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Pictures From The Fresh Snowfall

2012-01-16T23:48:00.000+08:00

Kashmiri Tourist Centre Joke

2012-01-12T20:05:00.000+08:00

An English man asked a kashmiri i have to go to meet a friend at tourist céntre.

Kashmiri replied:This is a bus; aath manz khas, tourist centre wass.

Kashmiri Chemistry Joke

2012-01-12T20:00:00.003+08:00

Two Kashmiris talking:

Wustaad: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ?
Lokut Gulkak: Oxygen, chlorine, florine, noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen.....

Now facebookers can comment on my blog

2012-01-11T19:45:00.000+08:00

Click on the posts, and check for yourself..

Unfortunately, I had to hide all the old comments that are hosted on blogger... :( So basically you can find no comments on my blog right now.. :(

Mothers day in Kashmir

2012-01-04T22:59:00.002+08:00

QM.com Annual report

2011-12-17T16:48:00.000+08:00

Its kindda lame I know... But this is where my own brand stands...

This demographic is provided by blogger. From september 2009 until now.. My blog started in 2006, so i can safely assume that the "Page Views all time history" is a number much bigger in magnitude than 91932 as displayed here...

Overall, this has been the popularity for my blog. I put analytics to my blog later, so I have lost a lot of information.. sniff snifff :(

My blog is dying now!! I am in the middle of my Final Year Project. Engineering is hard.. Whatever time is left, is spent in the gym.. And suddenly from nowhere, rises hope..

Like this:

This is the popularity of my downloads.qazimamoon.com in a span of 6 months since its creation... There remains hope..

:)

QM.com

Best breakfast. Harissa and Tsot

2011-11-18T12:40:00.000+08:00

Zamanai Pok ne HumDum (New Version) Uploaded

2011-11-05T01:04:00.000+08:00

downloads.qazimamoon.com

Check the subpage "Hassan Sofi" for the older, classic version :)

Hassan Sofi and Habba Khatoon Songs Uploaded

2011-10-24T10:30:00.000+08:00

Albums named Hassan Sofi and Habba Khatoon have been uploaded. Links can be found below:

http://downloads.qazimamoon.com/home/habba-khatoon

http://downloads.qazimamoon.com/home/hassan-sofi

Will Arnab Goswami seriously move to Srinagar?

2011-10-14T23:00:00.001+08:00

Original Source:
http://www.tenaliramareports.com/2011/10/08/will-arnab-goswami-move-to-srinagar/

Extremely annoyed by Times Now’s Editor-in-Chief Arnab Goswami `interrogating’ him on live television over the death of a political activist, Omar Abdullah has done a `Nayak’ to Arnab. He has offered that Goswami become the chief minister of Jammu and Kashmir for a day and prove he can administer the state better than him.

Abdullah tweeted that he was forced to take this extreme step, fed up with Arnab’s belligerent tone and allegations, that have been described by some senior journalists as bordering on “media pornography”. He explained he was inspired by `Nayak’ (the Tamil original was `Mudhalvan’) that he had seen many years back, in which the chief minister played by Amrish Puri makes a journalist played by Anil Kapoor, the CM for a day. In the film, the offer to make the journalist `ek din ka CM’ comes at the end of an interview in which Kapoor levels allegations at Puri. Reel and real have never been closer.

Goswami has reportedly accepted the challenge and will take charge of the hot seat soon. Union minister and National Conference leader, Farooq Abdullah however, is as usual, unhappy with Omar’s emotional decision and said, even opposition leader Mehbooba Mufti would have been a better choice.

The TV channel has already started making special preparations for an exclusive 24-hour coverage of their top man getting the top job in India’s top state, geographically. Over the next few days, Arnab is expected to do a series of Kashmir-specific `Newshour’, in which he will announce that “India wants to know” if they want the Line of Actual Control to be pushed back and whether India should try to get back Pakistan-occupied Kashmir. Political experts and media watchers say the 20-odd questions that he will pose to all of India is an indication that Goswami could attempt something dramatic in the 24 hours that he gets to rule the state.

Meanwhile, the opposition PDP is confused and an emergency meeting has been convened to discuss whether a pedestal fan should be thrown into the well of the House in Arnab’s presence or should the MLAs choose any other object that may be available in the assembly on that day.

Really Small Rainbow Clicked in Kashmir

2011-10-08T22:23:00.000+08:00

J and K Assembly Fight 2011 | Moulvi Iftikhar Ansari

2011-10-05T18:56:00.001+08:00

Click the video to watch the action.. :)

And all we need is a "TUSNAMI"

2011-09-19T09:42:00.000+08:00

Check today's GREATER KASHMIR for details... SEPTEMBER 18, 2011

Srinagar Ramadhan 2011 | The city of the beggars

2011-08-31T16:28:00.000+08:00

I am good at classifying stuff.. So here it goes!

Beggars in Srinagar are divided into three categories based on where they come from.

1) People from Kashmir who can speak Kashmiri. Rudest!
2) People from Kashmir who cannot speak Kashmiri. Gujjar!
3) People from other states. Stuck Up!

