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So called Rahul of BJP

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 15:34:00 +0000

Even BJP can have one Rahul Baba and that is Rahul Mahajan,son of deceased BJP leader Parmod Mahajan.There are some basic differences between Rahul Gandhi baba and Rahul Mahajan Baba. Rahul Gandhi likes to remain in touch with real india but Rahul Mahajan like to remain in reality shows. Rahul Mahajan has married twice in 30’s but Rahul Gandhi could afford to have only a girl friend even in 40’s. Rahul Gandhi is obedient child of Sonia Gandhi but Rahul Mahajan is disobedient child of Rekha Mahajan. Rahul Gandhi is hungry for power and can go up to any extent for acquiring it and rahul Mahajan has hunger for gaining public attention and can engage in anything for publicity. One thing is common between two Rahuls and that is both of them were spotted in media after death of their fathers.

Rahul in Mayanagari

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 10:57:00 +0000

Rahul Gandhi has gone to celebrate picnic in Mayanagri. Mr. Shravan Kumar( Rahul baba) is obeying the orders of his dear Mother Mrs. Sonia Gandhi. He feels a great ease in politics as a profession as he knows that he has to do nothing for solving the problems of farmers but has to just eat and sleep with farmers. Rahul Gandhi is the right hand of Sonia as these kinds of assignments can not be handled by Sonia being a woman. Rahul says the administration of UP is run by dalaals and I am search for of the most powerful dalal who can help us in getting the share of administration in UP after coming elections. He is searching the dalal every where in UP and even visited to farmers. He guesses he may be able catch the most powerful dalal through farmers.

Budda Hoga Tera Baap

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 06:09:00 +0000

The title of the movie ‘Buddha Hoga Tera Baap’ gives a sense of inferiority complex to the young audience that their fathers have grown old but Abhishek Bachaan’s father is evergreen young man. The movie is also drawing many senior citizens to the multiplexes as the title is giving confidence to them that they are still young and are still at par with young generation. Amitabh has tried his best to hide his frustration of being old in front of audience by uttering the title of movie time and again during different stages of movie. Everything in the film is different from expectations of audience such as Amitabh the modest man as action hero, the chemistry of relation of Amitabh and Hema as it was in ‘Bagwaan’, the image of Sonu Sood,the villain of 'dabang' as a police officer , Raveena tries to woo someone instead of getting wooed. In the end of film, Amitabh clearly admits before audience that he has turned old and can die at anytime and his admittance shows that he even fears from death as he feels that he may not be able to get this much fame in the next birth. Amitabh is making best use of his regret for his old age to attract the audience.

What MMS (Manmohan Singh) Says

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 17:15:00 +0000

Manmohan Singh said that there is no magic wand to handle corruption instantly and he said this to editors during meeting. If MMS thinks that there is no magic wand to control corruption then he should also try to understand that common man is also no having any magic wand to handle frequent rise in prices. He should also try to understand that even an extra dumb approach of him and his government is not enough to handle corruption. Manmohan Singh is also saying that I am doing my best for nation. What I think if he considers his action as best then he should also try to do worst and may be that worst may prove helpful for India. One more thing, MMS government is doing best to control the people who wish to fight against corruption. If MMS is honest then why is he tolerating corruption under his nose.

Sonia Gandhi’s Way to Cope with Maya’s Maya

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 07:41:00 +0000

Sonia Gandhi makes a call to President Patil

Sonia: Hello Mrs. Pratibha, How r U?

Pratibha Patil: I am fine Madam Sonia? What about U?

Sonia: I am also fine Mrs. Pratibha.

Pratibha Patil: Tell me. How did u remember me after so many days.

Sonia: I remember u everyday mam but due to my busy schedule I don’t find time to talk to u. I remain so busy and tense these days that I have not even talked to Rahul and Priyanka since long time. Even Priyanka’s Chidren have called me many times and asked me to visit to their place but I could find time for that.

Pratibha Patil: Ya, It happens like this in politics. But I don’t remain that much busy as my job is easy going. I can easily devote much of my time for my family.

