Pun of the Day

November 6, 2009 - 1000 pairs of underwear...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:00 GMT

1000 pairs of underwear were stolen, police were making a brief enquiry.

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November 5, 2009 - The evil onion had...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:00:00 GMT

The evil onion had many lairs.

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November 4, 2009 - The otolaryngologist had not...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:00:00 GMT

The otolaryngologist had not heard much about health care reform, he thought the plan smelled fishy, and the debate left a bad taste in his mouth.

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November 3, 2009 - Ever since the mayor's...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:00:00 GMT

Ever since the mayor's ban on flammable liquids, fewer arsonists have benzene around town.

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November 2, 2009 - Yesterday I accidentally swallowed...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:00:00 GMT

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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October 30, 2009 - After the trout left...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:00:00 GMT

After the trout left school, he hoped to be a steelhead in a floundry.

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October 29, 2009 - When I questioned the...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:00:00 GMT

When I questioned the livestock delivery company as to whether or not they could quickly move some donkeys. They said they could haul ass.

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October 28, 2009 - The astronomer quit his...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:00:00 GMT

The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.

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October 27, 2009 - I've never tipped a...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:00:00 GMT

I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food.

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