http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/enmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:16:11 PSTBloggertag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058173125http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/http://www.feedburner.com/fb/images/pub/fb_pwrd.gifPsychoCarnivalhttp://feedburner.google.comhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/HPHMBSOrpco/plans-for-new-years-eve-party-but-not.htmlsongsprankslittle peopleheartwarming storieshumordifferent folkAnimal Kingdomfiremasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:25:00 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-40365454213366903322009-12-29T19:38:53.729-07:00I'm not sure which plan I'm going to go with. Maybe you can help me decide.Plan APersonally, I think a party featuring midgets fucking tiny poodles while everyone enjoys a delightful concoction of doobage, drink and magic mushrooms has all the makings for a rip-dandy fiesta. I'd watch that for a dollar. Then I would further the evening's merriment by dousing them all with gasoline, setting them4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/HPHMBSOrpco" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/12/plans-for-new-years-eve-party-but-not.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/RXESa3E0Zn0/movies-im-looking-forward-to.htmlanticipationmoviesmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:16:00 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-80197923048924009342009-12-29T19:08:15.661-07:00I'm all psyched up to catch the following movies, in no particular order:Sherlock Holmes stars Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law (in theaters now)The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus Heath Ledger's last movie made. Terry Gilliam directs. (in theaters now-limited)The Book of Eli Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman, Mila Kunis (comes out January 15th, 2010)The Wolfman Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, 0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/RXESa3E0Zn0" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/12/movies-im-looking-forward-to.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/9x4PyhUfXwE/dvd-movie-review-of-untraceable.htmlmurderinsane societygreat videosmovieshumansmovie reviewsevilmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:57:00 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-85778927627520920472009-12-28T22:16:38.392-07:00It's hard to believe I picked this DVD up for a mere four bucks at a local store, recently. A movie for that price that has Diane Lane in it? That's crazy. The movie is not much more than a year or so old and it's pretty damn good. I wanted to see this film when it was originally playing in theaters but didn't get the chance.Untraceable stars Diane Lane as Special Agent Jennifer Marsh and 2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/9x4PyhUfXwE" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/12/dvd-movie-review-of-untraceable.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/Pu_XfDjVXgc/ninja-assasin-movie-review.htmlcriticsbloodmoviesmovie reviewsmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:09:00 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-3550952993929693692009-12-27T19:54:58.887-07:00Like Avatar, I'm sure you already saw the previews and trailers for Ninja Assassin. Even as we speak, Ninja Assassin is on it's way out of the big multiplex cinemas, being pushed out by the big budget movies. I'm sure there are still a few showing it and I hope more people give it a chance and go see it. Of course, almost every overpaid, narrow minded movie critic gave it a bad review and that 0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/Pu_XfDjVXgc" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/12/ninja-assasin-movie-review.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/TaTGc7dVlQo/avatar-movie-review.htmlcool special effectsindianscorporationsmoviesgreedmovie reviewsAvatarmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:04:00 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-49840768767112897592009-12-28T21:03:26.655-07:00The next 3 posts will be movie reviews. I'll also include movies that I'm looking forward to and their upcoming opening theatre dates.I just came back from seeing Avatar two hours ago. I'll start with that one first.Avatar, directed by James Cameron, stars Sigourney Weaver and a couple of other well known actors. It's a sci-fi movie with that's filled with a lot of heart, action and breakthrough 4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/TaTGc7dVlQo" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/12/avatar-movie-review.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/Bgl639aUqZY/pregnant-midget-caption-this.htmllittle peopledifferent folkhuman odditiesmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Thu, 24 Dec 2009 09:35:00 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-71042221752091277892009-12-24T10:35:24.168-07:00 Now how in the hell does that come out of her?2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/Bgl639aUqZY" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/12/pregnant-midget-caption-this.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/FXvLB0L3HjA/slightly-new-direction-with-pc.htmlbloggersstupid fadsmonkey see-monkey dofamemasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:55:00 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-92199766078305979932009-12-23T21:55:02.861-07:00About the 3 part series of posts: It was something I had to get out of my system- something to get out of the way before I start raising some real hell around here. Before, the website was, for the most part, less personal, always kind of covering up what crap I was going through at the time. But since my outlook has changed and I truly don't give a shit anymore (in a good way-for me), I'm not 0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/FXvLB0L3HjA" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/12/slightly-new-direction-with-pc.