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Chuck Norris sayings

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Chuck Norris never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite . Chuck Norris bites frost . More Quotes

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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear .

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it .

They were going to put Chuck Norris face on Mount Rushmore , but the rock wasn't hard enough .

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar .

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice .

Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette , and he won . No Questions asked .

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding .

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door .

Death Once had a near Chuck Norris experience .

Once , Chuck Norris swam to the Virgin Islands . Now they're just called "The Islands ."

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas .

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves .

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer .

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are know today as Giraffes .

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of Surprise .

Chuck Norris has been to Mars before , that's why there are no signs of life .

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch . He decides what time is IT .

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass . AT NIGHT .

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night , he checks his closet for Chuck Norris .

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet papers, but there was a problem . It wouldn't take shit from anybody .

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack . His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him .

There is no theory of evolution . Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live .

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won .

Chuck Norris can divide by ZERO .

Chuck Norris can run you over with a PARKED car.

If you spell Chuck Norris is Scrabble , you win . Forever .

Chuck Norris has the heads of King Kong , Predator and all of the 300 Spartans on his wall .

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago but the GRIMM reaper haven't had the courage to tell him .

Every February 2nd, Chuck Norris sees his shadow and beats the hell out of it .

Chuck Norris was the first one to know that the bird is the word .

Chuck Norris gave birth to his dad .

Chuck Norris can kill a vampire by showing him a picture of the sun .

When Chuck Norris does a push-up , he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down .

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn , he stands on the porch and dares it to grow .

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants .

Chuck Norris doesn't have Twitter, because he's already following you .

Space is continuously expanding because other galaxies are running away from Chuck Norris .

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills . They made him blink .

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King , and got one .

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI .

When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back .

Chuck Norris donates blood to NASA for rocket fuel .

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris , he finds you .

Chuck Norris doesn't read books . He stares them down until he gets the information he wants .

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The Stig Sayings

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Some say he never blinks and he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves .

Some say he's wanted by the CIA and that he sleep upside down, like a bat .

Sine say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden and that he can catch fish with his tongua .

Some say he is illegal in 17 US states and he blinks vertically .

Some say that his breath smells of magnesium and that his scared of bells .

Some say he naturally faces magnetic north and that all his legs are hydraulic .

Some say that he lives in a tree and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals.

Some say that his heart ticks like a watch and that his confused by stairs .

Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats and that he has two sets of knees .

Some say that his terrified of ducks and that there's an airport in Russia named after him .

Some say that his brain is a Satellite navigation system .

Some say that his skin has the texture of a dolphin' s , and where ever you are in the world if your radios to 88,4 , you can actually hear his thoughts .

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds - and that his ear wax taste like Turkish delight .

Some say that his politics are terrifying , and that he once punched a horse to the ground .

Some say that his tears are adhesive , and that if he caught fire , he'd burn for a thousand days .

Some say that he can swim seven lengths under water , and he has webbed buttocks .

Some say that his heart is in upside down , and that his teeth glow in the dark .

Some say that his ears aren't exactly where you'd expect them to be , and that once , preposterously , he had an affair with John Prescott .

Some say he has a digital face , and if he felt like it , he could fire Alan Sugar .

Some say that his genitals are on upside down . And that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds .

Some say his ears have a Paisley lining , and he' s been banned from the Chelsea Flower Show .

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburg ring , and that if you give him a really important job to do , he'll skive off and play croquet .

Some say he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult his mother, he will head-butt you in the chest .

Some say that on really warm days he shed his skin, like a snake, and for some reason he's allergic to the Dutch .

Some say that his first name really is "The" , and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island , they'd all be pregnant including the cameramen .

Some say he once thew a microwave oven at a tramp , and that long before anyone else he realized that Jade Goody was racist - pig - faced waste of blood and organs .

Some say that he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner , and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for hon-ours scandal .

Some say that he's a C.I.A. experiment that went wrong, and that he only eats cheese.

