Pundit Kitchen: Lol News and Lol Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, John McCain, Joe Biden and more

Tatooine Giveaways

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:00:00 +0000

As the Winner you shall now be encased in Carbonite!

LoL by:

Dshere

Picture by: Unknown

Both at the Same Time

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

I don’t understand, is he petting him or exorcising the demon of science?

(Stephen Hawking and Pope Benedict XVI)

LoL by:

BrianHose

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Funniest Case Scenarios

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Police at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo, Japan staged an animal escape drill in which they subdued a papier mâché rhino with sticks and darts. Also note the lifelike details on the rhino, such as movable ears and… eye shadow?

F*ck Yeah Craig Romney

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Red alert! Tumblr has discovered that Mitt Romney’s youngest son Craig is a hottie

Submitted by: Unknown

Self-Aware Submissions

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:00:00 +0000

MITT GETS A JOB AS A FLIGHT ATTEDANT. COMIC SANS FAIL.

(Mitt Romney)

LoL by: Sarah C

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Real Classy

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:00:00 +0000

This joke, which refers to R&B singer Chris Brown’s physical assault on then-girlfriend Rihanna in 2009, was actually published in today’s Times of India.

… there’s a difference between laughing because it’s funny and laughing because it’s so wildly tasteless and inappropriate that I just can’t believe it. This is the latter.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: The Daily What

Cool Front Moving In

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Michigan’s finest weatherman.

Changes at Cheezburger

Cheezu — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:30:19 +0000

Well Hello There,

Cheezburger is getting a makeover! When you visit Cheezburger on Monday, Feb. 13, you will notice things look a bit different.

Some of the changes include:

– Voting buttons will no longer appear on Front Page LOLz. If you love a piece of content, we encourage you to “Post It to Your Cheezburger,” which includes adding a LOL to your “Favorites” and/or one of your Cheezburger Sites, or share it with your friends on Facebook.
– Voting buttons will still appear on Vote Page LOLz.
– New and improved buttons! Our drop-down “Post to My Cheezburger” button (shown below) will give you the option of adding a LOL to your “Favorites” or to one of your Cheezburger Sites.

We hope you like our new look!

Sincerely,
Cheezburger HQ

UPDATE: Forgive us! We forgot to mention that we will be implementing a new and improved voting system on our sites sometime in the future. It is still true that, starting Monday, our sites will not have voting buttons, but expect to see the voting function return to our front pages in the future!

Tim Gunn Eyeroll

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:00:00 +0000

I would say “Make it work,” but I don’t want to take a stand on homosexuality.

(Rick Santorum)

LoL by:

alisaj29

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Extreme Redecorating

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:00:00 +0000

Uuh…that chandelier was gaudy anyway.

(Barack Obama)

LoL by:

Mr-Morbach

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Must Be Blah History Month

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Oh, why did I drink that Red Bull?

(Rick Santorum)

LoL by:

TuckerBentley

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Who You Gonna Call?

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

And now we’ll hear from the Spirit Entity candidate.

LoL by:

bajio6401

Picture by: Unknown

Osombie

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Yes, you know and I know that it was only a matter of time before an Osama Bin Laden zombie movie came out. Then I probably don’t need to tell you that it contains violence, awkward kissing, topless men, zombies, explosives, and some more awkward kissing. Actually, I did not expect the awkward kissing, so was at least one surprise.

Go Sieg Heil Yourself

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Nazism: He’s over it.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Ghost Throats

Spock Facepalm

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Vulcan Death pinch
Failed

(Barack Obama and Joe Biden)

LoL by:

EpicRooster

Picture by: Unknown

Ballistic Marshmallows

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Moving from the FLOTUS to the POTUS, Barack Obama inspects the latest in food fight weapons technology.

Are you dropping the science too?

Time to Get FLOTUS Fit

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Jimmy Fallon knows it!

Submitted by: Unknown

Am I Doing This Right?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:00:00 +0000

THE AMOUNT OF MEMES DONE WRONG IS REALLY HIGH

(Jimmy McMillan)

(The Rent is Too Damn High)

LoL by: Unknown

The Running Man

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:00:00 +0000

Running for office … well more of slow jog

(Mitt Romney)

LoL by:

Greybeard55

Picture by: Unknown

THE FABRIC OF OUR LIVES

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:00:00 +0000

THE FABRIC OF OUR LIVES
Obama Brand sheets and pillowcases

LoL by:

Cranky_Old_Man

Picture by: J-dog

Are You Sure?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

What do you mean “it’s not him”??

(Ayatollah Khomeini)

LoL by:

DunderMiffliNate

Picture by: Unknown

Collect Em’ All

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:00:00 +0000

Baseball card maker Upper Deck is expanding its business to include politicians by launching its new “World of Politics” line. Wait, why is Rick Santorum the only one that gets an action shot?

(Because he’s the dreamiest. Shhhh, don’t speak. I know you think it too. Just shhhh…)

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Beckett.com

Helpful Sign is Helpful

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Keeping the Internet Honest

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Pundit Kitchen: Keeping the internet honest since like three seconds ago. YOU’RE WELCOME, R-MONEY!

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Reddit

Oh God

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:00:00 +0000

There. Now every t-shirt we sell will have a little bit of Santorum on it.

(Rick Santorum)

LoL by:

mcmagiccracker

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Prop 8 Ruled Unconstitutional

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Proposition 8 was ruled unconstitutional in the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals this morning. The ballot, which limited marriage in California to unions between one man and one woman, was initially passed by voters in 2008. The Supreme Court will now likely rule on gay marriage next year.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: The AP

RIP Florence Green, Aged 110

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

The last remaining World War I veteran in the world passed away today at the age of 110. Florence Green served as a mess steward in the Women’s Royal Airforce, which she joined at the age of 17 in 1918. She is survived by her three children, four grandchildren, and seven great-grandchildren.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: The Telegraph

The Eternal Question

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:00:00 +0000

is this what love feels like..?

(Kim Jong-Un)

LoL by:

aalcala

Picture by: Unknown

Suburban Problems

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:00:00 +0000

I wish they would let people know where to park! Now, where am I supposed to go vote?

LoL by:

Constable65

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New World Order

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 04:00:00 +0000

I’ll be the “COOL” Dictator

(Kim Jong-Un)

LoL by:

mrfishguy4

Picture by: Unknown

Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:00:00 +0000

The Gipper was born today in 1911. He passed away in 2004 at the age of 93 after serving two terms as POTUS.

Submitted by: Unknown

Take it to the Grave

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

If only i could tell him.. i’m a democrat

(Mitt Romney)

LoL by:

RestlessLOLz

Picture by: Unknown

Freudian Breakfast

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:00:00 +0000

The best part isn’t even the Freudian slip itself, it’s her coworker verbally confirming that, yes, they are talking about what you think they are.

Royally Busted

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:00:00 +0000

We know, we know. Mary, Crown Princess of Denmark has got it going on at 40 years old. But seriously, stop being so obvious.

Submitted by: Unknown

How Far We Haven’t Come

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Yes, this is a real advertisement for Michigan Representative Pete Hoekstra that really aired during the Super Bowl in Michigan.

… yep, and that’s a real Chinese-American actress who agreed to speak in an ungrammatical ching-chong accent while riding a bicycle with a straw hat. What year is this? Is there a new Charlie Chan movie coming out or something?

Uncompromising Truths

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:00:00 +0000

THE ONLY GOOD MIME, IS A DEAD MIME!

LoL by:

jimbooo

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Congressman Mistakes The Onion for Truefax

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Somebody should have shown Louisiana Representative John Fleming the “Welcome to the Internets” training video when he was elected.

Submitted by: Unknown

Newt Gingrich: Moon President

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Contains salty language

Fight or Fright

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:00:00 +0000

If i stand still… Maybe he wont eat me

(Barack Obama)

LoL by:

tacticalbiscuit

Picture by: Unknown

More Urgent Matters

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:00:00 +0000

How do I post this to Facebook

(Rick Santorum)

LoL by:

Greybeard55

Picture by: Unknown

Golly Gee!

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

I LOVE MY NEW PLAYHOUSE THANKS, GENERALS!!

(Kim Jong-Un)

LoL by:

WilliamKeckler

Picture by: Unknown

Islam, the Musical

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

STARRING
Russell Crowe
Sean Connery
and Ben Affleck

(Ayatollah Khomeini)

LoL by:

taken_name

Picture by: Unknown

Seattle Jokes

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:00:00 +0000

MEANWHILE, IN BALLARD

LoL by:

steeznuts

Picture by: Unknown

Life Lessons

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Putin shows karate kid how to cheat in barfight

(Vladimir Putin)

LoL by:

WilliamKeckler

Picture by: Unknown

Putin PR 101

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

The whole secret to political success is promoting a brand people can use. ‘Putin,’ for example, is way more versatile than ‘rootin’ or ‘tootin’

(Vladimir Putin)

LoL by:

DJAussie

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Awkward…

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 14:00:00 +0000

…and this candle commemorates Chechnya

(Vladimir Putin)

LoL by:

beernbiccies

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Eyes on the Prize

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Just keep telling yourself, “First Lady Callista…First Lady Calilsta…”
Once we’re in, we’ll never have to touch Mr. Toady ever again.

(Callista and Newt Gingrich)

LoL by:

ddiemetric

Picture by: Unknown

Roseanne Barr Running for President

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 01:00:00 +0000

TV personality and professional nasal-talker Roseanne Barr has announced her bid for the presidency as a Green Party Candidate. Now imagine an entire State of the Union address performed in her voice.

God I love election years!

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: CNN

PDA Caucus

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

For Corn’s Sakes, Get a Room

(Mitt Romney)

LoL by:

JOE-STYLE

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Just in Time for Lunch!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

The Internet. You’re doing it… strangely?

Submitted by: Unknown