please to enjoy…

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series:
Tina Fey, “30 Rock”
Christina Applegate, “Samantha Who?”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus,”The New Adventures of Old Christine”
America Ferrera, “Ugly Betty”
Mary-Louise Parker, “Weeds”

Who Should Win: Tina Fey. I thoroughly enjoy watching the neurotic Liz Lemon every Thursday for two reasons: 1) She’s hysterical. 2) Her terrifying level of craziness makes me feel a little less crazy, so it’s like a 30 minute self-help session for me. And all I had to do was pay for my cable bill.

My vote would have normally gone to Mary-Louise Parker in the years past, but “Weeds” has really gone in the shitter these last two seasons and I’m almost at my breaking point. Will I watch next season? Yes, but it may be my last… Christina Applegate is funny (a tad campy) on “Samantha Who?”, however, she doesn’t beat Tina. I absolutely despise that “Old Christine” show and would rather drive pencils into my eyes than watch that, so Julia Louis-Dreyfus does not get my vote. I don’t watch “Ugly Betty”, but I kinda want America Ferrera to win so Maria Menonous can hurl insults at her again on live television. What a great moment in history that was.

Who Will Win: Most likely Tina. Whoop whoop! Here’s to you, Lemon!

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series:
Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”
Tony Shalhoub, “Monk”
Lee Pace, “Pushing Daisies”
Steve Carell, “The Office”
Charlie Sheen, “Two and a Half Men”

Who Should Win: Alec Baldwin. He may be batshit crazy in real life, but that man is gold on the screen. He delights as Jack Donaghey and man, does he do an amazing impression of the cast of “Good Times”! My next vote would go to Steve Carell, who still manages to make me laugh as Michael Scott.

Who Will Win: Alec – expect “30 Rock” to take home most of the awards! And as far as Supporting Actor is concerned, it’s Neil Patrick Harris’ year to shine! He better take home the award for his hysterical portrayal of Barney on “How I Met Your Mother”.

Special mention: I wish Charlie Day from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” was nominated. That little guy deserves an award for his stellar dance moves as Green Man. Simply amazing!

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series:
Sally Field, “Brothers & Sisters”
Glenn Close, “Damages”
Mariska Hargitay, “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”
Holly Hunter, “Saving Grace”
Kyra Sedgwick, “The Closer”

Who Should Win: Hmmm… This is a tough one. “Brothers & Sisters” is an absolutely terrible show. I just have a hard time looking at Calista Flockhart’s face for an hour. It hurts my eyes. I really like both Holly Hunter (who is scarily skinny in person, by the way) and Kyra Sedgwick, but I have to say my vote goes to Mariska. I never tire of watching “Law & Order: SVU”, until I remember that I live in NYC and it freaks me out. Mariska was just being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest and I love her tangerine dress! Not many people could pull off that color.

Who Will Win: I don’t know, but I’m guessing Glenn Close. She seems to win lots of awards, so why not this one?

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series:
James Spader, “Boston Legal”
Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad”
Michael C. Hall, “Dexter”
Hugh Laurie, “House”
Gabriel Byrne, “In Treatment”
Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”

Who Should Win: It’s no secret that my vote goes to Michael C. Hall. He is phenomenal as Dexter Morgan and has been robbed every other time he has been nominated. No way is Hugh Laurie better than Michael! Don’t be fooled by that British accent! And that’s saying a lot for me. I think that’s the first time I have ever chosen something American over something British. Ever. Although, I watched a few episodes of “Breaking Bad” and Bryan Cranston really did a great job as a terminally ill chemistry teacher desperately trying to make money for his family by selling crystal meth. It’s nice to see Bryan do so well in a dramatic role because I really didn’t think he was capable of doing anything but comedy after “Malcolm in the Middle”.

Who Will Win: Maybe Michael C. Hall will actually go home with the gold this year. But Hugh Laurie typically wins awards and the masses are obsessed with”Mad Men” so Jon Hamm has a good chance.

Outstanding Comedy Series:
“30 Rock”
“Curb Your Enthusiasm”
“Entourage”
“The Office”
“Two and a Half Men”

Who Should Win: “30 Rock”! It really is one of the funniest shows on television. But I’m a little worried about the mass quantity of guest stars. When you bring Oprah on your show, you’re pretty much asking for her to take over as Executive Producer and add it to her pursuit for world domination. Damn you, Oprah!

Who Will Win: “30 Rock”. But maybe “The Office”. I love “The Office”, but I don’t think it’s as funny now as it was in the beginning. Maybe Ricky Gervais had it right when he ended the UK version after two seasons.

