http://postrandomonium/FeedA feed of all of the accepted nominations to the Hall of Fame at Post Randomonium.Sat, 04 Apr 2015 03:34:22 ZCFCFE13A-A9C2-11E0-81CC-55284924019B12338http://www.postrandomonium.com/Status/12338"Men look at a woman’s behind and think “Wow! What an ass.” Women look at a man’s face and think the very same thing."2015-04-04T03:34:22Z12337http://www.postrandomonium.com/Status/12337"Sorry to break this to you, but there's no future in time travel."2015-04-04T03:34:22Z12336http://www.postrandomonium.com/Status/12336"I wonder if there is such a thing as positive version of Tourette's syndrome. You know, instead of yelling curse words they scream things like "Have a nice day!" or "I love that outfit!""2015-04-04T03:34:22Z12335http://www.postrandomonium.com/Status/12335"Don’t jump to confusions."2015-04-04T03:34:22Z12334http://www.postrandomonium.com/Status/12334"What’s my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I’m describing my bed again."2015-04-04T03:34:22Z12333http://www.postrandomonium.com/Status/12333"Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up."2015-04-04T03:34:22Z12332http://www.postrandomonium.com/Status/12332"How did the person who invented the first clock know what time it was?"2015-04-04T03:34:22Z12331http://www.postrandomonium.com/Status/12331"Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, “I like where I wake up to always be a surprise.”"2015-04-04T03:34:22Z12330http://www.postrandomonium.com/Status/12330"If my plants screamed for food and water like my dog does, maybe they wouldn't die."2015-04-04T03:34:22Z12329http://www.postrandomonium.com/Status/12329"“truth or dare” “Dare” “Order us pizza”"2015-04-04T03:34:22Z