Some say that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as piccalilli . And that at this week's Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand .

Some say that he suck the moisture from ducks . And that his crash helmet is modeled on Britney Spear's head.
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Some say that he isn't machine-washable and all his potted plants are called Steve .

Some say His testicles are made from Titanium and that his under-pants are carbon-fibre .

Some say , he's actually dead..... But the Grim reaper , is too scared to tell him .

Some say that his pot plants are called Steve... and that he has a life size tattoo of his face... on his face .

Some say that he can hypnotize sheep, and that if he could be bothered he could swim the Atlantic ocean , underwater .

Some say , that he once co-presented a Brazilian show about blimp disasters, and that once , actually punched God.

Some say that he once killed a giraffe with just his feet and that he has a black belt in paper mache .

Some say he is 5 foot tall with lead in his feet, others say 6 feet with tall with air in his head... bit he doesn't care what you say .

Some say , He's contracted every STD known to man, and that he has inflatable breast to get him out of speeding tickets . All we know ... he 's called the STIG .

Some say , that he is one of protons in the Large Hadron Collider , AND that he creates miniature black holes every time he sneezes .

Some say he was the one who actually pulled Excalibur from the stone and that he is the rightful king of England .

Some say he gave birth to Chuck Norris , and that the mother was superman !!!!!!

Some say he has no understanding of queuing .

Some say , he once modelled for page 3... and his feet are made from dog leather .

Some say his upper torso is made of carbon fibre... and that his blood is 1 part petrol and 2 part diesel .

Some say he got turned down from I'm a celebrity , because people have heard of him !

Some say that only uses q-tips made of plutonium, and that his favorite comedy film is Hostel.

Some say that he has the mating call of a killer whale, and that he once counted to infinite...twice .

Some say he lives in a alleyway and his best friend is a cardboard box .

Thanks to (c) TopGear for great sayings .

Tattoo Quotes

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What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger .

Pain is inevitable . Suffering is optional .

May I be forever grateful that at times , I did not receive that which I truly deserved .

Turn your wounds into wisdom .

I may be lying in the gutter, but I'm staring at the stars .

He who was a why to live can bear almost any how .

Perhaps all the dragons of our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us once beautiful and brave .

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay , it's not the end .

Let your joy scream across the pain .

Thorns and stings and those such things , Just make stronger our Angel wings .

God gave burdens , also shoulders .

If the wind will not serve , take to the oars . To me , every hour of the light and dark is a miracle .

And the day come when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom .

I gave my life to become the person I'm right now . Was it worth it ?

Do not go where the path may lead . Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail .

One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star .

Leap and the net will appear .

Kites rise highest against the wind .

Dig as a root digs until you find the motive to grow .

When you walk trough a storm hold your head up high .

I must not fear .
Fear is the mind-killer .
Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration .
I will face my fear .
I will permit it to pass over me and through me .
And when it has gone past , I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling , but in rising every time we fall .

Famous Quotes

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I'll make him an offer he can't refuse .

If you , you build it , he will come .

Go ahead... make my day .

Show me the money .

Thanks you sir! May I have another !

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum , which is what I'm , let's face it. It was you , Charley .

A census taker once tried to test me . I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti .

My precious ...

Badges , we don't need no stinkin badges .

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

Aye, fight and you may die, run , and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance , just one chance , to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take ... OUR FREEDOM!

When I'm good , I'm very good , but when I'm bad, I'm better .

Say hello to my LITTLE Friend .

I wish I know how to quit you .

I'm the king of the world .

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore .

You should've gone to China , you know, cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events .

We rob banks .

Keep your friends close , but your enemies closer .

Houston, we have a problem .

There's no place like home .

Stupid is as stupid does .

THIS IS SPARTA .

Let me tell you something my friend . Hope is a dangerous thing . Hope can drive a man mad .

Your momma sure does care about your education, son .

Fun Sayings

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People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege .

Don't play stupid with me ... I'm better at it .

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid , I'll take over .

