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&lt;a href=&quot;http://adrianp.quazen.com/recreation/collecting/a-bear-and-a-religious-hunter/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;A Bear and a Religious Hunter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://relijournal.com/christianity/three-funny-christmas-story/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Three Funny Christmas Story &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Need other quotes and humors? Visit our &lt;a href=&quot;http://quotes-and-humors.blogspot.com/p/quotes.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Quotes Page&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://quotes-and-humors.blogspot.com/p/jokes.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Jokes Page&lt;/a&gt;!</description><link>http://quotes-and-humors.blogspot.com/2011/12/jokes-of-day-4.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4716903590281575743.post-463131747134833071</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 13:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-23T05:21:19.665-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Motivational</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Quotes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Writer</category><title>Family Quotes - II</title><description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;The family is one of nature&#39;s masterpiece.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt; - George Santayana&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://quotes-and-humors.blogspot.com/2011/12/family-quotes-ii.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4716903590281575743.post-7466509254495968949</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 13:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-12-23T05:18:54.365-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Pictures</category><title>A Very Dedicated Father</title><description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://socyberty.com/education/black-and-white-2/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Black and White&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://computersight.com/computers/how-to-make-perfect-business-deals/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;How to Make Perfect Business Deals &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://healthmad.com/conditions-and-diseases/how-to-share-a-room-with-a-snoring-man/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;How to Share a Room With a Snoring Man&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://trifter.com/usa-canada/traditional-weather-prediction/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Traditional Weather Prediction&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://sportales.com/football/empty-seat-on-superbowl/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Empty Seat On Superbowl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://sportales.com/golf/back-from-the-death/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Back From The Death&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://athingforcars.com/autos/a-texas-man-goes-to-doctor/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;A Texas Man Goes To Doctor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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