<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968</id><updated>2024-09-21T07:51:27.493-04:00</updated><category term="Britney Spears"/><category term="Dancing with the Stars"/><category term="People Mag"/><category term="Daily News"/><category term="TMZ"/><category term="Us Mag"/><category term="Angelina Jolie"/><category term="Brad Pitt"/><category term="ET"/><category term="Holidays"/><category term="Katie Holmes"/><category term="Kevin Federline"/><category term="Lindsay Lohan"/><category term="NBC"/><category term="NY Post"/><category term="National Enquirer"/><category term="OK Mag"/><category term="Oprah Winfrey"/><category term="Tom Cruise"/><category term="Ashley Olsen"/><category term="Ashley Simpson"/><category term="Beyonce"/><category term="Box Office"/><category term="Brad Garrett"/><category term="Brian Williams"/><category term="Broadway"/><category term="Cameron Mathison"/><category term="CelebTV"/><category term="Christina Aguilera"/><category term="Daily Mail"/><category term="Dramatic Video Readings"/><category term="Ebony Mag"/><category term="Elizabeth Hasselbeck"/><category term="Ellen Pompeo"/><category term="Eva Longoria"/><category term="Glamour Mag"/><category term="Governor Eliot Spitzer"/><category term="Grey's Anatomy"/><category term="Halle Berry"/><category term="In Touch"/><category term="Jay-Z"/><category term="Jennifer Aniston"/><category term="Jennifer Hudson"/><category term="Jennifer Lopez"/><category term="Karina Smirnoff"/><category term="Kate Hudson"/><category term="Katherine Heigl"/><category term="Keanu Reeves"/><category term="Keith Urban"/><category term="Lance Armstrong"/><category term="MSNBC"/><category term="MTV"/><category term="Marc Anthony"/><category term="Marie Osmond"/><category term="Mario Lopez"/><category term="Michael Bolton"/><category term="Michael Jackson"/><category term="New York Times"/><category term="News of the World"/><category term="Nicole Kidman"/><category term="Nicolette Sheridan"/><category term="OJ Simpson"/><category term="Owen Wilson"/><category term="Page Six"/><category term="Pam Anderson"/><category term="Paris Hilton"/><category term="Paula Abdul"/><category term="Pete Wentz"/><category term="Prince Harry"/><category term="Rick Salomon"/><category term="Saturday Night Live"/><category term="Shia Lebeouf"/><category term="Stedman"/><category term="Television"/><category term="Teri Hatcher"/><category term="The Office"/><category term="The View"/><category term="Tina Fey"/><category term="Tony Parker"/><category term="Welcome"/><category term="iVillage"/><title type="text">Pop Haiku</title><subtitle type="html">Poetry, haiku and celebrity obsessed hollywood stimulus collide in a bizarre mix of bloggery that that has the red eyed curious asking, "for what do we syllabilize?"

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Fall from grace sells</subtitle><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/" rel="alternate" type="text/html"/><link href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" rel="hub"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25" rel="next" type="application/atom+xml"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" 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width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-6781353880931732930</id><published>2008-06-06T08:59:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-06T09:10:04.602-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Dancing with the Stars"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="iVillage"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Karina Smirnoff"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Mario Lopez"/><title type="text">#46 MARIO LOPEZ AND KARINA SMIRNOFF SPLIT</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/archives/2008/06/dancing-with-the-stars-couple.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/mariokarina.jpg" alt="mariokarina.jpg" border="0" height="TALL" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;takes two to tango&lt;br&gt;the horizontal mambo&lt;br&gt;but one to say bye!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/archives/2008/06/dancing-with-the-stars-couple.html" target="_blank"&gt;(Source iVillage Daily Blabber: Dancing With the Stars Couple Split)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6781353880931732930/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/6781353880931732930" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/6781353880931732930" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/6781353880931732930" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2008/06/46-mario-lopez-and-karina-smirnoff.html" rel="alternate" title="#46 MARIO LOPEZ AND KARINA SMIRNOFF SPLIT" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-946818751761156587</id><published>2008-05-12T14:03:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-12T14:17:09.656-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Daily Mail"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Kate Hudson"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Owen Wilson"/><title type="text">#45 OWEN WILSON &amp; KATE HUDSON ENGAGED?</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="URL" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/HudsonWilsonG_468x696.jpg" alt="Daily Mail Pic" border="0" height="178" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;summer girl dumps boy&lt;br&gt;boy cuts wrists and girl returns&lt;br&gt;don't have second thoughts!