Pop Culture Hag

Newsflash: Elizabeth Hasselbeck Is Still Dumb

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:01:00 +0000

Watch this if only for the lolz.

[31 Days Of Halloween] Suspiria

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:42:00 +0000

Today's horror treat is none other than Suspiria. I ♥ this movie. The opening scene alone is amahzing. So let me spoil it for you and say that a girl gets killed. It is intense and extremely brutal. It is because of this movie that I refuse to look out of a window at night. Those eyes...EEK! Plus, the killer gets lucky and kills two birds with one stone. If you've seen this movie you know what I'm talking about. Again, I got lucky and found links to the entire movie over at YouTube. If you just wanna see the first girl get killed, click on the link for the second part. Heads up...the last part takes a long time to load.

Part 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Obligatory Chace Crawford Post

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:29:00 +0000

I did a Zac Efron post a couple days ago and there was no Chace post in sight. I should be banished to a life of eternal hellfire for committing such a blasphemous act. So here is my bb at a Gossip Girl press conference. I can only imagine the topics discussed at this joint -- an exit strategy for the troops, a number of solutions for the financial crisis. I'm sure. Anytwit, here are some more pics of the only twink at this blog that carries my seal of approval. Thanks to YouKnowYouLoveMe for providing me with my daily Chace Crawford distraction. And boo to no new Gossip Girl last night.(Source)

[31 Days Of Halloween] Black Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:11:00 +0000

I was gonna do a "31 Days of Halloween" shiz but I was a little tied-up with some of other crap and missed 5 days. Run-on sentence, much? I'll start things off with a movie that is considered the pioneer of slasher films -- Black Christmas. I love this movie. The remake was horrid but it did have one bit of awesomeness in it -- Katie Cassidy. Katie played Ruby on Supernatural and due to massive budget cuts, another actress is now playing her character. Blasphemy! Anypoorchoice, the original Black Christmas was the bizness. Just like in the remake, it's just a bunch of hos getting killed. And ugh at the ending. Cops are always useless. If you haven't seen the original Black Christmas, I found links to the entire movie over at YouTube. The phone ringing in the end still creeps me the fuck out. Part one is below and the rest of the links are under it.

Parts 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11

To Be Fair

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:04:00 +0000

Anne Hathaway was hilarious as Mary Poppins in this skit. And kudos to her for actually learning her lines and not looking terrified reading them off the cue cards.

Funny Lady

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:17:00 +0000

Kristen Wiig is really bringing the funny over at SNL. It sucks that alot of the funny women have left (or will soon be leaving) the show. In my humble opinion, she really makes SNL watchable and hilarious. Exhibit A: see clip above.

Zac Efron In Spain

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:29:00 +0000

I've been so damn slow these past few days. I need to get my shiz together. Anygay, I thought I'd give you guys some pics of everyone's favorite twink, Zac Efron. I don't know about you guys but I find the prospect of facial hair on him a little disturbing. Doesn't Disney use Menudo logic -- the first hint of chin pubes and you're out? Whatevs. Zac was whoring himself out in Spain promoting that borefest High School Musical 3: Senior Year. More pics below. One more thing, I don't like this guy's bottom half. His legs creep me out.

Tina Fey For Prez '08

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:04:00 +0000

The Debate Was On Last Night

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:18:00 +0000

It was a snoozefest for the most part. Thankfully, it started to pick up towards the end. One question: Who told Palin she could lie as much as she could, go off topic and avoid answering questions? Anyways, I was reading this other site and ran into this comment that I will completely co-sign:

How frustrating, and what a sad sign of the times it is when an experienced politician is forced to pull his punches with the “Hockey Mom” for fear of scaring away the moms of America. Surely American moms want the best person for a critical job, rather than the person that's most like them?

Totally agree. Anyways, Sarah didn't have one of her infamous screw-ups. No fun. And when did she turn into Ned Flanders? I was expecting her to say to Biden "Okily Dokily-doo Neighboroonie." What are your thoughts? Who did better?