Sonia: Yes Mam u r very much free minded otherwise Abdul Klam as a President used to take much pains.

Pratibha Patil:Abdul was a Bachelor Sonia ji and I am married. I give more priority to my family. The people of India know me only by my name. Even if I go to market nobody is able to recognize. I can move freely during my hangouts.

Sonia Gandhi: Infact, I also don’t want to take much trouble but all I do is just for sake of good political career of Rahul.

Pratibha Patil: Ya I know that Sonia ji. U r also very much family oriented and that’s why u did not choose to become Prime minister

Sonia Gandhi: Yes Pratibha ji . U r right .Only a women can understand the mind of woman. Actually mam, I want to give u some trouble. If u do a little favor on congress, u will gain publicity and people will start knowing u.

Pratibha Patil: But what? See Sonia Ji, Don’t ask me for doing anything for which I will be required to make much moves out of Rastriyapati Bhawan.

Sonia Gandhi: No no. U have to do a little task just by sitting in office and That is just to call Mr. B.L Joshi, Governor of U.P to ask Mayawati to allow Congress Party’s ‘Nyaya Yatra’ in U.P otherwise he will impose President’s Rule in U.P by declaring Emergency.

Pratibha Patil: O.K But r u sure that it will not create much problem for me.

Sonia Gandhi: No mam not at all rather it will add glory to Ur name and position as u will be remembered in history for maintaining the spirit of Constitution by saving the fundamental right of congress party for making peaceful march.

Pratibha Patil: OK. I will think over it. But I really appreciate u as u wish to move on the footprints of your Mother-in-law, Mrs Indira Gandhi by declaring emergency.

Sonia Gandhi: Thanks Pratibha ji. Take care. Have a nice time.

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Digi Uncle's Special Wishes for Dear Rahul Gandhi

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 10:44:00 +0000

Digvijay Singh ji Rahul ke ektalisvey janam din pe kehtey hai ki Rahul gandhi ab itne anubhavi ho chukey hai ki desh ke pradhanmantri bn saktey hai. Unke aisa kehne ke piche kai karan hai jo isparkar hai

Kyunki Manmohan Singh samet congress ke sabhi diggaz neta itne badnam ho chukey hai ki unmey sai kisi ko desh ka pradhanmatri nhi bnaya ja sakta.

Party Rahul baba ki publicity ke liye krodon rupaiya kharch kar chuki hai aur rahul ko pradhanmantri bna kar usey vasulna hai.

Rahul baba nai bharat ke lagbhag sabhi main sthano per picnic mna li hai aur ab wo bharat ke chppey chppey sai wakif hai

Rahul baba ko rajniti aur sarkar chlaney ka kuch khaas anubhav nhi hai aur aisey mai yadi unko pradhanmantri bhna diya jaaye tho congress ke neta aasani se desh ko loot saktey hai.

Rahul baba dhith bhi hai. Koi kuch bhi kehta rahey unko koi fark nhi padta.Ye desh ka pradhanmantri bnaney ke liye sabse bda gun hai. dhith honey ka ye gun unko apni mta sushri Sonia Gandhi sai virassat mai mila hai.

Rahul ki shaadi bhi nhi hui issliye desh ki yuva mahilayon ka samarthan unhey lgataar mila Rahega

Sabsey bda aur mhatabpuran baat hai ki ve Gandhi Parivaar sai sambandh rakhtey hai. Bharat mai Pradhanmantri ka pd Gandhi parivaar ke baap ki jaagir hai

Digi ko agley chunavo mai apney parivar walon ke liye ticket leni hai issliye bhi Rahul gandhi Pradhanmantri seat ke sahi daveydaar lagtey hai.

Why Rahul Gandhi is Angry with Sonia Gandhi

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 07:24:00 +0000

Manmohan Singh to Sonia gandhi: Sonia ji kya baat hai aaj kal Rahul ji kuch naraj sai lagtey hai aap sai.

