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		<title>How I spent my summer vacation: the podcast</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2021 14:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a long hot summer, and Peter has forgotten everything about the Capitals, the NHL, hockey, and interpersonal relationships. Come along as we recap the offseason, catch up with training camp, and relearn everything like it&#8217;s Regarding Henry, an underrated Harrison Ford performance if you ask me. Podcast The RMNB Podcast is on Apple Podcasts and Google]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been a long hot summer, and Peter has forgotten everything about the Capitals, the NHL, hockey, and interpersonal relationships. Come along as we recap the offseason, catch up with training camp, and relearn everything like it&#8217;s <em>Regarding Henry,</em> an underrated Harrison Ford performance if you ask me.</p>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. We&#8217;re trying to get it back on Spotify also, but it&#8217;s hard. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/tomcast-video-50872697">patrons</a> for making this possible.</p>
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	<dc:creator>thecrew@russianmachineneverbreaks.com (RMNB)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>It&amp;#8217;s been a long hot summer, and Peter has forgotten everything about the Capitals, the NHL, hockey, and interpersonal relationships. Come along as we recap the offseason, catch up with training camp, and relearn everything like it&amp;#8217;s Regarding Henry, an underrated Harrison Ford performance if you ask me. Podcast The RMNB Podcast is on Apple Podcasts and Google</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>rmnb,hockey,nhl,alex,ovechkin,washington,capitals</itunes:keywords></item>
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		<title>The Tomcast!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2021 09:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Washington Capitals are making all kinds of news lately, and all of it is TERRIBAD. It&#8217;s time to cast a pod. Discussed in this episode: TJ Oshie&#8217;s father Ovechkin&#8217;s injury  Kuznetsov and Samsonov&#8217;s discipline status Tom Wilsoning Podcast The RMNB Podcast is on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. We&#8217;re trying to get it back on Spotify also,]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Washington Capitals are making all kinds of news lately, and all of it is TERRIBAD. It&#8217;s time to cast a pod.</p>
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<p>Discussed in this episode:</p>
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<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2021/05/04/tj-oshies-dad-tim-oshie-passes-away/">TJ Oshie&#8217;s father</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2021/05/04/peter-laviolette-says-alex-ovechkin-left-the-caps-rangers-after-one-shift-because-he-didnt-feel-comfortable/">Ovechkin&#8217;s injury </a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2021/05/04/evgeny-kuznetsov-added-to-nhls-covid-19-unavailability-list-for-second-time-this-season/">Kuznetsov and Samsonov&#8217;s discipline status</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2021/05/04/tom-wilson-fined-not-suspended-by-dops-after-role-in-line-brawl-during-rangers-game/">Tom Wilsoning</a></li>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. We&#8217;re trying to get it back on Spotify also, but it&#8217;s hard. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/tomcast-video-50872697">patrons</a> for making this possible.</p>
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<p>Thank you to Young Rising Sons for our theme song.</p>
<p><em>Headline photo: <a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/06/03/tom-wilson-makes-donations-to-fort-dupont-cannons-hockey-program-and-east-of-the-river-mutual-aid-fund/">Elizabeth Kong/RMNB</a></em></p>
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<itunes:summary>The Washington Capitals are making all kinds of news lately, and all of it is TERRIBAD. It’s time to cast a pod. Discussed in this episode: TJ Oshie’s father Ovechkin’s injury  Kuznetsov and Samsonov’s discipline status Tom Wilsoning Podcast The RMNB Podcast is on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. We’re trying to get it back on Spotify also,</itunes:summary>
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		<title>The 2021 preview podcast episode</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2021 13:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Happy new year! The last month has been a blur, but Ian has graciously caught me up on a ton of action. We&#8217;ve got a big year ahead, and it starts right now. Discussed in this episode: training camp starting soon Hank Lundqvist out for the season Goalie options: Samsonov, Vanachek, Copley, Anderson The Caps]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy new year! The last month has been a blur, but Ian has graciously caught me up on a ton of action. We&#8217;ve got a big year ahead, and it starts right now.</p>
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<p>Discussed in this episode:</p>
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<li>training camp starting soon</li>
<li>Hank Lundqvist out for the season</li>
<li>Goalie options: Samsonov, Vanachek, Copley, Anderson</li>
<li>The Caps signed Zdeno Chara!</li>
<li>Why did the Caps sign Zdeno Chara?</li>
<li>The Laviolette effect on defenders</li>
<li>What could Conor Sheary bring?</li>
<li>The economic health of the NHL</li>
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<p>Also how we coped with 2020, and Ian describes &#8220;promo momo.&#8221;</p>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. We&#8217;re trying to get it back on Spotify also, but it&#8217;s hard. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
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<p>Thank you to Young Rising Sons for our theme song.</p>
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<itunes:summary>Happy new year! The last month has been a blur, but Ian has graciously caught me up on a ton of action. We’ve got a big year ahead, and it starts right now. Discussed in this episode: training camp starting soon Hank Lundqvist out for the season Goalie options: Samsonov, Vanachek, Copley, Anderson The Caps</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Everything keeps happening so much</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2020 09:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[There has been so much happening; it&#8217;s exhausting. From beloved fan faves sending their wagons westward to an uncertain future for the NHL altogether, here&#8217;s a marathon pod in which we try to and fail to make sense of the chaos. Discussed in this episode: 2020 NHL Draft 2020 NHL Free agency Washington Capitals defense]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There has been so much happening; it&#8217;s exhausting. From beloved fan faves sending their wagons westward to an uncertain future for the NHL altogether, here&#8217;s a marathon pod in which we try to and fail to make sense of the chaos.</p>
