I Prescribe: Toy Boats from Tweet

For: Imaginary Journey, Going Away Presents, Writer’s Block

Prescriber’s Notes: What is it about a toy boat that sets your imagination free? Sailing away, sailing back to me. This boat makes a thoughtful gift and a winning way to spend the afternoon dreaming with a child. It’s pretty much guaranteed to help you beat writer’s block if you just find a puddle or pond and let go, go with the flow.

For: Fighting Back Frump, Making an Entrance, Girly Girls living in a Man’s World

Prescriber’s Notes: It’s just ironic that the foundation for this chic, adorable, ultrafemme top is a lowly wifebeater. Brings to mind the phrase “Pearls before Swine”. Don’t waste your wiles on the unworthy. Save it for a day when you need a wolfwhistle. Flaunt your charms without mussing a ruffle in this gorgeous piece.

For: Long Distance Friendships, Supporting a Pal, Rekindling Connections

Prescriber’s Notes: Remember making these bracelets at Camp? Remember that great feeling of solidarity you got when you traded bracelets with your BFFs” How you wore them till they fell off and you made a wish? Bring that sweet magic back to the present, when you present your pals with one of these.

I Prescribe: Riceworks Crisps

For: Wheat allergies, Gluten free wannabe gluttons, Deprivation

Prescriber’s Notes: What has no preservatives, no artifical flavors, no trans fat, no cholesterol, is wheat and gluten free, vegan AND Kosher?  If you think the answer to that riddle is “nothing that tastes yummy”, you’re wrong!  Riceworks Crisps are Delish!  I love the sweet chili best.

I Prescribe: Gas Mask Bra

For: Sexy Crime Fighters, Terrorism Experts, Things that go Pffft in the Night.

Prescriber’s Notes: You know what I like best about this bra that becomes a gasmask? It’s ability to save you and a friend. The girls have you both covered in the event of a noxious emergency. Who’s your bosom buddy now?

I Prescribe: Shobha Sugaring Kit

For: Hairiness

Prescriber’s Notes: Want a smooth, hairless bod but don’t have the time to jet off to NYC for an appointment at a Shobha salon?  Do the next best thing and de-hair yourself with a Shobha Sugaring Kit.  It sounds delicious, but this sugar ain’t for your sweet tooth, although it will make your bod look sweet!  It’s easy to use and clean up, gentle, microwavable, and reuseable.   Pour some sugar on me!

I Prescribe: Palm Beach “Sugar Daddy” Ken

For: Gals who sadly lack a gay stylist BFF, Cross Dressing GI Joes, Coming Out of the Closet

Prescriber’s Notes: We always had that feeling about Ken. If there was ever any doubt before, the pink polo and little doggie cinch it.  And we’re fine with that. We love Sugar Daddy Ken.  It’s almost a relief because frankly, Barbie could use a little advice from a guy like him. Now that Ken is so fabulous, we can’t wait to see what Sugar Daddy’s Palm Beach Condo looks like. Our bucks say that it’s going to put that bitch Barbie’s tacky pink dreamhouse to shame.

For: Memorable Memos, Making your point in the boredroom, Office Politics

Prescriber’s Notes: Give new meaning to the term “stuffing their inbox”. Taking notes at PTA meetings has never been this fun!

I Prescribe: Classic Kitchen Phone

For: Absentminded dialers, Bluetooth recovery, The ringing in your ears.

Prescriber’s Notes: Cordless phones were a rockin’ idea originally. But flawed. Why? The bermuda triangle of wireless technology. You know what I am talking about: couch cushions, random drawers, beds and bathrooms. These are the black holes that swallow your phone when the call really matters. And just when you make it to the phone netherworld and back in time to answer? The battery dies. Back to the future with you!

For: Cheeseballs,  Swanky Wine and Cheese Parties, Wallace & Gromit fans

Prescriber’s Notes: Does anyone really NEED a special knife dedicated to the find art of cutting Le Fromage? But picture a fine imported Comte on a paper plate, being cut by a plastic knife? What next? Would you scoop Brie with a spork? Sacre Blue Cheese! Shuddering yet? Clearly this therapy is indicated. The French nom de cutting implements is just frosting.