http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page en-us rss@quotationspage.com rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day) 09 Jun 2026 01:05:02 -0000 09 Jun 2026 01:05:02 -0000 http://www.tqpage.com/qotd-button.gif http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html 88 31 logo "What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1072.html Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dave_Barry "One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1003.html Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Larry_Gelbart "Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/966.html Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Charles_Kuralt "Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/589.html Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Will_Cuppy "Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/31813.html Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/P._J._O%27Rourke "There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27573.html Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Edmund_Wilson "Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26202.html Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Kenneth_Galbraith "Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/26178.html Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/James_F._Byrnes "If it were done, when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/40579.html Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/William_Shakespeare "If you have any doubts that we live in a society controlled by men, try reading down the index of contributors to a volume of quotations, looking for women's names." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39160.html Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Elaine_Gill "There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27642.html Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Cullen_Hightower "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/740.html Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Benfield