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<p>Discussed in this episode:</p>
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<li>2020 NHL Draft</li>
<li>2020 NHL Free agency</li>
<li>Washington Capitals defense</li>
<li>Braden Holtby to Vancouver</li>
<li>Nate Schmidt to Vancouver</li>
<li>Karl Alzner buyout</li>
<li>Travis Boyd to Toronto</li>
<li>Matt Murray&#8217;s big contract with Ottawa</li>
<li>Injuries to the Bruins and Stars</li>
<li>Retirements of Mike Green, Matt Niskanen, and Justin Williams</li>
<li>The 2021 season</li>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. We&#8217;re trying to get it back on Spotify also, but it&#8217;s hard. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
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<p>Thank you to Young Rising Sons for our theme song. You can <a href="https://twitter.com/camdenwelles">find new music from the band, now under the name Camden Welles</a>.</p>
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<itunes:summary>There has been so much happening; it’s exhausting. From beloved fan faves sending their wagons westward to an uncertain future for the NHL altogether, here’s a marathon pod in which we try to and fail to make sense of the chaos. Discussed in this episode: 2020 NHL Draft 2020 NHL Free agency Washington Capitals defense</itunes:summary>
<googleplay:description>There has been so much happening; it’s exhausting. From beloved fan faves sending their wagons westward to an uncertain future for the NHL altogether, here’s a marathon pod in which we try to and fail to make sense of the chaos. Discussed in this episode: 2020 NHL Draft 2020 NHL Free agency Washington Capitals defense</googleplay:description>
	<dc:creator>thecrew@russianmachineneverbreaks.com (RMNB)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>There has been so much happening; it&amp;#8217;s exhausting. From beloved fan faves sending their wagons westward to an uncertain future for the NHL altogether, here&amp;#8217;s a marathon pod in which we try to and fail to make sense of the chaos. Discussed in this episode: 2020 NHL Draft 2020 NHL Free agency Washington Capitals defense</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>rmnb,hockey,nhl,alex,ovechkin,washington,capitals</itunes:keywords></item>
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		<title>Meet Peter Laviolette and the Washington Lavitals</title>
		<link>https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/09/16/meet-peter-laviolette-and-the-washington-lavitals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2020 09:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Peter Laviolette]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[Peter Laviolette has taken the reins of the Washington Capitals, ushering in the era of the Washington Lavitals. In today&#8217;s episode, Peter and Ian try to figure out what that means. Discussed in this episode: Lavs hired Holtby to free agency What the Caps were looking for in their next coach Podcast The RMNB Podcast]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peter Laviolette has taken the reins of the Washington Capitals, ushering in the era of the Washington Lavitals. In today&#8217;s episode, Peter and Ian try to figure out what that means.</p>
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<p>Discussed in this episode:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/09/15/capitals-hire-peter-laviolette-as-new-head-coach/">Lavs hired</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/09/15/brian-maclellan-on-braden-holtby-i-would-expect-him-to-go-to-free-agency/">Holtby to free agency</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/08/23/brian-maclellan-says-next-capitals-head-coach-will-need-to-be-experienced-we-need-someone-who-can-come-in-and-push-some-buttons/">What the Caps were looking for in their next coach</a></li>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. We&#8217;re trying to get it back on Spotify also, but it&#8217;s hard. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
<h2>Video</h2>
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<p>Ugh, we had all kinds of trouble with the video in this one. Sorry about that!</p>
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<itunes:summary>Peter Laviolette has taken the reins of the Washington Capitals, ushering in the era of the Washington Lavitals. In today’s episode, Peter and Ian try to figure out what that means. Discussed in this episode: Lavs hired Holtby to free agency What the Caps were looking for in their next coach Podcast The RMNB Podcast</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Power-ranking the next coach of the Washington Capitals</title>
		<link>https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/08/24/power-ranking-the-next-coach-of-the-washington-capitals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2020 12:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[power ranking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Todd Reirden]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[With Todd Reirden out, it&#8217;s time for us to recklessly speculate about who could take over. This episode has a lot of visual stuff in it, so my apologies for the audio-only version being insufficient. Discussed in this episode: Todd Reirden fired What the Caps are looking for in their next coach MAF murdered, kind]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With Todd Reirden out, it&#8217;s time for us to recklessly speculate about who could take over.</p>
<p><span id="more-369312"></span></p>
<p>This episode has a lot of visual stuff in it, so my apologies for the audio-only version being insufficient.</p>
<p>Discussed in this episode:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/08/23/report-caps-fire-todd-reirden/">Todd Reirden fired</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/08/23/brian-maclellan-says-next-capitals-head-coach-will-need-to-be-experienced-we-need-someone-who-can-come-in-and-push-some-buttons/">What the Caps are looking for in their next coach</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/08/22/marc-andre-fleury-impaled-by-sword/">MAF murdered, kind of</a></li>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
<h2>Video</h2>