Outstanding Drama Series:
“Boston Legal”
“Damages”
“Dexter”
“House”
“Lost”
“Mad Men”

Who Should Win: Um, I’m sorry but I had no idea “Boston Legal” was still on television. Will William Shatner ever take a break? Geez! Please don’t let this show win! I’ve watched it several times and I have no idea why it keeps getting nominated. Make it stop. My vote most certainly goes to “Lost”. That show manages to keep me glued to my TV screen for an hour and then I spend the entire next week trying to figure out what is going to happen. It’s got thousands of websites and communities of Losties devoted to it and continues to shock and amaze week to week. They even have special commercials that play during the broadcasts that give clues into the Dharma Initiative. It just amazes me how interactive this show is. “Lost” should definitely take home the gold, but if not “Lost”, “Dexter” comes in at a close second.

Who Will Win: “Mad Men” is the new favorite of all the critics, so I’m pretty sure this one will win. It’s been on my Netflix Queue under “Very Long Wait” so I have no idea when I will ever be able to watch it! One day!

So there’s my thoughts on the nominees. I’ve been watching the celebs pour in and judging their every move. America Ferrera should not be wearing that blood red lipstick! Ah! Seacrest is butchering these interviews and Marcia Cross looks like a Magnolia Bakery cupcake. Woohoo – Denis Leary is being interviewed now and he needs my full attention. Enjoy the show!!!

Oh and as an added treat, celebrity sighting of the weekend: Kirsten Dunst walking around SoHo at Houston and MacDougal with some hipster boy (and no, it wasn't Justin Long). Also, two girls from last year's reality show "Fashionista Diaries" were boozing at the beer garden in Astoria.

Matthew Broderick - Minus a Bracelet

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:06:00 +0000

Reports have been circulating all summer that Matthew Broderick had quite the affair with a 25 year old youth counselor while Sarah Jessica Parker was filming Sex and the City: The Movie. Apparently he met the redheaded mistress in a Manhattan bar and began a four-month long relationship with the woman, who nicknamed him "Matty Cakes" - gag. Sources say MB and SJP are trying to work it out for little James Wilkie. The two have been seen wearing white unity bracelets as part of their efforts to fix their marriage.

However, Pop Guru and a friend went for a brunch on this lovely sunny Sunday and Matthew happened to walk by after a trip to the local Citarella. Matthew was most definitely NOT wearing his white unity bracelet... Hmmmm... What does this mean? Are SJP and MB no longer trying to make it work? Is SJP out of town and that gives him an excuse to take off the dumb bracelet? Or does he simply just not care? I'm just baffled that someone would find him sexually irresistible enough to actually commit adultery with him. SJP's basically paying the bills with SatC and her stinky perfumes, so why would Matthew try to screw over his meal ticket? Shame, shame. What happened to you, Ferris Bueller?

Also spotted this weekend, Natalie Portman and Lauren Hutton dining at Bar Pitti (at separate times). Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou walked around in the West Village with little Aoki Lee on Friday. Debbie Matenopoulos ate at Da Silvano with friends on Saturday. Seth Meyers looking like he had just rolled out of bed strolling down 7th Avenue.

Photo: Splash

Kendra Wilkinson in Cabo

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:28:00 +0000

A friend sent me information regarding Kendra Wilkinson's recent vacation and I'm just finally getting around to posting it. Sorry for the delay, but here it is... Finally!

She says, "Kendra Wilkinson, and her Playboy friends, Brittany Binger (Miss June 2007) & Sara Underwood (2007’s Playmate of the Year), just returned to LA from indulging in a relaxing vacation at ME Cabo in Los Cabos.

They spent a good amount of time lounging on the balcony and in the hot tub of their Presidential Suite. They also drank beer and munched on guacamole poolside on the daybeds adjacent to ME Cabo's Nikki Beach. Before leaving, the girls indulged in the resort’s signature Roses and Champagne massage at Yhi Spa. Kendra was astounded that ME Cabo served watermelon juice at their Passion Club Restaurant & Lounge. She’d never been anywhere that served watermelon juice!

Also, contrary to all the hot gossip going on right now about Kendra feuding with Hef’s other girlfriends, Holly and Bridget, I can personally attest that the rumors all false. I was with Kendra all week, and she had nothing but positive things to say about her fellow mansion-mates. She was texting them while she was there to tell them what a blast she was having! Take that, Page Six!"

Here are some exclusive pictures from the trip...

