Rants and Raves - Wakado

Amazon Kindle 2 - wireless reading device

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:16:11 PST

We’re excited to introduce Amazon Kindle 2, the next generation wireless reading device. With a sleek and thin design that makes Kindle 2 as thin as a typical magazine and lighter than a paperpack, the new Kindle has seven times more storage and now holds over 1,500 books. It has a longer battery life and faster page turns. An advanced display provides even crisper images and clearer text for an

From Miss Maria Ahmed - RE: YOUR SISTER

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 11:20:14 PST

From Miss Maria Ahmed01 BP Rue 14 Abidjan Cote D Ivoire.Email: missmaria@maktoob.com Attn: Sir/Madam.It is my great privilege and honor to get in contact with you today. Ihave a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor Will I in any manner compel you to honour against your Will your profile pushed me to send you this mail,I am Mariea hmed 19 years old and the only Daughter of my late

Dear F&M Bank Customer

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:48:47 PST

Dear F&M Bank customer,We are hereby notifying you that we've recently suffered a phishing-Attack. Because we have registered too many frauds we suspended your account. For security reasons you must call us and provide the requested information so we can verify the integrity of your F&M ExpressOnline Banking account. If you fail to complete the verification in the next 24 hours your account will

THE MANAGEMENT & BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF THE FRONTIER GUARDS SERVICE LIMITED

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:31:59 PST

ATTENTION: RECEIVER,TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,THE MANAGEMENT & BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF THE FRONTIER GUARDS SERVICE LIMITED,WISH TO NOTIFY YOU THAT WE HAVE ROUNDED UP ALL NECESSARY CONSULTATIONS WITHTHE BACKLAYS BANK EXECUTIVES HERE IN LONDON, AS REGARD TO THE DELIVERY OF YOURCONSIGNMENT.IT IS OUR PLEASURE TO NOTIFY YOU THAT THE EXECUTIVES OF THE BANKHAVE APPROVED YOUR CONSIGNMENT OF TWO BOXES,WHICH

FBI Director

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:51:54 PDT

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION Website: www.fbi.gov ATTENTION FUND BENEFICIARY, THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ADVICE FROM THE FBI FOREIGN REMITTANCE/TELEGRAPHIC DEPT.,IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICETHAT THE C.B.N BANK NIGERIA DISTRICT HAS RELEASED10,500,000.00 U.S DOLLARS INTO BANK OF AMERICA IN YOURNAME AS THE BENEFICIARY, BY INHERITANCE MEANS.THEC.B.N BANK NIGERIA KNOWING FULLY WELLTHAT

The Vibrator !!!

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:22:31 PDT

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.Shocked, she asked:' what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied:' mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' The next

Whats UP !!!

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:15:52 PDT

Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. It is yet another example of why people learning English have trouble with the language. Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. (But then, that's probably true of many languages.) There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in

Peggy Ford GREETING

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:14:15 PDT

From. Peggy Ford.Dear One.Good Day, i know that this message will come to you as suprise, but is bord on genune business and that is while i contacted you for help.I am Peggy Ford the the only child of the late Terry Ford, a farmer In Zimbabwe. I am contacting you for assistance due to the recent problems that we are facing in Zimbabwe.After the last general elections in my country where the

The Last Will And Testament Of The Late Daniel Parker

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:48:49 PDT

Dear beneficiary On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engineer Daniel Parker I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address stated on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engineer Daniel Parker made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seventy Million Pounds

More Email Scams Pulled From My Inbox This Week 10/04/08

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 07:51:07 PDT

FRANKLIN MOYEZ & ASSOCIATES LAW FIRM(MANAGING PARTNER).Attn:Beneficiary,On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Gen. FardenBenson ; I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returnedundelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address stated on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Gen. Farden Benson made you a beneficiary to his WILL.