Roses are red , violets are blue , God made me pretty , what happened to you ?

I can only please one person per day . Today isn't your day... and tomorrow don't look good either .

I like you . You remind me of when I was young and stupid .

It's not that I'm antisocial . I just don't like you .

Don't follow me, I'm lost too !

I refuse to answer that question on the basis that I don't have the answer .

Smile, and the world will smile with you . Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs .

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree , but the best way to fall is in love with me .

Each day I get up in the morning praying to God , that everyone should get a friend like you... why should only I have to suffer !

Ociffer . I swear to drunk I'm not God . There's no blood in my alcohol system . That's my stick and I'm story to it .

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to tell you how I really feel .

If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction .

We never really grow up ; we only learn how to act in public .

I stopped listening... so why don't you stop talking ?

Fat people are harder to kidnap .

If you ever want to see a man cry ... Put a beer in one hand and naked woman in the other .. and ... MAKE HIM CHOOSE !

I'm not supposed to be normal.. I'm supposed to be me .

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t .

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful .. hate me because your man think I'm .

The doctor tells me I'm crazy , but the voices tell me I'm not . And I just don't know which one to believe .

God made Coke , God made Pepsi , God made ---NAME---- so darn sexy .

Don't stick your tongue out at me, unless you intend to use it ...

Let's discuss right and left . You're RIGHT . I LEFT .

If you can't convince them, confuse them .

I can't play stupid with you , you're too good at it .

Don't do it in the garden. Love is blind but the neighbors aren't .

It's not lost . I just can't find it .

I like breathing , it's a sort of habit I have .

If you promise to stop talking , I promise to stop making funny faces when aren't looking .

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me .

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out . And if you don't stop it ... he seriously just might eat you

Rule #1 : I'm always right
Rule #2: If I'm ever wrong
please see rule #1

Experience is the worst teacher . It gives the test before presenting the lesson .

It's not bad , it's just illegal .

What makes men chase woman they have no intention of marrying ? The same reason why dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving .

Your lips keep moving , but all I hear is " BLAH BLAH BLAH " .

Have you ever lost someone you never had ?

Love me or leave me ... HEY ?????? Where's everybody going ??

Don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining .

It's really hard to wait for the right person in your life , especially when the wrong ones are sooo HOOOT .

Essays should be like skirts. Long enough to cover the subject , but short enough to keep it interesting .

Fear me - I have an imagination you never saw coming .

When I say LOL , I'm not laughing out loud . I just have nothing better to say .

I wanted to send you something sexy , but the mailman told me to get out of the postbox .

Lucky Quotes

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Nature creates ability , luck provides it with opportunity .

Luck affects everything , let your hook always be cast , in the stream where you least expect it , there will be be a fish .

Diligence is the mother of good luck .

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly , because I may be going in the wrong direction .

Bad luck is universal . Don't take it personally .

Luck is believing you're lucky .

Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words 'THIS IS GOOD LUCK'.

Fortune brings in some boats that are steered .

Name the greatest of all inventors . "ACCIDENT"

Luck , bad if not good , will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid .

There are two types of poor people , those who are poor together and those who are poor alone. The first are the true poor, the others are rich people out of luck .

True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table , luckiest is he who knows when to rise and go home .

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active . Show up more often .

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity .

We all dream a lot - some are lucky , some are not . But if you think it , want it , dream it , then it's real . You are what you feel .

I'm a great believer in luck , and I find the harder I work , the more I have of it .

I've been lucky. I'll be lucky again .

Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it .

I've had BAD luck with both my wives . The FIRST one left me and the second one DIDN'T .

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light . May good luck pursue you each morning and night .

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change .

Movie Quotes

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Calling someone fat doesn't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter . All you can do in life is try and solve the problem in front of you.

I don't regret things I've done, but those I did not do.

You can't change what people are... without destroying who they were...

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes .

"The brave do not live forever but the cautious do not live at all."

We walk away from our dreams afraid we may fail, or worse yet, afraid we may succeed .

