See?

I’m always fucking right. Don’t you forget it.

I’ve never been so disgusted in all my life. If anyone (male or female) even dare try to defend Rio wearing a crop top, oh, do fuck off. I insist.

And Cristiano Ronaldo may well be worth £80,000,000 as a player, but as a man, he ain’t worth shit – and the only people who’d disagree there, are those who’re too caught up masturbating over them at the moment to type up a response, so I’ll save you the bother by pre-empting your robotic canned responses you thought would be oh-so-clever until round, about, now…:

No, I’m not rich.

No, I’m not famous.

No, I’m not jealous.

Cristiano Ronaldo is an incredible footballer and it’s great watching him play when he’s not being a cry baby – but my estimation of him as a man, what a fucking sissy…

Whatever happened to George Best, Vinnie Jones, Diego Maradona?

I pity the kids today, I really fucking do. These are the pathetic specimens they have the option of emulating when playing football in the school yard. Shit, if it was my day and a kid dare utter “Ronaldo!” as they kicked the ball through the coat-and-jumper goal, they’d have been sent off by unanimous vote for being a “poof” and ostracized for the rest of their days. Nobody would have ever admired twerps like these, no matter how good at the game.

(I get more disappointed in people each and every fucking day…)

Right. So an 18 year old idiot girl who purportedly asked for 3 stars to be tattooed on her face (on her fucking face, what a stupid bitch!) but by sheer miscommunication ended up with 56, is now trying to sue the tattooist.

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!

Not only is she a complete dickhead for having any tattoo’s on her face, but to claim she didn’t have the foggiest that an extra 53 were being added is utter bullshit, and fuck her for even trying to disclaim responsibility for her idiocy.

How fucking dare she!

Listen, you cunt bitch: You’re an idiotic woman and it serves you fucking right. But don’t worry – men tend to lie like fuck to women about how much they like their shitty tattoos anyway – and it beggars belief this could be ever be true, but it is: men will still say you’re gorgeous and want to fuck you, even if you do now look like you’ve been blasted in the face with an ink-filled shotgun.

Praise be to me, for being so fucking right.

‘Achieving’ entrée into an abusive relationship to women is like reaching nirvana.

FACT: They gravitate towards violent men, and, if they themselves become abused they are even more likely to stay with them.

And no, it’s not out of fear.

Women who claim that they stay with abusive men out of fear, are the biggest fucking fraudsters living.

See, that’s just an excuse to cover up their deplorable tendencies to forever spurn decent guys and seek out arseholes who cause plenty of exciting drama for them - all the while pretending to be trapped, unsuspecting victims instead of the willing participants (players, in fact) that they really are.

How they love drama, and a slap here and there? Oh, even better. And, they pretend it’s so fucking unexpected and unintended: ‘Boo-Hoo, I get beaten, I feel so unloved… why do I always end up with bad men?’

How fucking dare you bitches sit there whining and lying. YOU PURPOSELY FUCKING CHOSE AN ARSEHOLE FOR PRECISELY THE REASONS YOU’RE WHINING AND CRYING NOW – YOU LOVE DRAMA.

Further evidence of this is, if you’ve ever been brave and Bullshit Free® enough have outright told a woman giving you the sob story: ‘Well, why don’t you fucking leave him then?’

Suddenly a blank look crosses their faces. You’ve said something you shouldn’t have… you’ve not played the pity-giving, shoulder-to-cry on game (which is what they want you to play) and you’ve made them look stupid. They don’t like it.

BUT WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DO THEY EXPECT? ‘LEAVE HIM’ IS THE ONLY LOGICAL GODDAMN ANSWER THEY CAN EXPECT TO GET.

‘Oh, my hand is burning…’ ‘Well, take it out of the fire… you stupid fucking cunt!’

It’s fucking common sense – and you know I’m right.

The fact is, women love it all: The drama, the violence, the breaking up, the making up, the misery, the suspense, the excitement, the pity they get from friends and shoulder-to-cry-on suckers.

P.S. To all you fucking suckers out there… for once in your pathetic lives, do yourselves a favor: Stop fucking pandering to these women and listening to their bullshit and sympathizing with them. They’d rather fuck their abusive boyfriends while they spank their arses angry red and raw than give you the time of day. Get a fucking backbone, get some self-respect, and tell these game playing waste of space bitches to fuck off and die.

Ohhh, outrage.

“Rihanna, meanwhile, claims she was in an “ongoing abusive relationship” with Brown.”

Poor Rihanna.

Rich, famous, beautiful for an alien, what choice did she have in men? She had to make do, she had to tough it out because no one else would want her… she simply had to make do with the miserable life and abusive boyfriend.