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<p>Thank you to Young Rising Sons for our theme song. You can <a href="https://twitter.com/camdenwelles">find new music from the band, now under the name Camden Welles</a>.</p>
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<googleplay:description>With Todd Reirden out, it’s time for us to recklessly speculate about who could take over. This episode has a lot of visual stuff in it, so my apologies for the audio-only version being insufficient. Discussed in this episode: Todd Reirden fired What the Caps are looking for in their next coach MAF murdered, kind</googleplay:description>
	<dc:creator>thecrew@russianmachineneverbreaks.com (RMNB)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>With Todd Reirden out, it&amp;#8217;s time for us to recklessly speculate about who could take over. This episode has a lot of visual stuff in it, so my apologies for the audio-only version being insufficient. Discussed in this episode: Todd Reirden fired What the Caps are looking for in their next coach MAF murdered, kind</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>rmnb,hockey,nhl,alex,ovechkin,washington,capitals</itunes:keywords></item>
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		<title>Is a sweep imminent for the Washington Capitals?</title>
		<link>https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/08/18/is-a-sweep-imminent-for-the-washington-capitals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2020 10:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Caps are in a hole, and not even a good one like Bag End. Can they escape? Probably not. But can they regain some of their dignity? Also unlikely, but let&#8217;s rant about it anyway. Podcast The RMNB Podcast is on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. Please consider leaving a review. Thank you for listening, and thanks to]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Caps are in a hole, and not even a good one like Bag End. Can they escape? Probably not. But can they regain some of their dignity? Also unlikely, but let&#8217;s rant about it anyway.</p>
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<h2>Podcast</h2>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
<p>Our discussion mostly covers these two stories:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/08/17/if-the-capitals-lose-to-the-islanders-changes-are-likely-coming-but-what-is-debatable/">If the Capitals lose to the Islanders, changes are likely coming. But what, is debatable.</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/08/17/todd-reirden-capitals-shit-the-bed/">The <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f985.png" alt="🦅" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f4a9.png" alt="💩" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> the <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/17.0.2/72x72/1f6cf.png" alt="🛏" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></a></li>
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<h2>Video</h2>
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<p>Thank you to Young Rising Sons for our theme song. You can <a href="https://twitter.com/camdenwelles">find new music from the band, now under the name Camden Welles</a>.</p>
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<itunes:summary>The Caps are in a hole, and not even a good one like Bag End. Can they escape? Probably not. But can they regain some of their dignity? Also unlikely, but let’s rant about it anyway. Podcast The RMNB Podcast is on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. Please consider leaving a review. Thank you for listening, and thanks to</itunes:summary>
<googleplay:description>The Caps are in a hole, and not even a good one like Bag End. Can they escape? Probably not. But can they regain some of their dignity? Also unlikely, but let’s rant about it anyway. Podcast The RMNB Podcast is on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. Please consider leaving a review. Thank you for listening, and thanks to</googleplay:description>
	<dc:creator>thecrew@russianmachineneverbreaks.com (RMNB)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>The Caps are in a hole, and not even a good one like Bag End. Can they escape? Probably not. But can they regain some of their dignity? Also unlikely, but let&amp;#8217;s rant about it anyway. Podcast The RMNB Podcast is on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. Please consider leaving a review. Thank you for listening, and thanks to</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>rmnb,hockey,nhl,alex,ovechkin,washington,capitals</itunes:keywords></item>
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		<title>RMNB Interview Series: Adam Eaton talks World Series run, Nationals’ championship celebration at Capitals game</title>
		<link>https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/04/27/rmnb-interview-series-adam-eaton-talks-world-series-run-nationals-championship-celebration-at-capitals-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2020 06:52:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[During the coronavirus pandemic, I&#8217;ve been considering how I can be more of the new-media journalist I want to be and use the vast connections I&#8217;ve created over the last decade. So, with Peter&#8217;s help, I&#8217;ve created the RMNB Interview Series. Imagine a long, in-depth interview that is supplemental to the RMNB Podcast (which Peter]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>During the coronavirus pandemic, I&#8217;ve been considering how I can be more of the new-media journalist I want to be and use the vast connections I&#8217;ve created over the last decade. So, with Peter&#8217;s help, I&#8217;ve created the <em>RMNB Interview Series</em>. Imagine a long, in-depth interview that is supplemental to the RMNB Podcast (which Peter and I will still do). It will cover topics people really care about or may not know they cared about. </p>
<p>My first guest is a baseball player: Nationals&#8217; World Series champion <strong>Adam Eaton</strong>. Eaton lives in Michigan and is a huge hockey and Washington Capitals fan. </p>
<p>During our chat, Adam takes us behind-the-scenes of the Capitals&#8217; Stanley Cup celebration at Nationals Park in 2018, the Nats&#8217; World Series run, the team&#8217;s postgame celebrations (and how they compared to the Caps&#8217;), catching Ovi&#8217;s first pitch in the playoffs, and the Nats&#8217; World Series celebration at Capital One Arena. Eaton also goes in-depth on the how and the why of the shirtless Zamboni incident and reveals never-before-known details about that night. The interview, which was only supposed to last 30-45 minutes goes over 90.</p>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
