Ramblings of a Prophet

Religion and Art

2010-02-25T10:14:00.002-06:00

The Prophet starts out talking about the movie he is watching. He talks about the move being 'Art'. He also talks about Bible Girl and Bible Man and the mask and cape he bought from the store. He shops at Mardel which is a Christian store. He then talks about finding all this baby stuff but does not mention that he is wearing a baby bib. He is also very itchy in this video. Enjoy the long rant from the Prophet.

Moving Day?

2010-02-24T14:17:00.002-06:00

Not much to say today. Just wanted to share the video of the Prophet carrying a huge box full of stuff. Check out the size of that box!

New World Order

2010-02-23T09:27:00.003-06:00

Here the Prophet volunteers to be a New World Order Gladiator as long as he is paid. He talkd briefly about the religious right that are moral dwarves. Notice when the visiting Mormons walk by at about :38, the Prophet yells, "I've got it, let's call ourselves Morons!" I wish I had gotten the Mormon's facial expressions.

Doctors in Oklahoma

2010-02-22T11:08:00.002-06:00

Have you ever been at the doctor's office, in Oklahoma, and thought, "why is my doctor foreign?" Here today, the Prophet gives the explanation on why you are seeing a foreign doctor and not a native one.

New Hat Day!!

2010-02-17T10:59:00.002-06:00

The Prophet is wearing a new hat he has assembled in this video. He has an orange hunters hat with ear flaps, covered by a yellow crocheted hat with a snowflake he drew on a piece of paper taped to the front with a red and green striped horn and topped off with pieces of mistletoe all over.
He began this rant singing Ramstein to me and then went on to explain that names matter. He also produces his Bible Man cape and puts it on. This is a rare outside appearance for the Prophet.

The Oklahoma Spanish Inquisition

2010-02-15T10:34:00.002-06:00

Here the Prophet speaks of the Spanish Inquisition. He talks about how "Okies" would like a Spanish Inquisition. The cup he is holding is not a drink, it is actually a mug full of rocks and random items.

Not just regular dumpster diving!

2010-02-12T10:44:00.002-06:00

Here is a good video from the Prophet. It is kind of all over the place, but he has some great insight. He talks about David Koresh drawing God's space ship (I didn't know he had one) and then talks about advanced dumpster diving. Think about it, advanced dumpster diving. Just watch and learn my little congregation. The Prophet speaks!

Introducing El Toro and a sign language lesson

2010-02-03T10:40:00.002-06:00

Today the Prophet introduces you to El Toro. El Toro is a finger puppet that we will meet again. In this clip, the Prophet seems confused sometimes. He starts to leave and then comes back to finish talking. Then at the end, he just walks off. The sign language lesson is great. Be sure to catch the many meanings of the hook'em horns sign. It's Rocket Science!

Funny to serious

2010-02-02T10:12:00.002-06:00

He starts this rant off with jovial with laughter and then about 1 min in he decides to get serious.

It just speaks for itself.

Keeping People from Work

2010-02-01T09:16:00.002-06:00

Short clip today. Here is a favorite as he says it is not right to keep people from their work.

MicroChips and Cushy Jobs

2010-01-27T10:40:00.002-06:00

The Prophet has just taken notice of our newish policy of having logins on our computers. He came up ranting about us dogging him and taking away his anonymity. Funny thing about this, the Prophet has never used our computers for anything. He always watches movies. He then talks about not getting paid for his idea for microchips and how he doesn't want to work at a hard job. He thinks my job is pretty cushy and wants my job. If he only knew.

Laura Ingles Wilder

2010-01-21T10:30:00.002-06:00

I just looked at TMZ and they had a "Guess What They Look Like Now" photo of the lady who was on Little House on the Prairie. She has apparently written a memoir. I have not read it but we did have a display of books out one day and the Prophet picked up a book with Laura Ingles Wilder on it. So...here is today's ramble.

Inglorious Bastards

2010-01-20T08:25:00.002-06:00

Here is the Prophet rambling again. In this ramble, he actually quotes the movie Inglorious Bastards. It makes one wonder, where did he see this movie to be able to quote it?
Oh well. Enjoy!

Don't Vote

2010-01-19T08:28:00.002-06:00

In honor of the special election in Massachusets today, the Prophet discusses voting. Well, actually he discusses not voting because it doesn't matter. We do not condone the message of not voting.

45th Infantry Museum

2010-01-11T10:58:00.002-06:00

Here is a ramble about the 45th Infantry Museum. I am not sure if the Prophet was in the military, but I would not doubt if he did serve. I do, however, want to see his Obelisk and Shoes.

It's cold outside

2010-01-07T08:28:00.001-06:00

When the temp starts to drop, I think about the Prophet and where he might be. It is freezing outside and I just hope he has a warm place to stay.

Here is to the Prophet having somewhere safe to sleep.

Six degrees of separation: April 18th to Lucille Ball

2010-01-05T09:17:00.002-06:00

If you think about it long enough, can you connect the date April 18th to Lucille Ball? How about JFK to Diving Helmets? How about Hiroshima to Mitsubishi Heros? Here the Prophet makes the connection for those of you who can't. The Prophet is the only one who knows the links in the chain and will cop to knowing it. Unfortunately, the Prophet thinks it does no good. If only the Prophet knew that his knowledge is doing us all good. That is why they have an obelisk and his shoes at the 45th Infantry Museum (that is a teaser for the next post).

What's in the bag?

2010-01-04T09:52:00.002-06:00

The Prophet came in and decided I needed to know what was in his plastic bag. He has some star where he says it was his idea. A lot of things are the Prophet's ideas and he usually wants to get paid for them. So watch and learn what is in the bag.

What is in his pocket?

2010-01-01T19:01:00.002-06:00

The Prophet seems to have the deepest pockets of any human I have met. He has decided in this post to empty one, yes one pocket. All the miscellaney laid out on the counter is from his one pocket. What he doesn't show but is there, are seven or eight nametags on lanyards like one would get for a conference. They are official looking and that should scare you. I needed to tell him to move his stuff to help others, but no one interrupts the Prophet.

2009-12-23T08:51:00.003-06:00

Here is an itchy ramble. Half way through, the Prophet sings. He has his lighter out and when it stops working, he digs in his pocket and produces another one. This is where the Prophet starts to sound like a Bing.com commercial. The Prophet brings fire.

Truman Show Part 2 - Pay me

2009-12-22T08:39:00.002-06:00

Here is the Prophet talking more about the Truman Show and how it represents his life. He asks for the filmakers to pay him his millions of dollars. Take head the words of the Prophet. (notice he slips and states he went to jail and quickly moves on.)

The Introduction

2009-12-21T07:50:00.001-06:00

Introducing the Prophet. The Prophet is a gentleman that comes to me to deliver messages. The Prophet brings wisdom that seems as if he knows about the Matrix. This first video is a good introduction. It is him talking about 'The Truman Show.' How fitting that he believes his life is similar to the movie.