Sonia Ganhi: Kya btaun Manmohan ji Rahul keh rha hai ki ki mummy mujhe jeans pehnni hai. Mainay mna kar diya aur kha ki usey apney professinal kapdey hi pehney hongey yaani kurta pajyama.

Kehta hai meri girl friend kehti hai ki agar mainay jeans nhi pehni tho vo mujhe chod degi.

Mainay kaha chod deney doo aur mil jayegi.

Tho kehta hai ki 46 saal ki umar mai aur girl friend nhi milegi. Ab aap hi btao iss samay aur kya kum samsyain hai jo wo ye jid kar raha hai:

Manmohan: Tho Pehnne doo na Sonia ji

Sonia Gandhi: Na Baba na media waley kya kehengay

Manmohan Singh: Tho sonia ji aisa kartey haiki hum congress ke yuva morcha ke sdsyon ke liye jeans hi dress code rakh detey hai.

Sonia Gandhi: Haan ye thik rahegan.lekin wo ek baat aur bhi keh raha hai.

Sonia Gandhi: Kehta hai lokpal bill ke maangey maan lo. Kehta hai ki meri girl friend kehti hai ki tumhari maa kitni dhith hai becharey Anna ki baat nhi maanti aur vo kehti hai ki mujhe aisi aadiyal saas nhi chahiye. Agar hamney Lokpal Bill ki Maangein naa mani tho vo Rahul Sai Shaadi nhi karegi

Manmohan: Fir tho Rahul ji ke bhavishya ke liye aapko manna hi hoga.Aur agar aap maan jayegi tho mai bhi thoda muh dikhaney ke kabil ho jaunga.

Sonia Gandhi: Arey Manmohan ji aap bhi kya bachey ki baaton mai aatey hai. Maan jayega kuch din mai. Chodo usey. Uske chakkar mai padey tho bahut nuksaan ho jayega

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J Dey Murder Case

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 18:18:00 +0000

Mumbai Police nai Mid Day Magzine ke senior Journalist J Dey ke katil ka jo ye sketch release kiya hai isko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki abhi tak tho police ko ye bhi pta nhi chla ki J. Dey ko kisi aadmi nai mara hai ya aurat nai. Katil ka pta chalney mai tho pta nhi kitne varsh lagengay.

Nitin Gatkari karey tho Charachter Dheela

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 09:32:00 +0000

BJP ke Neta Nitin Gatkari ji nai kaha ki congress tho muni sai bhi jyada badnam ho gai hai aur brastachar ke mudde pe vaisay hi kar rahi hai jaisay Pakistan ki Sarkar aatankbad ke mudde pe karti hai. Aisa kehne pe congress ke neta keh rahe hai ki Nitin ji iss tarah ke byano ke liye parsidh hai. Ye tho vahi baat hui ki Digvijay karey tho Raas Leela aur Nitin Gatkari karey tho character dheela.

Strike by Congress Against Anna Hazare and Baba Ramdev

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 16:06:00 +0000

Sonia Gandhi Samet Congress Party nai baba Ramdev aur Anna hazare ki virudh Anshan karney ka faisla kiya hai. Ve Ramleela maidan mai Anshan karengay aur unhonai nirnai kiya hai ki vo kewal fal khaiyengey. Anshan ke dauran congress ke netayon nai kuch is prakar byanbazi ki.

Manmohan Singh: Ye sab meri chuppi aur bholeypn ka faida utha rahe hai.Ab hum tab thak Anshan karengey jab tak ye log apna aandolan band nhi karengay .

Sonia Gandhi:Hum Larengay aant tak larengay. Fal tho kya mai sarkar ko bachaney ke liye dry fruit bhi kha jaungi.

Kapil Sibbal (seb khatey hui) Ab tho baba ko aur anna ko chiti likh kar deni hi hogi ki ab wo Anshan nhi karengay.

P.Chitabram: Mai tho Sonia ji sai gujarish karta hun ki mai tho tabhi strike per baithunga yadi Sonia ji ye bishwas dilati hai ki vo amma(Jai Lalitha) ki baathon main nhi aayengi.Nhi tho meri jagah amma ko bithai. Wo tho mujhse kahin jayada fal kha jayegi.

