Pundit Kitchen: Lol News and Lol Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, John McCain, Joe Biden and more

…And everyone slammed on their brakes to stare at the first car that slid into the ravine, locking their brakes and sending them skidding into the ravine.

(Winter driving)

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State of the Union Caption Contest Winners

mrussoniello — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 00:13:56 +0000

A big Thank You to all of you who participated in the State of the Union caption contest. We received hundreds of submissions. It pains us that we are only able to post a few. Thanks again for all your hard work and cleverness!

Submitted by simmaster07

Submitted by Murasaki

One more after the jump!

Submitted by Amber B

CONFUSION

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:00:28 +0000

CONFUSION*
When it’s a joke for everyone, except the guy next in line.
*Not to be confused with “Confucian”

(Children receiving vaccinations)

It’s a joke adults play.

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TEXAS YARD SALE

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:00:29 +0000

TEXAS YARD SALE
kidding! they never give up weapons..ever

It is a very silly place.

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The giant Etch-a-Sketch

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:59:06 +0000

The giant Etch-a-Sketch in the sky is just as hard to use as the hand held toy.

(The mountains of Afghanistan)

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Mrs Peacock…

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:00:24 +0000

Mrs Peacock… in the kitchen… with a revolver.

(Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands)

The royals are an odd bunch.

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…and if you call in the next 20 minutes

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:00:46 +0000

…and if you call in the next 20 minutes we’ll double your order. that’s right! You’ll get Two PETN laced pair of underwear.

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Now Witness the power

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:00:54 +0000

Now Witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station!

(John McCain)

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In The 18th Century

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:00:58 +0000

In The 18th Century Pimpin’ Was Easy

(Joseph, Baron Ducreux)

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ROCKIN’ ROADBLOCK

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:00:02 +0000

ROCKIN’ ROADBLOCK
Let’s see them bitches get past this one.

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Second-longest debate in Senate history

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:59:03 +0000

Second-longest debate in Senate history and the GOP is still whining that health care reform was “rammed through without enough discussion.” You lost. Lying about it won’t change that.

(US Senate Chamber)

They can be a bit of a misguided group.

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You Dang Kids

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:00:06 +0000

You Dang Kids Get Off my Lawn!!

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Shortly after this photo was taken

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:00:52 +0000

Shortly after this photo was taken, the Danger Alarm went off and the X-Presidents sprung into action!

(Bill Clinton, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter and George Bush)

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Seeking job

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:00:04 +0000

Seeking job as Tina Fey look alike

(Sarah Palin)

The resemblance is uncanny.

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I really didn’t think

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 14:00:08 +0000

I really didn’t think my suitcase was that much over the limit.

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Vladurday: Are you certain

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 14:00:51 +0000

Are you certain this creature is how I ordered it? Yes, sir. The razor claws and fangs grow in latter.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Hey, just for laughs

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:00:24 +0000

Hey, just for laughs, wanna toss him in with the “Lower Taxes Now” bunch?

(Health Care protester)

They’re a fun bunch.

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Obama.

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:00:03 +0000

In front of Lincoln. Holding a puppy. Your argument is invalid.

(Barack Obama)

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LINCOLN

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:59:57 +0000

LINCOLN
Pennies would be naked without him.

(Abraham Lincoln)

It’s a pretty good head shot

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PERSISTENCE

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 21:00:13 +0000

PERSISTENCE
When his factory was forced to shut down, he fought his government. When the laws banned his research on land, he built a lab-boat. In no instance in human history, has there been such a passion for blowing shit up.

(The Nobel Prize)

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State of the Union Caption Contest

mrussoniello — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:00:18 +0000

As you know, President Obama gave his State of the Union address last night. Since we deal with all things political here at Pundit Kitchen, we thought we’d take advantage of this story and give you all the opportunity to show us your very best captions.

To participate, simply:

1) Choose any of the images posted below. Click on the image you’ve selected to be taken to our LOLBuilder.
2) Once you’ve built your LOL, copy and paste the link provided into an email. If you prefer, you may also attach your LOL to an email and send.
3) Email your sumbission to punditkitchen@gmail.com
4) Contest ends Thursday, February 4 at 12:01 a.m.

We will post some of our favorite captions after the contest ends!

Have fun and good luck!

One day, i dream

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:00:23 +0000

One day, i dream of having my picture for sale on a hoodie…at the gap…oh what a sweet dream it is…

(Che Guevara)

Rather an unmerited dream.

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OMG!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:59:52 +0000

OMG! Your shoes are Fabulous!

(Ron Paul)

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LOLMart Shirts Presents: Presidential Cats Reprint

mrussoniello — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:59:36 +0000

ENGLISH

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:00:55 +0000

ENGLISH
No, saying it louder does not help foreigners understand it.

(Pro-Tibet protesters)

We struggle with our language

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If I just do this…

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:00:16 +0000

If I just do this…
I find it’s a lot easier to get by in The White House

(Press Secretary Robert Gibbs)

And he’s a cheater!

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GLOBAL WARMING

radleyas — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:00:12 +0000

GLOBAL WARMING
The opera

(Al Gore)

I loved the stock broker opera.

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Dear Volcano

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:00:53 +0000

Dear Volcano,
We are going to have to fine you for excessive emissions.
xoxo,
EPA

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LAWYERS

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 17:00:25 +0000

LAWYERS
You still have to pay the bastards, even when found guilty

(OJ Simpson)

And still he dances. (Via Rolfrazzi)

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No, YOU’RE

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:00:35 +0000

No, YOU’RE wearing the coolest outfit

(The Dalai Lama and Archbishop Desmond Tutu)

No, I’m the coolest.

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SLACKER

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:00:48 +0000

SLACKER
You are doing it right

(Mailman)

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PLEASE …

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:00:36 +0000

PLEASE … can I go back to making bad movies ?!!

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Can we have this Arnold back? (Via Roflrazzi)

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WINDOW SEAT

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:00:11 +0000

WINDOW SEAT
When there’s not enough room, the window is your seat

(Soldiers in a helicopter)

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I have good news and bad news.

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 14:00:51 +0000

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I’ve discovered free renewable energy. The bad news is that it only works on toy trains.

(Large Hadron Collider)

Luckily, we’re all still alive.

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LOLMart Shirts Presents: ROFLCOPTER!!1

mrussoniello — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:59:30 +0000

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