The Principal at Work

More males to the Principal’s Office

admin — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 03:33:10 +0000

What’s up, guys? More males than ever have been coming in to my office, sent by teachers, ratted out by their fellow students, or turned in by their wives for just plain being slackers.

You guys have no discipline at all. You need a good spanking, I’ll tell you, that’s for sure. And so many guys lately are going to end up in the sissy track, on the boy’s cheerleading team, wearing women’s clothing all the time. We know exactly how to deal with you guys. By the time we’re done with you, you’ll be the best sissy maids you could ever be. Why, you might even be begging us to castrate you!

A slave spanks himself

admin — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:37:02 +0000

I have a lot of different things for sale, only a few of which appear on my Niteflirt listings or homepage, which are admittedly severe. One is a spanking assignment, which is purchased with the requirement that a recording will be made and submitted to me for evaluation.

Indeed, I recently received a very nice recording of just such a session.

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Although I used to have a fair amount of stuff for sale on my pages, not a lot of it sold. It is on my list of things to do for me to make pages on my website to provide ideas and more stuff to buy. What does everybody think?

Starting the marriage off right

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:37:22 +0000

A little soul-searching, a little honesty…

101 reasons why men cheat

admin — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:17:37 +0000

Tiger Woods edition.

Based, of course, on the Tiger Woods scandal and the degeneracy of men in general.

My favorite is this one:

56. …or in the Principal’s office?

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Carrie Prejean and the lawsuit settlement

admin — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:27:58 +0000

You remember when Carrie Prejean, the Miss California beauty queen who got into a bit of trouble after speaking out in favor of “opposite marriage” and saying that she was raised to be opposed to gay marriage?

And Donald Trump came out in favor of her keeping her post as Miss California after using the pageant as a platform for spouting her radical fundamentalist views, but then let the pageant dismiss her when it turns out she was not keeping up with her schedule of nicey-nicey fluff PR appearances, which is after all what these pageants are about.

By then, the nude photos, the story about her mother and father both having homosexual relationships before their breakup…

She had dated Michael Phelps, whew!

She tried to be a guest host on a right wing talk show, but she was incoherent and sounded really stupid.

I can’t remember now who sued who first. Maybe she sued them for stripping her of her title, and they responded by suing her for the cost of the boob implants that they had paid for to boost her confidence.

Then there was a settlement. It turns out that she walked away with nothing after they told her they had a copy of the home sex tape she had starred in. Well, well.

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Forget to do something?

admin — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:51:17 +0000

You always had it in the back of your mind that you were going to accomplish something totally impressive. But did you? NOOOooo….

This guy did. Watch it and weep for your pathetic, wasted life.

Oops, I did it again – Craig Fergusen

admin — Thu, 21 May 2009 01:45:52 +0000

This is just way too funny for words. I hope he does a lot more of this sort of thing.

Bad pickup lines

admin — Thu, 07 May 2009 02:52:34 +0000

For the most part these are hilarious. Read them and weep. Studies have shown that when a guy approaches a woman in a bar, he blows it completely and ends up looking like an arrogant fool. Only when the woman makes the first move does the guy have any hope of getting anywhere.

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Cat got your tongue? She’s pissed…

admin — Thu, 07 May 2009 02:47:30 +0000

Better watch out when your mate is acting, um, catty.

Send a stripper to your reunion

admin — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:55:17 +0000

This is absolutely hilarious. A woman who hated her high school hired a stripper to impersonate her at her 10th reunion, then made a movie about it. Due to the need to get permission from everyone in it, it will probably never be released. But the trailer is absolutely a hoot!