Celebrity Oasis - "Spaced" Screening in NYC

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:48:00 +0000

Tonight I had the privilege of attending the screening and Q&A session for the DVD release of the British series "Spaced". I can't even remember how I found out about it. Various trollings of my favorite blogs and IMDb stalkage, I'm sure. But as soon as I did, I knew I had to go. Being the good friend that I am, I forced my friend Amy to stand in line for many hours in the sweltering New York heat while I slaved away at work so we could gain entry into the screening. Side note: Are you there, God? It's me, Pop Guru. Please stop boiling the earth. Amen. Anywho, most of you know my unhealthy obsession with the Brits... And by unhealthy, I mean completely believing that I am actually British and choosing to speak as much as possible with a British accent and saying things like "wanker" and "bollocks". One of the many British things that I am obsessed with is Simon Pegg. He just makes me giggle like a school girl. In the show "Spaced", Simon and Jessica Hynes play two best friends who have to pretend to be in a relationship to get a really cheap flat (that's an apartment to you Americans). The show has never been available in America, thus the DVD release (tomorrow, July 22) and subsequent tour to promote the DVD release.

I met Amy and the hundreds of hipsters standing in the blazing heat in East Village around 6pm. Shortly after this, I hear screaming and we turn around to a limo driving by and Simon Pegg hanging out the window waving and screaming to his fans. Then he and Jessica proceeded to walk down the line of fans and high five them, take pictures, etc. Now how many actors, especially someone who has escalated in celebrity like Simon since "Spaced", would spend time greeting their fans in such an exuberant fashion, truly excited to see them? No one. It was such a fantastic sight to see. And of course, I giggled like the bashful little girl I am as I got a high ten (that's right... double high five) from Simon! I mean, it's the least he could do after I got a maximum of 4 people to see Shaun of the Dead. You're welcome for all of that revenue, Simon.

We were finally ushered inside to the air conditioning and got to watch three episodes of "Spaced" that were voted fan favorites. From what I've read since I even heard about the show a month ago, it was sort of the "Arrested Development" of Britian with a cult following and undying praise for the series. I have to say, even without being a Brit (I can't believe I just admitted that), I found it extremely funny and definitely worth a watch. The people in the audience that were fans screamed at their favorite scenes and clapped for their favorite pop culture references. After the screening, Simon, Jessica, and Edgar Wright (director of "Spaced" and Shaun of the Dead) sat down to answer questions regarding the series. It was fun to see them recall the filming of their favorite scenes and just goof off together like old friends. Then they all went about their merry way after graciously allowing the audience to pick their brains.

Afterwards, we were leaving the theater and I gasped as I saw Bill Hader of "Saturday Night Live" standing outside the exit taking pictures with fans. Then I nearly fainted as I realized, PAUL RUDD WAS WITH HIM! I have searched high and low for Paul Rudd since the age of 12, and fate finally brought us together tonight, my friends. I mean, I even rented Over My Dead Body for him. They wouldn't even torture prisoners with that movie it's so horrible, but I suffered through it for Paul. I did get to take this picture with him and about half of my face made it in. That's Amy hogging my one true love. Although, I will say Paul seemed very annoyed but did take pictures with about a hundred people - which I'm sure he has to do everywhere he goes.

Bill Hader was extremely excited to take pictures with fans and was a very nice guy. Funny story... When I worked at Bravo, I was so mesmerized when I saw Bill one day in 30 Rock that I couldn't get my key card to work so I kept slamming my body into the door as I tried to open it... With Bill watching every move I made. Very embarrassing. But needless to say, he was a gentleman tonight and didn't bring up that very significant moment in his life.

Also there was Joe Lo Truglio, one of the cast members of "The State". "The State" was an amazing sketch show in the early 90's that came on after "Beavis and Butthead". I wasn't allowed to watch "Beavis and Butthead" but I would race to the TV to watch "The State" immediately after. I was like 10 or something at the time, but memory served me well and I had a flashback in college to that wonderful show. I became obsessed with it again and began researching everything I could, watching old scenes on YouTube, and forcing all my friends to watch Wet Hot American Summer on repeat. After stammering "I'm such a huge fan of 'The State' and Wet Hot American Summer," Joe excitedly responded "very cool" and obliged with my need to take a picture with him. Below is my picture with Joe and you can see Matt Stone from "South Park" in the background.

It was very clear that they were all friends just hanging out and attending the screening. I felt my heart pounding out of my chest as so many of my worlds collided tonight. It was an unbelievable experience. After going so long without seeing celebrities, my celebrity drought has ended!!! Here's to my finally finding my celebrity oasis in the middle of Manhattan!

So go rent "Spaced" tomorrow! Like you have anything else to do...

