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		<title>Gatsby</title>
		<link>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/09/08/gatsby</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Five]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jimmy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[literature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Professor Hobo]]></category>

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	Academic arguments are always the funniest when they&#8217;re just barely wrong. You agree with Professor Hobo that it almost makes sense, and then in the same instant Jimmy undermines his own credibility. Self-defeatism is at the core of most comedy.]]></description>
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	<p>Academic arguments are always the funniest when they&#8217;re just barely wrong.  You agree with <a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/tag/professor-hobo" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with Professor Hobo">Professor Hobo</a> that it almost makes sense, and then in the same instant Jimmy undermines his own credibility.  Self-defeatism is at the core of most comedy.</p>
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		<title>Heart of the Matter</title>
		<link>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/09/06/heart-of-the-matter</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Five]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amanda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Professor Hobo]]></category>

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	We&#8217;ve used variations of this &#8220;all literature is about sex&#8221; joke a few times now. However, it can&#8217;t be emphasized enough how much it feels that way to an undergrad immersed in four or five literature courses. And since it can&#8217;t, we&#8217;re here to help.]]></description>
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	<p>We&#8217;ve used variations of this &#8220;all <a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/tag/literature" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with literature">literature</a> is about sex&#8221; joke a few times now.  However, it can&#8217;t be emphasized enough how much it feels that way to an undergrad immersed in four or five <a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/tag/literature" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with literature">literature</a> courses.  And since it can&#8217;t, we&#8217;re here to help.</p>
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		<title>Book Return</title>
		<link>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/09/03/book-return</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/09/03/book-return#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Five]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rick]]></category>

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	I always figure this is how customer service people should treat customers. No, not give them pornography, but give them the tools of their own destruction. I think it would make it a more rewarding job.]]></description>
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	<p>I always figure this is how customer service people should treat customers.  No, not give them pornography, but give them the tools of their own destruction.  I think it would make it a more rewarding job.</p>
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		<title>Registration Card</title>
		<link>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/09/01/registration-card</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Five]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Professor Hobo]]></category>
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	Advisors having to register students is always a good idea until you see what actually goes on. They try their best, but they&#8217;re usually only slightly less clueless than students.]]></description>
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	<p>Advisors having to register students is always a good idea until you see what actually goes on.  They try their best, but they&#8217;re usually only slightly less clueless than students.</p>
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		<title>Newfound Knowledge</title>
		<link>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/08/27/newfound-knowledge</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/08/27/newfound-knowledge#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Five]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coach T]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[President Czar]]></category>

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	Coach T is so proud of everything he says, does, thinks, or perhaps even passes by on the street. Pairing him with someone arrogant like President Czar usually results in humor, regardless of what we do. This is assembly line humor.]]></description>
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	<p><a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/tag/coach-t" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with Coach T">Coach T</a> is so proud of everything he says, does, thinks, or perhaps even passes by on the street.  Pairing him with someone arrogant like <a href="http://www.professorhobo.com/tag/president-czar" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with President Czar">President Czar</a> usually results in humor, regardless of what we do.  This is assembly line humor.</p>
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		<title>Puddles</title>
		<link>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/08/25/puddles</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/08/25/puddles#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Five]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Assistant Coach]]></category>
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	We had a bit of trouble with this strip. The last line went through about three rewrites. It originally referenced Raiden, the Japanese god of thunder. We ended up thinking that was perhaps too vague, and for most people an old fashioned Zeus call out would work best.]]></description>
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	<p>We had a bit of trouble with this strip.  The last line went through about three rewrites.  It originally referenced Raiden, the Japanese god of thunder.  We ended up thinking that was perhaps too vague, and for most people an old fashioned Zeus call out would work best.</p>
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		<title>Whip Into Shape</title>
		<link>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/08/23/whip-into-shape</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Five]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Coach T]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sports]]></category>

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	This strip originates from watching a real college football practice in the rain. It didn&#8217;t seem safe, but more than that it didn&#8217;t seem like much fun. I would have taken an umbrella with me while I ran drills.]]></description>
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	<p>This strip originates from watching a real college football practice in the rain.  It didn&#8217;t seem safe, but more than that it didn&#8217;t seem like much fun.  I would have taken an umbrella with me while I ran drills.</p>
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		<title>Favoritism</title>
		<link>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/08/20/favoritism</link>
		<comments>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/08/20/favoritism#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Five]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Female Professor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[President Czar]]></category>

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	This is a country music styled joke. A lot of country songs are built around a repeating chorus that in the last verse changes its meaning. This joke works the same way. It&#8217;s the Conway Twitty of comic strips.]]></description>
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	<p>This is a country music styled joke.  A lot of country songs are built around a repeating chorus that in the last verse changes its meaning.  This joke works the same way.  It&#8217;s the Conway Twitty of comic strips.</p>
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		<title>The Wall</title>
		<link>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/08/18/the-wall</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Five]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Evil Beard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[President Czar]]></category>

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	This is an actual comment from a student evaluation. What does it mean? The world will likely never know.]]></description>
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	<p>This is an actual comment from a student evaluation.  What does it mean?  The world will likely never know.</p>
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		<title>Yearly Review</title>
		<link>http://www.professorhobo.com/2010/08/16/yearly-review</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Season Five]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. Klownus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[President Czar]]></category>

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	Student evaluations often present you with perplexing, confusing, and just plain weird feedback. However, that doesn&#8217;t mean they&#8217;re always wrong.]]></description>
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	<p>Student evaluations often present you with perplexing, confusing, and just plain weird feedback.  However, that doesn&#8217;t mean they&#8217;re always wrong.</p>
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