Don't let anyone ever make you feel like don't deserve what you want .

Love is passion. Obsession. Someone you can't live without. Someone you fall head over heels for. Find someone you can love like crazy, and will love you the same way back. Listen to your heart. No sense in life without this. To make the journey without falling deeply in live, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try, because if you haven't tried, then you haven't lived .

"As we grow older, it becomes difficult to just believe . It's not that we don't want to, but too much has happened that we just can't . "

There are two people who I trust, the first person is me the other is not you !

"First loves are never really over. Nobody's perfect, it doesn't mean it wasn't worth your while . "

" Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy . Happy people just don't kill their husbands. They just don't . "

Sometimes it's easier to be mad at the people you trust because you know that they'll always love you no matter what you say.

We can stay up all night swapping manly stories and in the morning , I'm making waffles !

If someone took everything you live for .. How far would you go to get it back ?

Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by .

" Honestly , if you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love . "

The reason why everyone wants love so much , it's the closes thing to (magic) .

Kid, there are heroes and there are legends . Heroes get remembered, but legends never die .

Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgment .

She's the only girl that makes my heart beat Faster & Slower at the same time ! When I'm not with her I'm not living . I'm only surviving so that I can hold her in my arms again !

" Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real ? What if you were unable to wake up from that dream ? How would you know the difference between the dream world , and the real one ? "

" Find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with hold on to her and never let her go "

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die ! Don't have sex in the missionary position , don't have sex standing up , just don't do it , OK , promise ? OK , now everybody take some rubbers .

"They say, when you meet the love of your life, time stops , and that's true . What they don't tell you is that when it starts again , it moves extra fast to catch up. "

What if someone you never met, someone you never say , someone you never knew , was the only someone for you ?

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya . You killed my father . Prepare to die !

Cuz I know you . And you know you . And I know that you know , that I know that you know you .

Remember when you were in kindergarten, and you meet a kid, and know nothing about them , but ten seconds later you were playing like were best friends , because you didn't have to be anything but yourself ?

The only true wisdom consist of knowing that you know nothing .

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off .

Me , I always tell the truth , even when I lie .

Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough , people deserve a little more .

" Just be yourself, because life's too short to be anybody else . "

" I look up to those people who have lost everything , yet love others beyond themselves "

Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive .

Stupid is as stupid does .

I don't speak freaky deeky Dutch ok ?

- You don't even know how to read !
-It's the Bible . You get credit for trying .

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger . Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering .

It's better to have something and not need it than to need something and not have it .

- Tell me how he died .
- I will tell you how he lived .

Trust everyone ... just not the devil inside of them .

If you're good at something never do it for free .

Edward Cullan isn't a vampire, Edward lives in the forest, doesn't kill people glitters... dude is obviously a fairy .

Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime, and never let go till we're gone .

Sometimes the simplest idea can make the biggest difference .

" Break the rules . Find your freedom . Live your life . "

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time .

All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband .

Keep your friends close , but your enemies even closer .

It's called sex . It's fun . You should try it .

We flirt with bad boys but marry good ones. Because they stay .

And there is a certain beauty in crying.. the sight of a heavy soul releasing its burden .

I'm taking you off my buddy list bitch! I hope you get a virus! You and your computer!

Flirting Quotes

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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

I would fly you to the moon and back if you’ll be . . . if you’ll be my baby.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Flirtation : attention without intention.

Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.

Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

You’re so sweet there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

I’m an organ donor, need anything?

You remind me of my next girlfriend.

My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

Beauty is power and a smile is its sword.

It’s okay ….. you don't have to stop staring …….. that just means you’re interested.

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.

Single and looking… anyone wanna be found?

Can’t wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.

Can I borrow a quarter?
-What for?
I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Wise Quotes

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Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me !

Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.

Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.

Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.

I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

Not to care for philosophy is to be a true philospher.

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

The best mind-altering drug is truth.

Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so.

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.

A winner listens, a loser just waits until it is their turn to talk.

Guns don’t kill people — people do.

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem.

