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On the go and don&#39;t know the time? This is your solution. Plus it has a flashlight to help you find your way.The handy projection clock, can shine an image of a clock onto just about any surface. With clear and sharp numbers, even if you are shortsighted or in the dark area, you still can identify the time correctly. Put it on your keychain, keep it by your nightstand... you&#39;ll love it. One thing you&#39;re going to want to do is buy more than one! Everyone is fascinated by this. FEATURES:- Pocket size with key ring design Projection Clock- Bright LED Flashlight- Elegant, portable and glossy design - Projects onto any surface and shows date and time- Dimension: 7 x 3 x 2 cm- Power: DC 1.5V (1 x AG3) for clock (INCLUDED) DC 3.0V(2 x AG13) for projection (INCLUDED) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Go here for more information: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www2.pulsetv.com/prodinfo.asp?number=4712&quot;&gt;http://www2.pulsetv.com/prodinfo.asp?number=4712&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;WATER PEARLS&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYgyGhWW_kZbgqKzTAbywMcQ893sQIp2K1pZk_FO20kVbQBoYSU_9WcUhcAw6pOeDI7STKhdyQXpIOdQ-NqixNWzZClBKxXfX6xfZU6txz-_cErqSlZ0NcgYVxcCwHT5C-ttwPRwQ07YAH/s1600-h/4730.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256667742038654562&quot; style=&quot;FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYgyGhWW_kZbgqKzTAbywMcQ893sQIp2K1pZk_FO20kVbQBoYSU_9WcUhcAw6pOeDI7STKhdyQXpIOdQ-NqixNWzZClBKxXfX6xfZU6txz-_cErqSlZ0NcgYVxcCwHT5C-ttwPRwQ07YAH/s400/4730.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;These polymer pearls are created by simply adding water and can hold 100 times their weight in water! This causes the water absorbent beads to expand into perfect miniature spheres. Use them to add some extra color to your decorating scheme, centerpiece, candlescape, etc. Use separately or mix colors in one vase for a stellar effect! As little as 2 ounces will create approximately 5.75L or 1.5 gallons of hydrated water pearls! Water pearls are reusable and will fit down the smallest vase openings (i.e. tower vases) Non-toxic and biodegradable. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;For more information visit:&lt;a href=&quot;http://www2.pulsetv.com/water_pearls.asp&quot;&gt;http://www2.pulsetv.com/water_pearls.asp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Super Slim iPod Like 1GB MP3/MP4 Player by Coby&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLfoXYhVxdnBBAcvO9g4IAMBhYxA6UZgj23RgBqr9_qQi1wsxprwLj68FyQbvSkFFYX2GU3J6bu_d26DnOTHCUQ5f2Tpl63Sq3UVswywTV4XRSroV_9EU1ISbi5bWiw44vvujNaYX5hlAg/s1600-h/4726.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256668355032475346&quot; style=&quot;FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLfoXYhVxdnBBAcvO9g4IAMBhYxA6UZgj23RgBqr9_qQi1wsxprwLj68FyQbvSkFFYX2GU3J6bu_d26DnOTHCUQ5f2Tpl63Sq3UVswywTV4XRSroV_9EU1ISbi5bWiw44vvujNaYX5hlAg/s400/4726.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This Digital MP3/MP4 player, made by Coby, is more than just a music machine. You can store photos, playback some movies, record your voice... even listen to the FM radio! You can even download text files and read them anytime you like. Power it two ways -- plug it into the battery charger, or plug it into your computer. It fits right in the palm of your hand. It has the look and the feel of an iPod but it&#39;s HALF THE PRICEMade and backed by Coby Electronics for a guaranteed quality product designed to deliver outstanding performance! PRODUCT FEATURES:- 1.66&quot; TFT LCD full-color display (160 x 128)- Elegant touchpad interface control- Plays music, video, photos, and text- Plays digital music from most online stores and subscription services- ID3 and LRC support for song and synchronized lyric information display- Integrated FM radio and recorder- Integrated microphone for digital voice recording- USB 2.0 for ultra-fast file transfers- Touchpad Control Panel with LED backlight- Stores up to 33 hours of music (roughly 500 songs)ACCESSORIES INCLUDED- Professional Stereo Earphones- USB Cable- Video Conversion Software CD- 800# Support for any questions &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;For More Information Visit: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www2.pulsetv.com/prodinfo.asp?number=4726&quot;&gt;http://www2.pulsetv.com/prodinfo.asp?number=4726&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Auto Hand Grips&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDG9krwn8w6efqyDZc1DGedXCgxGcWcF69lMF7jPXtQX6WEN-oStzGINCTFJccRBTqQJl6rRoDLJC0S1uZyi9cSLixNBjV6qJAinYdBTQXFN8QT0SsemkMs2n1poskcXhJjGrEpIwOpzgx/s1600-h/4742.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256670543249109010&quot; style=&quot;FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDG9krwn8w6efqyDZc1DGedXCgxGcWcF69lMF7jPXtQX6WEN-oStzGINCTFJccRBTqQJl6rRoDLJC0S1uZyi9cSLixNBjV6qJAinYdBTQXFN8QT0SsemkMs2n1poskcXhJjGrEpIwOpzgx/s400/4742.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;NEVER STRUGGLE TO GET OUT OF THE CAR AGAIN! This innovative handle is perfect for the millions of people who have trouble getting in and out of the backseat of a car. Hooks onto the back of the car headrest post allowing you to hold onto something with both hands when entering and exiting your car, truck or van. Features:- Soft cushioned grips fits comfortably in your hand- No Installation needed- Works on any car, truck or van- Adds extra stability for passengers- Can easily be moved from car to car- Supports up to 220 lbs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;For More Information, Visit: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www2.pulsetv.com/prodinfo.asp?number=4742&quot;&gt;http://www2.pulsetv.com/prodinfo.asp?number=4742&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Easy Towel&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;EZ Towel is a compacted towel, about the size of 5 stacked nickels in its original form. All you do is add water and watch it grow. Simply unroll the EZ Towel and use it as you wish. Opened up, the EZ Towel is 8 1/2&quot; X 9 1/2&quot;, a full sized towel! Each bag of EZ Towels contains 50 towels. Unlike paper towels, EZ Towels are durable, soft and absorbable. One EZ Towel does the work of over 10 paper napkins! It is made of 100% Rayon and is bio-degradable. Great For home, office, restaurants, school, daycare, camping, fishing and more!!!&lt;br /&gt;BONUS: Each bag comes with a FREE carrying tube! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Video and information available here: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www2.pulsetv.com/prodinfo-vid.asp?number=4739&amp;amp;evtv=13154&quot;&gt;http://www2.pulsetv.com/prodinfo-vid.asp?number=4739&amp;amp;evtv=13154&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/846676909712812849/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/846676909712812849' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/846676909712812849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/846676909712812849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/10/nifty-little-gadgets.html' title='Nifty little gadgets'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh48mvn5-WCpS6vECqqGOgugTgDVFzNyLbHzCjh1qnBNiGYDnDG4weXWe-O-zTNfjEKmkjCX616RLnn4mWPx3lSHlgeU6KPWiWmSBNFD3CyPAJ0j0kXypx9w9TDUOvfyigyP_t8CIPH9l5R/s72-c/4712.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-9113100310618037043</id><published>2008-10-13T08:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T08:21:53.313-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="marriage"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="marriage proposal from hell"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="psycho chics"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="women behaving badly"/><title type='text'>marrage proposal from hell</title><content type='html'>Authorities in Hudson, Florida, said they have arrested awoman who allegedly threw knives at her boyfriend duringan argument about a marriage proposal.&lt;br /&gt;The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office said Celeste Irene Lagrant,39, was charged with domestic battery and aggravated domesticassault after she allegedly punched, scratched and threwknives at her boyfriend, Bruce Montle.&lt;br /&gt;The office said the dispute began as an argument about amarriage proposal — however, it is unclear whether one wasmade — and escalated into a physical confrontation whenLagrant inflicted scratches and bruises on Montle.