Digvijay Singh: Mai 11000 logon ki sena jinko mainay bak bak karney ki training di hai wo bhi fruit strike mai shamil hogi. Wo mil kar itne fruit kha jayegi ki delhi mai fruits ki kami pad jayegi.

Lalu Prasad Yadav: Hum tho tabhi strike mai shamil hongey agar Sonia ji export quality ke fruits mangwaengi. Agar achi quality ke fruit aayengay tho hum kya Rawari aur bachey bhi strike mai aa jayengay.

Sheela Dixit: Hum sai tho abhi tak sarkar ki koi baat nhi hui strike ke barey mai.Delhi sarkar ki falon ka bandobast karney ki koi jimmedari nhi.

Rahul: Mai tho strike mai badi khushi sai shamil hoyunga kyunki non veg kha kar mera pet bahar aa gaya hai.sirf fal khaunga tho pet balance ho jayega.Merey Anshan karney sai yuva pidi ko fast food chod kar fal khaney ki prerna milegi.

Priyanka: Mai bhi strike mai shamil ho jaungi bachon ko lekar. Bachon ko sab ko fruit khata dekh kar fruit khaney ki aadat pad jayegi.

Pranab Mukherji: Mai tho pehley hi sugar ka mareez hun. Mai kya congress ke kai neta sugar sai pidit hai.Agar hum Fal kha kha kar mar gaye tho iski jimmedari baba Ramdev aur Anna ki hogi.

Manish Tiwari: Fal kha kar mujhme itne takat aa jayegi ki mai apni party ka baba ramdev aur Anna ke virudh sahi pratinidhitab kar sakunga.

Deepak Chaurasia: Tho dekha aapney kis tarah din mai ek ek kilo meat khaney waley neta loktantr ko Ramdev baba aur Anna ke prakop sai bachaney ke liye sirf fal kha kar karengay atim saans tak Anshan

Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh on long Ride

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 06:24:00 +0000

Sonia Gandhi: Manmohan ji aap 5 saal purey honey tak unhi chalatey jaiye. Traffic ki parvah mat kiziye. Mai jahan kahun vahin lejaiye.Mai piche beth kar sab kuch sabhal lungi.

Manmohan Singh: Jo hukum madam ji

Interview of Delhi Police official on Ramleela Maidan Event

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 11:58:00 +0000

Punjabi Bheja Fry kai Papu Reporter nai Ramleela Maidan ke khatnakram pe Delhi Police ke varisht Adhikari ki interview li aur ussey kuch swal puchey

Q1….. Delhi police pe aarop hai ki Delhi Police nai Delhi ke Ramleela Maidan mai shaanti sai soye hui baba ke smarthko per aansu gas chodi aur laathi charge kiya. Aap iss Vishay mai kya kehengay?

Ans;……. Ji hamne soye hui kisi aadmi per aakrmn nahi kiya hamne pehle unhe jgaya aur fir unpe laathicharge kiya. Isliye ye aarop bilkul be buniyaad hai ki hamne soye hui logon pe laathicharge kiya.

Q2.... Aap logon nai baba ke samrathko kai purse aur samaan chori kiye?

Ans:.... Ji hamne unke purse unke paisay ginne ke liye uthai per jb unme kuch nhi nikla tho hm samjh gay eke wo hamey ullu bnanaey ke liye purse chod gaye hai.

Q3..... Aap nai baba ko kyun pakda?

Ans.... Je baba je bina kapdon ke dhod rahe thy tho hamne unhe pakda taanki unhe kapde pehna de.Ab itne badey sant ko aisey bina kapdon ke chodna achi baat nhi ji.

Q4...... Maidan mai mahila police kum kyun thi?

Ans....... Je Mahila police kum nhi thi actually jb hamse emergency mai mahila police ko raat ko unke kharon sai bulaya tho wo civilian dress mai hi aa gayi. Issliye pta hi nhi chla ki vo kitni sankhya mai hai.