The Spawn of Gayken

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:39:00 +0000

In the past few months that I've been away from Pop Guru, little has slipped by me. I've still kept up with all the latest news - Miley Cyrus' skankified Vanity Fair pics, Lindsay Lohan's lesbian affair (ahem, old news), Britney Spears' tropical vacay with Mel Gibson, even Melissa Joan Hart's potty training troubles (why People insists on constantly updating us on her life is beyond me) - but none of this inspired my usual rants and raves. However, that has been put to an end today.

My friends, today is the day that I found out some horrifying news that shook me to my very core. News so shocking that it had the power to wake me from my blogging slumber. Prepare yourselves because what I'm about to say will undoubtedly cause you to run screaming for the hills. Are you sitting down? You should really sit down. Ok... Here goes... Clay Aiken has... wait for it... impregnated a woman. Ahhhhh!!! I know! I couldn't believe it either. I can practically feel the chills tingling down your spine at this very moment.

When I first saw the headline "Clay Aiken to Be a Dad", a million thoughts ran through my mind. Gayken is going to be a father? How is this so?! He has never even kissed a woman, for goodness sakes, much less gotten excited enough to impregnate one! This cannot be so. So I click upon the link only to see... BLOCKED!!! Nooooooooooo!!!! My employer had blocked the site that was my yellow brick road to this juicy Emerald City of gossip! What is a girl to do? Oh, the horror!

Luckily, People finally updated their site with the news and I was able to stop hyperventilating. Turns out Gayken has sperminated his dear friend and music producer Jaymes Foster. Wait... What?! I know Gayken could never sleep with a woman (you know what I'm talking about, Tom Cruise), so how did he impregnate a man named Jaymes? I'm so confused! Is this the pregnant man we keep hearing so much about on "Oprah"? Actually, it is a woman named Jaymes (interesante...) that is just a friend wanting to have a child with Gayken - no strings attached. Reps still made no comment on Gayken's sexuality (honestly, why bother?). The little bundle of joy is due in August. Do you need any help coming up with names, Gayken? I'm really good at that. For a girl, I suggest Barbra or Liza. Maybe Judy. Oh, or even Cher! I'm thinking if it's a boy you should call him Rock. Or perhaps Neil Patrick Harris. Yes, that's it! We shall call him NPH Gayken, Jr. Beautiful... Just beautiful...

And while I'm sharing happy news, I thought you might like to know some other joyous news I recently found out. My Sunday nights have been so terribly boring these past couple of months with no "Rock of Love" to look forward to. Sunday around 9pm only brought a dark void in my life and a reminder that Bret Michaels had found love with Ambre and there was nothing I could do to tear them apart in hopes of another season. But someone must have heard my prayers because VH1 has decided to produce "Rock of Love Girls: Charm School"!! Groupie lovers rejoice because we've got a whole season of Bret's girls getting whipped into shape - with Sharon Osbourne on hand to teach them some manners. Which just bewilders me because isn't this Mrs. Manners the same lady that threw a ham through her neighbor's window for being too loud? But I digress. Nothing can get in the way of the pure bliss I feel. I can hear the faint chants of people across America shouting, "Bring Daisy back! Bring Daisy back!" More FACE TIME! with Peyton! This is just too amazing for words. Oh, man. I can't wait!!! I'm already planning my premiere party.

Academy Awards Fashion Coverage

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:08:00 +0000

It's so late and I'm oh so tired, so sorry to make this brief. But I didn't want to disappoint you and leave you hanging without knowing what I thought about last night's fashion. So here goes...

Worst Dressed:

Cate Blanchett - I'm probably going to get torn apart for this, but this is a hideous dress. She looks like a giant eggplant - and no, I'm not making fun of the fact that she is knocked up. Pregnant or not, this dress would still get my vote for worst dressed.

Penelope Cruz - It's no secret that I despise Penelope. How long have you been in America? It's about time to learn a little English. And how many times can she wear this same silhouette? Every damn time she wears a strapless dress with some sort of feather assortment. Get a new stylist and a speech coach.

Nicole Kidman - The Ice Princess stayed true to her nickname by wearing every diamond that ever existed with this dress. She could have down-played that just a smidge. And when she went to present, the necklace was drapped around her left breast. Was that on purpose, Nicole? You were just trying to show off your new boob, weren't you?

Anne Hathaway - I mean, leave the garden at home. Train wreck upon her shoulder.

Daniel Day-Lewis - Lose the earrings, Captain Jack Sparrow.

Best Dressed:

Cameron Diaz - As much as I hate to admit because I loathe Cameron with a passion, I actually like this ensemble. I can feel my dignity being stripped away by the second.