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=565663" target="_blank"&gt;(Source Daily Mail: Owen Wilson to wed Kate Hudson - a year after he 'tried to kill himself' when she dumped him)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/946818751761156587/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/946818751761156587" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/946818751761156587" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/946818751761156587" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2008/05/45-owen-wilson-kate-hudson-engaged.html" rel="alternate" title="#45 OWEN WILSON &amp; KATE HUDSON ENGAGED?" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-4868896044983499499</id><published>2008-04-07T12:05:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T12:12:41.082-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Beyonce"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Daily News"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jay-Z"/><title type="text">#44 BEYONCE AND JAY-Z MARRY</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/04/07/2008-04-07_mary_j_beyonce_jayz_are_married.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/04/07/amd_beyoncejayz.jpg" alt="caption" border="0" height="164" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;no photos, no press&lt;br&gt;i do say, they did it right&lt;br&gt;just crazy in love&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/04/07/2008-04-07_mary_j_beyonce_jayz_are_married.html" target="_blank"&gt;(Source NY Daily News: Mary J.: Beyonce, Jay-Z are married)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4868896044983499499/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/4868896044983499499" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link 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width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-2921717351977736465</id><published>2008-03-11T10:54:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T16:50:59.777-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Governor Eliot Spitzer"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="NY Post"/><title type="text">#43 GOVERNOR SPITZER LIKES TO PAY</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;ANOTHER LUV GOV&lt;br&gt;HE NAILED HOOKERS IN TWO WAYS&lt;br&gt;HYPOCRISY REIGNS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="vxFlashPlayer9682" width="416" height="410" &gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://publish.vx.roo.com/nypost/viral/flashembed/" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="noScale" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="windowed" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="vxTemplate=http://publish.vx.roo.com/nypost/viral/VideoWindowViral.swf&amp;amp;vxSiteId=b0debab1-419e-413a-bc36-ecb11d2ff4f8&amp;amp;vxChannel=NY Post&amp;amp;vxClipId=1458_251393&amp;amp;vxClickToPlay=clip&amp;amp;vxTint=&amp;amp;vxServerBase=&amp;amp;vxBitrate=700&amp;amp;vxCore=http://publish.vx.roo.com/nypost/viral/vxCore.swf&amp;amp;" /&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://publish.vx.roo.com/nypost/viral/flashembed/" width="416" height="410" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullscreen="true" quality="high" scale="noScale" wmode="windowed" flashvars="vxTemplate=http://publish.vx.roo.com/nypost/viral/VideoWindowViral.swf&amp;amp;vxSiteId=b0debab1-419e-413a-bc36-ecb11d2ff4f8&amp;amp;vxChannel=NY Post&amp;amp;vxClipId=1458_251393&amp;amp;vxClickToPlay=clip&amp;amp;vxTint=&amp;amp;vxServerBase=&amp;amp;vxBitrate=700&amp;amp;vxCore=http://publish.vx.roo.com/nypost/viral/vxCore.swf&amp;amp;" align="center"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com" target="_blank"&gt;(Source: NY POST "HO NO!")&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/2921717351977736465/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/2921717351977736465" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/2921717351977736465" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/2921717351977736465" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2008/03/43-governor-spitzer-likes-to-pay.html" rel="alternate" title="#43 GOVERNOR SPITZER LIKES TO PAY" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-376501380147656538</id><published>2008-01-17T12:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-17T12:44:43.968-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Britney Spears"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Us Mag"/><title type="text">#42 BRITNEY'S STALKERS</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/brits_wild_tuesday_night_two_am_shopping_spree_british_accent_and_no_pants" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.usmagazine.com/files/brit_blog_144.jpg" alt="US Magazine" border="0" height="372" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;grocery wardrobe:&lt;br&gt;ripped fishnets, crotch length dress, coat&lt;br&gt;and paparazzi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/brits_wild_tuesday_night_two_am_shopping_spree_british_accent_and_no_pants" target="_blank"&gt;(Source US Magazine: Brit's Wild Wednesday: 2 a.m. Shopping Spree, British Accent and No Pants   )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/376501380147656538/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/376501380147656538" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/376501380147656538" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/376501380147656538" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2008/01/42-britneys-stalkers.html" rel="alternate" title="#42 BRITNEY'S STALKERS" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-5498750674825359508</id><published>2008-01-10T23:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-10T23:31:58.731-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="MSNBC"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="National Enquirer"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Oprah Winfrey"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stedman"/><title type="text">#41 NO WAY TO WILL FOR OPRAH'S STEADMAN</title><content type="html">&lt;table border="1" width="600"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td center="" width="120"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22578526/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080109/080109-oprah-will-hmed5p.hmedium.jpg" alt="MSNBC" border="0" height="90" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;two billion smackers&lt;br&gt;stedman's out of the running&lt;br&gt;WILL you love me now?