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<p>Thank you to Young Rising Sons for our theme song. You can <a href="https://twitter.com/camdenwelles">find new music from the band now under the name Camden Welles</a>.</p>
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<itunes:summary>During the coronavirus pandemic, I’ve been considering how I can be more of the new-media journalist I want to be and use the vast connections I’ve created over the last decade. So, with Peter’s help, I’ve created the RMNB Interview Series. Imagine a long, in-depth interview that is supplemental to the RMNB Podcast (which Peter</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Panic: the podcast</title>
		<link>https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/02/22/panic-the-podcast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Feb 2020 11:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Without explanation, the Washington Capitals have suddenly become bad. In today&#8217;s podcast, Peter and Ian try to wrap their smooth smooth brains around the complicated problem of &#8220;what happens when your team starts sucking out of nowhere?&#8221; Podcast The RMNB Podcast is on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. Please consider leaving a review. Thank you for listening, and thanks]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Without explanation, the Washington Capitals have suddenly become bad. In today&#8217;s podcast, Peter and Ian try to wrap their smooth smooth brains around the complicated problem of &#8220;what happens when your team starts sucking out of nowhere?&#8221;</p>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
<p>Some tweets:</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here&#39;s the share of xG and shot attempts the Caps have owned over time. The gap between volume and quality at the end is wild. They&#39;re almost even in volume but destroyed when weighted by quality, which I think speaks to tactical dysfunction (breakaways). <a href="https://t.co/5faCvzTvQl">pic.twitter.com/5faCvzTvQl</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Peter Hassett (@peterhassett) <a href="https://twitter.com/peterhassett/status/1230879423542571009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 21, 2020</a></p></blockquote>
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<itunes:summary>Without explanation, the Washington Capitals have suddenly become bad. In today’s podcast, Peter and Ian try to wrap their smooth smooth brains around the complicated problem of “what happens when your team starts sucking out of nowhere?” Podcast The RMNB Podcast is on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. Please consider leaving a review. Thank you for listening, and thanks</itunes:summary>
<googleplay:description>Without explanation, the Washington Capitals have suddenly become bad. In today’s podcast, Peter and Ian try to wrap their smooth smooth brains around the complicated problem of “what happens when your team starts sucking out of nowhere?” Podcast The RMNB Podcast is on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. Please consider leaving a review. Thank you for listening, and thanks</googleplay:description>
	<dc:creator>thecrew@russianmachineneverbreaks.com (RMNB)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>Without explanation, the Washington Capitals have suddenly become bad. In today&amp;#8217;s podcast, Peter and Ian try to wrap their smooth smooth brains around the complicated problem of &amp;#8220;what happens when your team starts sucking out of nowhere?&amp;#8221; Podcast The RMNB Podcast is on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. Please consider leaving a review. Thank you for listening, and thanks</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>rmnb,hockey,nhl,alex,ovechkin,washington,capitals</itunes:keywords></item>
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		<title>X’s and the Orioles</title>
		<link>https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/02/08/xs-and-the-orioles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Feb 2020 10:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In our latest casted pod, Ian recounts his adventure at the Laughlin Family Foundation dinner and meeting Orioles legend Brooks Robinson, we discuss the Ovi goal explosion, whether John Carlson is a dad or a bro, Samsonov vs Holtby, and what&#8217;s wrong with the power play. There&#8217;s a lot here. Podcast The RMNB Podcast is]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In our latest casted pod, Ian recounts his adventure at the <a href="https://thelaughlinfamilyfoundation.org/">Laughlin Family Foundation</a> dinner and <a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2020/02/06/my-mom-was-injured-in-a-fatal-memorial-stadium-escalator-accident-in-1964-heres-how-brooks-robinson-made-her-cry-55-years-later/">meeting Orioles legend Brooks Robinson</a>, we discuss the Ovi goal explosion, whether John Carlson is a <em>dad</em> or a <em>bro</em>, Samsonov vs Holtby, and what&#8217;s wrong with the power play. There&#8217;s a lot here.</p>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
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<p>Thank you to Young Rising Sons for our theme song. You can <a href="https://twitter.com/camdenwelles">find new music from the band now under the name Camden Welles</a>.</p>
<p><em>Headline photo: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/B8QdxaEhd2q/">@ianrmnb</a></em></p>
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<itunes:summary>In our latest casted pod, Ian recounts his adventure at the Laughlin Family Foundation dinner and meeting Orioles legend Brooks Robinson, we discuss the Ovi goal explosion, whether John Carlson is a dad or a bro, Samsonov vs Holtby, and what’s wrong with the power play. There’s a lot here. Podcast The RMNB Podcast is</itunes:summary>
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	<dc:creator>thecrew@russianmachineneverbreaks.com (RMNB)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>In our latest casted pod, Ian recounts his adventure at the Laughlin Family Foundation dinner and meeting Orioles legend Brooks Robinson, we discuss the Ovi goal explosion, whether John Carlson is a dad or a bro, Samsonov vs Holtby, and what&amp;#8217;s wrong with the power play. There&amp;#8217;s a lot here. Podcast The RMNB Podcast is</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>rmnb,hockey,nhl,alex,ovechkin,washington,capitals</itunes:keywords></item>
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		<title>Pre-anniversary party podcast</title>
