Punaly - LMFAO

When someone likes and unlikes my FB status

2013-02-28T17:22:00.000+07:00

When someone likes and un-likes my Facebook status :D

Why a Woman Cry?

2013-02-26T01:05:00.000+07:00

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see boy?," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart the place where love resides."

Her Impossible Picture

2013-02-23T02:35:00.000+07:00

Yeah, go ahead figure this out

Attractive Girl Gamers

2013-02-18T23:34:00.000+07:00

Do you think hot girls that play video games should be high on the list of must haves? Comment your Answers

They have been deceiving us

2013-02-16T16:50:00.000+07:00

They have been deceiving us

Funny 9 Cheap Date Ideas for Valentine's Day

2013-02-14T03:40:00.000+07:00

No matter what kind of woman you're taking out on a date on valentine's day nor how serious you are, she is just guaranteed to love these $100 or less, most of them which will get you laid, and all of which have a gift to go with them, Its my personal Experience, I'm a young university Guy and i have dated almost 150+ Girls in last 4 years and kissed many of them..! Here i'm gonna tell you few last minute date ideas of mine.

For Girl, You've Only Been Dating for Two Weeks: A very Hot Reservation

Why she'll like it: Cooking for her may or may not be too intimate (more on that shortly), but "going for drinks" again may lead to absolutely nothing. Hit for a reservation at a great new restaurant in your area, late seating should still be available, so you'll have time to loosen up with that drink beforehand.

Don't spend more than: $100; think off-the-beaten path bistro, not the fanciest joint in town.

Goes great with: Flowers; think peonies, tulips, or gerbera daisies ($15), not roses.

What you'll get: Your first sleepover with her.

For Girl Who Doesn't Want to Do Anything: An Evening at Her Service

Why she'll like it: Take her literally and don't have her do anything: You make her dinner, you set the table, you fix her a drink, you do the dishes, you massage her feet, you rinse, you repeat.

Don't spend more than: $35 on a ton of good, cheap wine, boxes approved.

Goes great with: A call bell ($5). "Accidentally" throw this in your recycling bin the morning after.

What you'll get: A week's worth of relaxed companionship, and a sore tongue.

For the Woman You Want to Marry: An Intimate Video

Why she'll like it: Sounds awful, but get her talking into your iPhone and she'll get into it. Stretch out your arm in bed and tell each other romantic things: how you met, how you make up, how you make whoopee. Then suggest you play this video not on YouTube but at your wedding, and propose.

Don't spend more than: A few seconds on a high-quality iPhone recorder, if that.

Goes great with: You know, a ring. What you'll get: A wife. Or a video of you getting dumped.

For the Lovely New Receptionist: A Lonely-Hearts Club Party

Why she'll like it: An office-laden singles night at the local dive will stave off her Bridget Jones's Diary-induced malaise and make you look kinda popular. Invite more men than women — men who know how to back off.

Don't spend more than: $40 on drinks. Goes great with: Quarters ($2) for the jukebox.

What you'll get: Lucky. And then awkward.

For the Friend: ABurlesque Show (By a Professional)

Why she'll like it: Just because she doesn't want a boyfriend doesn't' mean you can't set the mood. Find one of a growing number of clubs for the ultimate in non-romantic sexiness.

Don't spend more than: $50 for two tickets — more than that and you better be seeing Dita Von Teese.

Goes great with: A joke-y sex gift, like edible underwear ($6), which is still kinda funny.

What you'll get: A turned-on trip back to whomever's place is closest.

For the Mistress: A Fancy Lunch Date

Why she'll like it: She'd rather do dinner, of course. But deep down, every goumad, even Tiger's, knows Valentine's Night belongs to the woman you actually love. So she'll appreciate an offer from something other than your belt area.

Don't spend more than: $100 — any higher, and your wife might flag it on the credit-card statement. Goes great with: A sexy new lingerie slip from Agent Provocateur ($590), because dessert's just begun.

