Vivid.com has posted the complete Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody online, available exclusively to subscribers for the next week.

Plot synopsis from the studio: “Tony Stark’s limo is attacked and he is critically wounded. He finds himself the prisoner of an Afghan terrorist group known as the Ten Rings and he is forced to build a deadly weapon. Instead he uses his keen intelligence to fabricate an indestructible armor and escape his captors. However an electromagnet has been embedded in his chest by fellow captive Dr. Hoe Yinsen to keep shrapnel from killing him. The magnet unfortunately carries a side-effect — priapism, a medical condition in which a penis remains erect for long periods of time. Once free, he must fight the evil and powerful enemy Mandarin, save the world and get laid (not necessarily in that order).”

Dale DaBone plays the title role. Also starring Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee, Derrick Pierce, Shazia Sahari, Dana DeArmond, Jazy Berlin, Skin Diamond and Lexington Steele (as Nick Fury).

Look for Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody on DVD on May 21.

Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody – on DVD 5/21/2013

Two new DVDs showed up in our official Porn Parody Store today, both a week ahead of schedule. If you preordered, they’re on their way.

From Juicy and director Jordan Septo, OMG It’s the Dirty Dancing XXX Parody starring Dani Daniels and Ryan Driller in the roles made famous by Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze, plus Alexa Styles, Christie Stevens, Evan Stone, Mackenzie Pierce and Seth Gamble.

And from DreamZone and director Ralph Long, The Karate Kid XXX: A Dreamzone Parody with Tommy Pistol in the title role, Evan Stone as “Mr. Miyagi”, plus Anissa Kate, Diana Prince, Gia Grace, Katie St. Ives and a Ron Jeremy cameo.

Hey, there’s a SFW trailer at YouTube:

I predict The Karate Kid XXX: A Dreamzone Parody will sweep next year’s porn awards in the Best Makeup Effects category.

Maybe I’ll lose some geek cred here, but I had never heard of Hawkman or Hawkgirl before today. Ex-con director Rob Black presents The Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, available now on DVD. Ryan Driller and Allie Haze play the title superheroes.

The XXX Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

Hey, there’s a SFW trailer up at YouTube.

The characters of Hawkman and Hawkgirl date back to 1940 in the DC Comics universe. There is reportedly a Hawkman movie in development somewhere in Hollywood. The XXX version gets their costumes down cold.

It’s not easy to look sexy in green tights, but I trust Allie Haze to pull it off.

The Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody also stars Alison Moore, Dani Daniels, Jessie Andrews, Melina Mason, Mia Gold, Scarlett Banks and Tasha Reign.

White Ghetto keeps churning out their sorta porn parodies. Out today, This Isn’t Undercover Boss …It’s A XXX Spoof!

The back cover blurb promises: “In this hidden camera extravaganza a top level boss goes undercover in her own company to get a raw look at how people really work, and a look at how people really fuck!” Expect five filthy sex scenes on desks or office chairs. Starring Nikki Nievez, Veronica Jett, Isabella Amour, Maggie Matthews and Missy Wood.

Two weeks ago, White Ghetto released This Isn’t Revenge of the Nerds … It’s a XXX Spoof! Coming in three weeks: This Isn’t Dirty Harry … It’s a XXX Spoof!, which will highlight women with unshaven pubic hair. (Harry, hairy, get it?!?) Our official Porn Parody Theater has 700+ White Ghetto titles for streaming or download, including most of the recent “XXX Spoof” releases.

Director-pornstar Madison Young delivers another reality TV porn parody with The Real L Word XXX: San Francisco. This “erotic lesbian mockumentary” from Filly Films (slogan: “A Lesbian Company”) “follows three San Franciscan lesbian couples and one experimental threesome of queer femme deviants through first dates, new found love, lovers spats and orgasmic juicy make up sex”

The Real L Word XXX: San Francisco – porn parody by Madison Young

First point: I’m sure that cover model looked much better before her boob job. Her nipples are in the wrong place, ferchrissakes. Am I the only guy who finds that distracting and unattractive?

Also starring Arabelle Raphael, Bella Rossi, Dixon Mason, Juliette March, Kylie Liddell, Sandy Bottoms and Siouxsie Q.

A few months back, Filly Films and Madison Young gave us The Real L Word XXX – NYC Edition. Where will they head next season?

Another groovy bit of 70s nostalgia from Alpha Blue Archives.

The trucker culture and CB radio craze yielded several movies, including Breaker! Breaker! (1977) starring Chuck Norris. The porn biz joined the convoy with Breaker Beauties (also 1977) starring Vanessa del Rio.

