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		<title>Low carb lifestyle: sweetener &#8211; Lakanto monkfruit 1:1 golden sugar replacement</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Fudge Knuckle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2018 22:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[While a low carb lifestyle usually means a lot less sugar and sweetness in your life, there are some decent sugar replacement options out there. If you&#8217;re interested in enjoying something sugar-like, one of my favorites is Lakanto&#8217;s monkfruit powered golden sugar substitute. I&#8217;ve been using it specifically to sweeten warm beverages (bullet coffee, yellow [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While a low carb lifestyle usually means a lot less sugar and sweetness in your life, there are some decent sugar replacement options out there. If you&#8217;re interested in enjoying something sugar-like, one of my favorites is Lakanto&#8217;s monkfruit powered golden sugar substitute.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been using it specifically to sweeten warm beverages (bullet coffee, yellow chai), so cannot currently report on how it behaves during baking. (some sugar alcohols don&#8217;t hold up well to the oven &#8211; there can be issues with things not browning and a cooling sensation in the mouth can also occur depending on what&#8217;s being used&#8230;)</p>
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<p>For sweetening coffee and tea the monkfruit mix is quite pleasing. It&#8217;s a sugar alcohol combination product that seems to have no aftertaste or any sort of cooling sensation in the mouth &#8211; this product combines erythritol and monkfruit. It&#8217;s mildness really stands out, plus the 1:1 ratio which means a teaspoon of monkfruit sweetener sweetens like a teaspoon of sugar. It&#8217;s really easy to use as a sugar replacement&#8230;</p>
<p><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-493" src="https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/lakanto-monkfruit-sweetener-golden-225x300.jpg" alt="lakanto monkfruit sweetener golden" width="225" height="300" srcset="https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/lakanto-monkfruit-sweetener-golden-225x300.jpg 225w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/lakanto-monkfruit-sweetener-golden-768x1024.jpg 768w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/lakanto-monkfruit-sweetener-golden-400x534.jpg 400w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/lakanto-monkfruit-sweetener-golden.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" /></p>
<h3>Net carbs (less than 1 carb per teaspoon)</h3>
<p>Total carbs per teaspoon =Â 4g</p>
<p>total carbs 4g &#8211; sugar alcohols 4gÂ  = 0 net carbs</p>
<p><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-498" src="https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/lakanto-monkfruit-sweetener-golden-nutrition-info-600.jpg" alt="lakanto monkfruit sweetener golden nutrition info" width="600" height="800" srcset="https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/lakanto-monkfruit-sweetener-golden-nutrition-info-600.jpg 600w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/lakanto-monkfruit-sweetener-golden-nutrition-info-600-225x300.jpg 225w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/lakanto-monkfruit-sweetener-golden-nutrition-info-600-400x533.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h3>Where can I buy Lakanto monkfruit golden sugar replacement?</h3>
<p>Whole Foods in the Portland metro area usually offer the golden version and classic (white sugar replacement).</p>
<p>Amazon would be happy to connect you with <a href="http://amzn.to/2smbR2Q" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Lakanto golden monkfruit</a>.</p>
<p>And I would also highly recommend their sugar free maple flavored syrup. Mix it into some heavy whipped cream and whip it into something delicious&#8230;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<ul>
<li>everyone tolerates sugar alcohols differently â€“ introduce new items into your diet slowly and with an eye toward how your body responds. Iâ€<img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/72x72/2122.png" alt="™" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" />d recommend trying each product individually and confirming your liking before purchasing larger amounts (I am reporting my experiences and preferences, which may not match your own)</li>
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		<title>Low carb lifestyle: snacks &#8211; organic sweet potato crackers (RW Garcia)</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Fudge Knuckle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2018 19:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[We at Pork Banana jumped into the low carb diet &#8220;whole hog&#8221; &#8211; 3 months of keto living is how we got our start. That means we were aiming for 30 net carbs per day. IÂ found it to be a brutal transition from my previous diet. Nowadays we areÂ living High Fat Low Carb (HFLC) which [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We at Pork Banana jumped into the low carb diet &#8220;whole hog&#8221; &#8211; 3 months of keto living is how we got our start. That means we were aiming for 30 net carbs per day. IÂ found it to be a brutal transition from my previous diet.</p>
