Prick My Finger

We interrupt this blog to bring you an important message

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:08:00 +0000

Hi. This is Bubba's mom. I am posting here to bring you all an important message and to prove to you WHY YOU SHOULD NOT STORE YOUR PASSWORDS ONLINE!!!!

Because ya never know....your crazy mom might just get on your laptop and post weird things on your blog.

Like stories about how when you were little and had these cowboy boots that you wore ALL.THE.TIME.

Mwahahahaha! This is more fun than showing baby pictures to your girlfriends!

Hehehe. Love you Bubba!
xoxo
Mom

P.S. I think I put too many parental controls on this computer. I couldn't even get to Google.

Ok, now back to.....oh look, a bunny!

Three Reviews Pt. 1

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:36:00 +0000

I have been watching a lot of movies lately. So, seeing as how I like to have something to actually post I have decided to review the latest two i have seen (i am going to see dark knight tonight so i might do another tomorrow). i have not said this but i am indeed a theater kid. so, it is only fitting, i believe that i see Sweeney Todd. i finally had the chance and now i know what all of my friends were almost obsessive over. (SPOILER ALERT!) this is an amazing love/revenge story of a barber (Johnny Depp) who had a beautiful wife wanted by a powerful judge. the judge quickly took care of the barber by throwing him in jail. Somehow, Todd (the barber) arrives back in London bent on revenge against the judge. he arrives back in his shop on fleet street above Mrs.Lovett's Meat Pies. while he slowly slaughters all the meaningless men of London, he provides the meat for Lovett's famous pies. though all this is clear in the beginning, somewhere in the middle the plot twists kick in. because of this, i will not explain the end (plus i dont want to give away the sudden end). i will, however, inform you that Tim Burton, in my eyes, is like the great Spielberg and Lucas. He has never disappointed. he has continued to cast the best of the best, especially in the creepiness factor. well, i am going to finish watching it for the second or third time, but i will post my second review when i feel like it.

Sorry, whoever actually reads this

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:35:00 +0000

alright i haven't been posting for awhile because of 3 reasons:
1) i went to the mall for my birthday that was in february (have you ever played the buckle game? i suck)
b) i went to best buy and got a laptop and my mom got that instinct phone
4)we're having like nonstop storms knocking out the internet
and
q) i had to get my cast off in kansas because apparently it cant be done in nebraska

so, i'm sorry and i'll try to post more especially cause i'm not going to sleep till 6 in the morning

WTF?

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:50:00 +0000

May i just say again Jason, WTF (edited for content)?!?

Red, Blue, Green!

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:50:00 +0000

Don't know why i'm freaking out about this but i am 10 minutes away from not having a post for today. it might have been that i have been playing a children's game for almost 6 hours. anyways, i finally thought of something to talk about. i found this amazingly funny site called Monkey Chapps.
it seems like all the funniest blogs have something to do with monkeys. it might be because they are natures little comedians. well, i am gonna sign off while you laugh your ass off at Nerdy Pickup Lines.

Have Fun,
Bubba

Atheists For Jeebus

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:00:00 +0000

Okay so my mom bought the book 'The Portable Atheist' and I started reading it. I started searching through the contents and came across the article "Atheists for Jesus" by Richard Dawkins. I thought this was just the most interesting article I have ever read. So, I wanted to suggest it to my friends, atheist and theist alike. Well, most of them probably wouldn't go out and buy the book, so I used the miracle that is Google to search for the article and I found it! So, without further introduction, I give you, ATHEISTS FOR JESUS.

A List of Atheist Celebrities

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:09:00 +0000

This list is not complete. For more atheists click HERE.

The Atheist and the Materialist
those who have no need for gods and some who have no need for the supernatural

Douglas Adams, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Woody Allen, Lance Armstrong, Darren Aronofsky, Isaac Asimov, Dave Barry, Ingmar Bergman, Lewis Black, Richard Branson, Berkeley Breathed, Warren Buffett, GEORGE CARLIN, John Carmack, Adam Carolla, John Carpenter, Asia Carrera, Fidel Castro, Dick Cavett, Noam Chomsky, Billy Connolly, Francis Crick, David Cronenberg, David Cross, Alan Cumming, Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, David Deutsch, Ani DiFranco, Micky Dolenz, Harlan Ellison, Brian Eno, Richard Feynman, Harvey Fierstein, Larry Flynt, Dave Foley, Jodie Foster, Janeane Garofalo, Bill Gates, Bob Geldof, Ricky Gervais, Ira Glass, James Gleick, Robert Heinlein, Nat Hentoff, Katharine Hepburn, Christopher Hitchens, Jamie Hyneman, Eddie Izzard, Penn Jillette, Billy Joel, Angelina Jolie, Wendy Kaminer, Diane Keaton, Ken Keeler, Neil Kinnock, Michael Kinsley, Richard Leakey, Bruce Lee, Tom Lehrer, Tom Leykis, James Lipton, H.P. Lovecraft, John Malkovich, Barry Manilow, Todd McFarlane, Sir Ian McKellen, Arthur Miller, Frank Miller, Marvin Minsky, Julianne Moore, Desmond Morris, Randy Newman, Mike Nichols, Jack Nicholson, Gary Numan, Bob Odenkirk, Patton Oswalt, Camille Paglia, Steven Pinker, Paula Poundstone, Terry Pratchett, James Randi, Ron Reagan Jr., Keanu Reeves, Rick Reynolds, Gene Roddenberry, Joe Rogan, Henry Rollins, Andy Rooney, Salman Rushdie, Bob Simon, Steven Soderbergh, Annika Sorenstam, George Soros, Richard Stallman, Bruce Sterling, Howard Stern, J. Michael Straczynski, Julia Sweeney, Matthew Sweet, Teller, Studs Terkel, Tom Tomorrow, Linus Torvalds, Eddie Vedder, Paul Verhoeven, Gore Vidal, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Sarah Vowell, James Watson, Steven Weinberg, Joss Whedon, Ted Williams, Steve Wozniak