(SCAM) UK National Lottery WINNING NOTIFICATION:Mrs.Lizzy James (SCAM)

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:44:11 PDT

Here's another UK Lottery scam email to watch out for...UK National LotteryThe Marina Offices, St Peters Yacht Basin, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 1HX England Ref: UK/9420X2/70 Batch: 074/05/ZY345 WINNING NOTIFICATION: We happily announce to you the draw (1155) of the U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY, online SweepstakesInternational program.” Your e-mail address" attached to ticket number:"56475600545 188" with

Barack Obama joke / Little Johnny Joke On Barack Obama

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:31:55 PDT

Presidential candidate Barack H. Obama was visiting a primary school and he visitedone of the classrooms. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words andtheir meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like tolead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democrat presidentialcandidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' One little

The Rules of Bedroom Golf

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:13:42 PDT

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to

Pictures of a Whitetail Deer Fawn and Horses

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:24:51 PDT

According to the email these photos arrived in,the mother doe came and collected the fawn after the horses had moved on... Hope you enjoy BJCTechnorati Tags:whitetail deer, horse pictures, deer fawn and horses photos, nature pictures, horses and deer picturesGenerated By Technorati Tag Generator

R Kelly Found NOT GUILTY Of Child Pornography Charges

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:37:13 PDT

R. Kelly Is Acquitted in Child Pornography CaseCHICAGO — It took more than six years for prosecutors to get the R&B star R. Kelly into court on charges of child pornography. It only took a few hours for a jury to declare him not guilty on all 14 counts.Mr. Kelly had been accused of making a 27-minute sex tape with an under-age female. But a high-powered defense team convinced the jury of nine men

Tim Russert Dead At Age 58 Of Apparent Heart Attack

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:09:30 PDT

Political journalist Tim Russert dies at 58A host of pundits had predicted it for weeks. But somehow, Hillary Rodham Clinton's quest for the Democratic presidential nomination didn't truly seem doomed until May 6, when Tim Russert told the world Barack Obama would win the race.About 16 years before, Mr. Russert made the same call for Clinton's husband, a scrappy governor from Arkansas. Mr.

How to Make Dandelion Wine.

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:29:28 PDT

How to Make Dandelion Winefrom wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can EditDandelions are in season during the summer and spring months, but they lend themselves deliciously to a beverage you can serve year-round. April and May are the best months to harvest dandelions for the purpose of wine making in the Northern hemisphere.[1] Try it out and taste it for yourself. Ingredients 1 package (7 g

The Lone Ranger

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:52:57 PDT

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before

Carnation Milk - 65 YEARS AGO

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:38:49 PDT

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'She

The Koala and the Lizard !

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:28:50 PDT

A koala was sitting in a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his

Two Blind Pilots

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:15:21 PDT

Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The

For All The Big Brother Fans - James Zinkand and Chelsia (Hart)

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:00:15 PDT

Fame and Fortune From BB9Chelsia Hart Is Miss PiggyTechnorati Tags:bb9, big brother 9, james, chelsia, "reality tv", big brother 9 james and chelsia, bb9 james gay, Generated By Technorati Tag Generator

Now You Can Wipe Your Ass On Hillary Clinton's Face !

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:52:44 PDT

Hillary ClintonAre you sick of seeing "Queen" Hillary's face everywhere? Well, now you can put her next to her rightful throne - your own! A great gift for that Republican you know, or a gag gift for a Democrat! Her face is printed throughout the whole roll!Or Maybe You Would Rather Wipe It On One Of These Guy'sDick CheneyNow the current VP is on TP! If you think he's full of crap, you can show

Statue of Liberty Photo

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:14:04 PST

This is INCREDIBLE ! The picture was taken in 1918. It is 18,000 men preparing for war in a training camp at Camp Dodge in Iowa.A gift from our grandfathers...Imagine how long these men had to stand in that one spot to set it up correctly.Technorati Tags:statue of liberty, statue of liberty photo, camp dodge, 1918Generated By Technorati Tag Generator

Hooked On Phonics

noreply@blogger.com (BJC) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:57:51 PST

A Frickin' ElephantJake is five and learning to read.He points at a picture in a zoo book andsays, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' elephant!"Deep breath... "What did you call it?""It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama!It says so on the picture!"and so it does..." A f r i c a n Elephant "Hooked on phonics!Ain't it wonderful?Technorati Tags:elephants, hooked on phonics, adult jokes, adult humor, Generated By