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Sexy College Girls On How To Flirt

noreply@blogger.com (Professor Hans Von Puppet) — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:41:00 +0000

Flirting is defined as a playful behaviour to awaken sexual desire. College girls in the old days are not that oriented with the gesture. Currently, these hot college girls are the authorities.

There are numerous techniques on how to flirt in the university campus. We asked a pair of sexy college girls and they shared their personal way on flirting a man within the campus.

You are flirting when you are...

- - Whispering arousing words and phrases on a guy
- - Give a guy your phone number and tell him to call you
- - Request a person straight for sex
- - Use seductive clothing
- - Make seductive movements
- - Caress a person on the most sensitive part of his body

There are a great deal of techniques to flirt; however, akin with any kind of motion, everything depends on how you carry out the conduct.

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Beautiful College Girls In Overcoming Jealousy

noreply@blogger.com (Professor Hans Von Puppet) — Sat, 20 Oct 2012 20:59:00 +0000

College girls and boys nowadays are open in issues of sex and relationship. For this reason, when it comes to girlfriends and boyfriends problem, these modern day young adults get it seriously.

Overcoming jealousy is a single common topic on each group of sexy college girls. It is not amazing to get jealous but they have to make their guys feel they are terribly serious about the romantic relationship. But even if these young ladies want to have all the fellas they like, hot college girls get jealous also.

So how these sexy coeds overcome jealousy? They pretend they're not jealous, they go out with other men and even want these fellas to get jealous as effectively. Certainly, college girls presently are a bit naughty but they positive are a lot more amazing, liable, and even far more alluring people.

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My Gay Roommate

noreply@blogger.com (Professor Hans Von Puppet) — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 18:36:00 +0000

I have never ever genuinely mentioned anyone regarding my freshman year in school. The complete acquaintances I have fulfilled on the way and partied with have for certain imparted me with a couple of neat tales to explain to, and they personified ones that have been usually shared, yet when it concerned one of the strangest points in a year, this is the first time I am really verbalizing out about it. It is not that I am ashamed to discourse it, anything but truly. However it was these kinds of a unique expertise that the venues for telling men and women just aren’t there, especially considering that you have no thought how men and women will respond.

I remember it as however it was yesterday. I acquired out with a couple of hot college girls buddies to a standard party, however require to go again to my university girls’ dormitory place kinda forward of time as I got class the succeeding day, and I could not shed it. As a facet notice, if I experienced never referred to as it an early night time, this never ever would have been materialized. Anyway, I am clearing up a handful of nighttime research when my roommate went residence. It appears as she attended a social gathering also nevertheless she chose not to phone it early alike mine. She’s faltering a bit, and I have been at fault of the equivalent make a difference just before, thus there is nothing at all out of the regular at the minute.

After a rapidly alter, she chosed to just lay down in her bra and thong. Then, I commenced to believe matters are quite uncommon. She needs to switch the light off and I told her to go correct in advance. I snap my desk lamp on and returned to perform as she lay down her bed. We converse for a little bit, while and then appears to taper off. I am not in a great deal of a state of mind to speak, as I have a few hours of work forward of me.

Around twenty minutes elapsed and she’s as relaxed down as can be. I’ve obtained my earphones alongside so I am rather engaged into what I’m doing. Suddenly I get the strangest impact that a person is powering me. I've no concept how appear; nevertheless I did not difficulty turning all around. And so, out of nowhere, my roommate began to kiss my neck. I am shocked. I have no thought why she acted that way to get started with. Could she have been sleepwalking? Whatever, it did not matter; leastwise until she did it over once more.

I was totally freaked out at this point that I nearly freezed. What was I expected to say? If I bugged absent on her it could have induced the roommate affair extremely hard continuing. She was amazing to go celebration with and I didn’t want to make her affair I despised her. I let it carry on she then moved about me about and kissed me on the lips. I attempted to combat her off for a number of instants, but I distinctly was not putting a great deal drive into it.