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:35:00 +0000

well, I was right, they have a holiday for EVERYTHING. flag day, Columbus day, memorial day, talk like a pirate day, jack off day, 4/20, you name it theres a holiday for it. And now, dedicated to those energy drink-fueled, halo-playing, adhd-powered game freaks, there is now national video game day. so whether you prefer the arcades, the atari, xbox 360, or just a nice pc, go out (or actually stay in) and celebrate this glorious day. As for me i'm gonna go watch wordworld and take a nap with my lil sister.

2nd poem

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:00:00 +0000

When I say Goodbye

You asked me what it meant,

That one little word.

But if I told you that,

The truth would be heard.

I can’t hold it much longer,

The feeling of love.

As I watch you fly away from me,

Soaring like a dove.

I know this shitty rhyme can’t do it,

Express how I feel.

But I need to write it,

Just to help me heal.

I know I shouldn’t think,

That you would be mine.

But I want you to know,

I’m thinking of you in every line.

I’m not good at this thing,

This kind of writing.

But I’ll do what ever it takes,

If you’d think of reuniting.

So here I sit,

Just sitting and typing.

But I can’t see what’s wrong,

Maybe it’s bad timing.

That line didn’t fit,

It felt like a joke.

But all I will do is sit,

And have my heart broke.

So to this I say goodbye,

Right now to you.

And hope things fall apart,

Between you and your boo.

Goodbye, ***

A random poem

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:19:00 +0000

Slut

Everyone looks at me like a mangy mutt

Did I act like a slut?

Did someone say I was a whore,

For getting up and walking out the door?

So I stood up for myself for once,

So that automatically makes me a dunce?

Let me ask you,

What would you do?

Sitting on the sofa,

Craving a soda

Next thing you know your lips are on his,

You realize what this feeling is

Thinking to yourself, “this can’t be true.”

Knowing your relationship is through

But you don’t care

As you run your fingers through his hair

Then you hear a door

What you were doing can be done no more

You can still taste his kiss

Just the thought of it, sudden bliss

You go to school the next day

Knowing what they’re going to say

Looking at you like you committed the ultimate crime,

Knowing what you did this time

Looking at you like a mangy mutt

Whispering,” she’s such a slut.”

ATTENTION DIABETICS: NEW WIRELESS PUMP!

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 17:00:00 +0000

I received this brochure in the mail. I guess as soon as you are diagnosed with something the hospital sends out your name to every company they can profit from. But, really, I don't get that much mail. It was just another "newsletter" that was nothing but a couple of stories and A TON of ad. So i flipped through it and my eye caught this little story. It was for this amazing insulin pump that was completely wireless. It is called The Omnipod and what it does is basically that it is an insulin pump that instead of the reservoir being in the pump it is a disposable little bubble directly on the injection site that you fill with up to 200 units of insulin. it comes complete with non-replaceable batteries and automatic insertion (seen in most Medtronic infusion sites). The base, which most of you would call the pump but I don't think that that name fits, is a PDA-like device called a Personal Diabetes Manager (PDM) is just like a normal insulin pump only there are no wires! I am not for certain the price of a revolutionary product like this, but you can click here.

Why I'm an atheist

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:27:00 +0000

May i just say christians piss me off. not only am i tired of trying to have some idiotic story of a jewish zombie that can make me live forever if i symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him i accept him as my master so he can remove an evil force from my soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree forced on to me. Makes perfect freaking sense to me. How about you? I just don't get why all these religions think they are right. I just really don't think that their is some 8-armed blue chick watching my every move. It just doesn't make sense. I will protect my 1st amendment to the death, but just don't try and force that crap on me.

R.I.P. George Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:29:00 +0000

You Will Be Missed

Brand new blog

noreply@blogger.com (Bubba) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:43:00 +0000

Hey people this is my first ever blog. I named it Prick My Finger for two reasons: a) I'm a type I diabetic and 2) George Carlin: "You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick" from his 7 words bit.