Q5....... Aap nai mahilayon ke duppattey kyun khichey?

Ans.... je hamne unke dupattey khich kar unki grdn mai lpet diye taanki utrey nhi.

Q6...... Aap nai stage per aag kyun lgai?

Ans.....- ji hamne nhi lgai. Jab hum vahan pahunche tho baba ka ek smarthak stage pe bidi pi aha tha. Der ke maarey uske haath sai bidi chut kar niche ghir gai.Jisse aag lag gai aur iska aarop hum pea a gaya.

Q7..... Police waley shrab pi kar kyun gaye thy?

Ans....- Dekho ji jab Baba ko arrest karney ke order aai tho hammey sai kuch police waley jo baba ke smarthak hai wo iss baat ko bardasht nhi kar paye. Dukhi ho kar unhoney shrab pi. Ab wo kya kartey duty bhi jaruri thi mna bhi nhi kar saktey thy.

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The Reason Behind Digvijay Singh’s Comments regarding Baba Ramdev

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 06:24:00 +0000

Digvijay Singh ji bar bar keh rahe hai ki baba ke pass 1100 crore rupees kahan sai aai iska karan ye hai ki baba ke Anshan sai doo din pehle digvijay ke paas Swiss bank ke agent ka phone aaya aur usne Digvijay ko btaya ki aapka 1100 crore ka amount galti sai india ke kisi Baba Ramdev ke account mai transfer ho gya hai aur phir unhoney jab ye baat congress ke mantriyon ko btai.

Congress kai 4 matriyon nai Baba Ramdev sai Digvijay ke paiasay ke baarey mai puchney ke liye airport pe bethak ki. Lekin baba nai iske barey mai kuch bhi btaney sai inkaar kar diya. Jisse naraj ho kar congress nai baba ke Anshan pe raat ko police ko bhej kae lathi charge karwaya. Lekin baba wahan sai bhaag gai

Abhi tak Digvijay ko apna paisa nhi mil paya aur wo bar bar puchtey hai ki ‘Baba ke paas 1100 crore ka amount kahan sai aaya. Issiliye Digvijay ye bhi keh rahe hai ki baba ko jisne gupt daan diya uska naam tho btaye.

Jab baba bimar ho gaye tho Digvijay ko lga baba jaan bujh kar bimar ka bahana kar rahe hai taanki koi unsey 1100 crore ke baarey mai naa puchey.

Ab issiliye wo lagon sai keh rahey hai ki baba nautanki kar rahe hai

Becharey Digi

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Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh Dancing on Munni Song

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 11:10:00 +0000

Munna badnam Hua Munni Terey liye

Suggestion for Lalu Prasad Yadav

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 07:40:00 +0000

Bihar ke prachlit murkh neta Lalu Prasad Yadav nai apni pashu budhi ka upyog kartey hui kaha, “Baba Ramdev khud ko Yog sai kyun nhi thik kar letey”

Is chara bhakshak ko koi doo battein samjhaye

Pehli ye ki Behoshi ki Halat mai koi Yogasn nhi ho Sakta

Dusra Doctor kabhi apna ilaaz kabhi khud nhi kar Sakta

Special Meeting of Congress

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 13:34:00 +0000

Jab Baba Ramdev Bimar ho gaye tho Sonia Gandhi nai khush ho kar Congress ki khas bethak bula kar party ke logon sai kaha “ Ab tum log khuley aam baba ke barey mai kuch bhi bol saktey ho kyunki baba abhi bimar hai aur wo kisi baat ka koi jabab nhi de saktey “aur unhoney kaha ki is samay per meri ummedey Digwijay Singh, Kapil Sibbal sai kafi aadhik hai ki ve kuch bhi bolein per party ki chavi sundhrein aur isi avsar pe unhoney digvijay sigh ko unki safal byanbazi ke liye dhanyabad diya aur kha ki Manmohan Singh unse kuch seekh len.