In scenario there’s a gentleman studying this, I’m dying to wreck it for you. We did not transfer practically farther than a couple of smooching. I’m not a homosexual, and at numerous stages I did say no. We in no way talked again about what happened that night, and she never went to me afterwards. I even now have no idea up to this moment if she’s certainly a bisexual person; nevertheless it was an exemplary encounter that I’ll always remember.

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HANS: Wish I could go though if that's ok but you just say, Welcome to Hans on Sex,

Professor Puppet After Dark ready, take out and action.

PENNY: Welcome to Hans on Sex

HANS: No sorry, HANS, HANS..

PENNY: Oh HANS, sorry I'm very British.

HANS: Ok here we go, 3,2..

PENNY: Welcome to Hans on Sexsh

HANS: on sex, hans on sex

PENNY: Oh

HANS: HANS ON SEX

PENNY: Oh sex

HANS: Yeah hans on sex. To show how sexy she does.

PENNY: oh yeah ofcourse, it's always *toot*

HANS: Ok here we go. Hans on Sex, Professor Puppet After Dark. Ok here we go and action.

PENNY: Welcome to Hans on Sex, Professor Puppet After Dark.

HANS: Hello my friends! Welcome back to Professor Puppet After Dark. We had a very wonderful sponsor, contacted my assistant Penny for another episode. Welcome back Penny!

PENNY: Hello!

HANS: It's so nice to see you again.

PENNY: It's lovely to be back.

HANS: You know darling you left behind something here. Something I have to hide.

PENNY: Did I just..

HANS: Oh just right here.

PENNY: Oh yes that's mine.

HANS: When we had a drink last time, you did a classic come in there, that's the least behind you know. This goes back centuries you know. That someone to have seen a lady to say whatever you have to say and leave something behind you know and you seem to leave it behind and you wanted to come back, just don't say anything because you have don't know, "Hey, you left your necklace here. You have to had at my house. Oh good heavens! I must come by and get it," you know. And when you leave it behind and there go, "Oh you forgot your hat!," you know, they are moron. And then you'll stay and they will tell you something like here's your hat don't you worry you know. But I saw you leave it but I want you to come back so.

PENNY: I'm very flattered.

HANS: Oh I don't. So, Hans on Sex Summary Answered Questions and Education. It touch about the monkey business but tell me, what can I help you?

PENNY: Okay, I have another, this is a very intriguing one. This is about oral sex and anal sex.

HANS: Okay.

PENNY: Okay so I know lots of women and I'm included that likes more oral sex.

HANS: Really? That's wonderful.

PENNY: Wonderful thing. Now what becomes tricky is now we prefer somethings that anus, a very sensitive area of a man.

HANS: Well it is.

PENNY: And so, we're thinking, in the heat of passion when you're giving your boyfriend or partner whatever pleasure, could you insert finger without having spoken to them before?

HANS: Well..

PENNY: Or just do it anyway, just whether in the heat of passion, would they mind or is it a tricky, or should I approach the subject before that?

HANS: Well that is a thinker bell you know because do you, okay you're going down on a young man, the lucky fella. You called it old fella right?

PENNY: Exactly yes..

HANS: And you feel it to pick it up at lunch as they say.

PENNY: Yes.

HANS: Add a little spice to the ginger right?

PENNY: Exactly.

HANS: And so you wanna take a little finger there. Hopefully, well trimmed crooked finger.

PENNY: A well trimmed finger.

HANS: And well *toot*, give a little poke in the backdoor.

PENNY: That's right.

HANS: That is very exciting. That is very interesting idea. You know something without going all the way deep for the backdoor, you can go right next to it or right close to it or the tangible area there between the balls and the poo poo there, you can get a work your way in you know. If you go for the tank and it goes, " hey what you doing? stop it hey! wowowow!" Then you know, you know maybe that's where you wanna take it slow okay? But if he's like "wohoow!" if suddenly you know he goes high school crawston, he starts to jiggle around a little bit you know proceed, proceed with caution but proceed by all means, proceed. Is that something helpful for you?

PENNY: That's supah helpful. Thank you.

