Qoutes,jokes etc

ALL ABOUT LOVE

2013-04-04T02:02:00.003-07:00

♥ All I need is your love to survive

♥ All my thoughts just lead to one name and that’s you

♥ Baby, show me what you feel and tell me how you will like to be loved.

♥ Be my strength and walk with me always

♥ Be there as my guiding star to make my life as beautiful as you

♥ Be there to catch me when I fall

♥ Being loved by you has been the best thing that has happened to me so far

♥ Can wait no longer to make our dreams come true together.

♥ Come with me and share my happiness and joys, my Valentine

♥ I am eagerly waiting for the day when we will be wrapped in each other’s arms

♥ I am enjoying life more than ever now with you as my Valentine.

♥ I am hoping that I am your Valentine now and forever

♥ I am madly and truly in love with you

♥ I can be anything you want me to become but in return I only want your love to be with me always.

♥ Days are dull and night seem so long on days when I am not with you

♥ Even after so many years, your touch still warms me up like it did when you came close for the first time.

♥ Every day seems beautiful with you by my side

♥ From the moment you stepped into my life, fairy tale began.

♥ Gift me with your heart and I will treasure it always

♥ Girl you rock my world

♥ Happy Valentine’s Day to someone who has given me everything I always desired.

♥ Have I touched your heart the way you have touched mine with your innocence?

♥ Hope you have many friends to surround you but only one Valentine and that’s me

♥ I could not have asked for a better gift from God than you my love

♥ I do not want to change anything in you ..Love the way you are

♥ I feel safe when I lie in your arms

♥ I have tied you to my heart and I will never let you go from here.

♥ I know life will take a beautiful turn with you beside me

♥ I long to see you day and night

♥ I miss you even when I am in crowd

♥ I need someone like you to make my life worth living. Will you be my Valentine?

♥ I swear..I will be there for you always, for better or worse, for happiness or sorrow…

♥ I want to climb on top of a mountain and shout out “I love You” for you from there.

♥ I want to lose myself in your arms forever.

♥ I want you to be beside me now and forever

♥ I want you to be my valentine, now and forever

♥ I want you to wrap me in your warm arms till eternity.

♥ I will always need you my love

♥ I will love you today, tomorrow and forever

♥ I will never ask for more than love from you

♥ I would like to come more close to you this Valentine day

♥ I would like to mention on this Valentine’s Day that you are most special to me

♥ If life is a song then you have filled it up with the melody of love and compose it with tunes of happiness and immense joy

♥ If loving you is a crime then I am ready to face any kind of punishment for doing it.

♥ It’s a happy feeling to face each day with you by my side

♥ It’s your first look that killed me and I am still under your spell

LOVE MESSAGES

2011-09-15T09:55:00.000-07:00

There's no point in keeping your heart strong like iron, you don't know whose heart turns out to be a magnet.
It's crazy, but you're all I want and need;
You win, I'm yours forever, I concede.
F0rEvEr In y0uR l0vE.
The best feeling in the world isn't falling in love. It's finally falling out of love with someone who never loved you.
Do I really love him or am I addicted to the pain of wanting something I can't have.
True love is like a Tattoo , hurts when it bleeds but remains with you for the rest of Your life .
No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE.
No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK, and
No one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE
Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.
Love that we can not have is the one that last the longest,
hurts the deepest and feels the strongest.
You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well.
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
The greatest ironies of life:
having the right person at the wrong time,
having the wrong person when the time is right,
and finding out that you love someone
after that person walks out of your sight
It's hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much.
When the chance comes, don't ever let go
Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship.

It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end.

LOVE QOUTES;

"If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever."

"The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else."

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."

" My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite."

" So long as I can breathe or I can see, so long lives your love which gives life to me."

" When you depart from me sorrow abides, and happiness takes his leave."

" Love from one side hurts, but love from two sides heals."

" So dear I love him that with him, all deaths I could endure. Without him, live no life."

" If music be the food of love, play on."