Category number 1:

"Bobaaaii" "Boobaiiii" "Yemas notwanas kun ditaw nazrah bobaaiii"

A question comes into my mind! Why are these beggars so into "Bobaaaii". Why cant they search for "Baijann's". Do they have an undisclosed intention to look at the womenfolk of the houses. Or do they find it easy enough to convince the 'female' human to give them alms. There are some who call the "Haij Saheboooo", usually the better version.

This category is further divided into two, adhering with natural law of sexes:

1) Adult Males, always bearded, with a satchel.
2) Adult Females, always with a burqa, armed with emotional attacks.

Category number 2:

Guys can be seen sporting a beard with a golden colour. This reflects a past usage of henna on these beards. The guys can be often seen with sticks, and "Rabdi Boot" (Rubber Shoes). These are the people who dont live in the city, and are nomads. They are ready to shove a paper on your face that proves they or someone close to them is sick and they want money to buy medicine etc. This happens when you give them a fiver, and they dont feel satisfied.

This category, I further divide into two also, with a slight addition to the previous category:

1) Adult Males, shy, often asking for food.
2) Adult Females with a baby, mostly are accompanied by a male.

Category number 3:

It seems, many of the states in India are outsourcing their beggar-related-services to our state. Why not? At this time of the year, Muslims all over the state are ready to donate and give alms generously. The holy month of Ramadhan makes charity more rewarding. However, the main motive is to take a percentage of wealth from the rich and give to the poor. Begging is not allowed, as per Islam.

"Didi" "Arey ou didi"
Same question! Why dont they ask for the "Bhayaas". It humiliates me when I take a tenner to hand over to them, but all of them want a female to come out. Mysterious!

A look near the famous bakery shops of Kashmir, such as Jee Enn, Mughal Darbar etc can clearly give us a good idea. You walk past and they catch your leg, raise their hands to their chin, and make a sign that they are hungry. They are seen changing clothes in public places. Tsk Tsk!

This category is as diverse as the many places from where they come from:

1) Male kids, as annoying as a mosquito
2) Female kids, accompanied with smaller kids, begging in the middle of the road
3) Adult females, the mothers of the above two categories
4) Old males, random bearded people, in a charecteristic urdu accent
5) Old females, rare to find! But exist nevertheless

One reason I didnt put "Adult Males" in this category is that they would be busy working as common labourers. However it is not strcitly followed in many places.

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Alex Smart got annoyed and said:

The funniest thing is they are rude! It is not compulsory to give them. If you dont, they act as though you have purchased a diamond watch from them, and you are refusing to pay them for it. Such a dirty look. But that doesnt end there. Then they talk about how you were raised by your dad and your "bobaiii", and start getting all personal. You give them a little amount of money, and they get ruder.

Independence Day in Kashmir

2011-08-17T18:47:00.000+08:00

A majority of the shops remained closed. The roads bore a deserted look, with an occasional maruti 800 rushing by. The local city bus services remained suspended as well. However, the funniest thing is the suspension of the "mobile service". This was claimed to be a part of the I-Day security measures.

Maybe!

What about internet???? According to GK, various news organisations and portals in the valley failed to update their websites.

Talk about freedom. Well, public interest comes first though!

While CM Omar blamed some factors for unrest in the valley, he should also realize that "taali ek haat se nai bajti". Newspapers are full of incidents where the unrest had been provoked by some other circumstances. People do have emotions, people do react- it seriously doesnt matter whether those factors exist or not. As for me they just exist to mark spots on the calendar, otherwise believe me, the protests would continue and continue forever. Something minor provokes the people, and they all end up shouting slogans of azadi. Our beloved young CM should have a look into that.

The good thing is I-Day functions passed off peacefully. No one died, apparently no one was hurt. Alhamdulillah.

Alex Smart Said:

Apparently they forgot to take the shoes of people. Shoes can be potential security hazards, as history has shown.

Kashmiri terminology during Ramadhan

2011-08-15T23:36:00.000+08:00

Deheldees: Noun. A term given to a person who doesnt fast. Also known as DehelKhaw.

TaapeSahar: Noun. A meal taken when its sunny to make a "Deheldees" (see above) not feel guilty.

Iftiyaar: Kashmiri for Iftar, people add the extra 'y' to put more stress on how tired the feel after all that fasting.

Taraweeh: It doesnt matter if you pray 8 or 20, as long as you go in between to stroll around and then resume praying.

SaharKhan: A person who goes around with a drum, in the early hours, with the intention to wake people up. Usually is not familiar with the modern technology of the alarm.

Mughal Darbar: A shop, usually all bread items are brought from here. Situated near "Sunday Market" where all stolen (?) goods are available very cheap on sundays.

Alex Smart said: "Wakte Sahar, yus ne wothhe su kheyhey zahar" - Time to wake, those who dont may gladly eat some poison.

Jannet E Kashmir Shameema Dev mp3

2011-08-11T01:00:00.000+08:00

Here is the link to download the popular song! Videos are available on the internet elsewhere!

Download Jannat E Kashmir by Shameema Dev!