HANS: I'm so glad you're interested with my field of study. Alright. If you any more questions for me or for my lovely assistant Penny here. Do not hesitate to send them to professorpuppet@rocketpictures.net. Is there anything that you would like to say darling?

PENNY: Just that I think that it's very important to pleasure your partner in every way possible.

HANS: That is so true. She's excellent. You're wonderful. You know they say, you can't pick an instance these days but I have been thankful. Alright, awesome! ciao for now!

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noreply@blogger.com (Professor Hans Von Puppet) — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 15:31:00 +0000

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Hans: Hello my friends! I'm Professor Van Puppet and welcome to Hans on Sex Professor Puppet After Dark.

Hans: Today I have a special guest at the studio. This is my new assistant, Ms. Penny.

Penny: Hello!

Hans: Isn't she's lovely? She's English, you know.

Penny: I am.

Hans: I don't care if she's what empire or anything. Anyway, welcome to Hans on Sex darling.

Penny: Thank you darling.

Hans: Is there anything I can care off for you, any questions I can answer or anything you would like to share at our people today?

Penny: Yes sometimes in the UK, we have situations where we might get into a threesome.

Hans: Oh,.

Penny: Yes and so because we're very polite, when would be the right time maybe to bring up to have some possibility of a threesome with your partner?

Hans: Okay well it depends. If it is you who's bring up, a pretty girl like you bring up a threesome, ok, anytime is fine. But you better bring the girl, you should have the girl ready. You gotta bring the girl because you cannot imagine bring the girl, he's gonna mess it up, ok? or he's gonna bring a girl he's already got lined up which means there's trouble in paradise already, ok? This threesome thing, you should talk about before you go looking for the partner, that is my opinion, ok? If you're a man and you want a threesome, you gotta figure out a way to make the woman think she thought about herself.

Penny: Oh clever..

Hans: I'm not sure on how you do that but I think it will play better that way. Always make sure that your wife, your girlfriend, the threesome you know the double one of your threesome know that she's number one, that she's special you know because you always want to make your lover, your wife, your girlfriend feel special. You are very special actually.

Penny: Oh thank you.

Hans: Can you tell me are there any special slangs for the genitals in England that we have might not hear in America?

Penny: I suppose, well I'm not really sure if you guys use COCK.

Hans: COCK yes we.

Penny: We say the OLD FELLA sometimes.

Hans: OLD FELLA!

Penny: Yes.

Hans: OLD FELLA, alright.

Penny: THE OLD FELLA or THE OLD KOJAK.

Hans: THE OLD KOJAK.

Penny: Yes.

Hans: Ok.

Penny: That's very old school.

Hans: I see.

Penny: Well we say LITTLE WILLY as well.

Hans: LITTLE WILLY?

Penny: We had a tv show..

Hans: Has it got to be LITTLE WILLY or it could it just be willy old stock.

Penny: Well the funny thing is,

Hans: Because you shouldn't be use to what little when we're discussing about genitals.

Penny: You're probably right, yes.

Hans: You should just use words like enormous, awesome, threatening, pendulous you know stuff like that. But little, no.

Penny: Well the reason is, it was because of a tv show.

Hans: really?

Penny: There was a little dog on the tv show that is called LITTLE WILLY.

Hans: You're kidding!

Penny: Yes.

Hans: It's a dog called little willy?

Penny: That's right.

Hans: I have no idea. Well we learned something today. I taught you something about threesomes and you taught me something about little dogs in England and why you called little willy. Well thank you so much for being here in my show. Would you like to come back again?

Penny: Oh yes please.

Hans: Ok, if you would like a question for me or for my good friend Penny here, just send it to professorpuppet@rocketpictures.net. It's been lovely speaking to you..

Penny: buhbye!

Hans: Bye! So before you leave we could hang out a little maybe?

Penny: Maybe.

Hans: How about some cocktails? Let me just turn this off, ok.