		<link>https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/12/06/pre-anniversary-party-podcast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2019 20:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re turning 10 years old next week, so, uh, Is Party Soon. To mark the occasion and get you psyched for it, Ian and I hit the big red button on the podcast machine. In today&#8217;s episode: Thornton&#8217;s heel turn, MacKinnon and Alzner wanting less money, the reckoning for authority figures in hockey, aaaaand Baby]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re turning 10 years old next week, so, uh, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/715856045566482/"><em>Is Party Soon</em></a>. To mark the occasion and get you psyched for it, Ian and I hit the big red button on the podcast machine.</p>
<p>In today&#8217;s episode: Thornton&#8217;s heel turn, MacKinnon and Alzner wanting less money, the reckoning for authority figures in hockey, aaaaand Baby Yoda.</p>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
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<p>Thank you to Young Rising Sons for our theme song. You can <a href="https://twitter.com/camdenwelles">find new music from the band now under the name Camden Welles</a>.</p>
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		<title>An interview with AHL linesman Tommy George</title>
		<link>https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/07/11/an-interview-with-ahl-linesmen-tommy-george/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jul 2019 03:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Tommy George is an AHL official that has local roots. Tommy played club hockey at Urbana High School in Frederick County and eventually donned the stripes in the Olympic games. He&#8217;s also done IIHF events like the World Championship. You&#8217;ve likely seen him in Hershey as a linesman during Bears games. So naturally, I had]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Tommy George</strong> <a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2014/02/24/from-attending-caps-games-to-reffing-in-sochi-frederick-native-tommy-george-officiates-in-the-olympics/">is an AHL official that has local roots</a>. Tommy played club hockey at Urbana High School in Frederick County and eventually donned the stripes in the Olympic games. He&#8217;s also done IIHF events like the World Championship. You&#8217;ve likely seen him in Hershey as a linesman during Bears games.</p>
<p>So naturally, I had to ask him all the important questions like <em>What are the mean things hockey players say to each other on the ice?</em> and <em>What&#8217;s it like to break up a hockey fight?</em></p>
<p>Tommy also chatted about the Old Fat Bald Guys hockey tournament happening at SkateFrederick this weekend, which is for a very, very good cause.</p>
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<p>The first 30 minutes of our conversation is focused on the OFGB tourney and our shared local roots in Frederick County. The rest of the conversation dives into what it&#8217;s like being an official. It&#8217;s a great listen. I hope you enjoy.</p>
<p>And now, here&#8217;s more about the tournament <a href="http://www.ofbghockey.com">via the OFBG website</a>.</p>
<p><strong>2019 Old Fat Bald Guys Summer Hockey Tournament</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>The 15th Annual Old Fat Bald Guys Ice Hockey Tournament will take place at Skate Frederick in Frederick, Maryland from July 12th-14th, 2019. This is a tournament for adult ice hockey players of all skill levels who have a passion for hockey, friendship, camaraderie and family. Over $40,000 has been raised through auctions held at the tournament each year benefiting various charities and non-profit organizations in and around the Frederick, Maryland community.</p>
<p>To honor the memory of David Anthony “Tony” Johnson, respect the wishes of his family and benefit the community, Old Fat Bald Guys Hockey will donate all proceeds from the silent auction at this year’s tournament to Platoon 22. This 501-c3 non-profit organization helps service veterans combat PTSD, and ultimately prevent these heroes from taking their own lives. The name Platoon 22 is symbolic of the estimated twenty-two U.S. service veterans who take their own lives every day due to PTSD. For more information please visit <a href="https://platoon22.org/">www.Platoon22.org</a>.</p>
<p>We are seeking auction donors / donations, and tournament sponsors to help us raise money for Platoon 22 in memory of David Anthony “Tony” Johnson. We hope we can count on you as a sponsor or donor. We appreciate your help and support and hope to see you at the tournament!</p>
<p><strong>Schedule</strong></p>
<p><strong>Friday, July 12, 2019</strong></p>
<p>8:00 AM Golf Tournament &#8211; Glade Valley Golf Course, Walkersville, Maryland<br />
6:00 PM Hockey Tournament Begins *</p>
<p><strong>Saturday, July 13, 2019</strong></p>
<p>8:30 AM Hockey Tournament Resumes *<br />
11:00 AM Silent and Raffle Auctions Begin #<br />
6:00 PM Silent and Raffle Auctions End #<br />
7:30 PM Live Auction Begins #<br />
10:00 PM Party at Rink Ends</p>
<p><strong>Sunday, July 14, 2019</strong></p>
<p>10:00 AM Hockey Tournament Resumes *<br />
12:00 PM Bronze Medal Game *<br />
2:00 PM Gold Medal Game * </p>
<p>* all game times tentative, and are subject to change<br />
# auction times are exact
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<p><strong>Auction items</strong></p>
<p><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/capitals-championship-belt.jpg?resize=800%2C600&#038;ssl=1" alt="" width="800" height="600" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-332319" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/capitals-championship-belt.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/capitals-championship-belt.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/capitals-championship-belt.jpg?resize=456%2C342&amp;ssl=1 456w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/capitals-championship-belt.jpg?resize=375%2C281&amp;ssl=1 375w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px" /></p>
<p><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/signed-referee-jersey.jpg?resize=1342%2C1801&#038;ssl=1" alt="" width="1342" height="1801" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-332317" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/signed-referee-jersey.jpg?w=1520&amp;ssl=1 1520w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/signed-referee-jersey.jpg?resize=768%2C1031&amp;ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/signed-referee-jersey.jpg?resize=960%2C1288&amp;ssl=1 960w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/signed-referee-jersey.jpg?resize=456%2C612&amp;ssl=1 456w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/signed-referee-jersey.jpg?resize=375%2C503&amp;ssl=1 375w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1342px) 100vw, 1342px" /></p>