&lt;br /&gt;Montle told authorities he fled and dialed 911 after Lagrantstarted throwing knives at him. Lagrant was released on herown recognizance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ff0000;&quot;&gt;ok....I&#39;m not sure if this lady realizes it or not, but throwing knives at your mate is not the best way to get a marriage proposal out of him. LMAO! &lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/9113100310618037043/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/9113100310618037043' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/9113100310618037043'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/9113100310618037043'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/10/marrage-proposal-from-hell.html' title='marrage proposal from hell'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-7070365459036326790</id><published>2008-10-13T07:55:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T07:56:42.234-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="car theft"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="dumb criminal"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="idiot"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="morons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="stupid people"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="stupid robber"/><title type='text'>World&#39;s Dumbest Robber</title><content type='html'>NEW YORK - An armored car guard has been arrested fora New York heist thanks to surveillance footage and aconcerned text message to his co-worker, police allege.Police said 34-year-old Robert Blackmon allegedly madeoff with $330,000 during an armored car heist Tuesday,and then contacted the co-worker he robbed via textmessage to make sure she was all right, the New YorkPost reported. Blackmon was allegedly photographed sixtimes by an automated teller machine camera during theheist, the report said. Police said Blackmon lied so hecould get off of work Tuesday and then used a gun to robhis co-worker, Janell Nelson, as she was leaving a bankwith a cash delivery. After being identified by hismanager, Blackmon was arrested, the report said.Blackmon’s lawyer told Post “he would have to be fairlystupid to rob someone who knows him without a mask.”</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/7070365459036326790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/7070365459036326790' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/7070365459036326790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/7070365459036326790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/10/world.html' title='World&#39;s Dumbest Robber'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-3763937658665448820</id><published>2008-10-13T07:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T07:19:59.642-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="animals"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bizarre news"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="different"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="mice"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="odd"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="snakes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="strange"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Viper"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="weird"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="wild"/><title type='text'>Viper Loses Battle With a Mouse</title><content type='html'>TAIPEI, Taiwan - Taiwan firefighters caring for a foot-long viper tossed a tiny mouse in the cage as a snack butthen watched as the mouse turned mighty and killed thesnake. The furry little rodent skirted in and out of rangeof the snake’s gaping jaws and long fangs, darted in fora bite, then skittered away, constantly on the attack. Atthe end of a fierce 30-minute battle at the Nanoun firestation, the snake was dead and the mouse had “barely ascratch on him,” one fireman told The Daily Telegraph.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/3763937658665448820/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/3763937658665448820' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/3763937658665448820'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/3763937658665448820'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/10/viper-loses-battle-with-mouse.html' title='Viper Loses Battle With a Mouse'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-3201808040584417451</id><published>2008-08-15T12:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-15T12:58:50.576-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="abnormal people"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="conjoined twins"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="deformities"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="freaks"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Girl with 2 heads"/><title type='text'>CRAZY video of a girl with 2 heads!</title><content type='html'>this here is some CRAZY stuff! I could think of 1/2 a dozen smart assed comments to make about this, but unfortunately none of them would be very appropriate for younger viewers. lol Anyway...take a look at this crazy stuff!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;344&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/fOnew7RMkZ0&amp;color1=11645361&amp;color2=13619151&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;wmode&quot; value=&quot;transparent&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/fOnew7RMkZ0&amp;color1=11645361&amp;color2=13619151&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;344&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/3201808040584417451/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/3201808040584417451' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/3201808040584417451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/3201808040584417451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/08/crazy-video-of-girl-with-2-heads.html' title='CRAZY video of a girl with 2 heads!'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-5238320252231280175</id><published>2008-05-19T19:50:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-19T19:55:53.681-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bizarre situation"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="my weird wacky life"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Neurosis"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="odd life"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="weird behavior"/><title type='text'>OK! WEIRD STORY ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND!</title><content type='html'>I love my Boyfriend Dearly, but he is SOOO neurotic sometimes. He is not only afraid of water (he takes showers and all, but you&#39;ll never see him near a swimming pool or a lake or anything), and is obsessed with not showing his chest in public, and also deathly afraid of bugs. (I have a bit of fun with that one honestly) but he is firmly convinced that the quaker Oat guy is evil! He actually believes that he will steal my soul if I eat quaker oats! I&#39;m not kidding! However...I completely disreguard his neurosis becuause I love Oatmeal dangit and I&#39;m going to eat it! He freaked out on me when I put a box of the quaker oaty goodness into the shopping carrage. Some things about him will always remain a mystery I suppose. How can anyone believe the Quaker Oat guy is evil? LMAO!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/5238320252231280175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/5238320252231280175' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/5238320252231280175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/5238320252231280175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/05/ok-weird-story-about-my-boyfriend.html' title='OK! WEIRD STORY ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND!'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-4962641715466574672</id><published>2008-05-16T02:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-16T02:40:54.865-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="best work from home opportunity"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="get paid to network"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="work from home"/><title type='text'>ZENZUU the next biggest thing to happen to social networking!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href=http://join.zenzuu.com/RavenMaclean&gt;&lt;img src=http://content.zenzuu.com/zenzuubanners/hbanner3.gif border=0&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href=http://join.zenzuu.com/RavenMaclean&gt;&lt;img src=http://content.zenzuu.com/zenzuubanners/2.gif border=0&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/4962641715466574672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/4962641715466574672' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/4962641715466574672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/4962641715466574672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/05/zenzuu-next-biggest-thing-to-happen-to.html' title='ZENZUU the next biggest thing to happen to social networking!'