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noreply@blogger.com (Professor Hans Von Puppet) — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 16:51:00 +0000

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Hello Ladies! Welcome to Hans on Sex. Professor Puppet After Dark. You know most of the questions I get on the query of "How do I please a woman? How can I last longer for my woman?" No one ever ask, "How do I please my man?" Why is that? Well, you might think that men are easiest to please and they are. But just want to look on that. For men you'll see, sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's very good but when it's bad, it's still pretty good. Meaning, they get off they're still fully satisfied. It's like any sexual encounter, it's just a big empty box and when you have the orgasm, bum! The box has checked off. From a deep evolutionary level its mission accomplished. Our DNA has been deposited and our biological repelative has been accomplished. So yes, and that's it we are easy to please yes. But if you ladies want to please your men, all you have to do is just have sex with them, that's pretty much it. But here are few tips a little advice to help you not only give your man one of these but to satisfy him to give you one of these. Ok here we go, when you start fooling awhile, you know kissing and smooching and hugging and all that. At the earliest opportunity, touch his penis. I'm telling you, there's not a man alive who will not go for this. I know you ladies like to be demure and coquettish but get in there. Let him know you mean business. I mean, I mean don't just latch on like you used to lying drive or something but don't be afraid of the penis. And if it's really early on and it's not quite happening down there yet, believe me it will rise to your touch. Touch it lightly, rub it firmly. It's all good, don't be afraid of it. But that said, you should know the penis. It's not all one thing you know. Ok, I'm gonna draft for you, the SHAFT, the sides of the penis. This could take a lot of punishment, no need to be delicate here. Just like the inside of your vagina. It loves the friction of the sex act. So whatever you do with your hand, to stimulate that is a good idea. But the tip you know this is analagous to your clitoris. Infact that can all be zygotes you know pre- fetuses. They were exactly the same thing. If you ended up a boy, it became a penis head and if you were a girl it became a clitoris. Isn't that fascinating! So be a little more gentle up there, it's very sensitive. Especially, immediately after the orgasm, it's explosively sensitive and you'd really be left alone if you don't want your man to twitch convulsively. You know at one time, that's also a product of evolution you know. The orgasm makes the men's tip so sensitive. It is also freeze there and hold tight, not able to get on and that's what gives the little sperms the best chance of getting to the target. Ugh! Nice job evolution!

Okay, one more thing, a tip for your foreplay fondling ladies, the BALLS, the TESTICLES. Yeah they're right there so you might be feeling obliged to grab on to them on something. But let me tell you, these are very sensitive. But they are way more sensitive to pain than they are to pleasure. Nobody's is gonna get off from anything you do to the balls. But if you squeeze them, you will lose a friend right now I'm telling you. But as said the whole area where the genitals stay is very sensitive. It doesn't get alot of attention you should. So tickle that taint! Everybody's unique. You never know what your lover is really gonna go for unless you keep trying. And take an interested piece single partner. Say do like this, you know. Make it ok for your lover to say what they want. It will pay off for you I guarantee. Ok? That's it for me; I'll see you soon on Hans on Sex. Professor Puppet After Dark. If you have any questions for me at all, please keep them coming to professorpuppet@rocketpictures.net.

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Hello ladies and Welcome to Professor Puppet After Dark.

I'm so sorry it's been so long since my last episode. I've been very busy. Have you been kind of in sexual walkabout you know. As a sex therapist myself, has advice group. It's important for me to keep my toward pool as it was and always keep researching. Thank God I enjoy my work. Anyway, I'm sorry to keep you waiting. To tell you the truth, I have starved from material. Everybody keeps sending me the same questions. "How do I please woman?", "How do I last longer?". I tell you I need some better questions people. I want some really weird stuff, you know stuff that would make the rest of doctor feels half alive. Like, " Professor Puppet, my boyfriend or they can get off, he's wearing his mother's wedding dress, is that a problem?" I would gladly contribute an answer for that if you would just to ask it. You know I don't wanna bash expert, break the heat, send me your toughest question. My personal email address is right here, professorpuppet@rocketpictures.net. I will answer you right here on loving video. And you know if you want to send your questions on video, that would be more than welcome. Just get your webcam, get some nice lighting desk so I can see you maybe front something little sexy and send me your questions. I cant wait to see which gram with like, "Professor Puppet, How can I please my man?" That's a tips for you there baby, I'll tell you right now. Anyway, there's nothing I would like better than to add your sexy face to my show in a little window right here. I feel like you're there already. So get to it, send me some sexy questions on video or just on text if you are shy. You can even feel free to use an assumed name. I can even blow you out like this. Pretty cool huh? Ok. By the way, let me know how you see my show. Are you subscribing on Itunes or Youtube? Either ways please do subscribe. Subscribe, comment and share. I cannot do this without you. So here I been, waiting for your questions. Your faithful pal, Professor Hans Von Puppet. For Hans on Sex.