Marion Cotillard - There have been mixed reviews of this dress. Some people say she looked like a fish. But I really liked it! It fit her perfectly and if I could squeeze my ass into that dress, I would have worn it, too.

Katherine Heigl - Love the dress, hate the hair. Did Ken Paves get a hold of her? Really girl - how about drink the juice, Shelby, because that hair looks like it came straight out of Steel Magnolias. But awesome dress!

Heidi Klum - This dress is fabulous! Heidi rocked it.

Keri Russell - Absolutely love it!!!!! I'll be taking this picture next time I get my hair done to get this cute do. I love this girl. Love the dress. Love the hair. Love the jewels. She gets the ultimate best dressed award!

And now for my special awards...

What the F are you doing at the Oscars? Award:

Miley Cyrus - She annoys the crap out of me. Why were you at the Oscars? Victoria Beckham may as well have shown up if you were there. Paula Abdul - sure, come on down. We're so glad you could make it, Raven Symone. Why don't you just send out an invite to every asshole in Hollywood? Geez, I can't wait until she starts drinking.

Most Awkward and Inappropriate Moment Award:
Who else could this go to but Ryan Seacrest? I didn't see Maria Menounos anywhere so she must have sent her questions to Seacrest in advance. When he asked Jessica Alba if she was going to breastfeed her baby, Dick Clark rolled over in his grave. Wait, I think he is still alive. Regardless, he at least vomited over the tragic reality that his legacy is being shit on by Seacrest.

Photos: People.com

And the Oscar goes to...

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:09:00 +0000

The most important night of the year is finally here, ladies and gents. And I have dragged myself out of my black hole of blogdom to share with you devoted Pop Guru fans my picks for the Oscar winners. You didn't think I was going to let this event go by and not give you my two cents? Please, the Guru wouldn't do you like that! I just finished watching Michael Clayton to fulfill my third year of seeing each film nominated for Best Picture. I love this night! The dresses, the jewelry, the awards, the celebs, the speeches. Only a few speeches have ever brought me to tears over the past 24 years. I wonder if anyone will move me so much tonight. Never fear though... My Oscar speech has been prepared since I was eight years old. One day you will finally get to hear it.

Ok people, you know the drill. I'll give you the rundown of who I think should win, the Guru's Pick if you will, and then I will give you who I believe will actually win. I can't really control who The Academy chooses to be the winner, but I can sure as hell try!

Best Actress in a Supporting Role:
Cate Blanchett, I'm Not There
Ruby Dee, American Gangster
Saoirse Ronan, Atonement
Amy Ryan, Gone Baby Gone
Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton

Guru's Pick: I'm pretty ambivalent about the nominees in this category this year. Unpronouncable First Name Ronan did a really good job in Atonement, and how they found someone to look exactly like her when she grew up is still beyond me. Cate Blanchett is The Academy's absolute favorite and can really do no wrong as far as they are concerned. I feel she will most likely win. I haven't seen I'm Not There because I don't give a shit about Bob Dylan and how can a young black boy be him? I just don't get it. Someone did some serious drugs when they dreamed up that shit. But I hear she did a good job and I don't doubt it. But do I think she should win? I don't know...

Academy's Pick: Probably Cate. But I gotta say I hear Amy Ryan did a phenomonal job in Gone Baby Gone and I can't wait to see it. I've been filling every free minute I had this past week seeing all the movies I hadn't seen in anticipation for the big event tonight, so this one slipped through the cracks. Oh, and quick story about my movie adventures this week. I went immediately after work on Tuesday to see There Will Be Blood because that was the only night I was going to have three free hours to sit in the movie theater. Damn, that was a long movie. They could have shaved at least thirty minutes off that easily. But I digress. As I entered the theater, I saw a pathetic setup for the premiere of that A Raisin in the Sun movie for ABC starring Claire Huxtable and Puff Daddy (or whatever he calls himself these days. I prefer my dad's name for him... Piddy). I went about my merry way and sat for a very long three hours in the dark watching a very depressing There Will Be Blood. As I emerged from the theater, I immediately ran for the bathroom because I had a giant Coke and had to use the restroom like one hour in. And I NEVER get up to go to the bathroom during a movie. Especially an Oscar nominated film. Please. Anywho, I left the bathroom and saw this African American fellow chatting on his cell phone. I think for an instant, "Hey, I know that guy," and I raise my hand slightly as if to wave at my friend. Simultaneously, a rather large African American man got extremely defensive and walked towards me hurriedly as if ready to pounce. Only then did I realize I was attempting to say hello to Piddy and in return, get my ass beat. I just laughed in the bodyguard's face and chuckled all the way home. Good times...

