Raid My Minibar: Don't get laid. Get Raid.

Lalala

2010-05-26T12:54:00.001+08:00

Oh and for those of you still here, I've decided to start blogging at Tumblr instead. Less fuss, much more easy and fun.

mistermonday.tumblr.com

See you!

SQS #090

2010-05-16T12:00:00.000+08:00

This week's SQS feature is...

Big Bang in a Big Bang! HAHAHAHAHA.

Look at Taeyang all happy being on top. And Seungri looking like the bottom that he should rightfully be. MMM.

Bonamana!

2010-05-10T11:11:00.001+08:00

Super Junior raped SHINee and stole their Ring Ding Dong sounds. Just saying.

Or they have all suddenly become Bollywood robots.

SQS #089

2010-05-09T22:46:00.002+08:00

Continuing from last week's SQS, we have more Sakurai Sho!

Yep, definitely gay.

This blog has been taken over / BIG BANG COLOR BOOKS WANT

2010-05-09T12:25:00.007+08:00

So yeah, I've not blogged for two months or something now, and that's mostly because I'm too lazy.

And as you can see from the delicious title of this blog post, I am taking over this blog for my own personal nonsense. Meaning I post about my random whinings about my random life and I don't care what anybody else thinks.

(And I have 400+ comments to moderate. Don't care about that either.)

In other news, I HATE BIG BANG.

They've decided to be fucking smart and release photobook after photobook. With different-colored covers. So that they can tempt the morons like me who have to have everything in the same series of things (it's a bad lifelong addiction, I should really stop it.)

2010 Big Show concert making photobook in green
Goodbye 2009, Hello 2010 photobook in orange
G-Dragon concert making photobook in yellow
2010 Big Bang planner in red (or pink according to some people)

THIS IS BULLSHIT. GAH.

And then I thought, why buy the G-Dragon one anyway? I don't even like him that much do I?

AND THEN I SAW THIS STUPID SCAN:

FUCK, MY, MISERABLE, LIFE.

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO TEMPT ME SO? WHY? WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO THEM?

So if you're some Nigerian who wants me to help you transfer money out of your country or something, call me. I'm desperate right about now.

(Let's see how many people actually notice I'm blogging again.)

-Edit-

Ok I've just went through the comments and well you want to know why I've stopped blogging? Because I DON'T WANT MY OBSESSION TO BECOME MY JOB. Try blogging at least once every week for 2 fucking years. Try having people pester you for posts about things you really don't care about. Try spending hours on said post and get JUST 2 COMMENTS. It's frustrating, and I don't care for it.

And you want to know why it's just been SQS for the past few months? Because I've scheduled them MONTHS before. So really, they've just been auto-published without me knowing. So if this has become some soft-porn kingdom, then so be it, I couldn't care less.

So in case you're wondering, yes I'm blogging again. But not like before. Nothing like before. Deal with it.

(And yes I still love most of you, thanks for some of those very sweet comments! :D)

SQS #088

2010-05-02T12:00:00.003+08:00

MORE ANAN YAY.

This week's SQS feature is...

Sakurai Sho!

Is it just me, or do these butt-revealing pictures of him make him look extremely gay? Like "he7 look at my cute butt, you know you wanna stick your dic..."

I'm just saying.

SQS #087

2010-04-25T12:00:00.002+08:00

More Mizushima Hiro this week!

Wet wet wet MMMMM.

SQS #086

2010-04-18T12:00:00.000+08:00

This week's SQS feature is...

Mizushima Hiro!

It's really not that I like him a lot or something, but rather the fact that he keeps taking his shirt off. I mean, if someone comes on to you so persistently, who are you to reject them right? Especially if they're hot. So... *shrugs*

More of him next week!

SQS #085

2010-04-11T12:00:00.000+08:00

This week's SQS feature is...

Bae Soo Bin!

There is a serious lack of wet hot bods in this world. Sigh.

(Once again, some actor I don't know. LOL, I keep featuring people I don't know about.)

SQS #084

2010-04-04T12:00:00.003+08:00

This week, we have abstract porn for our SQS!

Featuring...

KAT-TUN!

Not really seeing the point but hey, for all you KAT-TUN fans. You dumb lot you.