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-5231935162478399854</id><published>2008-05-02T22:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-02T23:14:49.190-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bad day"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="crazy story"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Lost in Dallas"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="rong turn"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Weird life"/><title type='text'>My messed up life</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-error&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_0&quot;&gt;Ok&lt;/span&gt;...So today started out just like any other day. I woke up a few minutes after my boyfriend got out of bed for work. Made some coffee and he and I sat together and had our little good morning ritual. Our &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_1&quot;&gt;roommate&lt;/span&gt; Mia seemed in rather high spirits as she went about the house preparing for work (my bf and &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-error&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_2&quot;&gt;roomie&lt;/span&gt; work in the same office building). Everything seemed to go as normal as things can, for around here. They both headed off to work and then Mia comes home early a little after noon time, and goes straight to her room (which isn&#39;t really all THAT unusual, I just figured she came home for lunch as she sometimes does). But then my bf comes home just minutes after her. I greet him with a hug and noticed he had a rather disturbed look on his face. I ask him what&#39;s wrong, and he said Mia was going to go to the hospital. Of course I asked why and he tells me she had been having heart &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_3&quot;&gt;palpitations&lt;/span&gt; and a tightness in her throat and dizzy spells and work sent her home to go to the hospital. So of course we all &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_4&quot;&gt;trekked&lt;/span&gt; down to the hospital. She was there for HOURS, which is nothing new to me really, but around 9:30pm they tell us she will be admitted overnight for observation. OK...no big deal....however, I wasn&#39;t exactly expecting to spend the NIGHT at the hospital and I had already been a couple days without a shower, so I decided that I was going to go home and meet them back there in the morning...Unfortunately, I don&#39;t have a car, so I had to take the bus. (keep in mind...I&#39;m not from Dallas) so we called a friend up to look up the bus routs on the &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_5&quot;&gt;Internet&lt;/span&gt; and she said I needed to take the 488 bus to Farmer&#39;s Branch in Valley View. So...me not being from Dallas but rather a small town in New Hampshire went along with the plans, and figured they would know better than I would about how to get home. So I hopped on the bus and away I went. I was on that thing for what seemed like forever before finally getting a moment to talk to the bus driver. I asked him when my stop was coming up and he told me that bus didn&#39;t go anywhere NEAR where I needed to go. (Keep in mind it&#39;s nearly midnight now and I&#39;m in one of the biggest &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_6&quot;&gt;cities&lt;/span&gt; in Texas and don&#39;t have a CLUE where I am) So the bus driver drops me off in the middle of some town called Addison (apparently on the outskirts of where I need to go, however I didn&#39;t know this at the time...remember....I&#39;m not from Dallas) So I wander around for about 1/2 an hour &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_7&quot;&gt;until&lt;/span&gt; I run into a tattoo parlor that for some ungodly reason was still open. And asked this rather nice gentleman with an upside down pentagram on his shirt and tattoos all the way up his arm where I was at exactly, and that is how I found out I was in Addison. At this point it donned on me that my boyfriend had forgotten to give me the keys to get in the house. So I decided to try and get back to Medical City Hospital where my &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_8&quot;&gt;roommate&lt;/span&gt; and boyfriend were still going through the hospital rig-a-ma-roll, as going home would probably be a lost cause. So I asked the gentleman if he knew of anyone who could give me a lift there. He said he didn&#39;t know anyone, but if I went to the shell station about a 1/4 mile down the road and asked around maybe someone would be nice enough to take me there. So I did. I must have stood out there approaching people for about a 1/2 hour feeling like a total loser, before I decided I was wasting my time since everyone I talked to said they were going to work...AT MIDNIGHT mind you. So finally, I got fed up and went inside the shell station and asked the teller there to call the cops to see if they can find a way to get me back to the Hospital. Well, a cop showed up, and wouldn&#39;t ya know it, it was the K-9 unit. &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-error&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_9&quot;&gt;lol&lt;/span&gt;! (cute dog though, I must say...I love dogs) So the cop tells me I&#39;m actually closer to my house than I am to the hospital...so my brain starts spinning and I figure I can go home try to break in the back window, and if that doesn&#39;t work, I can call someone from my neighbor&#39;s house as a last resort, but I HAD to get some place at least familiar. however...due to restrictions of the local police in Addison he could only bring me to the Addison/Farmer&#39;s Branch city line. (keep in mind...Farmer&#39;s branch is pretty big) so once he dropped me off, it was like 12:15 AM and I&#39;m getting pretty darned tired and stressed to the hilt by this point. But he tells me that if I keep walking straight, I should come to one of the two W&lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-error&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_10&quot;&gt;almarts&lt;/span&gt; in Farmer&#39;s branch, and that he HOPED it was the one that I lived close to, as I have only been here a short time and had no idea Farmer&#39;s branch had more than one &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-error&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_11&quot;&gt;Walmart&lt;/span&gt;...(leave it to Texas to have an over abundance of &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-error&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_12&quot;&gt;Walmarts&lt;/span&gt;...now I see why they pick on them for being red-necks...ANYWAY on with the story) so I walk some more (by this time my feet are getting blisters) FINALLY...around 12:45 am or so, I find the W&lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-error&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_13&quot;&gt;almart&lt;/span&gt;, and by the grace of the GODS it&#39;s the one I was hoping it was...so from here I know my way, and I make it home, but remember....I don&#39;t have the key on me. SO I have to sneak around the back of the house (thank god I don&#39;t live on the second floor) and break in through the window. I felt like a thief and was paranoid someone would hear me and look out their window and call the cops on me. But luckily no one did...then I got to thinking...What if I WERE a &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_14&quot;&gt;burglar&lt;/span&gt;? It was WAY too easy to break into this place. So I think tomorrow, I&#39;m going to invest in a brinks security system for the house and remember to take my keys with me next time I leave the house &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_15&quot;&gt;whether&lt;/span&gt; I&#39;m with them or not.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/5231935162478399854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/5231935162478399854' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/5231935162478399854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/5231935162478399854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/05/my-messed-up-life.html' title='My messed up life'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-31032924033644941</id><published>2008-04-14T10:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-14T10:43:41.078-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Comedy skit"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fat people"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="rantings"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Raven&#39;s Musings"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="teenage pregnancy"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="weird pets"/><title type='text'>A Raven&#39;s Musings Introduction</title><content type='html'>Ok, I know the skit kind of sucked ass, but it was my first attempt EVER at writing a comedy skit never MIND actually trying to make it sound funny. But I figured I would give it a try after running across this little site called Sims on stage. Quite a cool little site I must say (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.simsonstage.ea.com/&quot;&gt;http://www.simsonstage.ea.com/&lt;/a&gt;) if you want to check it out and try your hand at any of the various creative performance options they have available to you there. Anyway...I hope you like the skit, but please remember, it is my very first ever attempt at comedy, so be kind. lol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Raven</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/31032924033644941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/31032924033644941' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/31032924033644941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/31032924033644941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/04/ravens-musings-introduction.html' title='A Raven&#39;s Musings Introduction'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-2477857005908933005</id><published>2008-04-14T10:37:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-14T10:37:30.736-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Raven&#39;s Musings</title><content type='html'>&lt;object classid=&quot;clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000&quot; 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It is to help those people who work for small businesses have the rights they deserve as employees. They should have the right to work in a non-hostile and non harassing environment just as much as anyone working for the bigger businesses. What does the amount of people in a company have to do with whether or not they are capable of discrimination and harassment or not? I say it has no bearing, and this law should be eradicated! it&#39;s useless and all it does is give the small businesses the right to walk all over it&#39;s employees, and what is fair about that?