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Shit! Hurry up and get there!Hamtacklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15796246243878467810noreply@blogger.comBlogger83215tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2853749161478336623.post-16565377663430104162015-05-09T02:06:00.000-06:002015-05-09T02:06:32.345-06:00MasterBastard.com - Evolution in Filth<span style="font-family: inherit;">Hey folks,</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Long time, no post. Sorry about that. Hamtackle and I miss this old website and we know you do too. We should have mentioned it earlier but we have moved on to a new home for our homespun, </span>artisan<span style="font-family: inherit;"> filth; </span><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://masterbastard.com/">MasterBastard.com</a> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">We imported the PopularIrony.com blog and will continue to add an occasional post, but best of all, it's the home of the <span style="font-size: large;">Master Bastard Podcast.</span> Oooh! I know how that tickles yer lady bits. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Our official podcast description... </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>"<span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.0980392); line-height: 15.3999996185303px;">Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard."</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 15.3999996185303px;">Doesn't</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.0980392); line-height: 15.3999996185303px;"> that sound wholesome and tender? It's pretty fucking great... Don't believe us?! Well why don't I let Gurgel explain...</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Impressed? I'm not fucking surprised. Why not get your dick over to </span><a href="http://masterbastard.com/" style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">MasterBastard.com</span></a><span style="font-family: inherit;"> and get that podcast stuffed up your ears? Hamtackle, Terlet, Ramtang and Sir Chapsworth would love to have ya!</span><br />
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-Terlethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06738821051206027767noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2853749161478336623.post-19308147316088002602014-06-11T18:47:00.001-06:002014-06-11T18:47:39.081-06:00Master Bastard #24 - Salted and Cured Meats<iframe style="border: none" src="//html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/2885712/height/150/width/700/theme/legacy/direction/no/autoplay/no/autonext/no/thumbnail/no/preload/no/no_addthis/no/" height="150" width="700" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen></iframe><br /><p><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">In another eagerly-anticipated episode, a particularly pickled Terlet opens up about his feelings on reggae and being on the receiving end of spousal abuse, and defends against dissent on the continuing involuntary book club. The Bastards also warn of the dangers of supermodels learning to read and write, and some fresh limericks and tweets are shared for your listening pleasure.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 13.033332824707031px;">Please subscribe to Master Bastard on Itunes, rate and comment!</span></p><br /><p><a target="_blank" href="http://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/id/2885712">Check out this episode!</a></p>Terlethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06738821051206027767noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2853749161478336623.post-14429373924045321912014-06-04T20:35:00.001-06:002014-06-04T20:35:28.199-06:00Master Bastard #23 - Good Gravy!<iframe style="border: none" src="//html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/2873595/height/150/width/700/theme/legacy/direction/no/autoplay/no/autonext/no/thumbnail/no/preload/no/no_addthis/no/" height="150" width="700" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen></iframe><br /><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #222222; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">Join in the celebration as Ramtang wins wars on three fronts: one at his employer's HR, one on a lonely stretch of road, and a personal victory in the home! Hamtackle and Terlet settle an argument that wages after the podcast, and the boys explore how dark is the "coldness in my heart". Oh yes, and bestiality poetry.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 13.033332824707031px;">Please subscribe to Master Bastard on Itunes, rate and comment!</span></p><br /><p><a target="_blank" href="http://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/id/2873595">Check out this episode!</a></p>Terlethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06738821051206027767noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2853749161478336623.post-70108457812533028382014-05-28T19:47:00.001-06:002014-05-28T19:47:08.416-06:00Master Bastard #22 - Now 69% More Offensive!<iframe style="border: none" src="//html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/2861255/height/150/width/700/theme/legacy/direction/no/autoplay/no/autonext/no/thumbnail/no/preload/no/no_addthis/no/" height="150" width="700" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen></iframe><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">Join the Bastards as they enter a new lighthearted era of podcasting positivity! Hamtackle stands up for a publicly persecuted elderly man, Ramtang expresses his disgust for on online bullying phenomenon, and Sir Chapsworth is immortalized in poetry form. Even the involuntary book club has an upbeat note when the rat's carcass of a novel yields its meat as a murder finally takes place!</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 13.033332824707031px;">Please subscribe to Master Bastard on Itunes, rate and comment!</span></p><br /><p><a target="_blank" href="http://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/id/2861255">Check out this episode!</a></p>Terlethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06738821051206027767noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2853749161478336623.post-38381112461799139762014-04-29T21:04:00.001-06:002014-04-29T21:04:48.894-06:00Master Bastard #21 - Cavalcade of Men<iframe style="border: none" src="//html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/2810152/height/150/width/700/theme/legacy/direction/no/autoplay/no/autonext/no/thumbnail/no/preload/no/no_addthis/no/" height="150" width="700" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen></iframe><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">Tonight Ramtang answers the question everyone has been asking: "What is the medical condition of his sperm?" We find out what Sir Chapsworth's dog and horny sea otters have in common, disturbing news stories remind us of Colorado's colorful criminal character, and the boys orally partake in a bit of prison culture. All this entertainment is rounded off with some literary critique and the Master Bastard exclusive exposé on the original meaning of a musical classic.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 13.033332824707031px;">Please subscribe to Master Bastard on Itunes, rate and comment!</span></p><br /><p><a target="_blank" href="http://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/id/2810152">Check out this episode!</a></p>Terlethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06738821051206027767noreply@blogger.com1