So, let’s all give her extreme pity for… oh, wait… being a fucking stupid bitch who could have chosen anyone in the world as a boyfriend… but… decided to turn her back on decent guys for someone she clearly thought/knew was an idiot.

And… let’s not fuck around. Women are very adroit at making snap judgements on men. They fucking pride themselves on it. So surely with their superior powers, you’re not telling me Chris Brown managed to go under her ‘jerk radar’ all this time and suddenly became a raging monster that day in the car.

She must have seen plenty of sure signs before and ignored them.

So, it serves her fucking right then, don’t it.

In fact, if she was in an ‘ongoing abusive relationship’ by her own words, then she’s clearly turned a blind eye to it.

I feel this sends an important message to men the world over looking to ‘crack’ the mystery of how to get hot women. Here you go guys, listen good…

If you want someone as desirable as Rihanna, be abusive like Chris Brown – just maybe don’t take it to the extremes he did and overdo it.

What? Dare to challenge me that I’m wrong? And the other millions of habitually abusive (according to the gorgeous women they date/marry) men out there just happened to get gorgeous women on sheer luck and coincidence? It wasn’t the hint of danger – and eventually the odd smack in the face – that got ‘em (and usually kept them) there?

Fuckoff… course it was.

When she got with Chris Brown she clearly didn’t use that oversized head of hers to think, did she.

Still, I’m sure she’ll use this experience to make a number 1 hit. So, all’s well that ends well in Hollywood.

Most of these so-called men make Walter the Softy from the Beano look like Lee Marvin.

It’s not like the good old days when a woman’s prerogative was to fall in love, be taken care of by her man, and be happy. Oh no. Today is different. Overcomplicated.

Today’s women tend to follow the feminist school of thought, which as you know, is completely fucking wrong and unnatural.

See, women want to fall in love still. That’s their nature… but, they are taught to resist it out of sheer fear. They know they don’t stand a chance against the strong feelings they naturally develop once they let a real man in, so instead they go for these fucking sissies who they often pretend to love, but couldn’t ever, really.

It’s a ‘controlled’ love, on their part. So in other words, it ain’t love at all – just a fucking sham.

Feminism teaches women that the worst thing that can happen to them is that they be controlled by, or influenced by men. Of course, a woman being completely in love with a real man contravenes the feminazi’s artificial and unnatural ideals, and makes her slave to her emotions, and thus, slave to the man she loves.

…just how it should be, because that makes her a woman. Duh.

Desperate to avoid this, women will constantly go from sissy boy to sissy boy, feigning happiness, all the while secretly wishing for someone to come along who overpowers them and blows their mind and runs the show, rather than the other way around.

Some women will snap out of it, usually when their biological clock starts ticking and they want kids and want to feel that completely helpless in love feeling they’ve never experienced before (un-fucking-surprisingly?) and then they start looking for real men.

Other women will laughingly continue their stupid brainwashed path, and usually end up going from relationship to relationship with sissy boys wondering why the fuck they never seem to experience that helpless fairytale love they have read so much about. And good, it serves the fucking idiots right.

Women, read: Wise the fuck up. You can’t have it all. You either start living as a proper woman and you’ll start feeling like one, or you’ll live your life as a pseudo man and experience nothing but emptiness. Just like that slag Madonna.

What’s that you said? “But, I don’t want to, I love my girlfriend, she’s the only woman I want, and I want her to be safe in the knowledge that other girls just don’t interest me at all, anymore.”

What are you, a fucking eunuch?

Damn it, you best listen to me now or you’re gonna fuck things up, big time…

The minute your girlfriend realizes you have no interest in other women anymore because you’re completely dippy-in-love with her, she’s gonna get bored, because it’s ‘game over’ for her.

See, to women it’s all one big challenge. A game. A competition, if you like. She may be with you, but, for as long as your relationship lasts, she’s in competition with all the other women still, and you need to make that abundantly clear.

True, she may scold you or sulk when she catches you checking out that hot blonde with the big tits serving behind the bar, or, the ass on that cute brunette, but, that’s a good sign. It means you’ve gotten to her and let her know that just because she’s your girlfriend, doesn’t mean you aren’t attracted to other women… and couldn’t stray… if you wanted.

Women claim they want nothing more than a man completely in love and besotted with them. To worship them. But, that’s just fantasy land in their stupid heads and fucking novels, and it doesn’t hold wet shit in the real world.

That’s why most marriages don’t work out. It ain’t usually because she suspected the guy cheated… but because she knew he wouldn’t cheat!

It’s fucking warped, but, that’s the reality. Women want excitement, and where’s the excitement in a man who just rolls the fuck over and stops being a man? Ain’t none.

In the way you interact with other women, she will also be forced to realize that other women, quite clearly, find you attractive, and could probably take you from her if she isn’t on the ball. Women hate that plenty, but, they love that even more.