</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/3193290944738208149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/3193290944738208149' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/3193290944738208149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/3193290944738208149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/04/hold-small-businesses-accountable-for.html' title='Hold Small Businesses Accountable for Discrimination and Sexual Harassment too Petition'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-789598429174656581</id><published>2008-04-05T14:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-05T15:52:00.387-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="facts"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="injustice"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="make a difference"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="news"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Petitions"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Politics"/><title type='text'>please help me change the world!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-error&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_0&quot;&gt;Ok&lt;/span&gt;...this is a project I have started in hopes to stir things up in Congress a bit, and maybe make things a little better for those unfortunate people out there who have the misfortune of working for a small business owner (with less than 15 employees).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have recently come across some information while trying to press charges against a person who was &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_1&quot;&gt;harassing&lt;/span&gt; me at my workplace, but I was unable to find a lawyer to take the case because of a law that is in effect that prohibits small businesses and &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_2&quot;&gt;companies&lt;/span&gt; with less than 15 employees from being held liable for any sexual &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_3&quot;&gt;harassment&lt;/span&gt; lawsuits.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now it was &lt;span class=&quot;blsp-spelling-corrected&quot; id=&quot;SPELLING_ERROR_4&quot;&gt;appalling&lt;/span&gt; enough to have this guy tell me he wanted to cum all over my face and call me a whore, but to then be told that there was nothing I could do about it because there are less than 15 people in my workplace was infuriating. I am now determined to change this law so that this individual and others like him can be stopped from acting in this manner at the workplace and getting away with it. If you would like to help, please go to:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.petitiononline.com/TitleVII/&quot;&gt;http://www.petitiononline.com/TitleVII/&lt;/a&gt; and sign my petition to the U.S. Congress. HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/789598429174656581/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/789598429174656581' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/789598429174656581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/789598429174656581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/04/please-help-me-change-world.html' title='please help me change the world!'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-1606150974404745763</id><published>2008-04-02T08:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T08:07:37.536-07:00</updated><title type='text'>flying penguins!</title><content type='html'>ok, I know this video is probably edited, because physics deduce that this is impossible! but it&#39;s still pretty cool all the same! take a look at this video! Freakin&#39; WILD man! I have to admit it gave me a little chuckle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height=&quot;355&quot; width=&quot;425&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/nrxmpihCjqw&amp;amp;rel=0&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;wmode&quot; value=&quot;transparent&quot;&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/nrxmpihCjqw&amp;rel=0&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;355&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/1606150974404745763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/1606150974404745763' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/1606150974404745763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/1606150974404745763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/04/flying-penguins.html' title='flying penguins!'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-613075523547393373</id><published>2008-03-30T13:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T22:59:20.983-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="24k gold dessert"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="guinness book of world records dessert"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="world&#39;s most expensive dessert"/><title type='text'>$25k dessert</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFEkL41xiSP8AMnGpKClGwf5j06ZMzLEDV_4QmGSNAeY-IRHqTwIpO9X3628PiiahJnxFcXlEjckN1kZwzrwSziRhv0CBS41rz0CtrTwXr1jpxrq-s5_nIAUW28A-Ybq8OSBVfx4Fs4Nkx/s1600-h/25k_dessert.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183630007507472930&quot; style=&quot;FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFEkL41xiSP8AMnGpKClGwf5j06ZMzLEDV_4QmGSNAeY-IRHqTwIpO9X3628PiiahJnxFcXlEjckN1kZwzrwSziRhv0CBS41rz0CtrTwXr1jpxrq-s5_nIAUW28A-Ybq8OSBVfx4Fs4Nkx/s400/25k_dessert.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;This is one rich cup of haute chocolate: A New York eatery is offering a US$25,000 dessert bulging with top-grade cocoa, edible gold and shavings of a luxury truffle.&lt;br /&gt;The Frrrozen Haute Chocolate was declared the most expensive dessert in the world on Wednesday by the Guinness World Records. The dessert is a frozen, slushy mix of cocoas from 14 countries, milk and 5 grams of 24-carat gold topped with whipped cream and shavings from a La Madeline au Truffle. It is served in a goblet with a band of gold decorated with 1 carat of diamonds and served with a golden spoon diners can take home. The dessert was created by Serendipity 3, a restaurant popular with tourists and once featured in a John Cusack movie. Now that is R-I-C-H! &lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/613075523547393373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/613075523547393373' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/613075523547393373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/613075523547393373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/03/25k-dessert.html' title='$25k dessert'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFEkL41xiSP8AMnGpKClGwf5j06ZMzLEDV_4QmGSNAeY-IRHqTwIpO9X3628PiiahJnxFcXlEjckN1kZwzrwSziRhv0CBS41rz0CtrTwXr1jpxrq-s5_nIAUW28A-Ybq8OSBVfx4Fs4Nkx/s72-c/25k_dessert.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-2259579560950785379</id><published>2008-03-30T13:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-30T13:05:08.345-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny inventions"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Wedgie proof underwear"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="weird inventions"/><title type='text'>wedgie proof underwear</title><content type='html'>Wedgie-proof underwear earned 8-year-old twin boys a spot Friday on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”  Boy could I have used a pair of these bad-boys when I was in grade school. Using rigged boxers and fabric fasteners to hold together some seams, Jared and Justin Serovich came up with the “Rip Away 1000.”&lt;br /&gt;“When the person tries to grab you — like the bully or the person tries to give you a wedgie — they just rip away,” Justin explained Thursday by phone from Los Angeles, where the TV segment was taped Wednesday.&lt;br /&gt;The third graders from Gables Elementary School began brainstorming one day after they were horsing around, giving each other the treatment. Their mother’s partner sarcastically said someone ought to invent wedgie-proof underwear, the family said.  The project got the boys to the finals of a central Ohio invention competition earlier this year, followed by the television appearance.  And now on to untold riches I expect.