I See What You Did There FOX News

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:54:00 +0000

This video shows how fair and balanced Faux News can be.

Don't Forget To Watch Tonight's Debate

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:07:00 +0000

I expect more of this tonight.

Tina Fey approves this post.

[Heroes] Season 3 Wallpaper #9

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:36:00 +0000

This is the ninth promotional wallpaper for Season 3 of HEROES. It's none other than Sylar played by Zachary Quinto. I'm sure I've made myself clear how I feel about Sylar and Peter. They need to scale those two bitches down. Like I said before, their powers are a bastardization of the original host. They should in no way be as powerful. As each episode goes by, it's getting clear to me that Tim Kring has no fucking clue as to where this show is headed. Tsk, tsk. Someone page ♥ Joss Whedon ♥.

BTW, Zach, bb, you looking so fine in this pic. In me, por favor.

[Heroes] Season 3 Wallpaper #8

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:17:00 +0000

This is the eighth promotional wallpaper for Season 3 of HEROES. This one features everyone's favorite indestructible cheerleader, Claire Bennet played by Hayden Panettiere. The season is well under way and Claire's ability to heal has gone into overdrive after Sylar's attack. Ugh @ Sylar! Anyboring, I really don't know what I would like from Claire. She's kinda useless. Sure she has a cool power but like she said -- she's always the victim. The last episode where we see her driving off with the files from The Company kinda rekindled my interest in her. Homegirl better be bagging herself some villains.

Is It Possible To Out-Gay High School Musical?

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:44:00 +0000

Yes, it is possible. I present to you Sunday School Musical. O.M.G. Christians can be funny when they want to be. You know I already pre-ordered this hot steaming pile of caca.

The HSM kids approve this if only for the LOLZ!

Cover Boys

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:11:00 +0000

Penn Badgley, Chace Crawford & Ed Westwick for DETAILS Magazine

A trifecta of hotness. Haterz 2 da left.

[Trailer Park] Australia

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:38:00 +0000

I'm not gonna lie, this trailer made me wet for one obvious reason -- HUGH JACKMAN! I mean, hello shirtless and dripping wet scenes. This movie looks amazing and I cannot wait to see my bb Hugh be all sexy and shit. Thanksgiving can't get here any faster.

Amanda Woodward Arrested!!!

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:52:00 +0000

Heather Locklear was arrested. What is this fuckery? Amanda Woodward is above the law. She would've back-handed that police officer and made him feel like a piece of shit while blackmailing him with some compromising pictures of him and his partner. Anyfierce, go here to see her arrest via pictures. Oh and Heather needs a do over on that mugshot. Amanda would not approve of it.

Cover Boy

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:16:00 +0000

James Franco for OUT Magazine

This Hot Piece Is Off The Market

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:54:00 +0000

Ryan Reynolds married Scarlett Johansson (& her chi-chi's) which takes him off the market. Fast forward to next month when they cite irreconcilable differences as grounds for a divorce. How long do you guys give them?

Land Of The Lost

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:36:00 +0000

The lost being Sarah Palin. This dingbat has come out saying that humans and dinosaurs coexisted. B.A.N.A.N.A.S. I want some of whatever Palin is smoking 'cause it's the only explanation as to the things that come out of her mouth. On the serious tip, this woman is your potential vice-president (and possibly president). Notice how I said "your" not mine. If Twiddle-Dee (McCain) & Twiddle-Dum (Palin) win, I'm outta here.

Chaka does not approve of Palin's fuckery.

Source

Jennifer Hudson On The Tonight Show

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:32:00 +0000

For Junior

I'm Just Sayin'...

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:32:00 +0000

Michael Phelps wax figure & Quark from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Go here to read the story behind that fugosh wax figure.

R.I.P.

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:04:00 +0000

Paul Newman
(1925-2008)

Britney's New Single "Womanizer"

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:25:00 +0000

Cover Boy

noreply@blogger.com (pop culture hag) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:53:00 +0000

Tom Ford for Vanity Fair