<p><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/flying-dog-basket.jpg?resize=1342%2C1799&#038;ssl=1" alt="" width="1342" height="1799" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-332318" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/flying-dog-basket.jpg?w=1504&amp;ssl=1 1504w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/flying-dog-basket.jpg?resize=768%2C1029&amp;ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/flying-dog-basket.jpg?resize=960%2C1287&amp;ssl=1 960w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/flying-dog-basket.jpg?resize=456%2C611&amp;ssl=1 456w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/flying-dog-basket.jpg?resize=375%2C503&amp;ssl=1 375w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1342px) 100vw, 1342px" /></p>
<p><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/caps-tickets.jpg?resize=1183%2C676&#038;ssl=1" alt="" width="1183" height="676" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-332320" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/caps-tickets.jpg?w=1183&amp;ssl=1 1183w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/caps-tickets.jpg?resize=768%2C439&amp;ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/caps-tickets.jpg?resize=960%2C549&amp;ssl=1 960w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/caps-tickets.jpg?resize=456%2C261&amp;ssl=1 456w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/caps-tickets.jpg?resize=375%2C214&amp;ssl=1 375w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1183px) 100vw, 1183px" /></p>
<p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/oldfatbaldguyshockey/">You can see everything on the OFBG Facebook page.</a></p>
<p>They&#8217;ll also be selling these shirts, but get there early on Saturday.</p>
<p><img data-recalc-dims="1" loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/old-fat-guys-shirt.jpg?resize=1342%2C975&#038;ssl=1" alt="" width="1342" height="975" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-332321" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/old-fat-guys-shirt.jpg?w=1647&amp;ssl=1 1647w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/old-fat-guys-shirt.jpg?resize=768%2C558&amp;ssl=1 768w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/old-fat-guys-shirt.jpg?resize=960%2C698&amp;ssl=1 960w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/old-fat-guys-shirt.jpg?resize=456%2C331&amp;ssl=1 456w, https://i0.wp.com/russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/old-fat-guys-shirt.jpg?resize=375%2C273&amp;ssl=1 375w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1342px) 100vw, 1342px" /></p>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
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		<title>An RMNB Independence Day news roundup podcast</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jul 2019 09:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Happy July 4, everyone! We hope you have a fun, safe day. Yummy down on some hot dogs and frothy drinks and whatever. Maybe one way to kick off the day is with this hot fresh podcast. In this episode, Peter and Ian recount all the news of the off-season. There&#8217;s a lot of it,]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy July 4, everyone! We hope you have a fun, safe day. Yummy down on some hot dogs and frothy drinks and whatever. Maybe one way to kick off the day is with this hot fresh podcast. In this episode, Peter and Ian recount all the news of the off-season. There&#8217;s a lot of it, so we had to go lightning-round mode.</p>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
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		<title>What went wrong</title>
		<link>https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/04/29/what-went-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2019 09:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Enough time has passed that we can now talk about the end of the 2018-19 Capitals without sobbing. In this podcast, Ian and Peter discuss what went wrong for the team – but also for themselves. (Like the Caps, we&#8217;ve had some unfortunate setbacks in the past month.) But we can also now look ahead]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Enough time has passed that we can now talk about the end of the 2018-19 Capitals without sobbing. In this podcast, Ian and Peter discuss what went wrong for the team – but also for themselves. (Like the Caps, we&#8217;ve had some unfortunate setbacks in the past month.)</p>
<p>But we can also now look ahead – at a summer that will bring changes and opportunities. I&#8217;m looking forward to it.</p>
<p>Oh, and Ian goes off on a wild rant. So enjoy that.</p>
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<p><em>p.s. after Ian and I chatted about our problems, he promptly reported the flat tire you see above. Woof. Our luck sucks.</em></p>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">Apple Podcasts</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
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<itunes:summary>Enough time has passed that we can now talk about the end of the 2018-19 Capitals without sobbing. In this podcast, Ian and Peter discuss what went wrong for the team – but also for themselves. (Like the Caps, we’ve had some unfortunate setbacks in the past month.) But we can also now look ahead</itunes:summary>
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	<dc:creator>thecrew@russianmachineneverbreaks.com (RMNB)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>Enough time has passed that we can now talk about the end of the 2018-19 Capitals without sobbing. In this podcast, Ian and Peter discuss what went wrong for the team – but also for themselves. (Like the Caps, we&amp;#8217;ve had some unfortunate setbacks in the past month.) But we can also now look ahead</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>rmnb,hockey,nhl,alex,ovechkin,washington,capitals</itunes:keywords></item>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2019 09:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Isabelle Khurshudyan has been covering the Capitals for the Washington Post for several years now, but we&#8217;ve never actually spoken. Until now. After Brooks Orpik scored the OTGWG in Game Two, Peter and Izzy finally got together to discuss Caps vs Canes, why everyone loves Orpik, how Todd Reirden is different from Barry Trotz. And]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isabelle Khurshudyan has been covering the Capitals for the Washington Post for several years now, but we&#8217;ve never actually spoken. Until now. After Brooks Orpik scored the OTGWG in Game Two, Peter and Izzy finally got together to discuss Caps vs Canes, why everyone loves Orpik, how Todd Reirden is different from Barry Trotz. And then, at the end, we talked about Game of Thrones or a long while. Enjoy!</p>