The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.

The best things in life are not things.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.

Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.

Beware of a man of one book.

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise.

Wedding Quotes

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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.

In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums.

Marriage–a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

My Greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for each other will so deepen and grow, that years from now you will look back on this day, your wedding day, as the day you loved each other the least.

Look down you gods, and on this couple drop a blessed crown.

Here’s to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here’s to these beautiful bridesmaids.

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.

It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

Love is not singular except in syllable.

It took great courage to ask a beautiful young woman to marry me. Believe me, it is easier to play the whole Petrushka on the piano.

An anniversary says, “Think of the dreams you have weathered together. They are intimate accomplishments.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they’re on the same side.

To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.

She knows all about me and loves me just the same.

May she share everything with her husband, including the housework.

Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love, and they blossom when we love the one we married.

Victory Quotes

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We improve ourselves by victories over ourself. There must be contests, and you must win.

In ourselves are triumph and defeat.

Individual glory is insignificant when compared to achieving victory as a team.

Victory is sweetest when you’ve known defeat.

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory.

Victory and defeat are each of the same price.

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else.

Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.

Those who know how to win are much more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories.

Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.

The best policy is to declare victory and leave.

Who overcomes By force, hath overcome but half his foe.

The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses – behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.

The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

Men talk as if victory were something fortunate. Work is victory.

Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

I look at victory as milestones on a very long highway.

The nerve that never relaxes, the eye that never blanches, the thought that never wanders, the purpose that never wavers – these are the masters of victory.

Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.

The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities…It is best to win without fighting.

The greatest conquerer is he who overcomes the enemy without a blow.

Thank You Quotes

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No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.

Every time we remember to say “thank you”, we experience nothing less than heaven on earth.

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom.

The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you.

I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks.

Thank you much more, Than a greeting can say, Because you were thoughtful, In such a nice way!

Gratitude is the best attitude. There is not a more pleasing exercise of the mind than gratitude. It is accompanied with such an inward satisfaction that the duty is sufficiently rewarded by the performance.

The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.

One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.

Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.

Blessed are those that can give without remembering and receive without forgetting.

I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you?”

How far that little candle throws his beams!So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don’t unravel.

I thank everyone that has caused me to suffer, without you I would have no reason to express myself.

Gratitude is the memory of the heart.

It isn’t what you have in your pocket that makes you thankful, but what you have in your heart.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is ‘thank you’, it will be enough.

We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all other virtues.

If you can’t be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

Just a “thank you” is a mighty powerful prayer. Says it all.

T-Shirt Quotes

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I’m the person your mother warned you about.

I’m not as dumb as you look.

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

Never kick a man unless he’s down.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.

How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?

I wear the brains in the family.

There’s no future in time travel.

Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.

Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.

I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant

I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.

All men are idiots And I married their king.

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

My Dog Can Lick Anyone.

Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

All men are idiots And I married their king.

In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway!

Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!

I wear the brains in the family.

BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS–But it uses up a thousand times the memory.

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer

Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.

Weapons Of Mass Distraction.

This is my drinking shirt.

I can resist everything except temptation.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

I don’t know what makes you dumb But it really works.

Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.

Us blondes aren’t dumb.

Wasted All The Time.

Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.

Blonde and proud of it.

Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.

Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.

I’m with Stupid.

I don’t need no Educashun.

Sweet Quotes

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It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage

The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.

Love waits for one thing, the right moment.

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine.

We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love.

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

Where there is great love, there are always wishes.

My heart smiled when you kissed my lips. What a sweet surprise.

That it shall never come again is what makes life so sweet.

The truth is that life is delicious, horrible, charming, frightful, sweet, bitter, and that is everything.

Patience is bitter, but it bears sweet fruit.

It is terrible to be alone, and it is terrible to be in love, but one is cheaper than the other.

A man cannot reason with the woman he loves: he cares about her too much.

Don’t hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.

A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

There are some errors so sweet that we repent them only to bring them to memory.

Work like you don’t need the money. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Dance like nobody’s watching.

