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RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #121

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:11:00 +0000

"Before we begin our Time Management Seminar, did everyone get one of these 36-hour wrist watches?"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #121

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #120

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Thu, 10 Jul 2014 09:32:00 +0000

"I"m sending you to a seminar to help you work harder and be more productive."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #120

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #119

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Wed, 09 Jul 2014 09:53:00 +0000

"To conform to government safety regulations, no one may climb the ladder of success without wearing a harness and special non-slip shoes."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #119

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #118

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Tue, 08 Jul 2014 09:20:00 +0000

"Suspending your keyboard from the ceiling forces you to sit up straight, thus reducing fatigue."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #118

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #117

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Mon, 07 Jul 2014 09:46:00 +0000

"How"s my managing? Call 800-555-BOSS."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #117

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #116

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Fri, 04 Jul 2014 09:35:00 +0000

"If at first you don"t succeed, shift the blame, change the rules, redirect the focus of your critics, spin the media, redefine success, and there won"t be any need to try, try again!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #116

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #115

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Thu, 03 Jul 2014 09:30:00 +0000

"I"m disappointed in your job performance. It"s been ages since you"ve brought me an innovative idea to ignore."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #115

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #114

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Wed, 02 Jul 2014 09:16:00 +0000

"I haven"t read your proposal yet, but I already have some great ideas on how to improve it!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #114

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #113

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Tue, 01 Jul 2014 09:02:00 +0000

"This is a major project of utmost importance, but it has no budget, no guidelines, no support staff, and it"s due in 15 minutes. At last, here"s your chance to really impress everyone!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #113

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #112

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 09:24:00 +0000

"Your bad attitude was starting to affect the others. That"s much better."

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RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #112

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #111

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 09:08:00 +0000

"As CEO, I try to set an example for everyone else in the company. That"s why you never hear me complaining about the size of my paycheck!"

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #111

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #110

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Thu, 26 Jun 2014 09:59:00 +0000

"We"ve got to draw the line on unethical behaviour. But draw it in pencil."

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #110

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #109

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Wed, 25 Jun 2014 09:14:00 +0000

"The way I see it, unethical ethics are better than no ethics at all!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #109

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #108

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Tue, 24 Jun 2014 09:04:00 +0000

"Your resume is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I"d like to hire you to write our Annual Report."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #108

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #107

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Mon, 23 Jun 2014 09:49:00 +0000

"I"m fluent in several languages - I speak schmooze, spin, evasion, bull, and plain ol" common sense!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #107

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #106

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Fri, 20 Jun 2014 09:18:00 +0000

"I suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder. Not from the war, from my last job interview."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #106

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #105

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Thu, 19 Jun 2014 09:06:00 +0000

"I never promised you a company car. I promised you a set of wheels."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #105

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #65

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Thu, 24 Apr 2014 10:33:00 +0000

"Office Maintenance, could you send someone up to the 9th floor to adjust my attitude and install more patience?"
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RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #64

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Wed, 23 Apr 2014 10:32:00 +0000

"How long have I been working here? Since I heard you walking towards my desk!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #64

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #63

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Tue, 22 Apr 2014 09:30:00 +0000

"On the bottom of my resume you"ll find a coupon for 50 cents off my first paycheck."

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #63

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #62

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Mon, 21 Apr 2014 09:28:00 +0000

"My topic is "How To Give A Presentation Without Losing Your Audience"s Attention". The End. Thank you for coming."

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #62

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #61

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Fri, 18 Apr 2014 09:27:00 +0000

"I"d like to go into politics when I grow up. When are we going to learn some fuzzy math?"

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #61

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noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Thu, 17 Apr 2014 09:25:00 +0000

"Our substitute teacher is an app!"

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #60

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #59

noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Wed, 16 Apr 2014 10:24:00 +0000

"All the charm and majesty of a tropical rainforest. That sounds better than saying the roof leaks!"

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #59

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noreply@blogger.com (Mike Morrison) — Tue, 15 Apr 2014 10:23:00 +0000

"There"s even an app that gives you a foot massage! Just set your ringer to "vibrate" and stick it in your sock."

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #58