Pundit Kitchen: Lol News and Lol Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, John McCain, Joe Biden and more

Simple Logic, Really

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Paper beats Rock? Listen, you take a rock and wrap it in paper and throw it at someone, they’re going to feel the rock, not the paper. Nothing beats rock.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Marvinator

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But You is Curvy and I Like ‘em Curvy!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:00:00 +0000

Damn logo You blurry as hell

(Vladimir Putin)

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KaanTheKordor

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Can’t We All Just Get Along?

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

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PrincessWordplay

Penguin Slap-Fights As a Metaphor for Our Nation

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000

The National Debt
Congress
The snowflake they’re arguing about
The Deficit
(Just the tip of the iceberg)

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Caffinehog

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Friday Picspam: Lincoln Minaj

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:00:17 +0000

Four score and seven albums ago…

“someone set us up the moon” from user heyyyjaojao!

Conan O’Brien does his best Callista Gingrich impression

Badum-tish!

The quintessential Romney reaction gif.

Perminator 2, Election Day. Thanks eatsshootsedits!

Especially that last one. Thanks Estarfigam!

Presidential huggles.

Lemon parties are so refreshing… Thanks K8eDay!

I’m 12 years old and what is this.

Oh snap.

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Expect Us

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Left-wing Polish parliament members don Guy Fawkes masks as an homage to internet vigilante group Anonymous. These members oppose the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement, a European treaty that is similar to SOPA. Unfortunately, most members of the European Union signed up for ACTA yesterday, bringing it closer to ratification.

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Via: Forbes

Rich People Problems

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Incredible. People are complaining that I made 43 million dollars over the last two years.

Why, that wouldn’t even cover my alimony.

(Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich)

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For Equestria!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Double Brohoof!

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wittypirate

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And Yet So Life-Like

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:00:00 +0000

Breaking News – Romney invents first ever “live robocalls”

(Mitt Romney)

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Unwilling Dictator

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Why does this look like they’re trying to keep him from running away?

(Kim Jong-Un)

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LizzieJoBob

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PRESI- Oh Nevermind

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000

I ran for what?

(John Kerry)

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nintechno

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Anger First, Truth Later

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Today Newt Gingrich’s campaign conceded to ABC News that witnesses supposedly ready to testify he was not unfaithful to his second wife were, in fact, imaginary.

Wag of the Finger

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Arizona Governor and apparent predatory anthropod-eater Jan Brewer had an exchange with President Barack Obama today that could best be described as “tense.”

The two could be seen speaking on the tarmac where Air Force One had just landed, before Obama walked away from Brewer in mid-sentence. The president reportedly disagrees with a part of Brewers new book, “Scorpions for Breakfast,” in which she describes an incident at the White House where she felt that Obama was “lecturing her.”

Brewer is famous for her support of Arizona’s controversial immigration laws.

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Via: MSNBC photoblog

Snooze of the Union

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

The Representative from Dreamland was also in attendance at The Statue of the Union.

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Italian Cruise Ship Inception

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

The dream is collapsing! We have to go deeper!

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Barney Frank to Wed

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:30:00 +0000

Retiring Congressman Barney Frank is engaged to longtime partner Jim Ready. The Democratic Representative became the first Congressperson to publicly come out as gay in 1987. His home state of Massachusetts is also one of six states (along with the District of Columbia) that have legalized gay marriage so far. Frank and Ready have been dating since 2007.

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Via: USAToday

(Un)Happy Australia Day!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:30:00 +0000

Dramatic footage of Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard and Opposition Leader Tony Abbott being rushed to safety after protesters attempted to storm the restaurant where they were attending an Australia Day ceremony. The mob was angry at earlier remarks by Abbott in which he told a 40-year-old Aboriginal tent city it was “time to move on.” Protesters collected the shoe lost by Gillard as she was running for the getaway car as a trophy from the day.

Travel Ban Lifted

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Come visit beautiful FRANCE
We use deodorant now

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TuckerBentley

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Save Another Couple Million

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:00:00 +0000

Let me get this straight. All I have to do is throw my clothes in here, and then I can REUSE them?

(Mitt Romney)

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Pictureception

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Yo Dawg, I heard you like pictures, so I took a picture of me while I was taking a picture

(Mitt Romney)

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slyoda

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It’s How He Reproduces

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000

that awkward moment when you’re being introduced
and you release a bunch of spores

(Rick Santorum)

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TuckerBentley

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Language of the Union

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000

Canada’s National Post made this interesting chart of the frequency of words used in Barack Obama’s SotU Addresses, compared with those delivered by George W. Bush.

Click the image to see the full-size PDF!

