COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws
the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity
swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back,
with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman
Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights
to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with
nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your
country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive

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I don’t understand, why don’t Muslims go to a new social network website and leave Facebook if the site owner does not respect Islam and ban groups that talk badly about religions..?!! If you want a new site with same functions of Facebook and you can import all your facebook friends list, then leave a comment and i will tell you about a good social website as good as Facebook and owned by Arabs.

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Welcome to Kuwait
* Local calls are free, so are water and electricity (Because no one pays)
* No Tax exists
* Petrol is cheaper than water
* Any building construction finishes within 3 months
* Unqualified get more salary than Qualified
* Show-off matters more than real quality & performance
* Labors are paid less than what they can earn back in their country
* Companies can kick away their employees without any reason
* Wastas (recommendation) are more powerful than money
* Cleaners and Tea Boys have more Wasta than officers
* Watchman has more rights than the Building Owner
* Office boy & Drivers have more influence on Boss than Manager
* Kuwait’s climate changes so fast, within one hour you can see rain, dust storm, hot/humid/chilly weather
* There’s a place called Salmiya where narrow streets and pot-holes are no different than those of Bombay
* All Egyptians own a Mercedes… from the 60s or 70s
* Temperature in summer is 50 degrees outside and 5 degrees inside
* You get hot water from the tap marked ‘hot’ and boiling hot water from the tap marked ‘cold’
* If someone can’t earn money in Kuwait, he can’t earn anywhere else in the world (same goes for driving)
* A typical Kuwaiti family has minimum 5 children, 2 maids, 2 drivers, 2 cars and 1 GMC Suburban
* In Kuwait, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes and you never know, its sooo fast
* In addition to his annual vacation, every Kuwaiti has a one month paid leave – its called Ramadan
* Everyone knows the phone number of Pizza Hut by-heart but no one knows the number of Police Station/Ambulance
* Being at home is more painful than being at work
* Theatres are full of Arab nationals whenever there is a movie of Salman Khan or Shahrukh Khan (Indian movie stars)
* Kuwaiti girls sing Hindi songs but don’t understand anything
* Kids don’t know the way to school but know how to get to Entertainment City
* Husbands and wives are sweethearts outside but at home they don’t talk to each other and fight.
* All the Filipino maids have 2 cellphones, one local and one roaming
* Those are not aliens at the malls but girls with tons of make-up and boys with ugly hairstyles
* Gilrs wear tied pants, revealing their breasts, full of make-ups but it is good they are wearing veil (Hijab).
* No Dance Bars or pubs but home-made liquor available
* A ladies hair saloon every 50 meters
* Food/Grocery delivery to the car – all you need to do is honk
* A Starbucks every 2km
* A Shopping Mall every 5km
* Young Kuwaiti employees make 2,000 Dollars per month but pay 1,000 Dollars for their Lexus, Mercedes, BMW, Jaguar and Porsche cars
* Highway lanes differentiated for slow and fast drivers
* Getting license is more difficult than getting car
* Minimum age to get a driving license is 18 but 12 year old kids drive freely
* Smashed cars are a more common sight than smashed bugs
* No Women Queues

TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN KUWAIT :
* GREEN : Signal to go for Americans, Europeans, Indians & Filipinos, but first they look at all the traffic lights in case a lunatic Kuwaiti crossing the red.

* YELLOW : Signal to go for Egyptians and Pakistanis

* RED : Signal to go for Kuwaitis, specially beyond 6th ring roads.

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These pictures are just a small example to provide us a strong believe on Allah’s beauty.

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After “Another” new law for the house outside gardens, i started today morning with some labors removing the trees around my garden which used to look like a fence. Now, my garden looks like a bold guy i wonder what is coming next?!! For years i wasted money, effort and time building my garden which became one of the good ones  in the area, all that is gone in one hour.

“Ma agool ella amorna lallah”

AFTER

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