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You know, they say 3 is a magic number. Hello my friends! I’m professor Hans Van Puppet. Here in episode 8 in the continuing series Hans on sex Professor Puppet After Dark.

Today I’d like to get into Threesomes. Well not get into Threesomes, I mean, well I would mind doing threesomes but that is not, I want to talk about threesomes to explore the ins and outs of the, ok I’m starting again. Threesomes. What is the deal with threesomes? They are the sexy Holy Grail for some people. Something fantasize about ----- but why? Well I think it’s just an old American greed ------. It sleep with 1 person is great then sleeping with 2 has to be even better. But I think the reality of the situation is gotta be a lot trivia. If you are insulted or Charlie Sheen or something and your role is just to be the conceiver of pleasure then having 2 or more sexy ladies servicing you but no regard for ------that’s just freakin’ awesome but If you are just regular small, you are lucky to have 1 sexy lady to make love to and if you consult with whole pleasure as you should be, I would take adding a second partner might just overwhelmed your fantasies.

Now all this assumes that you are the odd man out in the threesome, the man with a 2 women oh I guess living’ with 2 beds. If you are on the team with your players, you’re gonna get more attention it just goes to follow. Sure this is the power position but with great power comes great responsibility. It’s up to you to keep your 2 partners from getting jealous of each other. Unless you have some kind of utopian free love sex festival which maybe something I can just made up. What if your partners are gonna have a much bigger claim on you than the other one like they are your wife already or something?

This is just how it usually goes, you gotta couple and you’re gonna bring a third party usually ----to spice things up. In this situation, the man has to be a particular careful to make the wife feel special. If she’s just feeling left out because he spend too much attention to the new probably your girl more sexually adventurist lady you know then you got some hurt feelings. And this thing you did try to light things up has to revenue apart. Be careful with this. Really communicate with your lover. Well with all of them, but especially to your partner about what you both want and why you are doing this. Look it’s not for everybody, if your partner suggest something you really don’t wanna do, don’t do it. If you’re not into it, it won’t be nice for either of you. But I encourage you to always be adventurous in the bedroom, as what you can stand.

If you really wanna explore this threesome, I recommend the Threesome Handbook by Vicki Vantoch. She have come to gam of possibilities in 3-way sex and triad relationships. She has taught this little way more than I have. If you wanna go for it, think about this: It occurs to me, if one of the things makes the threesome problematic is the unequal number of penises and vaginas. The man tried to please 2 ladies that once is always gonna come up short in the penis quantity department. And this is where the wife work with sex toys could come to your rescue. AdamAndEve.com has a wide variety of dildos, vibrators and other things to help keep your threesome firing on all cylinders. Well that’s it for me, keep those questions coming and enjoy your threesome!

Evolution of Gays, Transvestite, Drag Queens, Cross- Dressers, Gay Men, Homosexuals

noreply@blogger.com (Professor Hans Von Puppet) — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 06:13:00 +0000

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What would it feel like to wear women's clothes if you're a man? That particular curiosity of every boy in childhood is something that leads to dressing like one. It is indeed a social question of what would your reaction be upon looking at a male wearing clothes identified with the opposite gender. As such, cross dressing in the modern age signifies many meanings, some of which may be subjective to the wearer's meanings.