From the Alpha Blue Archives back cover blurb: “In this ode to the sexual power of the trucker, horny young hitchhikers give it up to anyone piloting an 18-wheeler, and the Truck Haven bar has back rooms for trucking groupies to ‘entertain’ it’s road weary guests. Featuring original music, including a Dylan wannabe singing about trucking, trucker magic tricks, and plenty of white people with afros, there is no finer portrait of the trucker as sexual superman than Breaker Beauties.”

The 1970s really were awesome. I’m proud to be old enough to remember them. 10-4, good buddy.

Charles Bronson’s Death Wish came out in 1974. Two years later, porn director/star Zebedy Colt made the sorta porn parody Sex Wish. The theatrical poster (porn was shown in theaters back then! and they made real posters!) looked downright romantic.

(Larger version of this poster found at the excellent Wrong Side of the Art site.)

In reality, Sex Wish was a prime example of the 70s porn subgenre of sadistic, rapey “roughies” or “sickies”. They don’t make em like that anymore, and that’s a good thing. The Alpha Blue Archives DVD cover captures the movie’s spirit better:

Blurb from the Alpha Blue Archives DVD listing: “Zebedy Colt gives his most psychotic performance ever. Clad in bowler hat, black suit and sword cane, and carrying a briefcase filled with sadist implements, Zebedy plays a lunatic driven to home invasion, rough sex and murder. Barging in on and torturing women aren’t enough. Zebedy also forces his way into a black couple’s apartment, makes them do a live show at gunpoint, murders them, and castrates the man. Sex Wish is as sadistic and downbeat as XXX has ever been!” Also starring C.J. Laing and the late, great Harry Reems.

None of our affiliated online DVD stories or VoD theaters carry Sex Wish, likely because the violent, nonconsensual material is taboo in the mainstream porn biz nowadays. However, you can buy the DVD direct from the history-minded Alpha Blue Archives, or, and this is a kicker, you can buy it at Amazon.com (where it’s mistitled “Sex Wishes”).

New in our official Porn Parody DVD store today — Not South Park XXX directed by Will Ryder.

Not South Park XXX – porn parody by Will Ryder

In case you’re wondering … the plot involves Kyle’s 18th birthday party, and all the characters are depicted as 18+ in the porn parody version. X-Play posted a SFW trailer to YouTube last month:

Starring Tommy Pistol (as Stan), Anthony Rosano (as Cartman), Dane Cross (as Kyle) and Kevin Wang (as Kenny), plus Allison Moore, Katie Summers, Liv Aguilera, Aria Austin, Amanda Blow and Hillary Scott.

Adult Video News posted a behind-the-scenes gallery from the shoot a while back

Porn parodists have already made The Simpsons: the XXX Parody and Family Guy: The XXX Parody, so it was only a matter of time before South Park got the treatment.

Porn parody superstar director Axel Braun continues his run of superhero XXX flicks with two upcoming releases timed to coincide with Hollywood summer blockbusters.

Hollywood gives us Iron Man 3 on May 3, and Vivid follows with Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.

Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody – Vivid superhero porn parody

Dale DaBone plays Tony Stark. Also starring Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee, Derrick Pierece, Shazia Sahari, Dana DeArmond, Jazy Berlin, Skin Diamond and Lexington Steele (rocking the eyepatch as Nick Fury). The SFW trailer looks good.

And straight from the trade press, Axel Braun shot Man Of Steel XXX: An Axel Braun Parody last week, and Vivid plans to release it around the time Man of Steel hits theaters in June. Outta sight!

This will be Axel Braun’s third Superman flick, after Superman XXX A Porn Parody (2011) and Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody (2012).

Extreme Comixxx made its own Iron Man XXX a couple years ago.

Last November, voters in Los Angeles County approved “Measure B” by a 57%-43% vote, which made the “County of Los Angeles Safer Sex In the Adult Film Industry Act” into law. The new law requires porn shoots to use condoms for all vaginal and anal sex scenes.

The porn industry doesn’t like the law, naturally. Now Zero Tolerance has produced a porn parody of sorts, Measure X, which imagines “an all-condom porn industry complete with bumbling ‘condom cops’, confused performers, and a sleazy politician who initially backs the proposition but soon realizes that no one, himself included, wants to watch porn with condoms”. Think of it as a feature-length editorial cartoon with fucking.

Starring Jayden Jaymes, Capri Cavalli, Adrianna Luna, Lola Foxx and Bonnie Rotten. The studio promises that all proceeds will be spent on the anti-Measure B fight.