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/2259579560950785379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/2259579560950785379' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/2259579560950785379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/2259579560950785379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/03/wedgie-proof-underwear.html' title='wedgie proof underwear'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-745808606536993112</id><published>2008-03-30T13:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-30T13:02:54.506-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="1st grade funny assignments"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="philosophy"/><title type='text'>Philosophers of the Future</title><content type='html'>A 1st grade teacher put together a list of popular proverbs. She then gave each kid in the class the first part of the proverb, and asked them to finish it. Here’s what the smartie pants came up with:&lt;br /&gt;Better to be safe than… punch a 5th grader.&lt;br /&gt;Strike while the… bug is close.&lt;br /&gt;Don’t bite the hand that… looks dirty.&lt;br /&gt;No news is… impossible.&lt;br /&gt;A miss is as good as a… Mr.&lt;br /&gt;You can’t teach an old dog… math.&lt;br /&gt;If you lie down with dogs, you… will stink in the morning.&lt;br /&gt;Love all, trust… me.&lt;br /&gt;An idle mind is… the best way to relax.&lt;br /&gt;Where there is smoke, there’s… pollution.&lt;br /&gt;Happy is the bride who… gets all the presents.&lt;br /&gt;A penny saved is… not much.&lt;br /&gt;Children should be seen and not… spanked or grounded.&lt;br /&gt;If at first you don’t succeed… get new batteries.&lt;br /&gt;You get out of something what you… see pictured on the box.&lt;br /&gt;When the blind lead the blind… get out of the way.&lt;br /&gt;Don’t count your chickens….because you gotta eat one.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/745808606536993112/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/745808606536993112' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/745808606536993112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/745808606536993112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/03/philosophers-of-future.html' title='Philosophers of the Future'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-3506110867402686761</id><published>2008-03-27T13:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-27T13:39:44.325-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="circus slavery"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="unethical circus shut down after ties to human trafficing and slavery"/><title type='text'>Police Shut Down Italian Circus After Woman Forced to Swim in Piranha Tank</title><content type='html'>Police have closed down a circus in southern Italy after a terrified 19-year-old woman was forced to swim in a tank full of piranha fish while her younger sister endured the company of snakes and tarantulas.&lt;br /&gt;Three men have been arrested and charged with holding the Bulgarian women in slavery and breaching international human rights conventions.&lt;br /&gt;The trio, who are accused of running a &quot;circus of horrors,&quot; were named as Enrico Raffaele Ingrassia, 57, the owner, his son William Ingrassia, 33, and his son-in-law Gaetano Belfiore, 25.&lt;br /&gt;The Marino Circus has been offering shows at Petina, south of Naples in southern Italy, in a tent with 200 plastic seats inside it.&lt;br /&gt;Ingrassia&#39;s daughter, who was not named, told police that a Bulgarian couple and their two daughters, aged 19 and 16, had been held as slaves &quot;in a state of fear&quot; since January.&lt;br /&gt;They were forced to work 15 to 20 hours a day for about $200 a week instead of the promised $957, with $757 deducted as &quot;expenses for their upkeep.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;An appalled spectator tipped off the police after seeing the show, in which Giusi, the 19-year-old woman, tried to escape from the piranha tank &quot;trembling with terror&quot; her head was held down by Ingrassia.&lt;br /&gt;/**/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her 16-year-old sister, Olga, was bitten by snakes that she was forced to drape on her body, and she had injuries to her stomach where the snakes had wound themselves too tightly around her. The circus owners had rubbed ointment on snake bites on her legs but had refused to take her to a doctor.&lt;br /&gt;Police said the Bulgarian family had lived in the back of a cockroach-infested lorry used for animal transport. The only meat they had been given since January consisted of leftovers from the circus owners&#39; Easter lunch last weekend.&lt;br /&gt;Reports said Giusi had a tumour on her ear for which she had twice been operated in Bulgaria. Doctors had told her never to get water in her ears, especially cold water. However the water tank in which she was forced to swim with eight piranhas was kept at a temperature just above zero in order to make the piranhas lethargic.&lt;br /&gt;The Bulgarian family has now been taken to &quot;safe premises.&quot; Police said the raid on the circus followed an undercover operation in which plain clothes officers took their families with them as cover and filmed the show as evidence. They said the arrested men appeared surprised but made no attempt to justify their behavior.&lt;br /&gt;Corriere della Sera said the incident appeared to be &quot;something out of the 19th century&quot; but showed that slavery was still &quot;very much a reality&quot; in modern Italy. La Stampa said the treatment of the Bulgarians was &quot;unfortunately not an isolated incident&quot; of illegal immigrant labor, with many East European women brought to Italy as street prostitutes.&lt;br /&gt;Police said they were investigating &quot;trafficking in humans&quot; by organized crime to supply circuses with cheap labor. The Bulgarian women&#39;s mother worked as a cook at the site while their father moved tents and equipment and cleaned the camper vans and lorries. The mother had once tried to run away but had been captured and beaten, police said.&lt;br /&gt;Livio Togni, a former left wing senator whose family ran Italy&#39;s best known circus for generations, said &quot;I&#39;ve never in my life heard anything like this. There is a strong sense of solidarity in the circus world, and violence is not part of it.&quot;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/3506110867402686761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/3506110867402686761' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/3506110867402686761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/3506110867402686761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/03/police-shut-down-italian-circus-after.html' title='Police Shut Down Italian Circus After Woman Forced to Swim in Piranha Tank'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-1561397006093299983</id><published>2008-03-27T13:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T22:59:21.190-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Becky Jo Tatum"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="criminal watch"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="reward for capture of pedophile"/><title type='text'>Reward Offered For Woman Accused Of Sex With Teen</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguaaYOnNHfO10la3NOmbc8RbZks6-Ds_5NVTKjmPTNEINZKefXhLJTAj7SuuBMRtjuZIoLRNkvhVN3_IsERWobTnIsaW1Jh_8CKBtOQb46lrLdxGsRYda8mCLHPe573l08STngHDLNRH5q/s1600-h/Image_BeckyJoTatum_280.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182518401251791362&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguaaYOnNHfO10la3NOmbc8RbZks6-Ds_5NVTKjmPTNEINZKefXhLJTAj7SuuBMRtjuZIoLRNkvhVN3_IsERWobTnIsaW1Jh_8CKBtOQb46lrLdxGsRYda8mCLHPe573l08STngHDLNRH5q/s400/Image_BeckyJoTatum_280.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:85%;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Becky Jo Tatum: accused of having sex with a Teen girl&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;COLUMBUS, Ohio — Central Ohio Crime Stoppers on Wednesday offered up to $2,000 for information that leads to the arrest of a Bexley woman accused of having sex with a 14-year-old girl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Police issued an arrest warrant for Becky Jo Tatum earlier this week after the allegations surfaced in a search warrant, 10TV&#39;s Tracy Townsend reported.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The warrant revealed that the 14-year-old girl was at Tatum&#39;s home earlier this month when the alleged sexual conduct occurred. The teenager said that she &quot;had been drinking and had a buzz&quot; prior to the incident, according to the warrant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The teen described Tatum as &quot;flirtatious&quot; and said that Tatum took her by &quot;her left hand (and) guided her upstairs to the master bedroom&quot; where the two had sexual contact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After Tatum, 41, and the teen allegedly engaged in sexual activity, the girl claimed that Tatum told her that &quot;they had done something bad.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;According to Tatum&#39;s daughter, her mother has engaged in sexual activity with a number of her friends, Townsend reported.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;(She&#39;s) done this before with my friends; I&#39;m kind of used to it,&quot; Tatum&#39;s daughter said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Police said they were hopeful that the reward would help them apprehend Tatum.