Transvestites are what are known as men who are not necessarily trans-gender however prefer wearing the clothes of the opposite gender. They are not necessarily gay and transsexual. These individuals only wear the clothes to symbolize something that they want to prove. For example, one particular transvestite wears female clothes to show people that clothes are only social symbols. The point this person is trying to prove is that clothes are still clothes no matter who are supposed to properly wear them.

The cross dressing of modern times could be seen in full effect within the early 1970's. With the many economic and sociological changes in society, people had to become resilient. Aggression and revolution had been translated into art by many. Punk music that started around this time in Europe had been what brought this idea to the mainstream. As a form of protest against the current system, punk musicians had begun to dress like women to show their resistance.

Musicians and artists are often the ones that favor such practices. In a way, resistance and uniqueness may be expressed nowadays by being quite grotesque or deeply expressive. Today, this practice goes for performance art just like stand up comedies. Drag queens are surely males who use this particular practice into something that identifies them.

Nowadays as well, this specific practice is alive and kicking inside the music and art scene of the Japanese. The rich media of Japan stemming from anime and costume plays put this specific practice up front as something common. With feminine looking (and sometimes dressing) males coming from their animations, these exhibit manly prowess in the process. Surely, cross dressing is seen as a fad in this part of the country.

Japan as well is known for their androgynous musicians. Known as visual kei, musicians in these parts of the world don extensive women's clothing. The clothing is usually themed gothic or even light and glamorous depending on the band's genre. The difference this has from western methods is that the androgynous look of the musicians makes one thing they are entirely female.

As pointed out above, many believe that this practice is for the purpose of shocking everyone with the way you look in women's clothes. Most cross dressers portray such for the reason that every culture has unique tastes in clothes associated for each gender. In some places, women are allowed to wear manly trousers. Some countries have their males wear a skirt like garment called a kilt. This is to show, as mentioned above, that clothes are only signs but they are still wearable by anybody.

Cross dressing in the modern age is not just for being unique or achieving a certain charm. This is more of a philosophical and sociological movement. The respect for individual choice as well as individual dissatisfaction and aggression could be expressed by breaking the norms of society by these symbols

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noreply@blogger.com (Professor Hans Von Puppet) — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 03:32:00 +0000

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Question number 1.

Are there any exercises that my girlfriend could do to tighten her vagina wall?

What we need is the thing called Kegel Exercise. This is named after Doctor Arnold Kegel who was a very clever fellow. It consists of repeatedly contracting and relaxing the muscles of the pelvic floor. You see, this improves the muscle tone by strengthening the Pubococcygeus Muscle. It's the muscle that you squeez to prevent yourself from urinating. Do and feel it right now and just clinch it like you don't to pee.

Learn to do that because it can reduce urinary incontinence so you won't pee yourself, it can aid with child birth for women, it can reduce premature ejaculation for men, and increase the size and intensity of your erections. It can also make the vagina tigher, it can weaner bigger. This is acutally a win-win. To bad, we don't have a Kegel Machine at the Gym.

How do you do it? Many actions are controlled by the Kegel Muscles like holding in a pee or to avoid pooping yourself. So reproduce that type of muscle clinching and you got yourself a Kegel Exercise. So whether you're on the bus or talking to your boss, or your watching your favorite adult movies you can be repeatedly clinching your Pubococcygeus Muscles. You'll be tightening your vagina if you're a woman or improving your strength power if you're a man. Noone will be the wiser.

So if your girlfriend starts her Kegel Exercises, soon her vagina will be able to give your penis the firm handshake that it deserves.

Question number 2.

Will using a vibrator too often desensitize me to regular sex?

The answer is a big YES. If you overpower the delicate sensitive nerve endings in your lady parts when unrelenting jack hammer from your heavy duty vibrator, your junk is going to get a little numb. You could get used to get anything less fails to make an impression. But don't worry, you would have to pretty punishing your genitals for that to happen. If you enjoy vibrators then why not try a few different kinds to keep your experience always fresh.