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Digvijay Singh Says

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 12:58:00 +0000

Je baba Ramdev 11000 lokan nu shastr chalaun de training den gay taan mai 11000 lokan nu bakbas maran de training daunga taanki 11000 de baba ramdev de sena nu control ch rakhya ja sakey

Ravinshankar Meets Baba

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 11:48:00 +0000

Ravishankar: Mai baba ka anshan tudwa dunga aur unhey art of living join karwa lunga.

Anna Aur Ramdev ke dosti

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 06:46:00 +0000

Ye Anshan hum nhi todengay
Todengay dum magar sarkar ka picha na chodengay
Ye dosti hum nahi todengay
Brastachar sai Ladna Sath hai
Sarkar ko Sudharna Sath hai
Jaan pe bhi khalengey desh ke liye le leleyngay
Sarkar sai dusmani
Logon ko aate hain doo nazar hum magar
Dekho doo nahi
Pura desh Hamarey Saath Hai
Darney ki Kya baat hai
Khaana peena saath hai
Anshan karna sath hai
Marna jeena saath hai
Sarri Jindgi

Meeting Between Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 11:58:00 +0000

Manmohan Singh –Sonia ji menu bachao,dasso ki kariye, baba ni manda kenda mai ni band karda Anshan. Uthon di Anna hazare bhi Delhi aa ke baith gya.

Sonia- Don’t worry tumhey koi kuch nhi kahega. Tum chup karke apney ghar mai ghusey raho. Public mai mat aayo.Just chill. Sibbal, Pranab aur Digvijay sab ko kuch handle kar lega.

Manmohan Singh: Sonia ji mainu Bahut dr lag reha hai.Mai ki kran.Mainu kyun bnaya Pradhan Mantri.

Sonia: Manmohan tum bahut siddha hai, ye sab tumharey bas kaa baat nhi hai.Tumhey issiliye tho Prime minister bnaya hai kyun ki tum siddha hai aur tum bahut obedient hai .

Tum kisi chiz ka reason nhi puchta bus hamarey isara pe nachta rehta hai. Pura congress tumhara innocence ka mja leta hai. Kuch bhi karta hai aur tumhara innocent face ko janta kai Samne la kar bach jaata hai.

Manmohan: Per lok mainu galan kad rahey nai.

Sonia : Arey Tum pe koi blame aayega aur tumharey karan kisi aur mantri per bhi nhi. U r such a cutie pie. Congress and Indian people luv u only for ur cute innocent face Manmohan.

Manmohan: Sonia ji Mainu sodi tension hai.BJP, Anna te Baba Ramdev Sodey Barey ulta siddha boli jaandey ne. Merey tho sunya ni janda. Mai soda namak khada hai.

Sonia: Manmohan tum hamara tension mat lo. Mujhey tho hindi jyada samajh mai hi nhi aata.ha ha ha. Isliye mujhe koi fark nhi padta ke baba, Anna ya Congress kya Bolta hai. Aur jyada problem aaya tho mai Italy chaley Jaungi kuch din ke liye. Vaiasay bhi kafi din sai nhi gayi. Tum Mera Tension mat lo. Apna sehat ka khayal rakho. Tum ko kuch ho gya tho Congress ke paas innocent face nhi rahega jisse log khush rahey.

Manmohan: Sonia ji Sushma Swaraj bahut ult pult bol rhi hai.

Sonia: Sushma ko tho vaisay bhi bhak bhak karne ka aadat hai. Bahut bolti hai. Pta nhi kya khaati hai vo.

Manmohan: Sonia ji mai soch reha haan tyaag patr de daan.

Sonia: No manmohan. Aisa khyal mn mai laana bhi nhi. Tumharey baad kisko Prime Minister bnaegay. Robert nai priyanka ko bhi mna kar rakha hai politics mai aaney ko aur Rahul ko log abhi jyada like nhi karta. Abhi tho vo logon ko impress karney mai lga hua hai. Agar tumney resign kar diya tho uska sara career barbaad ho jayega.

Manmohan: Sonia ji per mai tang aa gaya. Meri bdi beijti ho rhi hai.

