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Permanent mark downs at Pudge!

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Wed, 20 May 2009 21:07:00 +0000

Real life gets in the way sometimes, as I'm sure you all know. Sometimes that real life is spending more time with your husband and kids, dealing with stress, playing Killing Floor or listening to the Psychadelic Furs over and over and over and over (don't you judge me).

My real life has indeed been getting in the way. I haven't really been able to put out too much new stuff for PUDGE which makes me sad; however, I feel like i'd like to do something to make up for that. I've decided to permanently mark down my 3 packs of PUDGE hair from 225L to 190L (that's right, marked down forever and ever). I have also marked down PUDGE clothing, glasses, and other random goodies so you have to make sure to check it out.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/29/95/26

Pudge pose shop opening on Wonderland sim!

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:27:00 +0000

I've been wanting to open a "poses only" satellite store for PUDGE for a while now and my opportunity has come, booyah. Wonderland is a delicious sim that is ridiculously adorable, quirky, and all kinds of fun. I have every pose set up in a convenient manner (unlike at my mainstore where it's been impossible to set up pose vendors WITH the corresponding fat packs) and there is also a cool little mini pack available for purchase that will benefit Relay for Life! So make sure you come and check it out this evening and remember to enjoy the luxury of my brand new (improved) pose vendors.

slurl.com/secondlife/Serenus%20West/139/166/22

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50% off every hair inside the PUDGE burger!

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:20:00 +0000

Inside the Pudgeburger ALL hairstyles are on sale 50% off until Saturday April 18Th! 3 packs of hair are normally priced at 225L and are now only 125L!! Don't miss out on this deal because I think it was inspired by listening to Bocelli over and over (and I'm finally getting tired of Bocelli). Poses, pose packs, and other stuff is still reg. price (boo), but go get you some cute cheap hair (yay)! Also, you should listen to Bocelli while making purchases, it'll make it a more pleasant experience. <3 CLICK HERE http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/29/95/26

Here are a few pics of just SOME of the hair that is on sale (that's right, there's more, more, more!)

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:16:00 +0000

Ok this is a quickie because i'm sick with some bizarre sinus infection and don't have energy enough to be entertaining.

New poses out at the PUDGEburger located in the drive thru (for the fatpack) or if you want individual poses look for the vendor right outside of the entrance. The fat pack cost is 350L for 20 brand spankin new poses and the vendor has them priced at 35L each. http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/29/95/26

Also at my Hairspray 2 location you can find the hairstyle called "This hair blows" on sale for 1/2 off the regular price. Normal price is 225 for a 3 pack of hair, it is now priced at only 125. WHOO!http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hairspray%202/121/109/52

Don't forget the sex change fundraiser going on for Toast Bard at Tableau. Toast wants to be a man (a manly man man) and needs our help to raise funds. I made some poses to sell and all the funds collected from these poses go directly to Toast Bard's new ding dong fund:) Hooray!
So go to Tableau and check it out!

PUDGE and I <3 the Starlust Group freebie!

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:51:00 +0000

Hey there everyone. I have a gift for you. Yep, I do. I love you guys, I really, really do. Thanks for the back rub the other night, it was cool and I appreciated it. Why don't you come over and sit on my lap? Am I coming on too strong? Oh, alright, I'll give out freebies anyway (call me OK?).

This hair is available to members of both the PUDGE update group and the I <3 class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Starlust Group. Go visit PUDGE by clicking this link http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/29/95/26

Snip snip snip!!

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:55:00 +0000

So yesterday I was working my fat little buns off, trying and trying to make something fantastic for all of my loyal PUDGE lovers and I almost thought all hope was lost. Then it came to me, scissors! And what was created my friends is PUDGE history and had me laughing to myself saying, "oh you clever thing you!". This hair is totally not something you're going to show up at a party with and see someone wearing something similar, no way jose! Take a peek!