" Hear my soul speak. Of the very instant that I saw you, Did my heart fly at your service."

" I love you more than words can wield the matter, Dearer than eyesight, space and liberty "

" Doubt that the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move his aides, Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love."

" I would not wish any companion in the world but you."

Funny

2011-09-13T01:09:00.000-07:00

A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.

Wouldn,t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don,t like

Facebook wants to know "whats on my mind"??

"Twitter" wants to know "what I am doing"??

"Foursquare" wants to know "where I am"??

Damn

The INTERNET has turned into a crazy girlfriend :P

You sent friend request , I accepted , We talked , We liked , We dated , We got commited , I loved , You cheated , I deleted

fake laughs, fake smiles, fake promises, fake love.

sounds like everything is 'Made In China'.!!

TO ALL GIRLS ;)

if he Breaks your Heart :)

BE FAIR enough ;) Break His Apple iPhone 64GB :P :P

I Think we all Know , Who will Cry Harder :D :P ;)

Once a boy was smoking at airport

Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ?

Boy: Why ?

Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.

Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ?

Girl: No

Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?

Girl: No

Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai

MORAL: zyada lecture dene se insult bhi ho jaati hai, so Dnt give too much lectures

Boy:Ro kyun rhi ho?

Girl:Mere Marks kam aye hai.

Boy:bata kitne aye hai?

Girl:sirf 94%.

Boy:Khuda ka khouff kr zalim. Itne me to 3 ladke pass ho jate hai!!

Two fundamentals of cool life - Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don't care ,who is the king.

Single is not a status.

It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live & enjoy life without depending on others!!!

Its better to have people think you're insane and be remembered, than having people think your normal and be forgotten

If God made everything, then God must be Chinese?

Loving you is one of the things in life I know i do perfectly,, You are my everything, I love you baby.

- TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

Whenever you have a problem, just sing your favourite song!

You will realize that your voice is far worse than your problem!

TRUE STORY !!!

You can never really say whats' on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)

I really wanna work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)

I noticed that my friends status said, "Stood on the edge of a cliff. About to jump".

So I poked him. :D

this is a message 4 all those who DON'T DRINK OR SMOKE!

One day your old friends will die and you will be left alone.

HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

Sorry.. I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.

Many Crushes and Flirts are better than one True Love

Because

Monopoly is always Damaging, and Competition Improves Efficiency!!

Pure Economic Theory of Love

Behind every successful man.. There is a confused woman.

Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because "SHE HAS TO"

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..HE HAS TWO

Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is "What is C2H5OH?".

Best way to propose a girl.

Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea.

Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.

Failure is not when

Your girlfriend leaves you

Its when you don't try for her sister !

Gr8 sugestion -

Acha dost jitni baar b ruthe use har baar manana chahiye

Q ki Wo KAMINA apke sare raaz janta hai Kya pta kab kise telecast kar DE =P

3, kale dost the.

bhagawan ne unhe ek ek wardan magane ka mauka diya.

1&2 mujhe gora bana do.

3- hi hi hi inhe phir se kala bana do

moral- kuchh dost kamine ke kamine rehate hai.

Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy Ladkiya dekhna Chahte Hain?

"DONATE UR EYES"

Kabhi kabhi nahi, har roz mili,

Zindagi se har 1 mauj mili,

Bas ek sachha dost manga tha zindagi se,

..mujhe to kameeno ki fauj mili.

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,

Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,

Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,

Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Pucha muzse chand sitaro ne

Tuze bhula diya kya tere Jigri yaro ne

Mene muskurate hue kaha

Bhool to nahi sakte

Bas lage honge Kamine kisi ko patane me.

Friendship isn't about "i m sorry"

its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"

Its not about "m here 4u"

its about "kahan hai kaminey"

Its not about "i understand"

its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"

Its not about "i care 4u"

its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"

Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"

its about " chal beta party de"

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

I have got the best business idea of 2011,,,i am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country.

I Wonder If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees,, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches ?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is beautiful throw the apple away!

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.