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	<title>Professor Hobo - college, students, professors, &amp; cats</title>
	
	<link>http://www.professorhobo.com</link>
	<description>A cartoon about college, students, professors, and cats.</description>
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		<title>24 Variables</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ProfessorHobo/~3/jyPNp8A-G18/24-variables</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/22/24-variables#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Eight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[math]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Science Professor]]></category>

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</a></p>More educational videos should actually work like this. Sadly, Sesame Street is the only educational show that seems to have any sense of humor about itself.]]></description>
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</a></p>			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More educational videos should actually work like this.  Sadly, Sesame Street is the only educational show that seems to have any sense of humor about itself.</p>
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		<title>Ghosts of Students Past</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ProfessorHobo/~3/JSOz0ewozWE/ghosts-of-students-past</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/20/ghosts-of-students-past#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Eight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Evil Beard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Professor Hobo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/20/ghosts-of-students-past</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/20/ghosts-of-students-past" title="Ghosts of Students Past"><img src="http://www.professorhobo.com//comics/2013-05-20.jpg" alt="Ghosts of Students Past" class="comicthumbnail" title="Ghosts of Students Past" />
</a></p>Every time we do a joke remotely related to the blind we get people accusing of us mocking the blind. I implore you, dear readers, stop reading our comics to the blind!]]></description>
	<p><a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/20/ghosts-of-students-past" title="Ghosts of Students Past"><img src="http://www.professorhobo.com//comics/2013-05-20.jpg" alt="Ghosts of Students Past" class="comicthumbnail" title="Ghosts of Students Past" />
</a></p>			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every time we do a joke remotely related to the blind we get people accusing of us mocking the blind.  I implore you, dear readers, stop reading our comics to the blind!</p>
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		<title>Google Glass App</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ProfessorHobo/~3/B147c24IIrY/google-glass-app</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/17/google-glass-app#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Eight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google Glass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Megan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NERD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trey]]></category>