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Via: National Post

Michael Douglas’ Number One Fan

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Australia Transport Minister Anthony Albanese must get as teary-eyed as I do when he watches 1995′s The American President. Because he apparently wanted to show his appreciation for actor Michael Douglas’ moving climactic speech from the film by using it to attack opposition leader Tony Abbot. Albanese even owned up to his man-crush-mistake later on Twitter. In all honesty, if I were Tony Abbott I would feel honored. It’s not every day that somebody wants to put you in your place Michael Douglas style.

Sadly There is No Cure

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Late Onset Gingrich
afflicts many elderly politicians with delusions of adequacy

(Newt Gingrich)

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The Joke Went Sour

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:00:00 +0000

I hope at least his speech writer got a chuckle.

Hostages Rescued by Navy SEALs

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

An American aid worker and her Danish colleague were rescued from Somali pirates by the same Navy SEAL unit responsible for taking down Osama Bin Laden.

Yesterday, SEAL Team 6 stormed a pirate camp and killed nine men who had held Jessica Buchanan and Poul Hagen Thisted since October. The pirates are not believed to be linked to any larger terrorist organization, and are thought to have been looking to sell the duo for ransom money. Vice President Biden told The Today Show this morning that, although they had been planning a rescue operation for weeks, it was expedited after they received information that 32-year-old Buchanan’s health was declining. Both Buchanan and Thisted are now on the way home to their families.

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Via: Washington Post

Who Made What in 2010

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:59:00 +0000

BREAKING NEWS: Mittens is rolling in it!

Check out more political graphs at GraphJam!

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About Now

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:00:00 +0000

So when do we
add the chicken?

(Mitt Romney)

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It’s For You

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:00:00 +0000

HELLO YES THIS IS DOUCHE

(Mitt Romney)

(YES, THIS IS DOG)

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Did It Once and He’ll Do It Again

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

I saw you eyeing that hot staffer. Do it again and I’ll rip off more than your earlobes.

(Callista and Newt Gingrich)

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Get Some New Material

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Hear the joke about the unfaithful husband and politician?
I WROTE IT!

(Newt Gingrich)

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Hot Potato

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:00:00 +0000

I love this game at parties!

Moneybags Mitt

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Mitt Romney released his tax forms this morning, shortly before swan diving into a pool of coins in his Duckberg vault.

The best part (besides his 21.7 million-dollar earnings)? His offshore bank accounts in Switzerland, Bermuda, and the Cayman Islands.

Check out the forms in all their bureaucratic glory here.

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Via: Mitt Romney.com

Incumbents in Election Years

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Isn’t it cute? They call it “debating”

(Barack and Michelle Obama)

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Callista Gingrich Addresses Open Marriage Rumors

Cheezu — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:00:08 +0000

Oh, not the real Callista, of course.

Foul language warning!

Rebranding

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

At least now people will know what to expect when they tune in.

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How Do You Say ‘Hipsters” in Mandarin?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:00:00 +0000

We censored the internet
before it was cool

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THE SUM OF ALL FEARS

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:00:00 +0000

THE SUM OF ALL FEARS
a dozen nuns and a laughing clown

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Artemys

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The Problem With Newtcare

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Yeah, baby. Do what Newt likes! Oh, and don’t get sick

(Callista and Newt Gingrich)

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KyleTheSarcastic

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We Don’t Want Your Kind

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Hey, don;t let the doo hit you on the way out!
Oh, and take all that “science” and “reasonableness” hooey with you!!

(Jon Huntsman)

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auntiewarhol

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Santor-Ummmmm…. What?

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000

…He’s Mr. Fantastic!

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Via: Atlas Was Right

Cool Candidate or Coolest Candidate?

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Hermain Cain is the very best ex-candidate, like no one ever was. #Pokemon4ever

Songify Election 2012

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

South Carolina Primary winner Newt Gingrich sounds surprisingly good when auto-tuned.

It Has the Weirdest Tromboner Right Now

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

THIS TREE
IS HORNY.

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Gabby Giffords Resigns from Congress

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Yesterday Arizona Representative Gabrielle Giffords released this video announcing she is stepping down from Congress. Giffords is recovering from a brain injury caused when Jared Lee Loughner opened fire and killed six people at a 2011 rally in Tucson. Considering she was clinging to life just one year ago, it’s truly remarkable to see in this video how far she has come. Thank you for your service, Representative Giffords.

The Onion Weighs in on Joe Paterno’s Death

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

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Via: The Onion

Separated at Birth

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 16:00:00 +0000

I am here today to announce that I’m dropping out of the presidentual race due to the fact that my sister Katy is going thru a messy divorce. The family Perry will be there to lend out support.

For the last time, she’s NOT your sister, dude!

(Rick Perry)

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