Love means never having to say you are sorry.

It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun.

Love is the compass of life.

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

Stupid Quotes

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It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Being stupid is its own reward

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

You can’t just let nature run wild.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

Sorry Quotes

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Feeling sorry for yourself, and you present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.

A bend in the road is not the end of the road… unless you fail to make the turn.

Saying "sorry" doesn’t mean there isn’t guilt and forgiving , doesn’t mean the pain is gone.

Doomed are the hotheads! Unhappy are they who lose their cool and are too proud to say, ”I’m sorry.”

Words will not be able to ever express how sorry I am for this, and I have profound regret and sorrow for the multitude of mistakes and harm I have caused.

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He’d better be strong and have a good heart!

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

More men are sorry for speaking, than keeping silence.

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.

Vasectomy means not ever having to say you are sorry.

No one has the right to be sorry for himself for a misfortune that strikes everyone.

Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

You may be sorry that you spoke, sorry you stayed or went, sorry you won or lost, sorry so much was spent. But as you go through life, you’ll find – you’re never sorry you were kind.

Play fair. Don’t hit people. Say you’re sorry when you hurt somebody.

I’m sorry I can’t speak very coherently.

Sorry Day falls on the eve of Reconciliation Week, giving us the chance to ask whether we are making progress in the wider challenge of reconciling Indigenous and other Australians.

I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don’t have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn’t pawn this off on anybody. I’m sorry it happened. And I hurt people.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

I am sorry to say that I have those engaged with me in the service who are more savage than the savages themselves.

There is something so admirable in the prejudices of a young mind, that one is sorry to see them give way to the reception of more general opinions.

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.

Very sorry can’t come. Lie follows by post.

I was very sorry when I found out that your intentions were good and not what I supposed they were.

Mostly I am sorry for the way I thought of other people. Like a good general, I had treated everyone who wasn’t with me as against me.

I am sorry to upset my colleagues by saying we wasted four years in opposition, but if you do get so badly defeated as a party you do have to face up to some painful facts and you do have to change.

In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was sorry.

Soccer Quotes

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Soccer is not just about scoring goals – it’s about winning.

We lost because we didn’t win.

If they are going to win this match, they’re going to have to score a goal.

Soccer is simple, but it is difficult to play simple.

Soccer is the ballet of the masses.

If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.

If you don’t concede any goals you’ll win more games than you lose.

If you’re attacking, you don’t get as tired as when you’re chasing.

As long as no-one scored, it was always going to be close.

Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as a God.

I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in soccer.

Soccer is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

A million wouldn’t buy him, and I’d be one of them.

If you don’t believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.

It’s why we play the game. Anything is possible, anything can happen, and we proved that again tonight.

The more time you have, the more mistakes you will make.

We were a little bit outnumbered there, it was two against two.

I’ve never wanted to leave. I’m here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

We didn’t underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought.

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.

The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn’t move, kick it until it does.

He’s one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.

My legs sort of disappeared from nowhere.

The Vision of a Champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, and the point of exhaustion, when no one else is watching.

Sometimes in soccer you have to score goals.

Every defeat is a victory in itself.

Soccer is the opera of the people.

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.

If we played like that every week we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.

Soccer is an art more central to our culture than anything the Arts Council deigns to recognize.

Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win.

The most important thing for a forward is speed of thought. Top players read the game.

The roots of our Soccer Tribe lie deep in our primeval past.

Smoking Quotes

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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.

Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.

My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.

Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.

The only safer cigarette is your last one.

Smile Quotes

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Smile don’t frown Look up don’t look down Believe in yourself Don’t let yourself go Just be who you are And let your live flow.

I’m not a fighter. I usually smile and then go into my room and cry my eyes out.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

A smile confuses an approaching frown.

You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.

If you’re not using your smile, you’re like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook.

Even if I am in a bad mood I have to smile and be nice to the fans.

A smile is a language that even a baby understands.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Don’t cry because it’s over, SMILE because it happened.

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.