<p>Nowadays we areÂ living High Fat Low Carb (HFLC) which allows for a generous-seeming 50 net carbs per day. Granted, if we had not lived keto for months, 50 net carbs in a day would not seem any sort of &#8220;easy&#8221; &#8211; it&#8217;s all about context. Anyhow, we&#8217;ve been figuring out ways to stay in the HFLC zone while not making every single meal and meal component at home, by hand. (We still make a huge amount of our own food each day and would be happy to share some of our favorite recipes, plus tips and tricks)</p>
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<p>One of the manyÂ food itemsÂ I miss about before keto and before low carb are crackers. I loved me some saltines for settling the stomach. Or just enjoying a crunchy snack with or without cheese or other toppings. While pursuing keto macrosÂ (30 or less net carbs per day) I did not find <em>any</em> crackers that were viable. For low carb, though, I have actually found a few options that seem worth the carb cost to me.</p>
<p>My favorite low carb cracker option is Organic Sweet Potato crackers from RW Garcia. They&#8217;re USDA organic, they&#8217;re gluten free, they include flaxseed, sesame and chia. They cost about one net carb per cracker. So, 16 crackers would equal 16 carbs. Even on HFLC I don&#8217;t &#8220;spend&#8221; 16 carbs on crackers. However, 5 to 10 crackers (plus cheese or maybe chicken salad) seems like a pretty great use of those 5 to 10 points.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-479" src="https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/low-carb-sweet-potato-crackers-225x300.jpg" alt="low-carb sweet potato crackers box" width="225" height="300" srcset="https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/low-carb-sweet-potato-crackers-225x300.jpg 225w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/low-carb-sweet-potato-crackers-768x1024.jpg 768w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/low-carb-sweet-potato-crackers-400x534.jpg 400w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/low-carb-sweet-potato-crackers.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h3>Net carbs (just under one per cracker)</h3>
<p>Total carbs = 18g for 16 crackers/1 oz of crackers</p>
<p>total carbs 18g &#8211; fiber 2g = 16g net carbs for 16 crackers</p>
<p><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-480" src="https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/low-carb-sweet-potato-crackers-nutrition-info-225x300.jpg" alt="low-carb sweet potato crackers back of box" width="225" height="300" srcset="https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/low-carb-sweet-potato-crackers-nutrition-info-225x300.jpg 225w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/low-carb-sweet-potato-crackers-nutrition-info-768x1024.jpg 768w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/low-carb-sweet-potato-crackers-nutrition-info-400x534.jpg 400w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/low-carb-sweet-potato-crackers-nutrition-info.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" /></p>
<p>While these might not seem like a great deal or the best use of limited carbs, if you check out other cracker options it turns out these are a pretty good deal for a snack.</p>
<p>Also, they are delicious &#8211; a little bit sweet and also salty. I usually eat them without any adornments &#8211; so I&#8217;m fairly likely to peel off any cheese and enjoy each bit separately.</p>
<h3>Where can I get sweet potato crackers?</h3>
<p>Your best deal &#8211; Costco. It&#8217;s a big box with two sacks of crackers within&#8230;</p>
<p>Safeway also carries this brand, at least in the pacific northwest area. (smaller boxes)</p>
<p>And Amazon can also connect you with <a href="http://amzn.to/2EyPrAw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">sweet potato crackers</a>.</p>
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		<title>Low carb lifestyle: drinks &#8211; Bai soda replacements (cola, cream soda, cherry, rootbeer)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 18:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Now that you&#8217;re living low carb (or keto or low glycemic), you might be wondering what you can drink (besides water). Saying goodbye to fruit juice was hard. And nearly anything that is packaged for consumption seems to require extra sugar be added, which piles up the carbs and means much you used to drink [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now that you&#8217;re living low carb (or keto or low glycemic), you might be wondering what you can drink (besides water). Saying goodbye to fruit juice was hard. And nearly anything that is packaged for consumption seems to require extra sugar be added, which piles up the carbs and means much you used to drink will be off limits. Ugh.</p>