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22578526/" target="_blank"&gt;(Source MSNBC: Oprah leaves boyfriend Stedman out of her will)&lt;/a&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5498750674825359508/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/5498750674825359508" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/5498750674825359508" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/5498750674825359508" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2008/01/41-no-way-to-will-for-oprahs-steadman.html" rel="alternate" title="#41 NO WAY TO WILL FOR OPRAH'S STEADMAN" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-3688885752144754362</id><published>2008-01-08T10:04:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-08T10:11:22.004-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Keith Urban"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Nicole Kidman"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="People Mag"/><title type="text">#40 Nicole Kidman confirms pregnancy</title><content type="html">&lt;table border="1" width="600"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td center="" width="120"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20168669,00.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/features/magstories/071112/keith_urban3.jpg" alt="people mag" border="0" height="160" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;baby you are lucky&lt;br /&gt;lucky Tom's gone. you don't have ...&lt;br /&gt;l. ron hubbard's sperm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20168669,00.html" target="_blank"&gt;(Source People: Nicole Kidman is Pregnant)&lt;/a&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3688885752144754362/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/3688885752144754362" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/3688885752144754362" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/3688885752144754362" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2008/01/40-nicole-kidman-confirms-pregnancy.html" rel="alternate" title="#40 Nicole Kidman confirms pregnancy" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-6738152678037222713</id><published>2008-01-05T09:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-05T09:42:27.023-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Britney Spears"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Daily News"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Kevin Federline"/><title type="text">#39 Britney in Psych Ward</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/01/05/2008-01-05_britney_spears_dragged_to_psych_ward-4.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/01/05/amd_britz.jpg" alt="popsugar.com" border="0" height="150" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;locked in a psych ward&lt;br&gt;we knew Britney is special&lt;br&gt;but not this "special"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/01/05/2008-01-05_britney_spears_dragged_to_psych_ward-4.html" target="_blank"&gt;(Source Daily News: Britney Spears dragged to psych ward)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6738152678037222713/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/6738152678037222713" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/6738152678037222713" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/6738152678037222713" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2008/01/39-britney-in-psych-ward.html" rel="alternate" title="#39 Britney in Psych Ward" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-8493906762251160503</id><published>2008-01-02T14:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-02T14:42:05.204-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Ashley Simpson"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Page Six"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Pete Wentz"/><title type="text">#38 Page Six dot com is here</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pagesix.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pagesix.com/files/gallery/pete_ashlee_ring.jpg" alt="PageSix.com" border="0" height="146" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;page six dot com's here &lt;br&gt;ashlee simpson is engaged&lt;br&gt;oops ... isn't.  nice try&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pagesix.com/" target="_blank"&gt;(Source PageSix.com: Ashlee Simpson Not Engaged )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8493906762251160503/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/8493906762251160503" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/8493906762251160503" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/8493906762251160503" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2008/01/38-page-six-dot-com-is-here.html" rel="alternate" title="#38 Page Six dot com is here" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-8814493624382084002</id><published>2008-01-01T10:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-01T10:32:55.240-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Holidays"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Katherine Heigl"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Lindsay