Quotes for Idiots

Tomorrow of your dreams

Frankerson Peterson — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:33:24 +0000

“You can do something today to create the tomorrow of your dreams, assuming you don’t die in your sleep tonight.”

Frankerson Peterson — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:16:11 +0000

“If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both. But at least you’ll look good in your shiny new rabbit chasing shoes.”

Frankerson Peterson — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:03:43 +0000

Bat birth control is a good idea for everyone.

Frankerson Peterson — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:58:46 +0000

The mouth part of the face is the loudest part of the face.

Frankerson Peterson — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:49:21 +0000

As a child, I was afraid of ghosts. Luckily I overcame my fear when I died and came back as a friendly ghost.

Frankerson Peterson — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:55:35 +0000

If you don’t see a light at the end of the tunnel, you’re probably just in a cave.

Frankerson Peterson — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 19:24:14 +0000

“My muscles are big!” — some jerk with a weight set

Frankerson Peterson — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 14:33:58 +0000

“Those sheep are lying!” — wolf at sheep murder trial

Frankerson Peterson — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 22:33:51 +0000

We still have cowboys, but where did all the goatboys go? It’s like we don’t even care about the goats anymore!

Frankerson Peterson — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 14:00:43 +0000

“You broke my heart!” — guy having a heart attack