It's called "Folicular homicide" (My husband's brilliant idea blending the words "Folical" and "Vehicular", and it comes with the following things: The hair (with 3 sets of scissors attached IN the hair), little hair bits (detachable) that are supposed to look as though they're falling on your shoulder (but of course they can be moved wherever you please), and a pair of scissors to hold in your hand so you can look like you went on a chopping spree. It's really hard to explain and more amazing in person so head over to PUDGE and try the demo!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/29/95/26

Also, I have the hairstyle "Back in your head" on sale for only 125L per 3 pack located at my Hairspray 2 location ONLY for a week.

On sale at Hairspray 2 for only 125L

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hairspray%202/121/109/52

All i'm sayin, pretty baybayyyy...Lala love ya, don't mean mayyybayyy.

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:53:00 +0000

1,000 experts agree, having sales is a great way to avoid making new product for a week!
Yes, It's true folks...I've been lazy (go figure) and haven't produced anything new this week (except maybe a record for consecutive episodes of "Dead Like Me" watched in a row). So due to this I figured I'd be nice and have another mini sale (because guilt eats at me like a flesh eating bacteria when I don't make new things for my customers).
Anyhoooo, here it is! The following hairstyles are located at my mainstore http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/29/95/26 marked down from 225 per 3 pack of hair to only 125 per 3 pack! BOOYAH!
Danzig's Girl
The Blake

The Saucy Posse

Mary Macaroni Waves of Glory

Oh, I've also marked all pose packs which are now available in the drive thru from 350L to only 250L for 20 poses. ALSO BOOYAH!

Hats = love.

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 01:39:00 +0000

I'm sitting here listening to Q Lazarus's song Goodbye Horses and hoping that someone wont come and make my skin into a human suit. On a good note though I have new hair to release! It's kinda jazzy...ok I lied, It's REALLY JAZZY. Wanna know why? Hat, that's why! Take a peeky poo:

PUDGE: Back in your head

Click here: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/29/95/26

Also, I'm going to be discontinuing all of my old, old hairstyles that are located in the drive thru at the PUDGE burger on Floyd. 3 packs are now only 75L each (sweet deal) and the sale ends TOMORROW on Friday March 13th (booyah). There are still a few things on sale IN the pudgeburger too, go find em homies.

Garblebarggggg!! SO sleepy! SALE!

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:01:00 +0000

Ok, so I barely slept last night (that's bad) but I'm having a mini sale (that's good)! I've decided I need a little mini vaca from second life (a week or so off to just chill with my fam) so I'm having this mini sale to tide everyone over. CHECK IT OUT.

At the PUDGEburger at Floyd http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/34/98/25

Do me Seymour: Reg price 225, now only 125

Piggy Moffit: Reg price 225, now only 125
Foolish Heiress: Reg price 225, now only 125
Maude the Mod: Reg price 225, now only 125
At HAIRSPRAY 2 http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hairspray%202/121/109/52

The K OH!: Reg price 225, now only 125

This sale will end next week approx. when I feel like it. CIAO for now!

Sales this week at PUDGE.

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:58:00 +0000

This weeks' Hairspray 2 sale is the newer style "OMGWTF Barbecue!" It's a really fun style and I highly suggest putting a demo on your head and falling in true love (like I did the first time I saw David Bowie). The hair is only 125L for a 3 pack but only for a week (reg. price 225) and only at Hairspray 2! GOCHEXITOUT. http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hairspray%202/121/109/52.

I am also holding a sale at the PUDGEBURGER on older hairstyles in the drive thru. I am thinking of discontinuing these styles so as to make room for more stuff coming in the near future. So in an effort to prevent you from missing out on some PUDGE history I've lowered the price of these hairs to only 75L per 3 pack. Right onnnnn. http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/34/98/25

What's on sale this week at PUDGE?