Sonia: Manmohan ji agar aap nai resign kar diya baaki ke log Prime Minister Chair ke liye ld padengay. Aur kisi nai samrthan bapis le liya tho tho sarkar gir jayega aur Rahul ka career tho barbaad ho jayega. Tum thoda patience rakho. Aisa karo thodey din ke liye TV dekhna bnd karo. Just chill.

Manmohan : Mera jenna haram ho gaya Prime Minister bn ke Sonia ji.

Sonia :Kum sai kum mujh jaisi vidhwa aurat ke bachey ke career ke barey mai socho Manmohan ji. Agar mujhe pehley pta hota ki aap aisey darpok hai tho mai kisi aur innocent aur intelligent aadmi ko Prime Minister Bna deti.Aisa situation mai resign karengey tho apka aur congress dono ka image khrab hoga. Bus kisi tarah se teen saal purey kar ligiye aur agli baar agar congress jeet gya tho dekhtey hai kya karna hai. Ab aap ja saktey hai Manmohan ji aur Media mai kuch bhi bolney sai Pehley mujhe phone karke puch lena.

Mamohan: Madam tusi kyon nhi bn jaandey Prime Minister

Sonia: Arey Manmohan ji agar mujhe kisi nai maar diya tho mera bacha Rahul tho Dunia mai Akela pd jayega. Uska kya hoga merey baad. Abhi tho uska shaadi bhi nahi hua.Aur mai es desh ke liye apna jaan gwana nhi chahti.

Brastachar and Kala tan of Bebey

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 09:03:00 +0000

Santo to bebey-Na bebey ‘brastachar’ ki hunda.

Bebey – Na tu kithe sun laya

Santo- Oho Jogey alla baba Ramdev sara din TV te bolda rehnda. ‘ Brastachar tho dur raho.

Bebey –Acha oho.Ni Brastachar da matlab hai ‘brast achar’ naaley krab te galya sadya achar.

Baba Ramdev kehnda ‘mai taan sara din joga sikhaunda mar gya, Te tusi galya sadya achar ni khano hatde. Pehla es brastachar tho dur ho jo fer hi joga sodey shrir nu faida karuga'

Santo-le bebey saadey papu de daddy taan pichley saal da achar khano nhi hatde. Mai taan aaj hi sara aachar bar marun chak k.

Santo- Ek Bebey baba ramdev ‘kala tan, kala tan’ bhi karda rehnda hai.uhda ki matlab

Bebey-le tenu ni pta

Santo-na bebey

Bebey- Kaaley tan da matlab hai ‘fatey puraney kaley note’.

Santo-te baba kyun kenda’ kala tan ,kala tan’

Bebey- baba kehnda mai taan joga sikhanda mar gya te tusi ticket len lagey galey sadey note fda jaandey ho.

Santo-na bebey oho kenda si kala dhan des di trajkki te lao

Bebey-ni ohi. Kenda note banka ch paye fatti jandey nai te kalley hoyi jaandey ne.uhna nu des di tarkki

te layo per meri ticket len lagey navey note daayo.

Santo-changa

Baba enjoying yoga on Delhi belly song

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:12:00 +0000

Slogan against Government

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 13:17:00 +0000

Jis din sarkar nai ramleela maidan ch lokan te nalley babey ramdev te sakht karwai kitti taan

Agle din lok nara la rahe si ‘Sonia jiski mummy hai, vo sarkar nikammi hai’.

Mai isey narrey tho impress ho k eek poem likhi jisde naal narra complete te badhiya ban sakda hai

Meri poem hai…………………………

Rajeev Gandhi jiska papa hai

Aus sarkar nai paya syapa hai

Prinyanka jisdi bhain hai

Vo sarkar dain hai

Rahul jis sarkar da Bhai hai

usne khule aam lut machai hai

Indira jisdi daadi hai

Aus sarkar nai machai barbaadi hai

Te naaley lokan di jaan khaadi hai

Robert jisda jija hai

Aus sarkar da khrab bheja hai

Manmohan jisda uncle hai

Aus sarkar di batti gul hai

Kyunki isnu Loktantr gaya bhul hai

Is sarkar nu gadhi te bithauna lokan di bhul hai

Isdi sari pol gai khul hai

Sibbal is sarkar da garah mantri hai

Auhi sabto badda sadyantri hai

‘Ready’ Film da Naa Ready Kyun

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 09:16:00 +0000

Main Karan
KYUNKI………….

