Coffee with Jesus

The Shallow End

2014-04-24T07:00:00.000-05:00

For the record, because it's important... Joe's denominational affiliation is not Catholic, as far as we know. He's never told us. He's ambiguous like that. The collar is just an easy way to identify him as some sort of pastor. Also, his last name is Ortiz, or Lopez, or Gutierrez or Gomez, or Sanchez. We forget. It ends in a "Z" though, that much we remember.

I Have No Free Will

2014-04-23T07:00:00.000-05:00

Oh, the commenters on Facebook are having a field day with this one. Blah blah blah, yak yak yak. Shut up and quit making your points so I can make mine.

More Like You

2014-04-20T07:00:00.000-05:00

All those annoying extra people showing up in church on Easter, taking up the parking spots, smelling all fancy, looking so clean, acting all holy.

It is Finished

2014-04-18T06:55:00.000-05:00

Or as Robert Powell exclaimed in the overly dramatic Franco Zeffirelli miniseries "Jesus of Nazareth,"... "It!.... Is!... Fff... Accomplished!"

Hollow Easter Bunny

2014-04-16T07:00:00.000-05:00

Kevin is our resident agnostic. He still talks to Jesus. His mom loves him. He loves his Easter candy.

A Classic - Attached to an Advertisement

2014-04-15T18:00:00.000-05:00

We occasionally have to promote the book. So, this.

Click the link below the image to be taken to Amazon. Buy a dozen.

Yes, you click this now!

Blood Moon Fallout

2014-04-15T07:00:00.000-05:00

John Haggee will never go broke predicting the Apocalypse. His "Blood Moon" book is a bestseller. Unfortunately.

Commonality

2014-04-11T07:00:00.000-05:00

If you've ever read the comments on these comics on Facebook, you know where we got the idea for this one. Carl is so sure he's right. And so is everyone else. And that's why we have 40,000 strains of Christianity.

Morally Failing

2014-04-10T07:00:00.000-05:00

Christian leaders don't get caught cheating, gambling, using porn or whatever; they simply have moral failings. Or that's what the press release from the church would have us believe. Ann's husband Jim was one such failure.

You Can Do This

2014-04-08T07:00:00.000-05:00

Lisa is fun to write for. She, like her husband Carl, practices a very upper-middle class sort of Christianity.

Takes Some Faith

2014-04-05T07:00:00.000-05:00

Kevin isn't much for that old C.S. Lewis argument. Jesus doesn't mind.

A Form of Godliness

2014-04-03T07:00:00.000-05:00

Jesus Freaks

2014-04-01T08:29:00.000-05:00

Not For Nothing

2014-03-26T18:53:00.000-05:00

He's your Lord before he's your friend.

Life is Good

2014-03-26T17:56:00.000-05:00

Life is good, so long as it seems good at the moment...

Fred Phelps

2014-03-21T08:12:00.000-05:00

This is you. This is us.

New Noah Film

2014-03-18T05:48:00.000-05:00

Despite Paramount's best efforts to customize this film to shear some sheep, it probably won't happen.

Honest Agnostic

2014-03-13T20:29:00.000-05:00

Kevin is becoming a total jerk. Jesus tries to tell him how to be a better jerk.

Not So Innocent

2014-03-13T20:18:00.000-05:00

Carl, ever Carl, (God bless him) is a little child of the world.

In Jesus' Name

2014-03-12T09:07:00.001-05:00

Ann invokes the magic words.

More Than We Can Handle

2014-03-10T17:18:00.000-05:00

Lisa misquotes an oft-misquoted verse.

His Craftsmanship

2014-03-07T06:23:00.001-05:00

Kevin... We're getting sick of Kevin.

Kevin started in this series as a guy with honest questions and a lot of pride. He gradually became agnostic and is now becoming antagonistic.

Subpar Sunday School Schlock

2014-03-04T09:45:00.001-05:00

Have you seen the new movie? Neither have we. But Satan weighs in with his review.

Love the Sinner

2014-02-28T07:00:00.000-05:00

This one was kinda big on Facebook; one of our most-seen to date.

A Mighty Thing

2014-02-26T07:00:00.000-05:00

Ann is sick of "all the haters" badmouthing her pastor.