Happy Ramadhan!

Somone said something against homosexuals

2011-07-06T01:48:00.000+08:00

Some sources say that there in Kashmir, some big shot guy (I know the name, I dont want you to know :P ) declared homosexuality as a disease (or leading to one). Obviously he meant no discrimination. I have some gay friends, I dont discriminate against them at any level. Neither did he!! He said something a doctor could have said.

I agree, gays should enjoy equal rights as human beings. They deserve to live, however strange the habit is! But that guy didnt want to kill them... He said something, with something else on mind! It like saying smoking is a disease! How odd does that seem?

After googling around the internet, I came to copy paste the following, which proves what he said was right:

"AIDS Rate 50 Times Higher in Homosexual Men: Center for Disease Control"

"Men who have sex with men and women are a "significant bridge for HIV to women"

Protests starting from common "gali ke gays" to "The UNAIDS, a UN agency working on AIDS" were held everywhere..

What boggles me the most is what my dear friend said..

Alex Smart, "Becharay ne sach hi tou kaha tha!!!"

*(So basically protests all around for speaking the truth)

References:

http://www.sciencemag.org/content/253/5023/956.short

http://conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_AIDS

http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/archive/ldn/2009/aug/09082609

The Facebook Flirts From Kashmir

2011-07-03T23:52:00.000+08:00

The name has been hastily blurred out due to privacy reasons..

Now that my exams have finished I have officially begun to stalk every tom, dick and harry in my news feed. I study the activities, the friends people make, and the status messages that they put up.
After 2 hours of heavy stalking, I now declare the following (known) fact:

Kashmiri users on Facebook are divided into three categories.

1) Normal, true people who use facebook to keep in touch with others. (like me and my friend Areeb)

2) Normal, flirts who use facebook as a time pass, add all sorts of girls, usually have nothing better to do.. (usually boys like this guy here.. Check out his friend list..)

3) Fake profiles, the number 2 category keeps adding this one (like this or like this.. )

This trend is so funny, particularly the comments that #2 guys make in the pictures/wall of #3..

I got some screenshots that should enough to give you the message:

Alex Smart Commented: Gari ne way, nebre tie!!

Zara Mat Uthao Khoshketh

2011-06-29T12:41:00.000+08:00

Overheard in some place in Kashmir:

Mom: beta, jau computer band karo!
Son: bus 2 minutes mama, email ka reply kar raha hun

<2 minutes later>

Mom: auer asakh ath monitaras, kar wan band, doh woutuy aith seeth
Son: mein ne abhi turn on kiya, mein dost ke saath chat kar raha hun

<5 minutes later>

Mom: Hata loga ath naar, aech ha gasnay kharaab, karuw waen band, gas padhai kun kar yem magez..

Son:

Zara
mama,
....
...
..
.
.
.

Mat Uthao Mujhay Khoshketh..

Alex Smart Said: " But mera photo UTHAO chalega"

Stuff I will do when I go back

2011-06-27T18:42:00.000+08:00

In July I shall be in Kashmir inshaAllah.

I shall not miss the opportunity to inhale the smoke from similar burning logs of wood, designed to create air pollution, and to signal the location of a marriage in the analog GPS system that operates in the valley. This happens in real time, but the range is limited to a couple of kilometers.

Alec Smart Said: "If you see smoke, fear not my friend, its not anyones house, it WAZAWAN, its strictly tummy business"

Meanwhile in Bangladesh

2011-06-24T21:21:00.000+08:00

The Grand Salt Tea of Kashmir

2011-06-22T12:57:00.000+08:00

I believe the people who introduced the salt tea, "nun chai" wanted the Kashmiris to die of high blood pressure. But who cares, we all have to die someday, its better to dine well when we live..

I remember going to a place in Ajmer, where they served salted tea to "Kashmiris"; who undoubtedly formed a major portion of the visitors to a particular "shrine". The people there called in the "Special Namkeen Chai for Kashmiri BhaiLog".

So how did they make the tea?

Simplee!

They took normal Lipton Chai, and instead of putting sugar, they put salt..!!!

It tasted good!!

I vomited!

I ran out of Kashmiri Songs! Finally

2011-06-21T13:55:00.000+08:00

So many people are interested in getting free downloads of the best Kashmiri songs. No I mean seriously! The number of hits that I am getting on my Kashmiri Songs: download site is growing daily. I dont say it is the best site to download, but it is a good one. The downloads are easy to start, no useless ads bouncing up on your screen, no need to enter "Word Verifications". The only thing is my song collection is very very limited. I dont have many songs to upload.

There is another thing happening. People are actually requesting for songs now.. Have a look:

"FIKRI SEATH GOAD BARR ZIKRI AZZ KARAS NAARAS PHOLENEY GUL TE GULZAR"

"karath bewafayi bu nay mushrawath,mohbat cze meonoy aasi nay mubarak"

OK! I have absolutely no idea how to find them. I havent even heard of these songs before. Can anyone help.. mp3?

How the future flyover in Kashmir will look like | Elevated Corridor

2011-06-21T12:37:00.002+08:00