<p>Happily, there are some options that either don&#8217;t contain any sugar (ginger black tea unsweetened) or you can investigate drinks that use a sugar replacement (diet). There are quite a few sugar alcohol sweetened drink options if you&#8217;re wanting something flavorful and sugary seeming. The Bai brand makes a number of tasty drink varieties that are low carb thanks to the sugar alcohol erythritol.</p>
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<p>Bai offers a line of carbonated soda-like replacements that feature very low net carbs which, using their proprietary sugar alcohol blend (comprised of erythritol and stevia leaf extract), nails the sweetness of soda pop while rather handily masking the sugar alcohol taste. I am saying these soda replacements are so well formulated that someone <strong>not</strong> on living low carb might enjoy them. The &#8220;Bai proprietary sweetener blend&#8221; is pretty amazing &#8211; in the soda selections you can almost believe it&#8217;s just your frenemy sugar.</p>
<p>Of the available Bai black soda flavors I&#8217;ve sampled, I most favor <a href="http://amzn.to/2BkwM9o" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Kohala Kola</a> and <a href="http://amzn.to/2EtD4pf" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Colombia Cream</a>.</p>
<h3>Net carbs (less than one for a can!)</h3>
<p>If you&#8217;re tracking your net carbs (total carbs minus fiber and sugar alcohols), Bai soda is going to make you happy &#8211; there&#8217;s less than 1 carb for a can!</p>
<p>Total carbs = 10g</p>
<p>total carbs 10g &#8211; Erythritol (sugar alcohol) 10g = 0 net carbs</p>
<p><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-464" src="https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bai-cream-back-600-427x1024.jpg" alt="low carb bai cream soda back of can" width="427" height="1024" srcset="https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bai-cream-back-600-427x1024.jpg 427w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bai-cream-back-600-125x300.jpg 125w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bai-cream-back-600-400x960.jpg 400w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bai-cream-back-600.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 427px) 100vw, 427px" /></p>
<p>Only 5 calories per can, less than one net carb and full of sparkling sweet flavor &#8211; it&#8217;s even billed as an antioxidant infusion, featuring caffeine and white tea extract. Could it be claimed to be healthful?</p>
<p>Living low carb can present challenges, but thanks to the Bai black series I&#8217;ve been enjoying more soda-like beverages than previously.</p>
<h3>Where can I get Bai low carb soda?</h3>
<p>My local Fred Meyers has a decent selection &#8211; it&#8217;s worth noting you have to look for the Bai sodas within the main soda section.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-466" src="https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bai-soda-front-219x300.jpg" alt="low carb bai sodas - cola and cream soda cans" width="219" height="300" srcset="https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bai-soda-front-219x300.jpg 219w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bai-soda-front-768x1050.jpg 768w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bai-soda-front-749x1024.jpg 749w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bai-soda-front-400x547.jpg 400w, https://baldoni.net/porkbanana/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bai-soda-front.jpg 1329w" sizes="(max-width: 219px) 100vw, 219px" /></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve also purchased it from my local Safeway (in the Portland metro area).</p>
<p>Amazon can also hook you up with <a href="http://amzn.to/2EtES1o" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Bai black sodas</a>.</p>
<p>And while I have not yet seen Bai soda at Costco, you <em>can</em> get the Bai infused drinks there. (uncarbonated, less sweet, similar macros/low carb)</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<ul>
<li>everyone tolerates sugar alcohols differently &#8211; introduce new items into your diet slowly and with an eye toward how your body responds. I&#8217;d recommend trying each product individually and confirming your liking before purchasing larger amounts (I am reporting my experiences and preferences, which may not match your own)</li>
<li>We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.</li>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 17:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Wow check out this trailer, the special effects will blow your mind! Is that the dude from the A-Team hahahah? This film was made in Hong Kong in 1980 by Godfrey Ho, and not released until 1988 (can&#8217;t imagine why). It seems well worth a Saturday matinee viewing doesn&#8217;t it?]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow check out this trailer, the special effects will blow your mind! Is that the dude from the A-Team hahahah? This film was made in Hong Kong in 1980 by Godfrey Ho, and not released until 1988 (can&#8217;t imagine why). It seems well worth a Saturday matinee viewing doesn&#8217;t it?</p>