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;It limits the number of places she can hide,&quot; said Det. Gerald Milner with Crime Stoppers. &quot;If she&#39;s with family members…perhaps they&#39;ll accept that there&#39;s something wrong with this behavior.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone with information was asked to call Crime Stoppers at 614-645-TIPS.&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/1561397006093299983/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/1561397006093299983' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/1561397006093299983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/1561397006093299983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/03/reward-offered-for-woman-accused-of-sex.html' title='Reward Offered For Woman Accused Of Sex With Teen'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguaaYOnNHfO10la3NOmbc8RbZks6-Ds_5NVTKjmPTNEINZKefXhLJTAj7SuuBMRtjuZIoLRNkvhVN3_IsERWobTnIsaW1Jh_8CKBtOQb46lrLdxGsRYda8mCLHPe573l08STngHDLNRH5q/s72-c/Image_BeckyJoTatum_280.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-9103021687023305578</id><published>2008-03-27T13:11:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-27T13:15:13.948-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="FDA investigations"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="suicide and singulair possibly linked"/><title type='text'>FDA Investigating Possible Link Between Singulair and Suicide</title><content type='html'>NEW YORK  —  The Food and Drug Administration said Thursday it is investigating a possible link between Merck&#39;s best-selling Singulair and suicide.&lt;br /&gt;FDA said it is reviewing a handful of reports involving mood changes, suicidal behavior and suicide in patients who have taken the popular allergy and asthma drug.&lt;br /&gt;Merck has updated the drug&#39;s labeling four times in the past year to include information on a range of reported side effects: tremors, anxiousness, depression and suicidal behavior.&lt;br /&gt;FDA said it asked the Whitehouse, N.J.-based company to dig deeper into its data on Singulair for evidence of possible links to suicide. The agency said it has not established a &quot;causal relationship&quot; between Merck&#39;s drug and suicidal behavior. An agency spokeswoman said the review was prompted by three to four suicide reports it received since last October.&lt;br /&gt;It could take up to nine months before agency scientists can draw any conclusions, FDA said in a posting to its Web site.&lt;br /&gt;The agency recently began notifying the public earlier about possible safety issues. The policy change came after the FDA was criticized for acting too slowly on information about the risks of Merck&#39;s painkiller Vioxx and, GlaxoSmithKline plc&#39;s &lt;a class=&quot;iAs&quot; style=&quot;FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px! important; COLOR: darkgreen! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: darkgreen 0.07em solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: underline! important&quot; href=&quot;http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342230,00.html#&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; itxtdid=&quot;5639852&quot;&gt;diabetes&lt;/a&gt; pill Avandia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Merck officials stressed that the FDA&#39;s inquiry is based on reports, not clinical studies — which are the standard tool for evaluating drug safety. The company said none of the 11,000 patients enrolled in 40 Singulair trials has committed suicide.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;We have no indication that anything about the mechanism of Singulair is consistent with these events,&quot; said George Philip, director of research and product development. &quot;But because suicide is a life-threatening event we thought it was important to provide this information in the product label.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Merck said it recently added reports of suicide to Singulair&#39;s label, which already listed suicidal thinking and behavior as reported side effects.&lt;br /&gt;In clinical trials of asthma patients, the most common side effects were headache, flu, &lt;a class=&quot;iAs&quot; style=&quot;FONT-WEIGHT: normal! important; FONT-SIZE: 100%! important; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px! important; COLOR: darkgreen! important; BORDER-BOTTOM: darkgreen 0.07em solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent! important; TEXT-DECORATION: underline! important&quot; href=&quot;http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342230,00.html#&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; itxtdid=&quot;5533474&quot;&gt;abdominal pain&lt;/a&gt; and cough.&lt;br /&gt;With sales of $4.3 billion last year, Singulair is used by millions of patients in the U.S, according to Merck. First approved in 1998, it&#39;s part of a class of asthma and allergy drugs that includes AstraZeneca&#39;s Accolate and Critical Therapeutics&#39;s Zyflo.&lt;br /&gt;FDA said it is also reviewing reports of side effects with those drugs. Their labeling does not contain language about suicide.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Patients should not stop taking Singulair before talking to their doctor,&quot; FDA said in its statement, adding that doctors should monitor patients for suicidal behavior and mood changes.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/9103021687023305578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/9103021687023305578' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/9103021687023305578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/9103021687023305578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/03/fda-investigating-possible-link-between.html' title='FDA Investigating Possible Link Between Singulair and Suicide'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-5643060596580589322</id><published>2008-03-27T13:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-27T13:08:57.950-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="12 year old strips at club in Texas"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Bar not to be closed down after little girl strips in club"/><title type='text'>Club where girl, 12, stripped will keep license</title><content type='html'>Place where girl, 12, danced can&#39;t be closed under city ordinance&lt;br /&gt;12:00 AM CDT on Thursday, March 27, 2008&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The mere fact that a 12-year-old girl danced nude at a northwest Dallas strip club isn&#39;t enough to close its doors.&lt;br /&gt;That&#39;s because the city ordinance that regulates sexually oriented businesses does not allow authorities to revoke the license of such a business for employing someone under the age of 18.&lt;br /&gt;The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;If they&#39;re not shut down, it&#39;s like they&#39;re giving them permission to have underage girls dancing and working in that club,&quot; said the mother of the 12-year-old. The mother is not being named because her daughter, a runaway at the time of the incident, is considered a sexual assault victim.&lt;br /&gt;Operators of the Diamonds Cabaret at 2444 Walnut Ridge St. did not return calls for comment. Their sexually oriented business license expires in November.&lt;br /&gt;Demonica Abron, 27, who worked as a stripper in the club, and David Bell, 22, are facing charges in connection with the 12-year-old girl&#39;s dancing in the club. Mr. Bell does not appear to have been employed by the club.&lt;br /&gt;Police officials are continuing to investigate whether the club&#39;s management knew the sixth-grader was underage.&lt;br /&gt;The 23-page city ordinance does allow revocation of a club&#39;s license if, for example, the club knowingly allows prostitution, the sale or use of drugs at the club, or if there are two convictions for sex-related crimes at the club within a 12-month period.&lt;br /&gt;The department also can suspend, but not revoke, the license of an escort agency for up to 30 days if it has employed anyone under 18.&lt;br /&gt;But the ordinance does not give the department similar power over adult cabarets such as Diamonds Cabaret.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;There&#39;s a laundry list of things we can use to deny or revoke a license, but having a 12-year-old dancing in their establishment is not one of the things that automatically enables us to revoke their license,&quot; said Lt. Christina Smith, a vice unit commander who oversees licensing of such establishments.&lt;br /&gt;The mother of the 12-year-old girl said her daughter ran away in early November. She said the family frantically began looking and her husband finally found their daughter in late November. She was then interviewed by police.&lt;br /&gt;According to court records, the runaway gave the following account:&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Bell and Ms. Abron, who went by the stage name &quot;Jewels,&quot; offered the runaway shelter. Mr. Bell told her that she would be stripping at a club called &quot;Diamonds.