Best Actor in a Supporting Role:
Casey Affleck, The Assasanation of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (OMG, I need to sit down after trying to remember all the words in that title. Who am I trying to kid? I am, of course, sitting down.)
Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson's War
Hal Holbrook, Into the Wild
Tom Wilkinson, Michael Clayton

Guru's Pick: This is the easiest decision I will make regarding tonight's awards. I have never been so terrified of a human being as I was of Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men. One look from him and I was chilled down to my very spine. He is by far the scariest mofo that has ever lived and I will wet my pants if I ever encounter him. No lie. I mean I will be completely unable to control my bladder if I ever catch a glimpse of Javier Bardem. He completely transformed himself into a vicious killer fueled only by a love for money with a strange moralistic way of upholding his promises... Although they were deadly promises. Javier terrified me to my very core. So much so that I was constantly checking out the back window of the cab on the way home in fear I was going to get shot in the back of the head. Trust me, after seeing this movie you'd get that same feeling, too.

Academy's Pick: They are fools, fools I tell you, if they have the audacity to pick anyone but Javier. He deserves this award more than anyone else in this category. However, I have heard rumblings that Hal Holbrook might take home the naked gold man for his role in Into the Wild. I have no idea if he did well in that movie, but I have such fond memories of him growing up when he was Julia Sugerbaker's love Reese Watson on "Designing Women". For this, I'm at least glad he is nominated. Bravo, Hal. But the Oscar still goes to Javier.

Best Actress in a Leading Role:
Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie Christie, Away From Her
Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose
Laura Linney, The Savages
Ellen Page, Juno

Guru's Pick:
I pick Julie Christie. I have not seen Away From Her, but I hear she did a phenomenal job. The film is about a lady who gets Alsheimers and her husband puts her in a nursing home, and she falls in love with another man and her husband can do nothing about it because she is sick and has no idea he exists. Tragic. Very sad. I want to see this movie so bad, but I feel like it will easily make me cry so I have yet to break down and press play. So congrats, Julie. I think you should win.

Academy's Pick: Hell if I know. I mean come on guys, Cate Blanchett... again... for the sequel to Elizabeth? How many movies can we have about that f-ing queen? Why was she so great anyway? Cate could basically film herself going to the bathroom and she would get nominated. Expect that out Summer 2009. Cate Blanchett stars in Number One. Marion Cotillard has become somewhat of Hollywood's newest sweetheart, so she has a fighting chance. Ellen Page is, of course, nominated. I loved Juno, I did. But I just don't know if I feel anything about it should be nominated except for Best Original Screenplay. I really love Laura Linney, but I doubt she will take home the gold. We shall see tonight...

Best Actor in a Leading Role:
George Clooney, Michael Clayton
Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Tommy Lee Jones, In the Valley of Elah
Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises

Guru's Pick: Daniel Day-Lewis. He's been in like seven movies and won awards for every one. He's the modern day King Midas. Whatever he touches turns to gold. I wish I could say Viggo Mortensen because DAMN, he's hot! But that's just not gonna happen. George Clooney did well in Michael Clayton, but he's done that brooding thing too much recently. I mean, Syriana? What the F was that about? Never been more confused in my life. Johnny Depp - no way I was going to pay $12 to see that movie. Call me when it's on DVD.

Academy's Pick: Daniel Day-Lewis. Cate Blanchett and Daniel are the Oscar Dream Team. He plays a psycho well and did a fab job in There Will Be Blood. And who else could start a craze over a quote as stupid as "I drink your milkshake!"? His character was a very cold man obsessed with power and money and wouldn't let anything, even his son, come between him and his oil. Daniel took the man from his most powerful days to his hermit Howard Hughes-like old age and turned him very convincingly into a psycho - yet, is he psycho? These are questions that only Daniel Day-Lewis himself is capable of creating.

And finally, the Oscar goes to...

Best Picture:
Atonement
Juno
Michael Clayton
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood

Guru's Pick: As I said earlier, I have yet again acheived my sad little goal of seeing each film nominated for Best Picture. How else will I be able to make this very important executive decision that so many people rely on? And after much deliberation, I have decided the award should go to........ No Country for Old Men. I loved it! Although I spent much of the movie covering my face with my jacket, I was in awe of how a movie without any music whatsoever could send me into such a state of anticipation. The suspense is unreal. When is Javier going to show up? Who is going to get shot next? Is someone standing around the corner waiting to shoot me with some weird oxygen tank gun thing? OMG - what is about to happen next? That is how I felt the whole movie. And then, it ended. And I was all, what the F? What just happened? It kept me thinking for days. I love thinker films - and hate them at the same time. But a movie that can force me to actually use my brain - well, that's nothing short of a miracle and definitely worthy of the Best Picture Oscar.

