Pun of the Day

July 23, 2008 - One of the first...

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:00:00 GMT

One of the first things you'll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers.

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July 22, 2008 - The man put his...

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:00:00 GMT

The man put his name on the neck of his shirt so he would have collar ID.

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July 21, 2008 - The number of kangaroos...

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:00:00 GMT

The number of kangaroos and wallabies meant for the new wildlife enclosure grew by leaps and bounds.

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July 18, 2008 - I do a lot...

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:00:00 GMT

I do a lot of spreadsheets in the office so you can say I'm excelling at work.

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July 17, 2008 - The boatyard had a...

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:00:00 GMT

The boatyard had a sale advertising 'Ketch of the day'.

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July 16, 2008 - The busy fish chef...

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:00:00 GMT

The busy fish chef had a lox on his plate.

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July 15, 2008 - He was almost persuaded...

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:00:00 GMT

He was almost persuaded to invest in a poultry farm, but chickened out at the last minute.

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July 14, 2008 - An ex-sailor prefers to...

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:00:00 GMT

An ex-sailor prefers to forget the days he spent playing cards in submarines, dismissing them as 'so much bridge under the water'.

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July 11, 2008 - Why are the White...

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Why are the White House Staffers a sad lot? Because after being Bushed for eight years, they can now look forward to being either Baracked or Cained.

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