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Bell dropped them off at the club one day and Ms. Abron introduced her to a man named &quot;David&quot; in the club&#39;s office.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Suspect David asked complainant if she had ever danced before, she said no,&quot; the court records state. &quot;David&quot; then gave her an application, which she filled out with a fake name. She also told him that she was 19.&lt;br /&gt;When &quot;David&quot; asked to see her identification, she told him that she didn&#39;t have one. He told her to bring one when she came to work as a dancer.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Complainant couldn&#39;t think of a fake birthday, so she told suspect &#39;David&#39; she forgot her birthday,&quot; the records state. &quot;Suspect &#39;David&#39; gave her a funny look and told her she would have been born in 1988 if she was 19.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;A couple of days later, Mr. Bell drove Ms. Abron and the victim back to the club, where Ms. Abron introduced her to a man named &quot;Steve.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Suspect &#39;Steve&#39; told&quot; the girl &quot;to take her clothes off to see if she was too shy to dance nude,&quot; the records state. He told her she would have to pay a fee ranging from $10 to $30 each time she danced nude.&lt;br /&gt;She danced that night and made about $100, of which she gave $30 to &quot;Steve,&quot; the records state.&lt;br /&gt;The court documents are unclear on how many nights she danced.&lt;br /&gt;The mother of the 12-year-old says she believes the club must have known her daughter was underage.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;I think they just didn&#39;t care,&quot; her mother said. &quot;She&#39;s 12, but she&#39;s got the body of a 20-year-old. All they were thinking about was the money she could bring in.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;She said her daughter is now living with her grandmother in Arlington and again attending school.&lt;br /&gt;Ms. Abron and Mr. Bell were indicted in late February on one count of felony sexual performance of the child in connection with making the 12-year-old work at the club. Both are also accused of engaging in organized crime.&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Bell is accused of two counts of aggravated sexual assault of a child and aggravated kidnapping. He is still being held in the Dallas County Jail in lieu of $450,000 bail.&lt;br /&gt;Ms. Abron, who also faces a prostitution charge, has been released on bail from jail.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/5643060596580589322/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/5643060596580589322' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/5643060596580589322'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/5643060596580589322'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/03/club-where-girl-12-stripped-will-keep.html' title='Club where girl, 12, stripped will keep license'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-1057034217649306708</id><published>2008-03-23T09:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-23T12:44:01.473-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny quotes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="love"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random funny quotes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random quotes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="relationships"/><title type='text'>famous quotes</title><content type='html'>&quot;Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;~ Charlotte Whitton&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is to feel what the other is feeling even if they are far away.&quot; Barak&lt;br /&gt;&quot;I try to take one day at a time...but sometimes several days attack me at once.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;~ Jennifer Unlimited&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is the delusion that one woman is different from another&quot;. Oscar Wilde&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is the answer, but while you&#39;re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions&quot;. Woody Allen&lt;br /&gt;&quot;If you can&#39;t be a good example...then you&#39;ll just have to be a horrible warning.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;~ Catherine&lt;br /&gt;&quot;I&#39;m not going to vacuum &#39;til Sears makes one you can ride on.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;~ Roseanne Barr&lt;br /&gt;&quot;I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.&quot; Henry Ward Beecher&lt;br /&gt;&quot;When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;~ Elayne Boosler&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;~ Maryon Pearson&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love doesn&#39;t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile&quot;. Franklin Jones&lt;br /&gt;&quot;In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;~ Margaret Thatcher&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is good in feeling, even if you are always being hurt. It is better to be hurt by love than not loving at all&quot;. Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;Why do banks charge you a &quot; non sufficient funds&quot; fee on money they already know you don&#39;t have?</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/1057034217649306708/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/1057034217649306708' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/1057034217649306708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/1057034217649306708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/03/famous-quotes.html' title='famous quotes'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-2393382611863997472</id><published>2008-03-22T13:14:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T22:59:22.257-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny pictures"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hysterical"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Laughs"/><title type='text'>random funny pictures</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZNfWHKzAamumgItc5XtLC9WwcbgaM4s0JKiCYh52aAAelMPCz5YCCqpb31vd3mIv7ViJfB2atfFSwGPhGVvWSDPbA2FAThbaKgcnWO7RfcZj4Q75ZwR70QvsHkn77k_FCuDCKZHPXy_O9/s1600-h/homeland+security.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180663718409261538&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZNfWHKzAamumgItc5XtLC9WwcbgaM4s0JKiCYh52aAAelMPCz5YCCqpb31vd3mIv7ViJfB2atfFSwGPhGVvWSDPbA2FAThbaKgcnWO7RfcZj4Q75ZwR70QvsHkn77k_FCuDCKZHPXy_O9/s400/homeland+security.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Is this what Bush had in mind when he said &quot;Homeland security&quot; Protecting America!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipuie5tmJ2pkORDqaEQudYAKH4o6E8zE350_tFLSOOZrvZjPXEmkw3HM6Zi6IIMKmyrTKn5pDixTROw6Tsd-0zHeKJMJ5IAZlsEDJ4M6g58x9t1frHjhyphenhyphen19sQZjYf2iwEt4LymMs8BLT8U/s1600-h/treewang.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180663722704228850&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipuie5tmJ2pkORDqaEQudYAKH4o6E8zE350_tFLSOOZrvZjPXEmkw3HM6Zi6IIMKmyrTKn5pDixTROw6Tsd-0zHeKJMJ5IAZlsEDJ4M6g58x9t1frHjhyphenhyphen19sQZjYf2iwEt4LymMs8BLT8U/s400/treewang.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Now THAT&#39;S what I call a wood!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieiBenIlmp7mjNAiSnYzxPxZCxxzTCXOLyX3ZHE2KEfxABzk-Weye7Hu1OL7Ngsy-ekiYQP9doGmxOYpf88Z8IsPKrCluXMMyVoCJUjTiLe-2W4QKD3TKgNzIzIIJUOmwEj5UFZvZ1HUPF/s1600-h/battered1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180662773516456338&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieiBenIlmp7mjNAiSnYzxPxZCxxzTCXOLyX3ZHE2KEfxABzk-Weye7Hu1OL7Ngsy-ekiYQP9doGmxOYpf88Z8IsPKrCluXMMyVoCJUjTiLe-2W4QKD3TKgNzIzIIJUOmwEj5UFZvZ1HUPF/s400/battered1.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigInSEiUue1cpGA432K2LQ22VPU73mAP4SksWVsjzqOL_LonAzacladJYVyPnAvLtWjHWFauJxFLbk2IpNyMaryP67Z_aK96aRAJk0h1MQ_fa54brE2kApULNnCZtgLkPImEdvQhIbWv6I/s1600-h/bong.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180662782106390946&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigInSEiUue1cpGA432K2LQ22VPU73mAP4SksWVsjzqOL_LonAzacladJYVyPnAvLtWjHWFauJxFLbk2IpNyMaryP67Z_aK96aRAJk0h1MQ_fa54brE2kApULNnCZtgLkPImEdvQhIbWv6I/s400/bong.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; This guy has the right idea!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJx9fxNYgTOnJsZiINewL3pF0viOtlbQ-8hDUsLHhE7MisWq3H0mO6LF0qfJAcs8WGxogTRlciF0SeRONMNiEVw9BRcoPpIsZG7po2AjLgyU29NbVWbZZVdJh4-77HXdiSUiK3RbA-ayYm/s1600-h/condomdress.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180662782106390962&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJx9fxNYgTOnJsZiINewL3pF0viOtlbQ-8hDUsLHhE7MisWq3H0mO6LF0qfJAcs8WGxogTRlciF0SeRONMNiEVw9BRcoPpIsZG7po2AjLgyU29NbVWbZZVdJh4-77HXdiSUiK3RbA-ayYm/s400/condomdress.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;For the bride that expects ALOT of fun on the honeymoon!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKUGh1SAoYUgK4OpilpeV2KzfmM_Z41WCfaY8mlWnHB3IhoTdd1iT8b12kICN28_NfPKG-1Izm6D95D1ELoFF-zBzHtWpNjdiykhoWjdPuqBEE_FNDfBt-dVnXilmOYAYvWH7TKiYNlE5G/s1600-h/farting+in+a+wetsuit.