Rants and Raves - The Mini Series

Update Info

2010-10-22T13:00:00.000-07:00

So this time around I thought i'd share some info as to the who/what/when/where/why/how of this'ee here blog for those of my followers. I'm not going to be a person who updates twice a day, or even once a day (maybe though). Basically, the way im trying to work this out is a once every other day type of deal. I currently have no internet, im posting this from a bloody wifi. I'm in the process of moving, as no jobs (see last post). So yeah, don't fret, I'll do my best to keep up with you all as much as I can.

Being broke blows blue balls on an albino monkey

2010-10-20T14:26:00.001-07:00

Still looking for a job. Such a shame that there is no middle-ground for democrats and republicans. It would sure as hell make everyones lives in the US easier. I got no problem working for my money, but all these silly bastards just don't wanna hire me. Fan-fucking-tastic American dream huh?

Green Lantern movie ... NO

2010-10-18T16:42:00.000-07:00

Ryan bloody Renolds are you fucking kidding me?! Nathon Fillon was perfect for the role of Hal Jordan! But to appease the masses, hollywood hipsterfies another great series. There are so many things wrong with this there is just no logical place to start.

I'll let the rest of you agree with me on this. If you don't ... well, you really don't need to be here. And you've probably got terrible taste, and are also a P. Dofile.

Personal and Private

2010-10-14T14:28:00.001-07:00

People have a private life and people have a professional life, and usually those two hells are kept pretty separate. For instance, I don’t know that much about my friends home life, other than the fact that he treats his wife like a dog, his dog like a wife, and his son like an androgynous ne’er-do-well who drained your retirement nest-egg to open up a yarn shop in Minneapolis

LUE - Life, universe, everything.

2010-10-14T14:26:00.000-07:00

There-there are actually many things in life that I’ve yet to figure out, like why men wear cellphones on their belt when they could so easily fit them in their pocket mere millimeters away. Or why - and I’m not complaining - women wear tube-tops even though every ten seconds it makes them do this: Get back in there! But, of all my endless queries, the one thing I damn sure will figure out - and soon - is how a friend of mine keeps coming up with all these fancy-pants answers. It is, for all intents and purposes, like they’re falling from the sky.

A special thanks to Starbucks

2010-10-14T14:15:00.000-07:00

A tip jar. Really? So what am I supposed to do, just duke you my change because you poured hot water through beans? Well, I’ll tell you what, my friend, unless you’re also planning on giving me a complimentary reach-around with my beverage, I’m afraid the answer is yeah…no! Here’s a ....–here’s a novel idea: Why don’t you go fetch me a very large cup of coffee with so damn many fake sugars in it, that the coffee itself gets cancer.