Lohan"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Paris Hilton"/><title type="text">#37 HAPPY NEW YEAR</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="URL" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nypost.com/seven/01012008/photos/news009a.jpg" alt="NYPost" border="0" height="112" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;heigl's honeymooning&lt;br&gt;li-lo's loose. paris parties &lt;br&gt;happy new year girls &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://wesmirch.com/" target="_blank"&gt;(Source WeSmirch)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8814493624382084002/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/8814493624382084002" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/8814493624382084002" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/8814493624382084002" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2008/01/37-happy-new-year.html" rel="alternate" title="#37 HAPPY NEW YEAR" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-4066896947839411044</id><published>2007-12-26T12:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-26T12:57:16.440-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Halle Berry"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="TMZ"/><title type="text">#36: HALLE BERRY VERY PREGNANT</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/25/halle-berry-very-pregnant/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/12/1224_hallie_berry_inf.jpg" alt="InfDaily.com" border="0" height="201" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;sing Halle - lujah&lt;br&gt;the knocked up knockout's still hot&lt;br&gt;and now Berry big&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/25/halle-berry-very-pregnant/" target="_blank"&gt;(Source TMZ: Halle Berry very pregnant)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/4066896947839411044/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/4066896947839411044" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/4066896947839411044" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/4066896947839411044" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/12/36-halle-berry-very-pregnant.html" rel="alternate" title="#36: HALLE BERRY VERY PREGNANT" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-7956888624821893203</id><published>2007-12-18T12:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-18T12:10:06.862-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Pam Anderson"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Rick Salomon"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="TMZ"/><title type="text">#35: PAM ANDERSON'S ON-AGAIN OFF-AGAIN DIVORCE/MARRIAGE</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20166765,00.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/071231/pamela_anderson.jpg" alt="caption" border="0" height="90" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;two b's with porn flicks&lt;br&gt;is wedded bliss not to b?&lt;br&gt;marriage?!?! let's b real&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/17/pam-and-rick-are-back-on-divorce-is-off/" target="_blank"&gt;(Source TMZ: Pam and Rick Are Back On -- Divorce Is OFF!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/7956888624821893203/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/7956888624821893203" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/7956888624821893203" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/7956888624821893203" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/12/35-pam-andersons-on-again-off-again.html" rel="alternate" title="#35: PAM ANDERSON'S ON-AGAIN OFF-AGAIN DIVORCE/MARRIAGE" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-5588424766756299908</id><published>2007-12-13T17:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-13T17:36:21.482-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Eva Longoria"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="People Mag"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Tony Parker"/><title type="text">#34 TONY PARKER CHEATING ON EVA LONGORIA?</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165931,00.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070820/parker_longoria180.jpg" alt="caption" border="0" height="90" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Quote: 'I love my wife'&lt;br&gt;Quote two: 'I'm at the hotel'&lt;br&gt;Quote three: 'The Doghouse!'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165931,00.html" target="_blank"&gt;(Source People: Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Smack Down Rumors of Affair)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5588424766756299908/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/5588424766756299908" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/5588424766756299908" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/5588424766756299908" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/12/34-tony-parker-cheating-on-eva-longoria.html" rel="alternate" title="#34 TONY PARKER CHEATING ON EVA LONGORIA?" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-3191068891562735811</id><published>2007-12-05T11:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-05T11:49:59.555-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Teri Hatcher"/><title type="text">#33 Teri Hatcher gets lip service</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071205/ap_en_tv/people_teri_hatcher" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071204/capt.sge.gsm95.041207233959.photo00.photo.default-338x512.jpg?x=180&amp;y=272&amp;sig=iCgPnvZwDs3lrCs2aMCRyw--" alt="A cosmetics company is suing US actress Teri Hatcher, pictured September 2007, for two million dollars, accusing her of breaking an advertising contract by promoting a rival brand's lip gloss, according to court documents released Tuesday.