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<p><strong>Notes</strong>!</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2019/04/09/capitals-prepare-stanley-cup-defense-todd-reirdens-son-faces-ongoing-battle-his-own/">Izzy&#8217;s excellent profile of Todd Reirden</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2019/04/14/this-could-be-brooks-orpiks-last-run-with-capitals-hes-making-it-count/">Caps love them some Batya</a></li>
<li>Izzy&#8217;s <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ikhurshudyan/">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/ikhurshudyan">Twitter</a></li>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">iTunes</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
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		<title>The Whirlwind</title>
		<link>https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/03/03/the-whirlwind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2019 14:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[What a week it&#8217;s been in the hockey world. In today&#8217;s episode of the podcast, Ian and I track back through the trade deadline with an eye on the playoff race. Plus, Manny and Bryce leave the DMV. Notes! Peter on the Jensen/Hagelin moves Backstrom on Harper&#8217;s exit Gaming the playoff race Ovechkin hit a]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a week it&#8217;s been in the hockey world. In today&#8217;s episode of the podcast, Ian and I track back through the trade deadline with an eye on the playoff race. Plus, Manny and Bryce leave the DMV.</p>
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<p><strong>Notes</strong>!</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/02/23/the-caps-are-cup-contenders-again/">Peter on the Jensen/Hagelin moves</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/03/02/nicklas-backstrom-on-bryce-harper-leaving-washington-whatever-makes-him-happy-i-guess/">Backstrom on Harper&#8217;s exit</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/03/02/the-caps-and-isles-are-virtually-tied-for-first-in-the-metro-but-look-out-below/">Gaming the playoff race</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/03/01/alex-ovechkin-sets-record-for-most-45-goal-seasons-in-nhl-history/">Ovechkin hit a milestone and hardly anyone noticed</a></li>
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<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">iTunes</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
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		<title>Red eyes and deadlines</title>
		<link>https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/02/18/red-eyes-and-deadlines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2019 14:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The trade deadline is but scant days away, so it&#8217;s time for Peter and Ian log onto the podcast one last time to ask the age-old question, are the Caps good? The team has problems &#8212; big problems &#8212; but they seem poised to make the playoffs &#8230; except Ian isn&#8217;t so sure. That, plus]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The trade deadline is but scant days away, so it&#8217;s time for Peter and Ian log onto the podcast one last time to ask the age-old question, <em>are the Caps good?</em> The team has problems &#8212; big problems &#8212; but they seem poised to make the playoffs &#8230; except Ian isn&#8217;t so sure. That, plus sleep problems and almost no esports chatter at all on the RMNB podcast.</p>
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<p><strong>Notes</strong>!</p>
<ul>
<li>Playoff predictions from <a href="https://theathletic.com/773095/2019/02/16/the-athletics-2019-nhl-trade-deadline-tracker/">The Athletic</a>, <a href="http://moneypuck.com/predictions.htm">Moneypuck</a>, and <a href="https://hockeyviz.com/future/makePlayoffsEast/2019-02-17">Hockeyviz</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/02/14/rush-goals-are-killing-the-caps/">Rush goals: an epidemiological study</a></li>
<li>Carolina is an offensive juggernaut <a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/02/17/hurricanes-make-shirts-mocking-don-cherry/">in addition to being fun</a></li>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Carolina is the most offensively potent team of the last decade. <a href="https://t.co/wa49gMd6Jr">pic.twitter.com/wa49gMd6Jr</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Peter Hassett (@peterhassett) <a href="https://twitter.com/peterhassett/status/1097235157977874433?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 17, 2019</a></p></blockquote>
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<li>How teams look heading into the deadline:</li>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">5v5 and special teams as of this morning (reupload to fix color-coding on PK%) <a href="https://t.co/fF8iUgt60B">pic.twitter.com/fF8iUgt60B</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Peter Hassett (@peterhassett) <a href="https://twitter.com/peterhassett/status/1097145049316577281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 17, 2019</a></p></blockquote>
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<itunes:summary>The trade deadline is but scant days away, so it’s time for Peter and Ian log onto the podcast one last time to ask the age-old question, are the Caps good? The team has problems — big problems — but they seem poised to make the playoffs … except Ian isn’t so sure. That, plus</itunes:summary>
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		<title>The All-Star Game, the bye week, and looming Voldemort</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2019 14:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Caps&#8217; bye week has come at just the right time. Ian and I have come up for air to discuss the All-Star Game, the hidden virtues of the glow puck, slump blame, and Voldemort. Plus, a short chat with a young Caps fan who was at the ASG game and still doesn&#8217;t like Crosby.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Caps&#8217; bye week has come at just the right time. Ian and I have come up for air to discuss the All-Star Game, the hidden virtues of the glow puck, slump blame, and Voldemort. Plus, a short chat with a young Caps fan who was at the ASG game and <em>still</em> doesn&#8217;t like Crosby.</p>