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/fJ8zKLccnbg/sorry-if-ive-caused-concern-part-3.htmlperceptionaccomplishmentsdepressiondoctorshelp mehumorfightingtimehellpopulationdiabetesmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:09:00 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-89132180447982042002009-12-22T22:38:43.054-07:00As mentioned before, I felt guilty for not being able to get up to mom and dad's place in time. I felt I let mom die.This and missing Mom for her unconditional love and advice started my depression. Sure, I was told by friends, co-workers and family that it wasn't my fault. But there were a few who gave no response. Which I didn't know how to take. Most of the time, I felt they were judging me. 4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/fJ8zKLccnbg" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/12/sorry-if-ive-caused-concern-part-3.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/6ZvoNbMa_WA/oh-goody-another-example-of-pure-fail.htmlidiotshumansmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:00:00 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-33506693753688584792009-12-22T20:04:40.890-07:000<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/6ZvoNbMa_WA" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/12/oh-goody-another-example-of-pure-fail.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/xN2JXedeZBU/sorry-if-ive-caused-concern-part-2.htmldepressiondeathhellpaindiabetesmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:18:00 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-58809460142732214912009-12-22T00:42:59.392-07:00Like I was telling my old blog pal, Static, not long ago.....Major depression and out-of-control diabetes is a real ass kicker. When you have extremely high blood sugar, an unfunny thing happens to occur. Your thinking becomes fucked. I couldn't concentrate on reading a post, let alone writing one up. Not that I didn't want to. I was angry and further depressed that part of my life was gone.2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/xN2JXedeZBU" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/12/sorry-if-ive-caused-concern-part-2.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/45QqVM1WHE4/freaky-mall-santas.htmlSantamasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:07:00 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-9884152671893416012009-12-21T23:17:21.728-07:00 2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/45QqVM1WHE4" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/12/freaky-mall-santas.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/2WFZtzh5qq4/sorry-if-ive-caused-concern.htmldepressionhellpaindiabetesmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:11:00 PSTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-59141073037072081172009-12-20T22:02:24.559-07:00By now, my old regular readers of this blog have thought me either dead, gone completely loony toons or disinterested in posting or running Psycho Carnival. Or maybe no one gave a shit.Yeah, I know. The last post I made was in May of this year. Long time.Too long.I got sucked into such a downward spiral, I didn't want to check on my site or my emails or any correspondence pertaining to this site.0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/2WFZtzh5qq4" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/12/sorry-if-ive-caused-concern.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/2QB80IV1JJo/mr-methane-artist-at-work.htmlweird videosmusicshow businessfartsmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Mon, 11 May 2009 14:37:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-66879760696745242512009-05-11T15:42:12.196-06:00A performance, so profound, it blows one's mind.8<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/2QB80IV1JJo" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/05/mr-methane-artist-at-work.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/UuSzkBevdD4/movie-review-wolverine-taken-and-fast.htmlmoviesmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Fri, 08 May 2009 17:58:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-43653905518286138942009-05-08T19:00:22.333-06:00I liked all three.0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/UuSzkBevdD4" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/05/movie-review-wolverine-taken-and-fast.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/DP14yGMQUko/happy-lucky-pig-rise-above-united.htmlinsane societygullible men and womenhumorAnimal Kingdomtruth and liesswine flumasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Tue, 05 May 2009 21:20:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-16163776909215736142009-05-05T22:37:53.159-06:00(submitted by my sister)That was my performance art captured digitally. I call it "Happy Lucky Pig Rise Above United States Culture of Fear". I don't know if that is a good caption. You can print whatever of this that you like, or edit it.If anyone watches some videos or does some reading about where our food comes from--not just the meat--there's some f*ckin' messed up stuff being done to fruits2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/DP14yGMQUko" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/05/happy-lucky-pig-rise-above-united.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/g9dfLzgKv5I/princess-chlamydia.htmldisgusting freaksvanitydiseaseheartwarming storiesdemonsmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Mon, 04 May 2009 23:27:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-32002894707153945702009-05-05T16:37:27.659-06:00Let's talk about pleasant subject matter today, shall we?Her name is Chlamydia. She was a beautiful girl, she was. Blond hair. Blue eyes. Lickable rosy cheeks. Eh.... anyway.... Chlamydia was more than just a princess to the denizens of her shimmering city. They believed she was a genuine blessing. Everyone had plenty of food, shelter and entertainment. Everyone was happy and were charmed by her 4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/g9dfLzgKv5I" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/05/princess-chlamydia.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/l1-T4XE_gjY/media-provides-new-mass-hysteria.htmlgullible men and womenrecessiontvtruth and liesswine flupoliticsmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:54:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-2885799891530064022009-04-30T23:26:54.084-06:00You can always count on the tv news, Internet and newspapers to work their usual redundancy on one or two topics, for however long, until they catch on that the viewers/readers are getting bored with it and then they move on to the next thing to hype. Hell, if they're not trying to scare us with the possibility of a hacker attacking our power grids, it's a flu epidemic or the latest tiny tidbit 9<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/l1-T4XE_gjY" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/04/media-provides-new-mass-hysteria.