Film de kahani likhan aaley ne kahani de Raid Mar ti jis karke Raid thon Film da naam Ready pe Gya
Krishan Kumar ji te Sohail khan ji bhaj ke isnu produce karan nu ready ho gai. Kyunke Becharey hero taan bn na sakey Fer velley ki kardey.
Zarine khan badi jaldi Salmaan naal guest item song ‘character dheela’ karan nu ready ho gai.
Film the story bich suru ch hi Asin Salmaan naal wyah karan nu ready ho gi. Es karkey bi Film Da naam Ready rakh taa
Director nu pta si film de gaaney sun ke lok film dekhan nu ready ho jaan gai
Salmaan khan purey film ch chal maran nu te kamiz laun nu ready rahe.
Film de gaaney ‘dhinkchica dhinkchika’ ch Asin mini skirt te Salmaan khan tili pant paan nu ready ho gaye . Salmaan nai es gaaney ch doney hath jebaan ch paa ke Dhinkchika karna si. Belt Fd ke taan oho ‘hud hud dambang kar hi chukey si’. Es baar kuch nva bi taan karna si. Asey karke tili pant paan nu ready ho gaye.
Jadon Film Release hoyi taan lok film dekhan layi sinmey de ticket len nu ready hogey
Jaddon har koi ready hi ready fer film da naa kyun na ready
Hor taan hor fim release hon tho baad Salmaan khan ne babey ramdev de barey putha sidda bakbas kitta taan lok film de posteran nu aag laun nu ready hogey

Balley balley oye ready

Babey Ramdev de kahani Papu de Jubani

noreply@blogger.com (Amit Sudha) — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 10:35:00 +0000

Papu ji Punjabi Bheja Fry de main Reporter nai.
Kal de baba Ram Dev aali kabhar nu poetic way naal cover
Kuch Is tarah kita ………………………..

Kal sham nu aaya si babey nu phon
Baba kehnda kon,te sibbal lag pya ron
Kenda band karo tarna
Mn liyan tohadiyan gallan

Baba kehnda tannbad , Te nalley kehnda likh ke dyo jabab
Babey ne tar ta phone
Sibbal lokan nu lagya chitthi dikhaun
Nalley kenda baba kari janda lokan nu makhaul

Kenda baba taan pehla hi gya si mn
Aivey kari janda hai Anshan
Baba kenda mari janda hai bakwas nalley dai janda hai thokha
Ainey lok khatey karna keda hega sokha

Sibbal ho gya aukha
Sarkar nai police naal bnaya plan
Raat nu ek baje police paunch gi babey nu len
Lokan ne lya babey nu gher
Police ne kita mar mar ke lokan nu dher

Nalley chad ti aasu gas
Babey nu badlna pya bhes
Police ne lya babey nu labh
Deepak Chaursia maari ganda si phkai

jadon akhan ch gas gai
Fer lagya bakan saachai
Aaj tak da kho lya puls ne camera
Deepak chaursia kenda hye marya

Hai marya, hai marya
Police le gai babey nu hardwar
Savere saria partian lagian karan sarkar te bar
Adwani kenda sarker ne kita hai loktantr te bar

Nalley kenda Sonia de hai saari galti
Sushma kehndi mai taan gai si LNJP(Hospital Name)
Lalu kenda mai taan pehlan hi babey nu samjaya si
Modi kehnda sarkar nai ramleela maidan nu rawan leela maidan bnaya si

Digvijay Singh kenda baba thag hai
Baba kenda sarkar nu lagi pai aag hai
Le bhai dekhde haan ke hunda kal nu
Vaisay babey da muh koi kivey fad lu