Keep a smile on your face and let your personality be your autograph.

People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.

If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.

A smile of encouragement at the right moment may act like sunlight on a closed-up flower; it may be the turning point for a struggling life.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

I’ve got dreams in hidden places and extra smiles for when I’m blue.

Smiles are great investments: the more you collect, the better you feel.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn’t climb over it.

A smile takes but a moment, but the memory of it lasts forever.

A winning smile makes winners of us all.

Some people are too tired to give you a smile, so give them one of yours as no one needs a smile as much as the one who has no more to give.

A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life’s worthwhile.

Smile – it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

To receive a smile, give one away.

The shortest distance between two people is a smile.

If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I would be holding the night sky in my hand.

So many languages in the world, and a smile speaks them all.

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure, but scattered along the life’s pathway, the good they do is inconceivable.

A smile is a light in the window of the soul, indicating that the heart is at home.

Smiles form the channel of a future tear.

Today, if a smile comes to you, a happy smile that perhaps you can’t explain, it’s because in that moment I am thinking of you and smiling too.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day. Source unknown A spark of kindness starts a fire of love.

No smile is as beautiful as the one that struggles through the tears.

Short Quotes

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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

I’ve got problem for your solution…

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend’s looks and vise versa.

Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

Sarcastic Quotes

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If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.

You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Sad Quotes

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Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it’s the middle that counts the most.

Dying seems less sad than having lived too little.

However long the night, the dawn will break.

Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad.

They that sow in tears shall reap in joy.

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, It might have been.

Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.

I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad.

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.

Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.

Sadness flies away on the wings of time.

A sad spectacle. If they be inhabited, what a scope for misery and folly. If they be not inhabited, what a waste of space.

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.

The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.

We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but rarely, if ever ask Him to forgive us for our sadness.

You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true.

Retirement Quotes

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Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.

Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.

Life begins at retirement.

I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make-up box.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.

To retire is to begin to die.

I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

Old soldiers never die, they merely fade away.

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned.

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working

The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.

When you see some people work you wonder what they’ll do in retirement.

Religion Quotes

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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That’s my religion.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

If God doesn’t like the way I live, let him tell me, not you.

I believe in God, but I’m not too clear on the other details.

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

Most people’s religion is what they want to believe, not what they do believe.

God has no religion.

Of all bad men religious bad men are the worst.

True religion is real living; living with all one’s soul, with all one’s goodness and righteousness.

Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.

If you have two religions in your land, the two will cut each other’s throats; but if you have thirty religions, they dwell in peace.

Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics.

Religion is to do right. It is to love, it is to serve, it is to think, it is to be humble.

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.

A religion without the element of mystery would not be a religion at all.

A good life is the only religion.

I fear one day I’ll meet God, he’ll sneeze and I won’t know what to say.

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.

A fanatic is someone who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject.

Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die.

My religion is simple, my religion is kindness.

Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.

Religion is nothing else but love to God and man.

One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh.

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.

Religion is a pill best swallowed without chewing.

I considered atheism, but there weren’t enough holidays.

A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.

Men will wrangle for religion, write for it, fight for it, die for it, anything but live for it.

Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy; the mad daughter of a wise mother.

Racism Quotes

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Accomplishments have no color.

To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow.

The white man’s happiness cannot be purchased by the black man’s misery.

Racism isn’t born, folks, it’s taught.

You don’t fight racism with racism, the best way to fight racism is with solidarity.

Prejudice is the child of ignorance.

Racism is when you have laws set up, systematically put in a way to keep people from advancing, to stop the advancement of a people.

The African race is a rubber ball. The harder you dash it to the ground, the higher it will rise.

To like an individual because he’s black is just as insulting as to dislike him because he isn’t white.

Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.

Racial superiority is a mere pigment of the imagination.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.

Excellence is the best deterrent to racism.

Racism is man’s gravest threat to man – the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason.

Racism has been an integral component of American culture since its founding upon the genocide of Native Americans, and the forced slavery of Africans and Afro-Americans.