You then become the desirable ‘object.’ The fucking handbag she saw in the shop and didn’t really feel a burning desire to have, until she saw 5 other women buying them and stocks vanishing, and suddenly, lo and behold, she’s never wanted anything as much in her whole life.

Women are jealous twats, so, use it to your advantage.

Really, I gotta be honest… it’s fucking childish, and it doesn’t show you up to be the unique free spirit you want the world to see you as. It makes you look untidy, and all it screams is…

“Look at me, I’m stupid enough to mutilate myself for attention!”

A tiny tattoo may be acceptable, depending on what it is and where it is — and if it can be hidden from view easily — but really… What. Is. The. Fucking. Point?

You like Winnie the Pooh? So what!

I like Pizza, but I’m not gonna get a pepperoni tattooed on me, am I?

What’s up with wearing a Winne the Pooh T-Shirt or wearing a little necklace with your favourite little teddy bear on, or something like that?

And no, you’re not getting a tattoo so you can look at it yourself. Don’t lie, because it would obviously be upside down to you, and appear back to front if you were to look at it in a mirror.

You’re getting it for other people, for attention, and trust me, they don’t give a toss that you like Winnie the Pooh. Only you do.

Nor do they care that you have a meaningless tribal tattoo to denote your belonging to the non-existent, yet increasingly common Squiggle Tribe. They don’t give a fuck your mothers name is Trish or that you like hearts and ivy.

What I’ve found is, normally, such women who get tattoos are far from the interesting creatures they are trying to make themselves appear as, but actually brain dead, and they get the tattoo simply because it’s the only semi-interesting thing about them and they have fuck all else to say to anyone but: “Look, Teddy’s.”

Oh, and of course… their friends will usually have them, too. And, where would women be without the guidance of their friends? (Better off… obviously.)

Another thing is, most of the time — even close up — these so-called ‘works of art’ appear as nothing but blobs of ink and look more like port wine stains.

P.S. AFTER I finished writing this article and began looking for a suitable thumbnail image for it, I found this article.

Quote: “the tattoos began to cause embarrassment, negative comments and clothes problems and no longer satisfied the need for uniqueness,”

Beautiful.

It’s known as ‘fagshion’ and no real man would even associate with anyone wearing anything of this nature.

I mean for God’s sake. This is yet another rule which really, shouldn’t even have to exist, because men should know this already. Sadly, in this day and age, it needs saying.

Real men will never, ever, wear any item of clothing which was either made for a woman, or, looks like it was.

It doesn’t matter one bit that some fashion designer or store worker labelled an item of clothing which was, for all intents and purposes, made for females, as male clothing. You don’t buy it. You don’t wear it. Got that?

I’ll give you an example of what I’m talking about…

• Pink clothing, for one. I’ve never seen a single man (no matter how brawny and masculine) who looked ‘good’ wearing pink clothing. What kind of a man would want to wear pink clothing? Gotta fucking wonder…
• Stupid women’s scarf’s and neckerchief apparel. Let’s not even elaborate – you know what the fuck I’m talking about…
• Them God awful belt’s which are obviously women’s belts, but feminine men now wear and disgrace themselves with…

Quite honestly, it fucking disgusts me, and every time I see one of these fagites, I want to beat them to a bloody pulp – and so should you, or something is clearly wrong.

Naturally, I know why they do it. It’s because men these days are so shit-scared of letting women know they are men, they need to dress and act like them as much as possible to win their approval.

In effect, being this way ‘disarms’ them, and shows the woman ‘look, I’m not really a man, I’m no threat to you’ so they let their guard down. (This soppy shit must’ve developed in the PUA world as yet another angle for these little T-Boys (Men who need testosterone shots they’re so fucking feminine) to worm their way into women’s panties.)

The only reason a man would wish to shave his body completely smooth is to pander to a woman, and that is completely unacceptable, as you are playing right into their agenda to feminize men.

Men are born hairy because they have testosterone. It’s a sign of manliness and dominance to have body hair. (Besides, you can bet that super-feminist/bitch Madonna doesn’t shave the body hair her regular steroid injections give her – so what excuse do you as a man have?)

Shaving or waxing your body hair completely off does not make you look good. It makes you look like a little fucking prepubescent boy, so, wise up, for fucks sake… you’re a man, so start acting like one.

Having said that, there are two by-rules:

1. It is perfectly acceptable to trim and maintain body hair which is growing out of hand, just as it is to have a hair cut. Just don’t think of shaving or waxing it off entirely, unless you already have money down to complete your transition to a woman, that is.
2. You may trim down your pubic hair to allow you more comfort down below, or in the event that you have a little ‘un you need to make look bigger.