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"I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea."
- B.O.B., Monsters vs. Aliens

"I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number."
- B.O.B., Monsters vs. Aliens

"That meat lover's pizza is NOT loving me back at all!"
- Rhino, Bolt

"Not all those who wander are lost."
- J.R.R. Tolkien

"Suns don't kill people. People WITH suns kill people."
- Peanut, Harvey Birdman

"Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it."
- Mark Twain

"You have to know the past to understand the present."
- Carl Sagan

"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think its forever."
- Carl Sagan

"It was the funniest, bloodiest, most rabies-filled day ever."
- Hyde, That 70's Show

"Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future."
- Steve Jobs

"Now why exactly can I not wear my loafers. What is the danger there?"
- Patrick Stewart, Family Guy

"Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying. Or try dying. Or do some tie-dyeing."
- Yakko, Animaniacs

"You can't control the timing of when a canoe is gonna come into your life."
- Kelso, That 70's Show

"I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards."
- Abraham Lincoln

"I never waste time looking back."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of the blue."
- Chandler, Friends

"Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!"
- Chandler, Friends

"It's better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb then half way up one you don't."
- Tim, The Office

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"This is a dream that I have had since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now."
-Michael Scott, The Office

"Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved."
-D.H. Lawrence

"I'm sorry I wrote such a long letter. I did not have the time to write a short one."
-Abraham Lincoln

"Lavender get on my head."
-Hater, What happens in Vegas

"Pants, you're out of here"
-Hater, What happens in Vegas

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"Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!"
-Homer, The Simpsons

"But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
-Marilyn Monroe

"So, a surfboard-foot-sized monster came aboard, did a jigsaw, drained our memories and broke a couple of legs, so what?"
-Rimmer, Red Dwarf

"Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts."
-Ula, 50 First Dates

"After a time, you may find that 'having' is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as 'wanting.' It is not logical, but it is often true."
-Spock, Star Trek

"Yeah, nothing bad ever happens at school, execept for learning!"
-Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents

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"No wonder the flame smelled so good."
-Sokka, Avatar

"Take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad!"
-Bumi, Avatar

"There are no take backsies in my kingdom"
-Bumi, Avatar

"There are no rules, and those are the rules."
-Cantus, Fraggle Rock

"Hapiness isn't hapiness without a violin playing goat."
-Anna Scott, Noting Hill

"That's wonderfully sensitive... especially from a man who wears such tight pants."
-Sophie Fisher, Music and Lyrics

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"I ate more fettuccini alfredo, and drank less water than I have in my entire life."
- Michael Scott, The Office

"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I HAVE to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised."
- Michael Scott, The Office

"I can't hug you. It's against policy. Plus I'll get gravy all over my shirt."
- Tom, Lower Learning]]> Thu, 27 Nov 2008 22:44:22 -0500 http://www.quoteaddict.com/quotes_new.php
"In conclusion, I understand nothing about the anomaly, even after cashing the huge check I got for writing a book about it."
-Stephen Hawking, Futurama

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
-Stephen Hawking

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."
-Stephen Hawking

"Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales."
-Stephen Hawking

"Life is not about how to survive the storm but how to dance in the rain..."
-unknown

"A lot. And not my usual a lot, this time I'm being acurate."
-Bill, King of the Hill

"Oh, it hurts my eyes! It's too detailed! This is what madness must feel like!"
-Bobby, King of the Hill

"I can't tell you how much guacamole I have ended up eating, over the years."
-Michael, The Office

"That's it, I want to talk to this guy. Put me in his ear."
-Jim, The Office

"Infinite possibilities and all he can do is whine. You can do anything you lucky bastard. You're alive! What's a little pain compared to that?"
-Nathaniel Fisher, Six Feet Under ]]> Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:16:48 -0500 http://www.quoteaddict.com/quotes_new.php
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving"
-Albert Einstein

"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed."
-David Frost

"Faith means not wanting to know what is true."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature."
-Frank Lloyd Wright

"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned."
-Anonymous

"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
-Anonymous

"It is not as in the Bible, that God created man in his own image. But, on the contrary, man created God in his own image."
-Ludwig Feuerbach

"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color."
-Don Hirschberg

"Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions."
-Frater Ravus

"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."
-Robert Pirsig

"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
-Richard Dawkins

"Atheists will celebrate life, while you're in church celebrating death."
-Anonymous

"Animals do not have gods, they are smarter than that."
-Ronnie Snow

"Religions are like pills, which must be swallowed whole without chewing."
-Anonymous

"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
-Abraham Lincoln

"I dont know what happened! I mean, I just tried to talk to these guys, and then there was a dustbuster, a toupee and a liferaft exploded... now ones bald ones in a boat and they're both unconscious!"
-Barry B. Benson, Bee Movie

"I'm the coleslaw king of the world!"
-Rob Geller, Never Been Kissed

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
-John Lennon

"Hell is empty. All the devils are here."
-William Shakespear

"I'm not a satanic sex god any more, I'm a working stiff."
-Ned Schneebly, School of Rock

"What are you doing Frakenstein, you gonna play in the puddle? Well go ahead, puddle it up. From now on you do whatever you wanna do and I'll show you some cool shit along the way. That's what it's all about!"
-Sonny, Big Daddy

"Stay hungry. Stay foolish."
-The Whole Earth Catalog

"Your stupid space car's locked me in.
-Angie, Baby

"Why is everything so purple?"
-Hiro, Heroes

"It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice."
-Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
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"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
-Bill Watterson

"As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations."
-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"It's only work if somebody makes you do it."
-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."
-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again."
-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"One of my baby teeth came out! I have to say, I'm not entirely comfortable holding a piece of my own head."
-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"I'm going to the office and get some sleep."
-Dad, Calvin and Hobbes

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
-Brendan Gill

"One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop."
-G. Weilacher

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde

"Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy."
-Guillaume Apollinaire

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
-Oscar Wilde

"It feels like I'm shitting a knife!"
-Angie, Baby Mama

"In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies."
-Katie, Horton Hears a Who

"Don't you understand? When you give up your dream, you die."
-Nick, Flashdance

"How am I doing? I got two tv guides baby!"
-Al Bundy, Married with Children

"Watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie."
-Phoebe, Friends

"Besides, weaseling out of things is important to learn. It is what separates us from the animals, except for the weasel."
-Homer, The Simpsons

"Do you make sweaters, or do you kill people?"
-Wesley, Wanted

"Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fuck with the King."
-Elvis, Bubba Ho-tep

"Life is the game that must be played."
-Edwin Arlington Robinson

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
-Carl Sagan

"For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love."
-Carl Sagan

"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
-Carl Sagan

"Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people."
-Carl Sagan

"I'm alone, I am not lonely."
-Neil McCauley, Heat
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"I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal."
-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction."
-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship."
-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know."
-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning."
-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."
-Neil McCauley, Heat

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
-Narrator, Fight Club

"First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die."
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm a fire hydrant!"
-Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City

"Just listen to that video crowd. I haven't heard a video crowd go that wild in a long time."
-Manager, South Park

"I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep."
-Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

"Dig the well before you are thirsty."
-Chinese Proverb

"The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying."
-Paul C. Roud

"Have you ever tried to think like a shower?"
-Chris Stevens, Northern Exposure

"Maggie, there are two parts to guilty pleasure. If she's going to suffer the guilt, then she should at least enjoy the pleasure."
-Ruth Anne, Northern Exposure

"The shortest distance between two points may be a line, but by no means is it the most interesting."
-The Time Warrior, Doctor Who

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get."
-H. Jackson Brown
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