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180662786401358274&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKUGh1SAoYUgK4OpilpeV2KzfmM_Z41WCfaY8mlWnHB3IhoTdd1iT8b12kICN28_NfPKG-1Izm6D95D1ELoFF-zBzHtWpNjdiykhoWjdPuqBEE_FNDfBt-dVnXilmOYAYvWH7TKiYNlE5G/s400/farting+in+a+wetsuit.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This is why you should never fart in a wet suit!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrYD64VAn5dZFAvYJhyRePANs-RVL2GbVNpWkeN-iaHj6LJMQVR6wL_F-paiz0RTeEeG1BQTNU9O-k4RtFTSeUlIYPHdL9wSQDxHLSc6Ol_A_lMA3Dkdt2dJZZc2eMpQ6_TEuy6xruQhkE/s1600-h/fastseat.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180662790696325586&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrYD64VAn5dZFAvYJhyRePANs-RVL2GbVNpWkeN-iaHj6LJMQVR6wL_F-paiz0RTeEeG1BQTNU9O-k4RtFTSeUlIYPHdL9wSQDxHLSc6Ol_A_lMA3Dkdt2dJZZc2eMpQ6_TEuy6xruQhkE/s400/fastseat.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Gives new meaning to the term couch potato.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/2393382611863997472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/2393382611863997472' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/2393382611863997472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/2393382611863997472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/03/random-funny-pictures.html' title='random funny pictures'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZNfWHKzAamumgItc5XtLC9WwcbgaM4s0JKiCYh52aAAelMPCz5YCCqpb31vd3mIv7ViJfB2atfFSwGPhGVvWSDPbA2FAThbaKgcnWO7RfcZj4Q75ZwR70QvsHkn77k_FCuDCKZHPXy_O9/s72-c/homeland+security.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-1015795399864329440</id><published>2008-03-22T12:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T22:59:22.485-08:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pitt bull attacked by porcupine"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pitt bull loses fight with porcupine"/><title type='text'>Pitbull loses fight with a porcupine</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipsC4J1TY_OWFm9Dk-cLeGtQRF9NWe0RnHMaFVMzPGtmlXmcNhIJpwGEtAIn4J_30Wwcy1FMHNyTZSPIrP4rzgasGq-aUJPSUuxWg1GkfaV052ENvTO2LW3SrMmpIlREmEkuSlfICTgIYb/s1600-h/pitbull+porcupine+fight.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180647938699415938&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipsC4J1TY_OWFm9Dk-cLeGtQRF9NWe0RnHMaFVMzPGtmlXmcNhIJpwGEtAIn4J_30Wwcy1FMHNyTZSPIrP4rzgasGq-aUJPSUuxWg1GkfaV052ENvTO2LW3SrMmpIlREmEkuSlfICTgIYb/s400/pitbull+porcupine+fight.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;This is the most hear wrenching thing I have seen in a long time. this poor pitt bull apparently trying to defend his master against the &quot;evil porcupine&quot; learned his lesson the hard way when it comes to battling animals with spikes. Bet next time he sees a porcupine he will run away.&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180647934404448626&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEtJ78cZ9yMkNLXb2hR6MIf1GxkMBRtvr537ff2CKnmabkZ4F-MzfRlYR-A3CG9dULzIqsPZJ6WzC-3xdm5Pg42Nmtk4QxanlzJ1VSK3z_1gbBtXz6Nu1HYk_Bfxax4Py6WAOgWftfHxQx/s400/pitbull+loses+fight+with+porcupine.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pit bulls being a very instinctively protective breed of dog, will defend their master agains nearly ANY animal. And now the poor thing looks like a living pin cushion. I can only IMAGINE the pain this poor animal must be going through.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/1015795399864329440/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/1015795399864329440' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/1015795399864329440'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/1015795399864329440'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/03/pitbull-loses-fight-with-porcupine.html' title='Pitbull loses fight with a porcupine'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipsC4J1TY_OWFm9Dk-cLeGtQRF9NWe0RnHMaFVMzPGtmlXmcNhIJpwGEtAIn4J_30Wwcy1FMHNyTZSPIrP4rzgasGq-aUJPSUuxWg1GkfaV052ENvTO2LW3SrMmpIlREmEkuSlfICTgIYb/s72-c/pitbull+porcupine+fight.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-831994510215795789</id><published>2008-03-22T11:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-22T11:51:01.801-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funny comments made by proctology patients"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="proctology comments"/><title type='text'>funny comments heard from patients of a proctologist</title><content type='html'>[A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. &quot;Take it easy, Doc, you&#39;re boldly going where no man    has gone before.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;2. &quot;Find Amelia Earhart yet?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;3. &quot;Can you hear me NOW?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;4. &quot;Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;5. &quot;Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;6. &quot;You know, in Arkansas, we&#39;re now legally married.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;7. &quot;Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;8. &quot;You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey....&quot;&lt;br /&gt;9. &quot;Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;10. &quot;If your hand doesn&#39;t &lt;a class=&quot;kLink&quot; oncontextmenu=&quot;return false;&quot; id=&quot;KonaLink3&quot; onmouseover=&quot;adlinkMouseOver(event,this,3);&quot; style=&quot;POSITION: static; TEXT-DECORATION: underline! important&quot; onclick=&quot;adlinkMouseClick(event,this,3);&quot; onmouseout=&quot;adlinkMouseOut(event,this,3);&quot; href=&quot;http://archives.gophercentral.com/Bizarre_News_You_May_Want_To_Sit_Down_For_This.html#&quot; target=&quot;_top&quot;&gt;fit&lt;/a&gt;, you must acquit!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;11. &quot;Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;12. &quot;You used to be an executive at Enron, didn&#39;t you?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;13. &quot;Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?&quot;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/831994510215795789/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/831994510215795789' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/831994510215795789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/831994510215795789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/03/funny-comments-heard-from-patients-of.html' title='funny comments heard from patients of a proctologist'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2490003716592544081.post-841412846038435892</id><published>2008-03-22T10:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-22T11:22:56.634-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="woman files lawsuit against American Airlines"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="woman sexually assaulted on airline flight"/><title type='text'>Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept</title><content type='html'>A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.&lt;br /&gt;The Harris County woman alleges employees knew of the risks associated with failing to “police the passengers to ensure that passengers do not hurt one another,” the suit states.Airline officials did not return calls seeking comment. In a statement to a Houston television station last year, a spokesman said the company regretted the incident, but the flight crew took appropriate action.&lt;br /&gt;The woman and her lawyer could not be reached for comment. The Star-Telegram does not identify victims of sexual crimes.&lt;br /&gt;Destined for a Spring Break visit with family and friends March 19, the woman flew from Houston to DFW Airport and had settled into her seat for the last leg of flight 2074 to Los Angeles about 11 p.m., the suit states. The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on descent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.&lt;br /&gt;The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.&lt;br /&gt;The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.&lt;br /&gt;When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested.The suit alleges that the during the investigation, American Airlines employees told police they witnessed the man move from his assigned seat into the row where the woman was sleeping.The woman is seeking punitive damages and a jury trial.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/feeds/841412846038435892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2490003716592544081/841412846038435892' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/841412846038435892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2490003716592544081/posts/default/841412846038435892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://randomweirdstorys.blogspot.com/2008/03/woman-files-lawsuit-against-amr-because.html' title='Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept'/><author><name>raven61775</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08296384204551620029</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0cS-FVTPAXmPf7pOuD0Kaz0YOFdL_aekRhgcwi0bW39AE19s_VzYY8F4GSjC9X2YZxVomc5V3ru0BJsanbq41ml4glU23PWh5aGX26AwaCGmEc4IDqTN2qMHQX_SVnw/s220/me+in+Texas+2+photoshoped.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>