There's all kinds for you to choose from with different speed, intensity to keep your G-Spot guessing. Sure, your boyfriend's penis doesn't vibrate, or spin, or shoot rainbows or anything but it has an advantage of being attached to an actual living and breathing human person who can hold you and look into your eyes and make love to you. The flesh is always going to trump the gadget. So you may use those vibrators with moderation. Your partner will be glad who has a lady who knows what pleasese her.

How Does The Term Santorum Relate To Dan Savage and Anal Sex?

noreply@blogger.com (Professor Hans Von Puppet) — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 02:00:00 +0000

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Welcome to the Professor Puppet After Dark Show.

We've got a lot of response about our recent answers about Anal Sex. Long story short, not for everybody, take it slow, use lots of lube.

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The lube which should be used generously gets mixed up with lot of other bodily fluids including the stuff this is most closely related to, which is the poop. It's called Santorum.

This was coined by the sex columnist, Dan Savage. He loves podcast and blog and all the stuff like that. He's like Professor Hans Von Puppet touring all over the country doing his sexual ministry. With the power of Savage's online presence, he defined Santorum as the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

It's really unpleasant to talk about this but this makes me laugh to think that is named after Rick Santorum - the very anti-gay, very sex negative right wing republican candidate.

I think this is hilarious. This is the power of cleverness over stupidity. This is the power of understanding technology over regressive thinking.

Dan Savage use the power of Google to overwhelm the name Santorum which this definition.

If you Google Santorum first you will find the poop stuff.

You know our new century is only eleven years old and we have all kinds of new words. Unfriend, Macchiato. Google was just a name of a company and now it's a verb.

And now, Rick Santorum right after his bid for the republican nominations he's forgotten and he shrinks back behind the curtain of homophobic negative sex right wing nutty jobs. But his name will forever live on as the disgusting by-product you get from riding the Hershey highway. Hypersmash.com Ping site

How To Get Your Women Squirt and Scream to the Point of Ecstasy

noreply@blogger.com (Professor Hans Von Puppet) — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 04:00:00 +0000

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Hello Ladies! It's me professor Hans Von Puppet back for Episode 4 of Hans on Sex, Professor Puppet After Dark.

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Well, let's straight to the question. Let's find something new this week. Something hi-tech. We've got a video question from Jack in Newport, Wales. Let see what he wants.

Dear Professor Puppet,

When me and my girlfriend make love she doesn't scream. She lies like a fish and I'm kind of worried that she's dead. Is she dead or am I doing something wrong? I've touched her in all the right places but she always lays there much like a fish.

Well, Jack, I hope she's not dead. She probably isn't. But have you checked her pulse? Does she respond to questions? Do her eyes follow moving objects? If it's 'yes' on any of these then probably she's not dead. But that doesn't mean you're doing something wrong.

Your expectation is that she will be screaming. But I found a lot more unusual the 'Dead Fish' thing. A lot of women especially young ones, like the ones in college, maybe like to have sex secretly. Maybe in the car, or their parent's basement where they think you’re playing some bubba pool.

Young people like to have sex in the state of alertness. Like a deer in the forest. They freeze up when they hear footsteps of daddy coming down the hall. This is evolutionary. You can use this kind of sneaky secret sex and you'll not gonna be much of a screamer.

Personally, I found that women who screams a lot during sex is kind of a double edge sword. I mean I love the positive feedback but I start to worry that my neighbor will start hearing then a picture of getting angry. And I picture him picture me having sex. Well, believe this a**shole is somebody who you don't want to get pictures when having sex. It is really a penis-weathering image.

But Jack, back to your question. Are you doing something wrong? Well, you're asking the wrong person. You should really be asking your girlfriend. Communication is the key to great sexual encounters. May you are not touching all the right places. You might ask her, do you like this, do you like that?" Where do you like to be touched?

May the thing drove your last girlfriend crazy does nothing for this girl. May be she go crazy on the clitoris and she does die to have you lick the back of her nipples or knees or something. Who knows? Of course, you do have to consider her body language. Do you know?

If her whole body is telling you that I'm not interested in having sex, maybe it is telling the truth. And if it's the case, again, communication. That is something you want to be finding out as well. Not everything last forever.

