http://www.punoftheday.com/ A new pun every weekday en-us PunOfTheDayhttp://feedburner.google.com http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4043 Riding the escalator is a step up from always walking on the same level.<br><br><a href="http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4043">[Click to Vote!]</a><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=3e_tcaMf05Q:7SApLy2cKZM:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=3e_tcaMf05Q:7SApLy2cKZM:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div> Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:00:00 GMT http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4043 http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4042 I find that movies about submarines always go down well.<br><br><a href="http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4042">[Click to Vote!]</a><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=xr7-vCmegI8:Btj96fi8FF0:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=xr7-vCmegI8:Btj96fi8FF0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div> Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:00:00 GMT http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4042 http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4041 The headmaster removed the schools central heating. He wanted to turn it cold school.<br><br><a href="http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4041">[Click to Vote!]</a><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=7Mcb_dYRIxk:LwOpDvqJ7k0:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=7Mcb_dYRIxk:LwOpDvqJ7k0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:00:00 GMT http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4041 http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4040 Dental care in Panama is called a route canal.<br><br><a href="http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4040">[Click to Vote!]</a><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=fDzNtJtuNsY:wu6XnG_k7NQ:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=fDzNtJtuNsY:wu6XnG_k7NQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div> Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:00:00 GMT http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4040 http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4039 What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.<br><br><a href="http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4039">[Click to Vote!]</a><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=NWwYUX_h-3Y:lkgEt49GhG8:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=NWwYUX_h-3Y:lkgEt49GhG8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div> Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:00:00 GMT http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4039 http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4038 The swollen blood vessels in her legs were very quarrelsome - she had bellicose veins.<br><br><a href="http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4038">[Click to Vote!]</a><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=GfcYGb_9d4c:-vi10F-SF3M:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=GfcYGb_9d4c:-vi10F-SF3M:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div> Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:00:00 GMT http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4038 http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4037 Her decision to take up rock climbing was precipitous to say the least.<br><br><a href="http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4037">[Click to Vote!]</a><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=F3xp78UZQN8:aYavYF0Q2lI:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=F3xp78UZQN8:aYavYF0Q2lI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div> Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:00:00 GMT http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4037 http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4036 Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.<br><br><a href="http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4036">[Click to Vote!]</a><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=xC4laUlmRpc:Bk693q3SLqs:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?a=xC4laUlmRpc:Bk693q3SLqs:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PunOfTheDay?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div> Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:00:00 GMT http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4036 http://www.punoftheday.com/pun/4035 Why did the inclined plane refuse to divorce the fulcrum? 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