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Astrid Stawiarz )" border="0" height="181" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;she desperately plumped&lt;br&gt;but not with her hydroderm&lt;br&gt;now they say 'kiss this'!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071205/ap_en_tv/people_teri_hatcher" target="_blank"&gt;(Source AP:  Teri Hatcher sued over lip gloss deal )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3191068891562735811/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/3191068891562735811" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/3191068891562735811" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/3191068891562735811" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/12/33-teri-hatcher-gets-lip-service.html" rel="alternate" title="#33 Teri Hatcher gets lip service" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-3375751163930403633</id><published>2007-12-04T15:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-04T15:32:02.095-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Paula Abdul"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Tina Fey"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Us Mag"/><title type="text">#32 TINA FEY DISSES PAULA ABDUL</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/tina_fey_says_paula_abdul_was_awful_as_i_snl_i_guest_host_0" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.usmagazine.com/files/tina_blog_0.jpg" alt="Tina Fey and Paula Abdul" border="0" height="93" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;a rare honest star&lt;br&gt;the idol judge is a nut&lt;br&gt;yea! for fey, truth teller&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/tina_fey_says_paula_abdul_was_awful_as_i_snl_i_guest_host_0" target="_blank"&gt;(Source US Magazine: Tina Fey Says Paula Abdul Was 'Awful' As SNL Guest Host  )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/3375751163930403633/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/3375751163930403633" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/3375751163930403633" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/3375751163930403633" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/12/32-tina-fey-disses-paula-abdul.html" rel="alternate" title="#32 TINA FEY DISSES PAULA ABDUL" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-8810143359766877866</id><published>2007-11-22T23:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-22T23:37:47.768-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Holidays"/><title type="text">#31 CELEBS GIVE THANKS</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11222007/photos/home_sports.jpg" alt="Isiah Washington in the New York Post" border="0" height="63" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;no star turkey news&lt;br&gt;they're quietly getting stuffed&lt;br&gt;happy skanksgiving!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8810143359766877866/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/8810143359766877866" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/8810143359766877866" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/8810143359766877866" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/11/31-celebs-give-thanks.html" rel="alternate" title="#31 CELEBS GIVE THANKS" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-1327192776307899208</id><published>2007-11-16T08:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-16T09:00:32.318-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Lindsay Lohan"/><title type="text">#30 LINDSAY LOHAN SERVES TIME</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11152007/news/nationalnews/lohan_does_time_641604.htm" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11152007/news/nationalnews/11152007_lohan/photo05.jpg" alt="Lohan in NY Post" border="0" height="171" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;84 minutes&lt;br&gt;endanger other drivers&lt;br&gt;and get a free pass&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11152007/news/nationalnews/lohan_does_time_641604.htm" target="_blank"&gt;(Source NY Post: LINDSAY LOHAN DOES TIME)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1327192776307899208/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/1327192776307899208" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/1327192776307899208" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/1327192776307899208" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/11/30-lindsay-lohan-serves-time.html" rel="alternate" title="#30 LINDSAY LOHAN SERVES TIME" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-6112507558892368628</id><published>2007-11-15T11:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-15T11:15:07.817-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Britney Spears"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="OK Mag"/><title type="text">#29 BRITNEY SPEARS CANCELS VIDEO SHOOT?</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://okmagazine.com/news/view/2696" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://okmagazine.com/img/photos/large/4410" alt="Britney at VMAs" border="0" height="210" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;yet one more setback&lt;br&gt;brit's surrounded by drama&lt;br&gt;I'm tired for her&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://okmagazine.com/news/view/2696" target="_blank"&gt;(Source OK! Magazine: OK! Exclusive: Brit Cancels Video Shoot)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6112507558892368628/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/6112507558892368628" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/6112507558892368628" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/6112507558892368628" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/11/29-britney-spears-cancels-video-shoot.html" rel="alternate" title="#29 BRITNEY SPEARS CANCELS VIDEO SHOOT?" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-6705587934514825390</id><published>2007-11-15T11:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-15T11:09:48.933-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Dancing with the Stars"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="ET"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Marie Osmond"/><title type="text">#28 MARIE OSMOND'S SON ENTERS REHAB</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2007/11/55707/index.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.etonline.com/media/video/2007/11/35184/et_mariesonrehab_071114_thumb.jpg" alt="Marie Osmond on ET" border="0" height="74" width="98" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;imagine eight kids&lt;br&gt;passions, mistakes, weaknesses&lt;br&gt;impossible task&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2007/11/55707/index.html" target="_blank"&gt;(Source ETOnline: Marie Osmond Talks to ET about Son's Rehab)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6705587934514825390/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/6705587934514825390" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/6705587934514825390" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/6705587934514825390" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/11/28-marie-osmonds-son-enters-rehab.html" rel="alternate" title="#28 MARIE OSMOND'S SON ENTERS REHAB" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-5685344589782655267</id><published>2007-11-14T10:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-14T10:17:17.900-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Ellen Pompeo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Grey's Anatomy"/><title type="text">#27 ELLEN POMPEO: A GREY'S ANATOMY SECRET MARRIAGE!</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/11/14/the_kindest_cut_of_all/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://a.abc.com/media/primetime/greysanatomy/images/downloads/icons/im1.jpg" alt="Grey Marries in Manhattan" border="0" height="60" width="60" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;ellen says 'i do'&lt;br&gt;grey waffles with McDreamy&lt;br&gt;life isn't TV&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/11/14/the_kindest_cut_of_all/" target="_blank"&gt;(Source Boston.com: 'Grey's' Pompeo quietly ties knot in Big Apple)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boston.com reports that 'Grey's' Ellen Pompeo quietly tied the knot in the Big Apple on Friday with music exec Chris Ivery.  The marriage took play in New York's City Hall, where Mayor Michael Bloomberg served as their witness.</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/5685344589782655267/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/5685344589782655267" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/5685344589782655267" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/5685344589782655267" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/11/27-ellen-pompeo-greys-anatomy-secret.html" rel="alternate" title="#27 ELLEN POMPEO: A GREY'S ANATOMY SECRET MARRIAGE!" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-1688416573307536284</id><published>2007-11-14T09:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-14T09:30:15.505-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Angelina Jolie"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Brad Pitt"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="In Touch"/><title type="text">#26 COULD ANGELINA &amp; BRAD LOSE ZAHARA?</title><content type="html">Celebitchy.com reports that “In Touch” magazine is set to publish an article claiming that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may have to return their adopted daughter, Zahara, because the girl is not an orphan as reported and the birth mother wants her back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/7501/could_angie_brad_lose_zahara/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/s218/celebitchy/novembera/th_losezahara1.jpg" alt="CELEBITCHY" border="0" height="179" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;their good intentions&lt;br&gt;grow the zahara desert&lt;br&gt;mother roulette sucks&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/7501/could_angie_brad_lose_zahara/" target="_blank"&gt;(Source Celebitchy.com: Could Angie &amp; Brad lose Zahara?)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/1688416573307536284/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/1688416573307536284" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/1688416573307536284" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/1688416573307536284" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/11/26-could-angelina-brad-lose-zahara.html" rel="alternate" title="#26 COULD ANGELINA &amp; BRAD LOSE ZAHARA?" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-45809938039163495</id><published>2007-11-14T09:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-14T09:10:38.953-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Cameron Mathison"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Dancing with the Stars"/><title type="text">#25 CAMERON MATHISON OUSTED</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071114/ap_en_tv/tv_dancing_with_the_stars;_ylt=ApiaQcLpb87gL3FLz.up8nhxFb8C" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071114/capt.25fa19b4732948088f961e71b18cfaed.tv_dancing_with_the_stars_ny140.jpg?x=180&amp;y=241&amp;sig=hC_WCFWEy7guDPzN2R_8Zw--" alt="In this picture made available by ABC on Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2007, Edyta Sliwinska and Cameron Mathison perform during week eight of 'Dancing with the Stars.' After working to become the consensus most-improved celebrity on 'Dancing with the Stars,' Mathison, who spent the season shuttling between Los Angeles and New York (where 'All My Children' is filmed), was eliminated Tuesday night. (AP Photo/ABC, Carol Kaelson)" border="0" height="159" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;'superman' silenced&lt;br&gt;all his children didn't vote&lt;br&gt;now button that shirt&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071114/ap_en_tv/tv_dancing_with_the_stars;_ylt=ApiaQcLpb87gL3FLz.up8nhxFb8C" target="_blank"&gt;(Source AP:  Cameron Mathison done 'Dancing')&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/45809938039163495/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/45809938039163495" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/45809938039163495" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/45809938039163495" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/11/25-cameron-mathison-ousted.html" rel="alternate" title="#25 CAMERON MATHISON OUSTED" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-6529989978587857925</id><published>2007-11-13T07:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-13T07:57:54.893-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jennifer Hudson"/><title type="text">#24 JENNIFER HUDSON DUMPS B'FRIEND</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="150 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/7463/jennifer_hudson_dumps_hometown_boyfriend_for_ny_jets_football_player/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/s218/celebitchy/novembera/hudsondumpsheader.jpg" caption="Jennifer Hudson and reported new boy toy NY Jet Kerry Rhodes" border="0" height="116" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="450"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;and I'm telling you&lt;br&gt;dreamgirls never stay grounded&lt;br&gt;it had to happen&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dreamgirl and Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson reportedly traded her Chicago maintenance engineer hometown boyfriend  ... the same guy she said she'd marry if she won an Oscar.  Who's the new boy toy?  National Enquirer reports it's New York Jets football player Kerry Rhodes.  In Touch also says they’re dating.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/7463/jennifer_hudson_dumps_hometown_boyfriend_for_ny_jets_football_player/" target="_blank"&gt;(Source Celebitchy.com: Jennifer Hudson dumps hometown boyfriend for NY Jets football player )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/6529989978587857925/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/6529989978587857925" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/6529989978587857925" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/6529989978587857925" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/11/24-jennifer-hudson-dumps-bfriend.html" rel="alternate" title="#24 JENNIFER HUDSON DUMPS B'FRIEND" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-8065525331179266216</id><published>2007-11-13T07:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-13T07:28:35.864-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Michael Bolton"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Nicolette Sheridan"/><title type="text">#23 REPORT: NICOLETTE SHERIDAN PREGGERS WITH MICHAEL BOLTON'S BABY</title><content type="html">&lt;table width="600" border="1"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="120 align="center""&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2007/11/12/nicolette-sheridan-pregnant/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bolton-nicolette.jpg" alt="bolton-nicolette.jpg" border="0" height="154" width="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="480"&gt;&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;a hit tv show&lt;br&gt;are you glowing or just fat?&lt;br&gt;desperate to know&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A ‘Desperate Housewives’ source of Celebrity Smack said, “She’s absolutely glowing and her pregnancy is the buzz of the set. She kept asking Felicity and Marcia about how the pregnancy would change her appearance and if it would make her hair thinner.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2007/11/12/nicolette-sheridan-pregnant/" target="_blank"&gt;(Source Celebrity Smack: Nicolette Sheridan Pregnant)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/feeds/8065525331179266216/comments/default" rel="replies" title="Post Comments" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/6476675538274644968/8065525331179266216" rel="replies" title="0 Comments" type="text/html"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/8065525331179266216" rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6476675538274644968/posts/default/8065525331179266216" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml"/><link href="http://pophaiku.blogspot.com/2007/11/23-report-nicolette-sheridan-preggers.html" rel="alternate" title="#23 REPORT: NICOLETTE SHERIDAN PREGGERS WITH MICHAEL BOLTON'S BABY" type="text/html"/><author><name>John Palacio</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image height="21" rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" src="//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSp1_aNwYgf_Mh1y46xqped0mcPONmcLo0bmIrLwL2kdREStFpTXhDOZPc7CWtut1wj9P9BunFW67EXS33kDSQAb8E8Ajgjvsus_pVvP15BfDqmaOi4GY_HKGOymf7lLo/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" width="32"/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>