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Okay jack I hope that this helps. Well, if it does then you get her right to that quivering point of ecstasy that you're going for then whisper in her ear saying "Professor Puppet says 'Hi'."

If it doesn't get off then nothing will.

Okay that's it for me. keep those questions coming.

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How to Stop Premature Ejaculation and To Get Your Girl Try Anal Sex

noreply@blogger.com (Professor Hans Von Puppet) — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 10:57:00 +0000

Professor Hans Von Puppet Answers a Fan Viewer Mail from Jim Bob of Arkansas.

How do you I stop myself from ejaculating too quickly?

Premature ejaculation is a serious problem that many of us face every day. You know the problem is men are trained to just go off very quickly and women take a lot more time. Part of the problem is pint up sexual energy in form of the stuff that your testicles make. And if you haven't had sex for a long time you kind cut a hair trigger and boom as soon as you get some stimulation you're as ready to go. Women, however, take a lot longer, a looottt longer, sometimes. Now, if you are worried about pleasing your woman, I'm assuming that you're a straight guy with a name of Jim Bob.

Make her pleasure a priority. Take your time. You know vaginas are like snow flakes; no two are exactly alike. And if you're with someone for the first time, you want to make a good impression, you know. Do everything you can for your partner to climax before you get to the intercourse. You know, use your fingers, your tongue, explore her body until such time that she's begging you to get inside her. And when you get to the actual sex, she is already pretty much taken care of. So if you are premature then no worries.

You know, another great solution is to plan enough time to do it twice. Maybe the first time you off like a roman candle but the second time will take a lot more time.

Sex is like anything else Jim Bob, practice makes perfect. Wanting to be the right lover is a major step in the right direction.

Here's a letter from Ms. H.F in Florida.
Every guy thinks about this

"How do I get a girl to try Anal?".

Not every guy wants to have anal. As far as from the Professor's stand point, he sees no advantage because why would you go into the backdoor when the front door is so lovely and inviting.

Your butt is not really made for this kind of thing but with proper lubrication, relaxation, and gentle slow approach it can be completely accommodating. You might even enjoy it. But your man must to know not to bust against into the backdoor like a fireman trying to save a kitten, you know. You can also start small, in fact, www.AdamAndEve.com carry a wide variety of things that are not so wide for stimulating your poop up. Just search for Butt Plugs. I think you'll be surprised at the breadth of options available. Also, you know the anus is exactly the same on the man as on the woman. So with all the same pleasure centers, the all same forbidden clinching instincts, you know, you might use these toys on your man just as easily. See how he likes it. He might like it a lot.

Okay that's it for this week. Make sure to leave some comments and send me all your questions about sex, love, and relationships; stuff like that.

I am here to help you.

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Professor Answers Fan Questions

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Compliments Your Man Wants To Hear

noreply@blogger.com (Professor Hans Von Puppet) — Mon, 28 May 2012 20:23:00 +0000

Your man oftentimes needs your compliments. Not just to boost his self-esteem, but to give him a clue that he is actually doing a good job.

Complimenting your man as well expresses security in a relationship, a simple yet awesome way of expressing your sincerity and true feelings.

Below are some known praises or compliments you can use to your man.

"You make me happy always "

"You always say the right words"

"I am completely satisfied with you"

"I can’t live without you"

"Only you can kiss me this way"

Use them and make your man feel good.

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Exceptional Sex Drive

noreply@blogger.com (Professor Hans Von Puppet) — Tue, 15 May 2012 22:12:00 +0000

I once posted on my Facebook page about people who have unique sex drive. Some people opt to eat chocolates, ice cream, smoke or even make use of weed just to improve their sexual urges.

If people are different in character and preferences, so is sex. Human beings does not share the same sexual attitude. However, akin with people who can just change their character for improvement, sex drive can be either enhanced or transformed as well.

If you thought your sex drive is weird and it bothers you so bad you want to change it...You can! Simply try having sex without it or you can transform your sex drive on a healthier and appropriate way like some exercise, good food, watching movies, or you can merely use some sex toys to turn you on.

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