SQS #083

2010-03-28T12:00:00.003+08:00

Continuing from last week's SQS, we have more Song Il Gook this week!

Mmm, is that leather I see? Kinky, I like. xD

SQS #082

2010-03-21T12:00:00.005+08:00

This week's SQS feature is...

Song Il Gook!

No idea who he is but HOT. Shlurp.

More of him to come next week!

SQS #081

2010-03-14T12:00:00.003+08:00

This week's SQS feature is...

2PM's Taecyeon and Chansung for Spris!

Why would they tease us like that, why?!

SQS #080

2010-03-07T12:00:00.001+08:00

Taking your shirt off during a performance is never easy, so who do you guys think did it better?

Is it...

BEAST?

or is it...

MBLAQ?

I personally prefer...

Taeyang of course. 8D

Who do you like best? (And in case you were wondering, that video of Taeyang is the same as one of the previous SQS.)

SQS #079

2010-02-28T12:00:00.002+08:00

This week's SQS feature is requested and provided for by one of my favorite readers, Frash!

We'll be featuring...

Joon from MBLAQ!

Personally, the overwhoring of one's body is not something I find attractive, but since he doesn't seem to mind then who are we mere mortals to complain? 8D

And here are 8 different photos of him doing the exact same thing! :D

SQS #078

2010-02-21T12:00:00.002+08:00

This week's SQS feature is...

MASUDA TAKAHISA of NEWS!

OMG how did I miss this photoshoot? Where the heck did it come from? Are the other NEWS members naked too? SOMEONE GIVE ME LINKS DAMMIT.

SQS #077

2010-02-14T12:00:00.003+08:00

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! And what better way to celebrate V-day by fantasizing about...

YOUNGBAE-APPA & GD-APPA! ♥

HOW CUTE IS TAEYANG YOU TELL ME? I WANT TO MARRY THE GUY AND GET A UTERUS AND HAVE HIS BABIES.

GUH DIES. DO NOT WAKE ME UP FROM MY DREAMS.

(77th SQS too! 7 + 7 = 14! The day today! I am going crazy! LOL.)

Just so you guys know.

2010-02-09T07:17:00.002+08:00

I won't be posting for the next two weeks because as some of you might know, the Lunar New Year is coming up this Saturday. And try as I may, I cannot escape from the preparation process. My mom screams at me, telling me to haul oranges and drinks and all sorts of edibles to my grandparents' place before the new year. Because when you live in a country with the majority of the population being Chinese, the entire country goes into shutdown, ghost-town mode during the first 2 days of the new year. In other words, IF YOU DON'T PREPARE YOU WILL DIE OF ZE HUNGER.

On new year, which is bound to be inauspicious.

After the new year, I will be recovering from the trauma of awkward questions by relatives, like the date of my impending nuptials and such and such. I wonder if they'd still come to my wedding if they knew I was in love with a goat...

Ahem.

And of course, the new year is an excuse for many of us Singaporeans to stay up late, drink copious amounts of beer and gamble away all our red packet money. No time in between for blogging.

The week after that happens to be my exam week. Cruel isn't it, to force us to revise during the festivities? Either way, exams mean my brain will die, and with a dieded brain I cannot has inspiration to write blog.

So yes, just so you guys know.

SQS #076

2010-02-07T12:00:00.003+08:00

Continuing from last week's SQS, we have more 2PM!

I think the brownies smeared all over their naked bodies would be a better advert. But that's just me.

Oh you smell so good...

2010-01-31T22:36:00.003+08:00

Since I've blogged about my previous colognes, it seems like a need to blog about my latest one.

Bvlgari Aqva Pour Homme!

Most expensive one I'm using so far, it smells really spicy at first then slowly mellows out to a fresh scent that is possibly too manly for who I am. But hey, anything for the ladies, am I right guys? :D

So go sniff this cologne and imagine sniffing me. If you're creepy that way that is.

(Oh look! Cologne has a post label! As does Perfume! LOL.)

SQS #075

2010-01-31T12:00:00.004+08:00

This week's SQS feature is...

2PM's Market-o Real Brownie CF!

Now who wouldn't want to poke them like that? *finger twitches*

Thanks Ren!

(More 2PM next week!)

