Project Cool

Funniest Animal Video on Youtube

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 26 Jun 2013 13:28:00 +0000

This might be the funniest animal video compilation on Youtube. Mostly cats, and some of them are pretty old, but you'll be lol-ing, guaranteed. Enjoy!

Husband banned from Target

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:21:00 +0000

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samsel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he would invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called..

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

Right place, right time

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 15:24:00 +0000

Cool photos taken at the right time and place.

Funny lol cats

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 12:55:00 +0000

Funny cats with captions

Disguised Weapons

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:20:00 +0000

Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter

From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:

Looks like a normal spoon, right?

Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.

Giorgio loves Sonic

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:14:00 +0000

Here's a cool way to order at a drive-thru. Warning: this might make you hungry.

Giorgio's Youtube channel

The friendzone comparison

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 11:08:00 +0000

A woman has a close male friend. This means he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for a guy going to a job interview, and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire someone who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Facts about you

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 10:07:00 +0000

Your brain has the potential to remember everything you have ever experienced, read, heard and seen. The only problem is you can't recall it, but it's all in there somewhere.
Your body is constantly replacing cells, so much so in fact, you have a completely different body than you did seven years ago.
The amount of information your brain can hold is believed to be up to 1000 terabytes. The IBM supercomputer Watson, the one Jeopardy! contestants competed against earlier in the year has 16 terabytes of RAM (what a dumbass ).
With the sperm in your testicles right now (guys), you could repopulate Dallas, and it would take you 6 months to repopulate the entire planet.
Everyone in your dreams you have seen while awake at some point in your life.
In your lifetime you will eat about 50 tons of food (You fat bastard!).
To exercise your legs the same amount of exercise your eyes get, you would need to walk 50 miles a day, every day.
In the next four years you will shed your body weight in dead skin.
Your hair grows about 12 mm a month.
You constantly sweat (about two pints a day).
Pound for pound, when you were a baby you were stronger than an ox.
You react at speeds of 170 mph.
Aside from burning, your hair is so non-disintegrative it's basically indestructible.
25,000,000 cells of you died while you read this sentence (but your body made 300 billion more of 'em today so don't worry)
You were one cell for half an hour.

20 Most Amazing Microscope Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:43:00 +0000

These amazing pictures are from the book "Microcosmos" by Brandon Brill.

1 – A wood or heathland Ant, Formica fusca, holding a microchip

2 – The surface of an Erasable Programmable Read-Only Memory silicon microchip

3 – Eyelash hairs growing from the surface of human skin

4 – The surface of a strawberry

5 – Bacteria on the surface of a human tongue

6 – Human sperm (spermatozoa), the male sex cells

7 – The nylon hooks and loops of velcro

8 – Household dust which includes long hairs such as cat fur, twisted synthetic and woolen fibers, serrated insect scales, a pollen grain, plant and insect remains

9 -The weave of a nylon stocking

10 – The end of the tongue (proboscis) of a hummingbird hawkmoth

11 – The head of a mosquito

12 – A human head louse clinging to a hair

13 – The eight eyes (two groups of four) on the head of a Mexican red-kneed tarantula

14 – Cut hairs and shaving foam between two razor blades

15 – Cigarette paper

16 – The corroded surface of a rusty metal nail

17 – The head of a Romanesco cauliflower

18 – The fungus Aspergillus fumigatus

19 – Mushrooms spores

20 – A clutch of unidentified butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant

Bicycle lift

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 12:10:00 +0000

Squirrel Photobomber Steals the Scene

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:31:00 +0000

Melissa Brandts and her husband stopped to take a photo using their camera's self-timer while vacationing in Canada. Intrigued by the sounds of the camera, a curious ground squirrel came over to check things out and popped into the frame right at the perfect moment.

Urlesque

The Tetris God

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:34:00 +0000

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Laughing Yoga Instructor

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:06:00 +0000

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Funny Dogs Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:59:00 +0000

Cat holds fox hostage and starts licking

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:53:00 +0000

CuteBreak

Dating with women

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:43:00 +0000

WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get terrific head.

Second Date: You get even more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date.

******
Mr-desi

Traffic Sign Hacks

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:36:00 +0000

From Sign Hacker.

A Baby to Remember

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 14:36:00 +0000

10 Worst YahooAnswer Health Questions of All Time

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:55:00 +0000

1. Penis Music Fail

2. Poison Freckles Fail

3. Taste Test Fail

4. Chickenpox Fail

5. Alter Eye Fail

6. Nutrition Fail

7. Conspiracy Fail

8. Watching TV Fail

9. Broken Wrist Fail

10. Period Fail

Snowflake

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:30:00 +0000

This is how a snowflake looks when seen through a microscope.

Niagra Falls Frozen

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:56:00 +0000

Leopard Seal Face-Off

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:53:00 +0000

Squirrels Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:59:00 +0000

Slow Motion 1,000 FPS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:11:00 +0000

After bringing an 8,000 fps high definition camera to the Olympics so everyone could see Michael Phelps touch the wall first, I-Movix is ready to show off the SprintCam v3 HD at NAB 2009. While the don't-ask priced camera is way out of the range of the prosumer market it's aimed at sports and documentary makers, with what it claims is the only fully integrated slow motion system capable of 1,000 fps in full HD for broadcast.

The Coolest Math Teacher

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:43:00 +0000

A math professor prepares a special Halloween lecture that mixes pre-edited video with live action.