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</a></p>Google Glass is really cool technology without yet a killer app to make everyone rush out to buy one, even after they drop from their current $1,500 price tag. I assume someone will come up with one, but honestly even then I can&#8217;t imagine them every becoming as ubiquitous as smartphones.]]></description>
	<p><a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/17/google-glass-app" title="Google Glass App"><img src="http://www.professorhobo.com//comics/2013-05-17.jpg" alt="Google Glass App" class="comicthumbnail" title="Google Glass App" />
</a></p>			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Google Glass is really cool technology without yet a killer app to make everyone rush out to buy one, even after they drop from their current $1,500 price tag.  I assume someone will come up with one, but honestly even then I can&#8217;t imagine them every becoming as ubiquitous as smartphones.</p>
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		<title>Ban Violent Video Games</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ProfessorHobo/~3/xTAxsQmFIK8/ban-violent-video-games</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/15/ban-violent-video-games#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Eight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Billy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video games]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/15/ban-violent-video-games" title="Ban Violent Video Games"><img src="http://www.professorhobo.com//comics/2013-05-15.jpg" alt="Ban Violent Video Games" class="comicthumbnail" title="Ban Violent Video Games" />
</a></p>I keep waiting for the reports of massive deaths caused by Katamari Damacy. I haven&#8217;t heard of anyone rolling up victims into a giant ball, but you know it must be coming. Stupid video games.]]></description>
	<p><a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/15/ban-violent-video-games" title="Ban Violent Video Games"><img src="http://www.professorhobo.com//comics/2013-05-15.jpg" alt="Ban Violent Video Games" class="comicthumbnail" title="Ban Violent Video Games" />
</a></p>			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I keep waiting for the reports of massive deaths caused by Katamari Damacy.  I haven&#8217;t heard of anyone rolling up victims into a giant ball, but you know it must be coming.  Stupid video games.</p>
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		<title>Optimist’s Guide to Dating</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ProfessorHobo/~3/XdhutevOPUA/optimists-guide-to-dating</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/13/optimists-guide-to-dating#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Eight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Billy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Megan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/13/optimists-guide-to-dating</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/13/optimists-guide-to-dating" title="Optimist&#8217;s Guide to Dating"><img src="http://www.professorhobo.com//comics/2013-05-13.jpg" alt="Optimist&#8217;s Guide to Dating" class="comicthumbnail" title="Optimist&#8217;s Guide to Dating" />
</a></p>I suppose this isn&#8217;t an entirely unhealthy response to rejection, assuming one isn&#8217;t living in total denial. And in this case, Trey is definitely in denial.]]></description>
	<p><a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/13/optimists-guide-to-dating" title="Optimist’s Guide to Dating"><img src="http://www.professorhobo.com//comics/2013-05-13.jpg" alt="Optimist’s Guide to Dating" class="comicthumbnail" title="Optimist’s Guide to Dating" />
</a></p>			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suppose this isn&#8217;t an entirely unhealthy response to rejection, assuming one isn&#8217;t living in total denial.  And in this case, Trey is definitely in denial.</p>
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		<title>Honey Bite Bite</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ProfessorHobo/~3/DTA47a_VIJI/honey-bite-bite</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/10/honey-bite-bite#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Eight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amanda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Honey Bite Bite]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/10/honey-bite-bite</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/10/honey-bite-bite" title="Honey Bite Bite"><img src="http://www.professorhobo.com//comics/2013-05-10.jpg" alt="Honey Bite Bite" class="comicthumbnail" title="Honey Bite Bite" />
</a></p>Every time I see people try to avoid something because it sounds mildly dirty, they always end up making it sound ten time dirtier. It must be some cosmic force at work.]]></description>
	<p><a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/10/honey-bite-bite" title="Honey Bite Bite"><img src="http://www.professorhobo.com//comics/2013-05-10.jpg" alt="Honey Bite Bite" class="comicthumbnail" title="Honey Bite Bite" />
</a></p>			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every time I see people try to avoid something because it sounds mildly dirty, they always end up making it sound ten time dirtier.  It must be some cosmic force at work.</p>
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		<title>Young Adult Fiction</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ProfessorHobo/~3/lm8DmZkHfPI/young-adult-fiction</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/08/young-adult-fiction#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Eight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amanda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Honey Bite Bite]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jimmy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[writing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/08/young-adult-fiction" title="Young Adult Fiction"><img src="http://www.professorhobo.com//comics/2013-05-08.jpg" alt="Young Adult Fiction" class="comicthumbnail" title="Young Adult Fiction" />
</a></p>A book series about a redneck child beauty pageant contestant who is also a vampire? No, I wouldn&#8217;t read that. But a film series? Yes, I would watch that. Or even a TV show. Hire the producers of The Walking Dead, stat!]]></description>
	<p><a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/08/young-adult-fiction" title="Young Adult Fiction"><img src="http://www.professorhobo.com//comics/2013-05-08.jpg" alt="Young Adult Fiction" class="comicthumbnail" title="Young Adult Fiction" />
</a></p>			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A book series about a redneck child beauty pageant contestant who is also a vampire?  No, I wouldn&#8217;t read that.  But a film series?  Yes, I would watch that.  Or even a TV show.  Hire the producers of The Walking Dead, stat!</p>
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		<title>Sports Engineering</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ProfessorHobo/~3/Ok4mXru5ScI/sports-engineering</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/06/sports-engineering#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Eight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Billy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[engineering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sports]]></category>

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</a></p>I think in store they probably get mad if you try to play this game. They can&#8217;t stifle American creativity..using British products, forever. Though using a Dyson fan like this would somewhat resemble Quidditch, which is again a British invention.]]></description>
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</a></p>			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think in store they probably get mad if you try to play this game.  They can&#8217;t stifle American creativity..using British products, forever.  Though using a Dyson fan like this would somewhat resemble Quidditch, which is again a British invention.</p>
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		<title>Skype’d</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ProfessorHobo/~3/tLmmxX_tC_s/skyped</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/03/skyped#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Eight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Billy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jimmy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>

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</a></p>Anyone who has ever tried to teach a parent new technology can relate. That is, if you could even get them as far as depicted in this strip.]]></description>
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</a></p>			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone who has ever tried to teach a parent new technology can relate.  That is, if you could even get them as far as depicted in this strip.</p>
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		<title>What Women Want</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ProfessorHobo/~3/H2bkUiJ0EWI/what-women-want</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2013/05/01/what-women-want#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Eight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jimmy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NERD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>

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</a></p>A lot of people get up in arms about what Google can discover from your search history. I think they mostly discover the majority of us are fairly boring.]]></description>
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</a></p>			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A lot of people get up in arms about what Google can discover from your search history.  I think they mostly discover the majority of us are fairly boring.</p>
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