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:34:00 +0000

This week I've got one of my newer styles "Satanic Dance Party 2009" on sale at my Hairspray 2 location ONLY http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hairspray%202/121/109/52. 3 color packs of this hair are normally priced at 225L and are now only 125L (Sale from Feb 19-26). This is one of my favorite hairstyles I've created and I hope you enjoy it despite it's questionable name (I'm not Satanic, I swear!) .

Also remember to pop by the PUDGEburger to check out the new stuff there. I've got a lot of new hairstyles out and I've also updated/lowered some prices on things like: Glasses, freebies in the french fry building, dresses/shirts/etc. so go take a peeky poo http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/34/98/25

Pudge has hair...everywhere.

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:29:00 +0000

"OMGWTF Barbecue!" Available at the Pudgeburger now!

That's right, new hair. This hair is named after my lovely friend OMGWTF Barbecue (as she was the one who sent me a photo that inspired me to make the hair). You should all IM OMGWTF and tell her how much you like her hair ideas and how you'd like to crawl in bed wit her and give her lil' kissies and sensual rub downzzz. The hair is available at the PUDGEburger at Floyd right now for 225L per 3 pack of hair http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/34/98/25

For those of you who are part of the PUDGE update group (search groups and add yourself if you're not already!) you will receive a FREE copy of "OMGWTF Barbecue" in the lovely color "crayon red" (see pic below)

Oh, I'd like to add that I have now made the hairstyle "The Leslie Hall" available at the PUDGEburger for only 1 L (look in the big box of french fries!).

This hair blows

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:05:00 +0000

I'm so sleepy it's not even funny. Gunna keep it simple. New hair called, "This hair blows". It looks like it's blowing in the wind circa 1992 (so says OMGWTF Barbecue). Toast Bard says it looks like "I dream of Jeannie went to the beach". You be the judge, go to PUDGE. Yes, that rhymed. 225 for 3 color packs as usual. 0 dollars to look at my 6 pack as usual. Love you.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/34/98/25

Hairspray 2 sale of the week

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:59:00 +0000

The hair that's on sale this week at PUDGE is called "The Birthday Girl". So for any of you who have a RL birthday or a SL rezday coming up soon I suggest you go and snag this baby. 3 pack of hair is normally priced at 225 and is now only 125! This is at my HAIRSPRAY 2 location only! So go put on a demo and give it a go! Sale ends next Thursday the 19th.

My tum tum hurts.

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:46:00 +0000

Yeah, it's true, my tum tum does in fact hurt; however, It's not going to stop me from offering you a special deal this week at Hairspray 2. The fantastical hairstyle "Organic Flower Beast" which is regularly priced (per 3 pack of hair) at 225L is now only 125L for this week only! (sale ends Feb 11). This is ONLY at my Hairspray 2 location http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hairspray%202/121/109/52 so take advantage of this amazing deal and check out some of the new goodies while you're at it:) Cheers!

2 New hairs!

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:44:00 +0000

Despite the fact that I am most likely infected with the bubonic plague (oh, alright, I just have a normal ol' virus) I have been so incredibly busy! I have 2 new hairs out at PUDGE and I think you're likely to like at least one of them (I realize that sentence was confusing; however, I refuse to remedy it).

The first hair was inspired by a 1960's fashion photo that my lovely, bizarre and endearing friend Martha Swindlehurst sent me. I call it "Piggy Moffitt". Here's a pic yo (special thanks to Apatia Hammerer for making the ad! Yes, my photoshop is still out of commission).

The Piggy Moffitt is available at the PUDGEBURGER mainstore and my Hairspray2 location. Click on one of the links OR search for PUDGE in the search tab.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/34/98/25

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hairspray%202/121/109/52

The second hair is called "Do me Seymour!" It's a long style that can be dressed up or dressed down (as Toast Bard so eloquently demonstrates via the ad she made for me, haha!)

Do me Seymour is only available at the PUDGEBURGER right now and will be at other locations soon.

Oh! I almost forgot! Members of the PUDGE update group can look forward to getting 1 free copy of "Piggy Moffitt" in the color "Purple". So, if you aren't already a member of the Pudge update group you better sign up and get choo a freebie aiight!