What you'll get: Sex with two women in one day; a guilty conscience.

For the Woman with Expensive Taste: A (Window) Shopping Spree

Why she'll like it: Because it's shopping. Take her to your local Saks and wait, patiently, as she reenacts Pretty Woman with a not-quite-on-sale-enough gown or two. Compliment excessively. Do not buy. Yet.

Don't spend more than: $62 for Ralph Lauren's Romance fragrance on the way out.

What you'll get: Repeated undressings.

For the Homebody: A Cooking Class

Why she'll like it: Bonding, knives, and wine — good things all, but in that order. A good maître d' at your local restaurant can recommend a decent one-off lesson for a decent tip, which you'll recoup by dining at home the next few weekends.

Don't spend more than: $85. Goes great with: A retro ruffled apron from Anthropologie ($32), which you might convince her to wear all by itself.

What you'll get: The end of her "secret meatloaf," at last.

For the Women Who Loves Her Dog More Than You: A Drink at "Yappy Hour"

Why she'll like it: Bars around the country sponsor "yappy hours", that's cheap drinks, dogs allowed, no more "cutesy-wootsey."

Don't spend more than: $20 — that's $15 on drinks, $5 on a designer dog biscuit.

Goes great with: A leash and collar set from any store ($40).

What you'll get: Drunken tolerance of yapping. For half a night, anyway.

Politics is not just serious thing

2013-02-11T23:43:00.000+07:00

Politicians are endless inspiration for a lot of things – fighting, competing, challenge, controversy, but above all laugh! Just to make sure you don`t get us wrong, I`ll say it again: we it for the lolz :D. Enjoy!

Flowers For Megan Fox FAIL

2013-02-10T00:00:00.000+07:00

Flowers For Megan Fox FAIL

Move Man, This is my Bitch!

2013-02-09T20:20:00.000+07:00

Move Man, This is my Bitch damn!

Facebook is Going To Delete All The Facebook Pages and Accounts

2013-02-09T04:35:00.000+07:00

Bad News For Facebook Users... !!

Facebook is Going To Delete All The Facebook Pages and Accounts On 29 February , 2013 :| Due to Maintenance and You will not be able to access the Facebook site on Feb. 29, 30 and 31. "Share this message with at least 15 of your friends for the best chance of alerting everyone," reads a message circulating on Facebook. "Many people will try to log in from February 29 to 31, just to find the site closed down for those days with no warning." The message is absolutely right. You can't use Facebook on those days, because those particular days don't exist in February this year. Click on the Share button below to share it!

Kristen Steward Smiling..Wait...What?

2013-02-07T01:54:00.000+07:00

Kristen Steward Smiling..Wait...What?

Lucy Pinder Takes Bruce Willis And Vin Diesel Out On A Date

2013-02-06T18:02:00.000+07:00

Lucy Pinder Takes Bruce Willis And Vin Diesel Out On A Date

Ladies What Are You Doing? Ladies... Staahp!

2013-02-06T02:55:00.000+07:00

Ladies What Are You Doing? Ladies... Staahp!

Still a better love story than Twilight

2013-01-30T02:17:00.000+07:00

A perfect example of

"men think with their heads, women think with their hearts"

but also means Men are good writers.

Printer doesn't .gif a shit.

2013-01-19T20:37:00.000+07:00

My Fucking Printer doesn't .gif a shit.

Oppa Kanjar Style

2013-01-17T15:40:00.000+07:00

Oppa Kanjar Style, Rehman Malik

Supreme Court of Pakistan orders to arrest Prime Minister Raja Pervaiz Ashraf

2013-01-15T17:22:00.000+07:00

Supreme Court of Pakistan orders to arrest Prime Minister Raja Pervaiz Ashraf..

The order of the SC has come at a time when Minhaj-ul-Quran chief Tahir-ul-Qadri was leading the Long March in Islamabd to demand electoral reforms.