My pick!: Top 40 Kpop songs of 2009 (Rank 1st to 20th)

2010-01-27T12:00:00.017+08:00

Sorry for the lateness but hohoho. Now this list I am very pleased with. I strongly believe that every single song on this list is really epic. Now you might disagree slightly with the top 5 positions, but I daresay that it was such a close fight that it really doesn't matter, all 5 of them will be the best songs you'd have heard in 2009, all 5 of them are interchangeable.

Number 20: Kara - Mister

GUH THE BUTT DANCE WILL KILL US ALL. As if it's not bad enough that this song is repetitive and thus very catchy, they come up with a dance that makes all of them look crazily sexy and cute at the same time. HOW DO THE KOREANS DO IT?

Number 19: 4Minute - Muzik

I think 4minute has gained infamy amongst my friends for how annoying their music is. But honestly, I think annoying is just another way to describe the feeling when a song gets stuck in your head. Which is what makes a good song in my opinion.

This is one of those annoying songs, with dance beats and lyrics so repetitive that they border on hypnotic. Them being a girl group, don't sound typically cutesy like you would come to be accustomed to from Jpop groups. Instead, they're kind of westernized - sexy, dirty yet pretending to be innocent. Just the way I like them girls, yes why don't you go put on that girl's school uniform and bend over...

Not that I'm saying westerners are all sexy and dirty... oh who am I kidding, you guys are FILTHY! But I love you sexy bitches nonetheless. :D (Email me your naughty pictures now.)

Number 18: SHINee - Ring Ding Dong

I know the title sounds weird (I'd ring YOUR ding dong Jonghyun, call me. *wink*) but wait for it - the song has African tribal influences. It's ridiculous in theory but the song becomes really good after a while because well, you just can't forget it. Mainly beats without much of a tune, it's a good thing that SHINee with their vocal prowess is doing this song. Anyone else in SM might have just screwed it up.

Number 17: Davichi - My Man

I loved this song purely because the lyrics are funny as hell ("You gotta be my man, baby I want your love." and "Oh yeah yeah yeah!"). The Engrish displayed in the music video were funny as hell too. Go watch and you'll understand. (I admit, the shirtless dude, Gwangsu of Supernova, in the video made it so much more delicious for me too. Mmm.) Also, no autotune! Not much anyways.

Number 16: F.T. Island - I Hope

One of the rare few songs that don't involve dance or autotune or the such this year. Typical boy band (not boyband, but like a young male band) stuff with pop-rock and loads of dramatic screamy choruses. Much love.

Number 15: Taeyang - Where U At

Taeyang is undoubtedly the Korean Ne-yo. They are so similar it scares me.

Anyways, I love how Taeyang mixes his innocent vibe, mix it with a bit of heartbreak and then pour sexiness all over it and then slap you with a hip thrust while you were trying to process it all.

Dance, R&B, soul. All that good stuff for sex music. You guys know what I'm talking about. Nothing like Taeyang's "mmm mmm mmm"s to bring me over that magical place. 8D

Number 14: SS501 - U R MAN

SS501 minus two members (I'd have named this temporary group SS499 really) apparently equals way more sexy version of SS501? The photobooklet that came with the album had shirtless photos of all three members. The guys dance with shirts opened so wide you can almost see nip... never mind. You know what I'm talking about, go take a listen! Sexy dance pop!

Number 13: G-Dragon feat. Taeyang - Korean Dream

I think it's kind of ironic that this song is only 13th on the list when Heartbreaker placed higher on this list. Here's what I said previously:

"Korean Dream" is my favorite track on the album, and I swear it's not because of Taeyang's involvement in this song. The song with its catchy as heck tune and shoutable lyrics ("Eh oh eh oh!" and "One two step and Turn left to the right below shut Ladies (yeah) and gentlemen (huh)") makes it a great party track. There's so much fun to be had with this song, and you'll know why when you take a listen to it.

Number 12: SHINee - Juliette

This is evidence why JE will never stand a chance against them Kpop boygroups. The dancing for this video was crazy: it was tricky as hell yet they managed it like five pedobait robots. And those tight pants. Oh god.