What's the scoop?

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:54:00 +0000

I have to make this quick as I'm fairly sure my children are trying to murder each other (you'd think my 9 year old would have the advantage over my 2 year old, but he doesn't...she's a beast). This week I have the hairstyle "Mary Macaroni Waves of Glory" on sale at my Hairspray 2 location only (sale ends Feb 4). This hair is normally priced at 225 for a 3 pack and is now only 125! Get that action while you can.

Also, new hair coming soon;) WINK WINK WINK nudge nudge nudge. I swear it.

Search for PUDGE in the search tab or go to:

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hairspray%202/121/109/52

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:38:00 +0000

ON SALE AT HAIRSPRAY 2 (one week only)

YAY! Pudge now has a Hairspray 2 location and I couldn't be more excited about it. I plan on doing some seriously cool stuff at Hairspray 2 and I hope you all will benefit from it. There will be a special sale each week on 1 hairstyle at my Hairspray 2 location only. To start things off this week I'm having a sale on a newer hairstyle called "Hairspray Bed Head" (see attachment) which is normally priced at 225 is now only 125 per 3 pack of hair (yay!) Sale ends January 28th.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hairspray%202/121/109/52

or search for PUDGE in the search tab yo.

Oh hey there...

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:52:00 +0000

It's 9 am. I didn't sleep too well last night because I kept having dreams about my cat eating my feet (I'm pretty sure she'd do it, she's ruthless). On a good note though I made some new hair as I figured SL was in a dramatic shortage of hairstyles that incorporate bows made out of hair (yes the hair is shaped like a bow, you know you need that for your next fancy party or court date in which you're charging your cat with aggravated foot assault).

And on that note, here is the hair which is called "Foolish Heiress". Go to the PUDGEburger and look for the "new stuff" sign! Go here

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/34/98/25

OR search for PUDGE in the search tab.

I've been busy (in a good way)!

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:29:00 +0000

Hairspray Bed Head now at PUDGE
(thanks to Toast Bard for making the ad!)

Yes, making new things again. Yes, I love you dearly. Yes, you CAN hold my hand if you want to. Sleepover? Sure. Popcorn in bed? Just don't get crumbs on the sheets angel. Kisses? Maybe. New hair? ABSOLUTELY! GO N' GIT IT.

PUDGE-Buger on Floyd http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/34/100/25

Your mom would approve of this Satanic Dance Party

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:00:00 +0000

Satanic Dance Party 2009 brought to you by PUDGE
*Special thanks to Apatia Hammerer, my dearest unicorn of love, who filled me with an unbridled joy (and desire to wear high fashion spandex) when I saw this ad she made for me (yes, my photoshop is still out of commission).

There's nothing like the moment you gaze upon your latest creation and say, "Were I able to make love to this, I would" (I promise I didn't actually try to have sex with virtual hair though, psssh, I'm not THAT gross). That special moment you know you've done something to be proud of.

When I finished this particular hair (Satanic Dance Party 2009) I knew that I had done something special because when I woke up the next morning one of my eyes was so swollen I could only assume the hair had been so potent visually that my eyes could not take the strain of it's fabulousness and proceeded to have some sort of reaction to it (Note that I'm not responsible for your eyes swelling with joy, limbs falling off with glee, or body parts deteriorating with happiness after you purchase this hair).

Go try it on at the PUDGE-Buger on Floyd http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/34/100/25

Also, I realize this post made me sound like an egomaniac. I'm not, I swear. I just really love big hair:)

Pudge pose pack 5 is in a pose vendor!

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:02:00 +0000

(CLICK IMAGE FOR FULL VIEW)

Everyone loves pose packs (located at Pudge for only 350L for 20 sweet-ass poses) but not everyone is richy rich (like my mom) so when I'm not being tragically, hideously, horribly lazy I like to stick pose packs into individual pose vendors (only 35L per pose!) so that you (the working class after my own heart) may purchase poses one at a time!