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/WAJx-HTAdHQ/family-guy-420.htmlgreat videosgreedanimationgreat songFamily Guydogsmusicalstruth and liesmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:08:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-44283619493825406022009-04-30T01:18:15.610-06:00This episode is full of laughs and truth about marijuana. I especially enjoyed the musical Brian and Stewie put on for the townspeople and also what Brian said, concerning why the plant was made illegal in the 1930's. Even for the few who don't care for "Family Guy", I advise you to watch this one. It's hilarious!3<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/WAJx-HTAdHQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/04/family-guy-420.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/yDVCCoJCbAA/in-waterford-township-michigan-few-days.htmlweird newsheartwarming storiesdogsmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:17:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-91774790262318327062009-04-28T00:21:31.781-06:00In Waterford Township, Michigan-A few days ago, a dog named Tinker Bell was reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked up the six-pound Chihuahua and tossed her out of sight. Witnesses last saw the dog, airborne, heading over Dixie highway.What a sight that must have been for onlookers. I wonder if the little scamp shouted, "Weeeeeeeeee" as it was tossed around by wind gusts, 3<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/yDVCCoJCbAA" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/04/in-waterford-township-michigan-few-days.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/1Y-7XuP-VSc/martha-stewart-shows-us-art-of-queefing.htmlgreat videosanimationqueefsmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:53:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-20641454004469919092009-04-26T21:24:42.490-06:00The South Park episode, "Eat, Pray, Queef" aired earlier this month. I missed it that time but I caught this weekend. Description of that episode from Wikipedia: "Eat, Pray, Queef" is the fourth episode of the 13th season of the television series South Park. . In the episode, the men of South Park become infuriated when the fart-joke oriented Terrance and Phillip show is preempted by the Queef 4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/1Y-7XuP-VSc" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/04/martha-stewart-shows-us-art-of-queefing.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/28YSozH0tfI/14-things-that-never-fail-to-annoy.htmlkidsidiotsmurderinsane societygreedhumorhumansfartspainmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:17:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-6974929800282821952009-04-23T01:51:18.087-06:001- People that drive too goddamn slow. Pull over if you see a goddamn train of cars behind your annoying ass, goddamn it! If possible, go ahead and drive over a steep drop off over the side of the road. Don't worry- I won't mind.2- Authority figures that frequently abuse their "authority" such as government officials, cops, supervisors and wives. On second thought, I should probably delete that 4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/28YSozH0tfI" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/04/14-things-that-never-fail-to-annoy.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/ptIGB3euxos/thoughts-and-theories-on-propaganda.htmlgullible men and womenpropagandastupid fadsmonkey see-monkey dotruth and liesmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:05:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-45902322893740755202009-04-22T22:34:48.460-06:00"History and simple observation of people around you show how easily the majority can be swayed. Put the right kind of carrot in front of them or the right kind of scare behind them and they will jump in the direction that you wish them to go." -Kelly "No enlightened person wishes to be duped by his desires, his fantasies, his glands." Gordon W. Allport"All coercive techniques involve, on one 0<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/ptIGB3euxos" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/04/thoughts-and-theories-on-propaganda.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/RvuxkknolDE/ashton-kutcher-wins-big-twitter-battle.htmlcelebrity worshipmasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Sat, 18 Apr 2009 21:16:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-88907924389664254372009-04-18T22:23:53.031-06:00Who gives a good shit? Read here for more useless "celebrity worship" news about this lame-o battle vs. CNN.3<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/RvuxkknolDE" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/04/ashton-kutcher-wins-big-twitter-battle.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/NWLSwZLjSvc/katie-rides-pot-bellied-pig.htmlheartwarming storiesAnimal Kingdommasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:37:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-63133024918575687112009-04-18T20:04:05.957-06:00I went to my sister's place for Easter this Sunday. After eating dinner, coloring eggs and hunting for them, my neice is placed upon Ginger the pig for a jaunty ride. I tried to ride him but he didn't care for the extra 200 + something pounds on his back. Go figure.4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/NWLSwZLjSvc" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/04/katie-rides-pot-bellied-pig.htmlhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~3/w6TNYGxeX3Q/happy-goddamn-easter-to-all.htmlturdsAnimal Kingdommasterheathen@yahoo.com (Kelly)Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:53:00 PDTtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4046843553802315058.post-64386254454186178382009-04-10T17:58:49.935-06:00How would ya like to clean up this bunny's shit? Goddamn!6<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PsychoCarnival/~4/w6TNYGxeX3Q" height="1" width="1"/>http://psychocarnival.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-goddamn-easter-to-all.html