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<p><strong>Notes</strong>!</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/01/25/john-carlson-wins-hardest-shot-competition-with-102-8-mph-slap-shot/">John Carlson wins hardest shot</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/01/26/braden-holtby-john-carlson-and-todd-reirden-win-2019-all-star-game-tournament-with-metropolitan-division/">Metro wins overall</a></li>
<li>Peter plays <a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/01/25/caps-slump-blame/">the blame game</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/01/26/paydecker-ccm-gives-brianna-decker-25k-prize-money-after-registering-fastest-time-on-passing-challenge/">#PayDecker</a></li>
<li>The tracking data news and <a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/01/27/how-puck-and-player-tracking-data-will-transform-how-we-understand-hockey/">Peter&#8217;s analysis</a></li>
<li>Here&#8217;s the updated trending bar on mobile</li>
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<ul>
<li>Here&#8217;s a bunch of Martin&#8217;s good tweets:</li>
</ul>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/mnegrod/status/1089308270764781569" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/mnegrod/status/1089308270764781569</a></p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/mnegrod/status/1089567577418784768" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/mnegrod/status/1089567577418784768</a></p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/mnegrod/status/1089555853974204416" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/mnegrod/status/1089555853974204416</a></p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/mnegrod/status/1089358356463050752" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/mnegrod/status/1089358356463050752</a></p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/mnegrod/status/1088985627322769408" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/mnegrod/status/1088985627322769408</a></p>
<p><strong>The RMNB Podcast is on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/russian-machine-never-breaks/id854180903">iTunes</a> and <a href="https://play.google.com/music/m/Ieb3uxtss5lcsljx7qauwocclta?t=RMNB_Podcast">Google Play</a>. Please consider leaving a review. </strong>Thank you for listening, and thanks to all our patrons for making this possible.</p>
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		<title>The slumpty dance is your chance to do the slump</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2019 10:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[With five consecutive, agonizing losses in the immediate rearview, Ian and I thought this was the perfect time to get together and discuss anything but the current slump. So here is some chat about the slump and a lot about black-suit Spider-Man, picklebacks, drinking too much soda, esports, the guitar solo in What I Got, internet]]></description>
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<p><strong>Notes!</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/01/20/what-in-the-world-blackhawks-beat-caps-8-5/">Caps lose in Chicago</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/01/20/capitals-hold-players-only-meeting-after-8-5-loss-to-blackhawks/">Caps discuss players-only meeting</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/01/20/todd-reirden-starts-devante-smith-pelly-against-chicago-after-racial-taunts-nearly-a-year-ago/">DSP vs Chicago</a></li>
<li>All-Star Game history: <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/26/sports/hockey/being-last-nhl-star-picked-is-a-dubious-honor.html">Kessel</a>, <a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2015/01/23/alex-ovechkin-campaigned-to-be-drafted-last-in-the-all-star-fantasy-draft-to-win-a-new-car/">Ovi</a>, and <a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2016/01/02/alex-ovechkin-named-metropolitan-captain-for-all-star-game/#more-260061">John Scott</a></li>
</ul>
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		<title>The King of the Jungle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2018 10:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[On Tuesday, Caps forward Tom Wilson was injured in a hit from Knights forward Ryan Reaves. Of the hit, Reaves said, &#8220;[Wilson] was just looking at his pass and ran into a lion in the jungle.&#8221; Except lions don&#8217;t live in jungles. Tigers and cougars and leopards and jaguars live in jungles. Everyone should know]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On Tuesday, Caps forward <strong>Tom Wilson</strong> was injured in a hit from Knights forward <strong>Ryan Reaves</strong>. <a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2018/12/05/ryan-reaves-on-his-hit-on-tom-wilson-he-was-just-looking-at-his-pass-and-ran-into-a-lion-in-the-jungle/">Of the hit, Reaves said</a>, &#8220;[Wilson] was just looking at his pass and ran into a lion in the jungle.&#8221; Except lions don&#8217;t live in jungles. Tigers and cougars and leopards and jaguars live in jungles. Everyone should know this, so Ian and I talked about this topic and only this topic for a solid hour.</p>
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<p><strong>Notes!</strong></p>
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<li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq6j7mABo04/">Ian speaks to the Caps STHers at Clyde&#8217;s</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8sclYxNv_M">George Parros vs Colton Orr</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2018/11/26/karl-alzner-has-been-waived-by-the-montreal-canadiens/">Karl Alzner waived</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/25408659/carolina-hurricanes-place-goaltender-scott-darling-waivers">Darling waived</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/peterhassett/status/860654556526628864">Peter&#8217;s dumb tweet</a></li>
<li><a href="https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2018/12/05/tom-wilson-leaves-game-after-late-blindside-hit-by-ryan-reaves/">Ryan Reaves injured Tom Wilson</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000409/">Brendan Fraser&#8217;s IMDB</a>, <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106004/?ref_=nv_sr_1">Frasier&#8217;s IMDB</a></li>
<li>Using Corsica&#8217;s data, here are the <a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eK0ArC7DntNBMjKAppyujoAVSr_8UDlxeAEGffoc9Ps/edit#gid=0">forwards with the lowest penalty differentials</a> since 2013-14:</li>
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<itunes:summary>On Tuesday, Caps forward Tom Wilson was injured in a hit from Knights forward Ryan Reaves. Of the hit, Reaves said, “[Wilson] was just looking at his pass and ran into a lion in the jungle.” Except lions don’t live in jungles. Tigers and cougars and leopards and jaguars live in jungles. Everyone should know</itunes:summary>
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