The participants of the march became jubilant and were seen celebrating chanting slogans of "Mubarak Ho" and "Long Live the Supreme Court."

The prime minister is accused of taking kickbacks in rental power projects and is also accused of buying property abroad from money earned through corrupt means.

The SC directed the authorities concerned to arrest 16 accused including the prime minister after presenting challan within 24 hours.

Boobs between Three sisters

2013-01-13T03:33:00.000+07:00

In my best friend's family, she's the child in the middle and has the biggest boobs xD.

How to Stop Child Abuse in Public?

2013-01-12T22:12:00.000+07:00

It can be uncomfortable to watch a child mistreated by an adult who's out of control. Fortunately, there are things you can do to help.

Start
Start a conversation with the adult to direct attention away from the child. Say something such as:

"Children can wear you out, can't they? Is there anything I can do to help?"
"She seems to be trying your patience."
"My child has gotten upset like that too."
"He has beautiful (eyes)." - this can encourage a more positive mood for the parent

Divert
Talk to the child to divert the child's attention if misbehaving.

Look
Look for the first opportunity to praise the parent and child.

Offer
Offer assistance if the child is in danger. For example, if the child is left unattended in a grocery cart, stand by the child until the parent returns.

Avoid
Avoid negative remarks or looks. These reactions are likely to increase the parent's anger and make matters worse.

Sexy Girls on Facebook (33 pics)

2013-01-12T21:11:00.000+07:00

At the start of the New Year 2011, old pictures of girls in social networks were changed to new ones that were sexier, hotter and more daring than before. Check out these new girls in social networks who are may be looking for more friends and determined to meet new people.

How to Pick up a Girl (7 Steps)

2013-01-12T19:43:00.000+07:00

Apparently it's easier than you think, and anybody can get good at it.

1. Girls can be hooked everywhere. So do not just focus on one place.

2. Do something original: Pretty girls are receiving compliments like, how pretty she is, or how cute she is. Get a hold of yourself, they already heard that compliment so find your own unique phrase, she'll appreciate it. You can start by saying little things she treasure, like "I like your hair, they're pretty awesome". With that phrase they will feel somehow comfortable talking to you, if not, you can easily find other weaknesses when talking to your target.

3. Be yourself: Most girls wanted a man to be just himself. They wanted to be treated nicely, so don't be someone else 'coz she will definitely gonna find it out in just a short period.

4. Get to her first: Meaning open up an idea which are funny for her or would make her interested. She will try to test you, like, "What do you do, Where do you live, Where did you go to school". If you do not have the quality that beyond avarage which most girls ask, then turn her interviews into statements or stories you have that clings her interest.

5. Ask for her number: It is very effective if you joke when a girl denies to give her number. Joke's like, "Don't worry I only have few free time, so I could only call you like a hundred times a day", that phrase is a bomber, it is tested and proven. you can also get her email or social networking account, it is easy that way.

6. After receiving her number, let her wait. Don't call the night you just met her, let a day pass by. Do not be to needy, one thing about the rule of "Waiting to call" is that it was made for those guys who were being too needy on their first meeting. Here is a great tip: Girls will be expecting you from the moment she gave her number, so let them wait, it's a catch and go game anyway.

7. You do not have to call her or text her everyday, especially when you just met, not unless is she is showing her interest on you. Quality time when talking makes her more interested in you, if you talk and you make her laugh or happy, she will completely wait for your next call. And trust me, if that happens, there is no other way on letting a gils miss you but to skip a day for a conversation.

Imagination Because...

2013-01-12T01:17:00.000+07:00

I actually feel that this is shopped onto a mans torso because she is not flat as a board... lol

Silicone $ex Doll

2013-01-12T01:15:00.000+07:00

Silicone $ex Doll

Yes Elmo i see your point !

2013-01-07T01:16:00.000+07:00

Yes Elmo i see your point !

Man Logic vs Woman Logic ?

2013-01-07T00:11:00.000+07:00

Man Logic vs Woman Logic