I finally got around to putting pose pack #5 (see image above) into a vendor which I have conveniently placed right outside the PUDGEburger at Floyd (right next to two pudge shape vendors that look like waitresses).

You can TP to the Floyd PUDGE burger by clicking this link here: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/30/111/26 or you can look up "PUDGE" in a search (if you aren't looking for poses but are kind of in the mood to be sexually assaulted by a large stone bug you can look up "sensual stoneworks" in a search too, that place is pretty scrumptious).

Also, I swear I'll be working on new poses soon. In fact I've been thinking of opening a "poses only" store for those of you who loathe the hair I make so much that you don't want to be in the same room with it when you're purchasing the poses you love so dearly. Hip hip hooray and all that madness!

Also also, I love you guys. No, seriously. I do. Kiss? No? not this time...maybe later.

oh, holla!

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 09:03:00 +0000

I don't have much to say. Nothing witty, nothing funny, nothing entertaining in the least really. Don't take it personally, it's not because I don't love you; rather, it's because I had to work retail on Black Friday and I haven't quite recovered....

So, to the point I made new hair. It's pretty good (if you're into that kind of thing) so I recommend you come try it on and also purchase it, that is if you don't want to just walk around with the cupcake demo on your head...don't be a cheap-skate, it makes Crystyle cry tears of unending sadness (just like Tom Cruise when he found out he never was going to reach a "big boy" height).

PIX PLZ? YES OK UR WELCOME

GO GET IT: SL URL http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/29/110/26

Holla.

New stuff and stuff. Stuff. Yeah. Tuff Stuff.

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:13:00 +0000

If I could have any poster above my computer desk right now it would be the classic image of the kitten dangling from the tree and the inspirational wording, "Hang in there baby!" because s*** has been absolutely nuts around these parts. The bad news is I've been working so much that in my down time I've been kickin' it with the children I gave birth to. The good news is I've been able to steal some time for myself to create hair again!

I have two new hairs to release but you only get one for now (heh-heh-heh) as I have not made an ad for the second one (heh-heh-lazy). The hair you see before you is called "Danzig's Girl" and it's a fun vintage style with a few modern twists. This style is located at the PUDGE mainstore on Floyd only (as I'm too lazy to put it in other stores right now).

(Special thanks go out to Toast Bard for making my ad since I presently do not have photoshop on the computer I'm using. You're a sensual creature Toast Bard and the world thanks you for your beauty, patience, and lusty outfits.)

Keep your eyes peeled for new hair and new poses coming soon!

Lordy, it's 5:00 am and I have not slept yet.

noreply@blogger.com (Crystyle Bukowski) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:05:00 +0000

So people keep asking me if the hair that Noam Sprocket of Gritty Kitty made for Operation Bukowski is really modeled after my real life hair. Well I assure you all, it is. In case you were stalking me and wanted to properly pull some Single White Female action; you're all set up. Proof? Well, the proof is in the puddin...or pictures, if you want to get technical about it. Behold, it's meeee.

Crystyle is wearing: Hair by Gritty Kitty, Thermal top by Tres Blah!

Good Lord I'm so sleepy since I've been up since God knows when that I almost forgot. I wanted to update you all on Operation Bukowski. Things have been seriously amazing you guys. I can't begin to thank everyone who has purchased items from the big fundraiser board at the Starlust Motel or to those of you who were kind enough to just donate to me directly (you know who you are) I'd give you beautiful kissies (or butt touches) if I could! You all have NO idea how much you are helping me out right now. My friends, customers, and Starlust community ROCK.

For those of you who haven't taken your sweet little buns down to the Starlust, you really should. My friends made some seriously amazing stuff and I just know you'll want to slap it all over your bodayyyyy!

Above: Hair by Hiccup!

Above: Hair by PUDGE, Skin by Fashionably Dead, Jacket by Thimbles