They did a better job with the song than Corbin Bleu did (yes, the High School Musical dude, you can guess the kind of song this is going to be now), who sang the original song titled "Deal with it". Their version is infused with more electronic beats and is a bit more chaotic, hence leaving you feeling a little overwhelmed (rather than Corbin's version which leaves so much to be desired as it was kind of sparse). I love it when Jonghyun's veins pop in his neck when he sings the high notes, slurp.

Number 11: SNSD - Tell me your wish (Genie)

The weaker of the two main offerings from SNSD this year, the girls take on sexy music and doesn't live up to expectations. That's not to say this is a bad song though, it just seems I've come to expect way more than is possible from SNSD.

But yes, SNSD, stick to cute stuff. But those tiny shorts can stay. :D

Number 10: T-ara & Super Nova - Time to Love

Time to Love is a collaboration between the hardly popular Supernova and the now rapidly rising T-ara. One of the rare few mid-tempo songs in this list, this song is is more of a ballad than a pop song, intertwined with lots of rap. It's a song that has a lot of attitude, a bit of wistfulness and a whole lot of good melodies. I seriously love this song so much.

(And it totally helps that the people picked to sing this song from each group are hot as hell. Gwangsu, someone send me Gwangsu along with the other people I've requested for. Thanks.)

Number 9: Brown Eyed Girls - Abracadabra

Everyone around me judged me when I liked this song, but see how it turned out! I think one of the factors that made this song a major hit was the fact that it was just so strange and so so dirty for it to be just a song. In fact, it's kind of like watching porn with your ears, I can't really explain it any other way.

It'll leave a more lasting impression on you if you watched the video though. That my friend, was considered porn back in the 60s. Make sure your grandma isn't around when you watch it.

(I watched it once with my mom before though. I was trying to show her what HD video was like and the only one I had was this song. Guess how awkward it was when they groped that girl's boobs?)

Number 8: 4Minute - Hot Issue

Similar to MUZIK, 4minute's debut song Hot Issue is not a song to be ignored. You'll either grow to love or hate this song purely because of how addictive/annoying it is. With hilarious lyrics like "4 4 4 4 minute, hot hot hot isshew ah!", how can you hate this song? What is wrong with you people! Dance pop mixed with hip hop, kind of reminiscent of Gwen Stefani's Hollaback girl if you must.

Number 7: G-Dragon - Heartbreaker

Despite all the controversy surrounding this song, you can't deny that it is one of the most catchy songs of the year. Typical dance pop, G-Dragon does well by hiding his vocal flaws with tons of autotune. As I've mentioned previously:

"Heartbreaker" is a thumping club/dance/pop track that's bound to make you want move your body a little. Some people might get turned off by the autotune (or whatever you call that thing that makes his voice synth-y) but I personally think it's a very good tool to hide the flaws in his voice. G-Dragon is not a strong singer per se, but with this vocoder (am I using the wrong word again?) thing, it makes his voice phenomenal.

Number 6: Super Junior-M - Super Girl

All 7 handsome men in suits. Hankyung in shades. Siwon staring at you like he wants you. Really, what else does it take to sell music these days? On first listen, it'll probably sound utterly ridiculous ("Oh my shuper gurl") but stare at the boys long enough and you tend to forgive minor mistakes. Who cares about Engrish when they're this gorgeous doing it? If you still mind the Engrish, then stare at Hankyung and Siwon and repeat about 10 or 20 times. You'd be sold too.

Number 5: Taeyang - Wedding Dress

I swear Taeyang is like sex for your ears. His smooth vocals coupled with this emotional ballad (about a girl who got married to another guy instead of him, stupid bitch) makes for very heartbreaking yet delicious music. And his dancing, oh god. Will someone hand me a tissue, I just made a mess here thinking about it. NOM NOM.

Number 4: Seungri - Strong Baby

This is what pushed me over to Kpop. I was on the fence as to whether I should start venturing into the Kpop world but Seungri came along without his shirt and groping himself and my mind just went ASDFGHJKL KPOP GOOD YES SHLURP. Way too sexual for such a young dude, but hey we're all pedophiles right? NOM NOM YOUNG TENDER FLESH.

Ahem. Um, sexy pop. A slightly lesser Justin Timberlake, but the potential is SO there. You heard it here first.