Academy's Pick: This will be a duel to the finish between No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood. It all comes down to this, folks. Both are good films, but I felt that No Country for Old Men was definitely the better picture. I wouldn't have made any adjustments to that film at all, yet There Will Be Blood could have definitely been shorter. I'm not complaining about the three hours. I've seen Braveheart more times than I can count and happily sit through three hours of blood and gore with no issues. But There Will Be Blood could have gotten the point across in two and half hours at least. I'm just saying, this small difference is the deciding factor for me. No Country for Old Men deserves that Oscar - you hear me, Academy?

Well, I hope you all enjoyed that. Look forward to Pop Guru's Fashion Coverage some time tomorrow! You better watch tonight! And think about me up on that stage one day...

We Bid You Adieu, Heath

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:03:00 +0000

I would like to share with you a very fond memory. One time after a long day at work, I got a ridiculous nicotine craving and decided to go outside for a breath of fresh air and a cigarette. I was in my pajamas but I thought, "Who am I going to see?" So I began my walk down the five flights of stairs to the street outside my apartment.

I lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, then made a call to my friend Miranda to entertain me for the next few minutes. I stood in front of Bar Pitti, a restaurant below my apartment, to see if I might catch a glimpse of a celeb. I scoped the crowd while I pretended to listen to my friend as she told me the joys of teaching kindergardners, or as I like to call them "Satan's Little Snotty Elves." I happened to notice a man with his back to me. I recognize that ponytail, I thought to myself. Then I suddenly gasped, "Oh my goh, Miranda - THAT'S HEATH LEDGER!!!" I moved to where I could get a good look at that gorgeous face. He was just casually dining with a friend (no sign of Michelle or Matilda). He caught me staring at him and I immediately jerked my head the other way. I then proceeded to fake laugh extremely loudly at everything my friend said just so Heath would glance my way. We stole a few more looks at each other - mine looks of love, his looks of fear at the girl in her pajamas smoking a cigarette and scarily glaring at him while laughing like a madwoman. Finally, I decided to leave him be and huffed and puffed all the way up the stairs just like a giddy schoolgirl.

So after that story, you can imagine my shock when I was informed of Heath's death yesterday. I was also shocked that he was friends with Mary-Kate Olsen, but that's another issue. Varying details are everywhere, all over the internet, newspapers, etc. Must they mention that he stared in A Knight's Tale? I mean, way to kick a man when he's down. That's a horrendous film. Can't they remember him for his more important works, like Lords of Dogtown? Oh yeah, I saw that in the theater. And multiple times since.

Heath's SoHo apartment is only ten blocks from mine and I've yet to venture to that area, but I'm sure it's a mad house. Some of you may think this is morbid, but below are some pictures that WireImage posted of the cops taking him from his house and his apartment building. Maybe that's terrible of me, I don't know, so sorry if you are offended. Also below, an article with a time line of the events before the cops arrived at his house. There have been a lot of rumors swirling around about what went on yesterday, but this New York Times article seems pretty accurate.

The masseuse who discovered the body of Heath Ledger in a Manhattan apartment on Tuesday twice called a friend of his, the actress Mary-Kate Olsen, before calling 911, New York City police officials said on Wednesday. The officials, who provided new details about Mr. Ledger’s death, emphasized that no illegal drugs were found in the apartment and that there were no obvious signs of suicide. Tests on a rolled-up $20 bill that was found in the apartment found no evidence that the bill had been used to handle drugs, they said.

According to the police, around 12:30 p.m. on Tuesday, a housekeeper, Teresa Solomon, arrived at the apartment, at 421 Broome Street in SoHo, to do household chores. At about 1 p.m., she went into Mr. Ledger’s bedroom to change a light bulb in an adjacent bathroom; she found him on the bed face down, with the sheet pulled up to his shoulders, and heard him snoring.

A masseuse, Diana Wolozin, arrived to give Mr. Ledger a massage about 2:45 p.m. At 3 p.m., after Mr. Ledger did not emerge from his bedroom, with the door closed, the masseuse called him on his cellphone but got no answer. She entered the bedroom and saw him lying in bed. She took a massage table out of the closet and began to set it up near his bed. She then went over to him and shook him, but got no response. Using his cellphone, she used a speed-dial button to call Ms. Olsen in California to seek her guidance, knowing Ms. Olsen to be a friend of Mr. Ledger’s.

