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The friendzone comparison

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 11:08:00 +0000

A woman has a close male friend. This means he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for a guy going to a job interview, and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire someone who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Facts about you

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 10:07:00 +0000

Your brain has the potential to remember everything you have ever experienced, read, heard and seen. The only problem is you can't recall it, but it's all in there somewhere.
Your body is constantly replacing cells, so much so in fact, you have a completely different body than you did seven years ago.
The amount of information your brain can hold is believed to be up to 1000 terabytes. The IBM supercomputer Watson, the one Jeopardy! contestants competed against earlier in the year has 16 terabytes of RAM (what a dumbass ).
With the sperm in your testicles right now (guys), you could repopulate Dallas, and it would take you 6 months to repopulate the entire planet.
Everyone in your dreams you have seen while awake at some point in your life.
In your lifetime you will eat about 50 tons of food (You fat bastard!).
To exercise your legs the same amount of exercise your eyes get, you would need to walk 50 miles a day, every day.
In the next four years you will shed your body weight in dead skin.
Your hair grows about 12 mm a month.
You constantly sweat (about two pints a day).
Pound for pound, when you were a baby you were stronger than an ox.
You react at speeds of 170 mph.
Aside from burning, your hair is so non-disintegrative it's basically indestructible.
25,000,000 cells of you died while you read this sentence (but your body made 300 billion more of 'em today so don't worry)
You were one cell for half an hour.

20 Most Amazing Microscope Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:43:00 +0000

These amazing pictures are from the book "Microcosmos" by Brandon Brill.

1 – A wood or heathland Ant, Formica fusca, holding a microchip

2 – The surface of an Erasable Programmable Read-Only Memory silicon microchip

3 – Eyelash hairs growing from the surface of human skin

4 – The surface of a strawberry

5 – Bacteria on the surface of a human tongue

6 – Human sperm (spermatozoa), the male sex cells

7 – The nylon hooks and loops of velcro

8 – Household dust which includes long hairs such as cat fur, twisted synthetic and woolen fibers, serrated insect scales, a pollen grain, plant and insect remains

9 -The weave of a nylon stocking

10 – The end of the tongue (proboscis) of a hummingbird hawkmoth

11 – The head of a mosquito

12 – A human head louse clinging to a hair

13 – The eight eyes (two groups of four) on the head of a Mexican red-kneed tarantula

14 – Cut hairs and shaving foam between two razor blades

15 – Cigarette paper

16 – The corroded surface of a rusty metal nail

17 – The head of a Romanesco cauliflower

18 – The fungus Aspergillus fumigatus

19 – Mushrooms spores

20 – A clutch of unidentified butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant

Bicycle lift

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 12:10:00 +0000

Squirrel Photobomber Steals the Scene

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:31:00 +0000

Melissa Brandts and her husband stopped to take a photo using their camera's self-timer while vacationing in Canada. Intrigued by the sounds of the camera, a curious ground squirrel came over to check things out and popped into the frame right at the perfect moment.

Urlesque

The Tetris God

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:34:00 +0000

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Laughing Yoga Instructor

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:06:00 +0000

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Funny Dogs Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:59:00 +0000

Cat holds fox hostage and starts licking

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:53:00 +0000

CuteBreak

Dating with women

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:43:00 +0000

WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get terrific head.

Second Date: You get even more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date.

******
Mr-desi

Traffic Sign Hacks

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:36:00 +0000

From Sign Hacker.

A Baby to Remember

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 14:36:00 +0000

10 Worst YahooAnswer Health Questions of All Time

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:55:00 +0000

1. Penis Music Fail

2. Poison Freckles Fail

3. Taste Test Fail

4. Chickenpox Fail

5. Alter Eye Fail

6. Nutrition Fail

7. Conspiracy Fail

8. Watching TV Fail

9. Broken Wrist Fail

10. Period Fail

Snowflake

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:30:00 +0000

This is how a snowflake looks when seen through a microscope.

Niagra Falls Frozen

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:56:00 +0000

Leopard Seal Face-Off

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:53:00 +0000

Squirrels Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:59:00 +0000

Slow Motion 1,000 FPS

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:11:00 +0000

After bringing an 8,000 fps high definition camera to the Olympics so everyone could see Michael Phelps touch the wall first, I-Movix is ready to show off the SprintCam v3 HD at NAB 2009. While the don't-ask priced camera is way out of the range of the prosumer market it's aimed at sports and documentary makers, with what it claims is the only fully integrated slow motion system capable of 1,000 fps in full HD for broadcast.

The Coolest Math Teacher

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:43:00 +0000

A math professor prepares a special Halloween lecture that mixes pre-edited video with live action.

Nature In Amazing Colors

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:46:00 +0000

Living Root Bridges in India

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:27:00 +0000

In the depths of northeastern India, in one of the wettest places on earth, bridges aren’t built – they’re grown.

The living bridges of Cherrapunji, India are made from the roots of the Ficus elastica tree. This tree produces a series of secondary roots from higher up its trunk and can comfortably perch atop huge boulders along the riverbanks, or even in the middle of the rivers themselves.

Cherrapunji is credited with being the wettest place on earth, and The War-Khasis, a tribe in Meghalaya, long ago noticed this tree and saw in its powerful roots an opportunity to easily cross the area’s many rivers. Now, whenever and wherever the need arises, they simply grow their bridges.

In order to make a rubber tree’s roots grow in the right direction – say, over a river – the Khasis use betel nut trunks, sliced down the middle and hollowed out, to create root-guidance systems.
The thin, tender roots of the rubber tree, prevented from fanning out by the betel nut trunks, grow straight out. When they reach the other side of the river, they’re allowed to take root in the soil. Given enough time, a sturdy, living bridge is produced.

The root bridges, some of which are over a hundred feet long, take ten to fifteen years to become fully functional, but they’re extraordinarily strong – strong enough that some of them can support the weight of fifty or more people at a time

Because they are alive and still growing, the bridges actually gain strength over time – and some of the ancient root bridges used daily by the people of the villages around Cherrapunji may be well over five hundred years old.

All the credit for this post goes to Atlas Obscura’s Wonderful Post on living root bridges

Funny Pig Ears

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:20:00 +0000

Funny video of piglets moving their ears while sleeping. So cute!

Spiders On Drugs

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 01:17:00 +0000

In 1960, Dr. Peter Witt gave various drugs to spiders and observed their effects on web bulding.

Whales Blowing Bubble Rings

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 01:05:00 +0000

Doberman bites

noreply@blogger.com (Andrei) — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 14:25:00 +0000