Number 3: Super Junior - SORRY SORRY

Ditching their previous cutesy (otherwise slightly visual-kei) style for this sleek, manly (ok some of them) and sexy concept, Super Junior has basically propelled themselves to superstardom. And this is exactly the very strong style of the song: sleek, manly (at times) and very very sexy.

Mainly dance and electronica, it supposedly has influences of American funk and contemporary R&B and stuff that I don't understand. All that I know is that this song is immensely infectious and downright irritating if you can't get into it. But if you did, this song will be the most fun you will have had for 2009.

Number 2: SNSD - Gee

The first time I watched the MV for this, I knew it was over. I remember going "HOLY CRAP, this is a GOOD MV!" But then again, I was watching too much Jpop at the time. Nonetheless, cute song that is legendary in its own way (it topped the K-charts for 9 weeks mind you) so it's very well deserving of its place in this list. Lyrics like "Gee gee gee gee baby baby baby" will forever be chanted by sweaty fanboys all over the world. Girl groups in Korea will continue to try to emulate SNSD but will fail. The world will be taken over by Yuri and her-

Ahem. But yes, this was the best song of the year, along with...

Number 1: Big Bang, 2NE1 - Lollipop

I can see you racing to that comment button in protest. You guys will say I'm biased or soemthing but hear me out. After listening to the teaser for this song (in the form of the LG phone CF), I went CRAZY searching for this song online. Nothing can explain the feeling of excitement I had when I was about to hear it for the first time. Which is probably what pushed this song just slightly over to the top spot for me.

It was similarly fun for me as Gee was, so I'm only basing this decision on the feeling I got when I first heard the song. Lollipop had a much greater and longer lasting effect on me.

With TOP doing the chorus for once with his deep and husky voice, you know it's bound to be a good song. The beat is infectious and ridiculously catchy and if it doesn't get stuck in your head then I don't know what will. 2NE1 does a great job with this "debut" song of theirs but Big Bang are the ones who ultimately delivers like they are known to. If you choose not to bother with ANY of the songs I've chosen, at least listen to this one. I love it THAT much.

So how many of your favorite songs made my list? If you've not heard some of the songs on this list, well you've got some homework to do now haven't you? :D

SQS #074

2010-01-24T12:00:00.005+08:00

Continuing from last week's SQS, this week's SQS is still Marco!

A wet hunk is a nice hunk I say. SLURP.

(Thanks to yingzhonghu for the pictures!)

Q4R #025: New year, old fantasies.

2010-01-20T12:00:00.007+08:00

Because I'm still busy being lazy, I finally decided to answer some Q4R questions again! How long has it been since I answered some? LOL.

(Honestly, I've already finished the top songs post, I'm just being sadistic and a tease. Sue me.)

If you were to write a fanfic, who would it be on and what would it be about?
Do you read or write fanfiction at all? If so, about who?
because they're in japan, bae and ri walk into a bar and hirai ken's performing. WHOSE HOTEL ROOM DO THEY END UP IN?

Yes I do read a fair amount of fanfiction... and I write some too. *shamefaced*

I read Shihan fanfiction mostly these days, and used to write Big Bang ones.

And with this, everyone who reads my blog will find my dirtiest fantasies published on the web. I can just see my reputation soaring through the roof, yep.

(And for the last one, they end up in MY hotel room of course. When the universe is weird enough to put all three of them at the same hotel, it had better put ME there as well damnit!)

Videos to justify myself:

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

Thanks. Now I just feel really insecure about my older posts. Haha, I'm just kidding! Ha... ha.....*deletes older posts*

why is it that TW versions of Korean CDs are more expensive? ._. are TW better quality than Korean?

Nope, but Korean people are just more cheap.

whos lauren.

Who are you.

How mini is your minibar actually?

Not too mini I guess, just enough to make you walk weird for 3 or 4 days? Send me a naked picture of yourself and I'll decide how hard I want to ram my...

Ahem.

why do jpop female singers have such high pitch voices? why is it so rare to find one with a normal voice? and why are they usually nasally. D:

BECAUSE MY MINIBAR GOT TO THEM FIRST. HA!

last song you heard in 2009 and first song you heard in 2010 ?

I honestly don't remember, but I think the first song I heard in 2010 is Upside Down by A-Teens. Was reminiscing the good old days of bubblegum pop. Yes, you can judge me. As if I don't give you guys reason enough already.

i'm curious. what are your new year's resolutions??