According to the authorities, Ms. Wolozin told Ms. Olsen that Mr. Ledger was unconscious. Ms. Olsen said she would call some private security people she knew in New York, and hung up. Ms. Wolozin again shook Mr. Ledger, called Ms. Olsen a second time, and said she believed the situation was grave and would call 911.

Ms. Wolozin called 911 at 3:26 p.m. to say that Mr. Ledger was not breathing. The call occurred less than 15 minutes since she had first seen him in bed and only a few moments after the first call to Ms. Olsen. The 911 operator urged Ms. Wolozin to try to revive Mr. Ledger, but Ms. Wolozin’s efforts were not successful.

Emergency medical workers arrived at 3:33 p.m., at almost exactly the same moment as a private security guard summoned by Ms. Olsen. The medical workers moved his body to the floor and then used a defibrillator and CPR, to no avail. Mr. Ledger was pronounced dead at 3:36 p.m. By that point, two other private security guards summoned by Ms. Olsen had arrived, as had police officers.

The police said that all five witnesses — Ms. Solomon, the housekeeper; Ms. Wolozin, the masseuse; and the three private security guards summoned by Ms. Olsen — were fully cooperating with the authorities.

The police conducted tests on a rolled-up $20 bill found in Mr. Ledger’s apartment, but found no evidence that the bill had been used for anything improper. No illegal narcotics or alcohol was found in the apartment. Prescription sleeping pills were found near the body, but it is not known if the medication played a role in his death.

The police said they were looking to examine any surveillance videos from the apartment building and the surrounding area but were also awaiting the results of an investigation by the New York City chief medical examiner. The office conducted an autopsy early Wednesday morning but said that the results were inconclusive and that additional testing was needed.

The death of Mr. Ledger, 28, the Australian-born actor whose breakthrough role as a gay cowboy in the 2005 movie “Brokeback Mountain” earned him a nomination for an Academy Award, has attracted international attention.

Article: New York Times
Photos: WireImage

Lindsay Lohan Poses with Wonder Woman and Catwoman

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:07:00 +0000

Lindsay Lohan posed for a print campaign today in MacArthur Park in Los Angeles with Wonder Woman and Catwoman. I didn't know Lindsay associated with superheroes. Who knew cocaine could fuel superpowers?

Photos: WireImage

T.R. Knight's Next Role: Katherine Heigl's Bridesmaid

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:39:00 +0000

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride, T.R.? T.R. Knight aka George on "Grey's Anatomy" will be standing at the altar alongside BFF Katherine Heigl when she weds musician Josh Kelley on December 23. And I'm sorry to disappoint you, but he will be wearing a tux, not a dress.

Photo: WireImage

Kiefer Sutherland to Spend Some Time in the Slammer

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 00:07:00 +0000

"24" star Kiefer Sutherland once agreed to spend 48 days in jail for his September 25 DUI (his fourth), and he will find out just how much time he will spend behind bars later today. If convicted, he could spend mandatory minimum sentence of four days in jail. Kiefer is in court right now...

UPDATE: Kiefer Sutherland has been sentenced to 48 consecutive days in the Glendale City Jail in California. He surrendered himself to the jail tonight to begin serving his time. He was also sentenced to five years probation, an alcohol education program, and therapy.

It Didn't Take Long for Will Smith to Strip Himself of Smartest in Hollywood Title

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:51:00 +0000

Will Smith is featured on the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly as one of the fifty smartest people in Hollywood. I guess he's not so smart after all. At a press conference in Tokyo for his new movie I Am Legend, Will spilled the ending to the movie. A big star no-no! A producer had to shout out, "Don't give away the ending!" to get Will to stop blabbing like a moron. The press in attendance was asked to keep the ending a secret, but I bet it will only take a day or two for the spoilers to start trickling out into the blogosphere. See for yourself when I Am Legend hits theaters December 14. Here are some pictures from the premiere until then...

Tori Spelling and I Have So Much in Common

noreply@blogger.com (Pop Guru) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:27:00 +0000

You know, like our noses, chests, and blonde hair... All of which are real, no matter what anybody tells you. Actually, Tori Spelling has lost 35 pounds with Nurtisystem after having baby Liam in nine months ago. Wow, Tori - I also use the Nutrisystem program to keep the pounds off! (Although I'm not very religious about it...)

The former "90210" star has been named a spokesperson for Nutrisystem and will be featured in an upcoming national television and print ad campaign. Comedian Ant (the only thing funny about this guy is his hairpiece) and singer Tony Orlando will also be featured in the ad campaign.

Photo: WireImage