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		<title>Ever Wonder What it Feels Like to be a Bottle Rocket?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 18:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Happy 4th of July you patriots! Go blow some shit up!]]></description>
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		<title>The Good, the Bad, and the Weird</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 03:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It rains a lot in Portland during the winter so we tend to watch alot of films! Netflix has really helped this film addiction, and my good buddy JT hipped me to this awesome Korean western. If I learned one thing from this, a decent spaghetti western doesn&#8217;t really have to make any sense at [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It rains a lot in Portland during the winter so we tend to watch alot of films! Netflix has really helped this film addiction, and my good buddy JT hipped me to this awesome Korean western. If I learned one thing from this, a decent spaghetti western doesn&#8217;t really have to make any sense at all&#8230;this movie is a total mess, but it still somehow manages to entertain front to end. Don&#8217;t try to follow what is going on, just enjoy the rowdy weird ride.</p>
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		<title>Turtle Shoe Rapist</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Police have released this video of the elusive Turtle Shoe Rapist after he was captured for an extended period of time molesting a young hiker who got lost in the woods. He was identified by his signature &#8220;victory call of the wild&#8221; he emits while performing his insidious acts. While the TSR is extremely horny, [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Police have released this video of the elusive Turtle Shoe Rapist after he was captured for an extended period of time molesting a young hiker who got lost in the woods. He was identified by his signature &#8220;victory call of the wild&#8221; he emits while performing his insidious acts. While the TSR is extremely horny, he is not very fast, so you should be able to avoid an encounter like this one. If you spot him&#8230;please call the police immediately.</p>
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		<title>Russian Buffoon Predicts Our Demise</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[So there has been a bit of talk over there in the great cold land of Russia about how we here in the US are headed down the path of civil war and toward a seemingly similar fate suffered there in the largest nation on Earth. Here is a link to the story provided to [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>So there has been a bit of talk over there in the great cold land of Russia about how we here in the US are headed down the path of civil war and toward a seemingly similar fate suffered there in the largest nation on Earth. Here is a <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123051100709638419.html" target="_blank">link to the story</a> provided to me by the <a href="http://www.markwyner.com" target="_blank">Laughing Daddy</a> himself who them proclaimed himself to be leading the charge to form our new <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Cascadia" target="_blank">Republic of Cascadia</a> up here in the Northwest. It does sound pretty sweet, as we will have our own <a href="http://zapatopi.net/bsa/militia/" target="_blank">Sasquatch militia</a> which sounds pretty formidable in theory doesn&#8217;t it?<br />
I think this <a href="http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/HC-GN187_Panari_BV_20081228131701.gif" target="_blank">asshat</a> may end up disappointed when his absurdist propaganda doesn&#8217;t quite pan out as predicted. While I&#8217;m not even entirely against the idea of distancing myself from many of the wackos of this great land of ours, you can take that <a href="http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/P1-AO116_RUSPRO_NS_20081228191715.gif" target="_blank">map of yours</a> that shows China ruling the Northwest, and bury it right up your frosty snow hole. This isn&#8217;t Russia pal, as much infighting as we have over here&#8230;we are still united as a majority in the end. We&#8217;ve made mistakes, however in case you didn&#8217;t notice, we (unlike Russia) are correcting our own mistakes, and have rallied to elect a leader we feel will bring about positive change. I&#8217;ve heard <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/asection/la-fg-russia-president31-2008dec31,0,4200112.story" target="_blank">rumors</a> you will be getting your KGB &#8220;president&#8221; back soon eh? Good luck with that.</p>
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