1. Keep up this blog.
2. Stop wanking to Bae's naked body.
3. Stop wanking to Seungri's naked body.
4. Stop wanking to Hankyung's slightly naked body.
5. Stop wanking to Siwon's naked body.
6. Stop wanking to Kumi.
7. Stop staring in a trance at Kara's butts.
8. Stop wanting to show Hyori some younger lovin'.
9. ~~Stop wanking to Kenken's nake...~~ Wait, what naked body? Stop wanking to Kenken.

I saw on your twitter that you have a blackberry. I want to add you on bbm but I barely know you :x never mind that's too awkward.

also, could you turn off the autoplaying music? I don't mind it sometimes but if I open up a link on your blog in a new window, the songs play over each other and it gets really irritating >_<>

HAHAHA THAT LAST IMAGE WAS EPIC.

Now I just have to leave it there in hopes more people will experience that! Haha!

No but seriously, I have NO IDEA how start the player on mute. I've searched through the internet and it seems some script is in order which is not a very appealing option for me.

So if you're some HTML god and want to help me out with this, let me know yeah? You can check out my source, it's all there.

And about BBM... I don't use it at all, and people who've added me on MSN know that I'm a boring block to talk to in real life. Not at all fun, trust me.

Questions pile getting smaller! (Well, relatively small that is.) So leave me tons of hilarious questions (I know most of you have really great sense of humor) to answer!

Click on the button below to leave me a question!

Also, this being the new year and all, I've decided to put in place something for my blog.

Remember a long time ago when I said I would reply all comments? Well obviously I haven't so that's about to change. It got hard to keep up with replying comments because they were just so... scattered. So...

From this post on, I will reply to all comments made during the 24 hours after a post has been made. All subsequent comments, well I'll still read them!

However, I will not reply comments on SQS posts because really, what more can I say to things like "he's so hot" and "I want to fuc-"... You get the idea.

In case you were wondering, I do read EVERY single comment (because they're moderated, you won't believe the amount of spam comments I'm getting these days from Japanese bots) and I love every single one of them so do keep them coming!

And if you follow me on Twitter and send me a direct message (not @replies, I hate those, they make my timeline so screwed up LOL), rest assured that I'll give you a reply too. :D

(And hmm, Formspring. A service where you get people to ask you questions anonymously and you get to answer them. Why does this sound so familiar?)

SQS #073 // Nominated for IW Awards 2009!

2010-01-17T12:00:00.005+08:00

So I'm nominated for this year's IWota awards in two strange categories. LOL.

I'm nominated for Best Single Entry for my fandom post (which I really don't understand) and for Best Miscellaneous Blog.

From the looks of it, this means I won't win any awards this year since the other blogs I'm competing against are so much more popular with the IW audience. Haha!

I think my chances of winning are low because in the Best Single Entry category, a post which I didn't really care about got nominated and is pitted against Ray (from American Wota, founder of IWota, now running Dolorous Haze) and an entry from appears which has 46(!) comments.

I only have 10 comments on that post (pouts). And I didn't start a blog tracker that changed the lives of Jpop fans everywhere. So yes, don't see myself winning there.

For Best Miscellaneous blog? Well, if it's any indication, I wasn't nominated for Best Established blog. However, two of my fellow nominees WERE nominated for Best Established blog (Pengie from unchained, Vee from Pink Wota). I kind of feel like I'm just there to fill up the numbers. Pengie will win, trust me.

But please, if I've made you laugh, made your day better or answered one of your insane questions last year, then please consider voting for me. You need to sign up as a member in IWota with a valid email address to be able to vote, and you have to vote for all categories (yes, even those that I'm not nominated in, tiring I know xD). Voting closes on January 29th so please go vote for me! Let's make it more difficult for the judges to tally the votes at least!

You may cast your votes here!

But yeah, I'd totally understand if I don't win. LOL.

Anyways! This week's SQS feature is split into two parts! This week's SQS feature is...

Marco for Emporio Armani!

Some really dumb model (or so it seems) that was previously on We Got Married. He's hot though, so I guess God is fair after all.

(Thanks to yingzhonghu for the pictures!)