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Republic Day SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:39:00 +0530

Itni si baat hawao ko bataye rakhna,
roshni hogi chirago ko jalaye rakhna,
Lahu dekar ki hai jiski ifazat hamne,
aise tirange ko sada apne dil me basaye rakhna…

Yein Kisney Kokhen Leel Dee Hamari Maon Kee
Kyon Bhagat Singh Jaisa Koi Paida Hota Nahin
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Republic Day Wishes..

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:36:00 +0530

Ye ek din ki vatanparasti mujh se nhi hoti, in khokle msges ka exchange deshbhakti nhi hoti. Happy Republic Day

SABHI BHARAT VASION KO
REPUBLICDAY KI
HARDIK SHUBHKAMNAYEIN,
MERI DUA HAI MERE DESH PER KISI KI NAZAR NA LAGE,AESE HI FULON KI TARAH MAHEKTA RAHE
JAIHIND
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Happy Republic Day Sms

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:31:00 +0530

Azad BHAARAT ke Nalayako,
Aaj agar Valentine day hota to message box overflow hota.
Chalo utho
Or sab ko 26 Jan ki Shubhkamnaye do.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.

Q marte ho yaro snam ke liye,
N degi duppta kfan k liye,
Mrna h to maro "VATAN" k liye, "TIRANGA" TO mile ga kfan ke liye .
Jai Hind
Happy Republic day..
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26th January Sms In Hindi..

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:26:00 +0530

Main iska Hanuman hoon
Ye desh mera RAM hai,
Chhati chir ke dekh lo
Andar baitha HINDUSTAN hai.
Jay Hind!
Happy Republic Day

Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko, jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai, khusnasib hota hai wo khoon jo desh ke kaam aata hai, “HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY”
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Republic Day Speech in English 2

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:14:00 +0530

26th January 1950 is one of the most important days in Indian history as it was on this day the constitution of India came into force and India became a truly sovereign state. In this day India became a totally republican unit. The country finally realized the dream of Mahatma Gandhi and the numerous freedom fighters who, fought for and sacrificed their lives for the Independence of their country. So, the 26th of January was decreed a national holiday and has been recognized and celebrated as the Republic Day of India, ever since.
Although India obtained its independence on August 15, 1947, the Constitution of India came into effect only on January 26, 1950. During the transition period from 1947 to 1950, King George VI was the head of state. Lord Mountbatten and C. Rajagopalachari served as the Governors-General of India during this period. Following January 26, 1950, Rajendra Prasad was elected as the first president of India.
there is a dreamtime,
a land of fish and stars-
it is for these
that we have come
to live on the eatth.
jai hind
nehru
January 26 was not some random date picked out of the calendar. It was on this date in 1927, that the Indian National Congress, then fighting its non-violent war for freedom, voted for complete independence as against ‘dominion status’. It was the date when members of the INC took the pledge to work towards a ‘sovereign democratic republic’ of India.
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Rupublic Day Speech in English

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:07:00 +0530

Republic Day is the name of a public holiday in several countries to commemorate the day when they first became republics. Some of these are former Commonwealth realms, in which the British monarch was head of state until the change of status.Although India obtained its independence on August 15, 1947, the Constitution of India came into effect only on January 26, 1950. During the transition period from 1947 to 1950, King George VI was the head of state. Lord Mountbatten and C. Rajagopalachari served as the Governors-General of India during this period. Following January 26, 1950, Rajendra Prasad was elected as the first president of India.

The Constitution of India was formally adopted by the Parliament, and India declared itself as a “Republic” on January 26, 1950, a date thereafter celebrated annually as Republic Day in India. The Constitution had been prepared by the Constituent Assembly which was set up upon India gaining its independence from the British in 1947. This, in fact, was a deliberate act: the 26th of January was initially India’s “Independence Day”, one of Mahatma Gandhi’s many symbolic acts during India’s Freedom Struggle against the British colonial rule, and the adoption of the Constitution on this date was felt able to strengthen its initial meaning, one calling for Indians of all ages to declare their freedom from the British Raj.

It is one of three annual national holidays in India, the other two being the nation’s Independence Day on August 15 (since 1947) and the birthday of Mohandas K Gandhi or Mahatma Gandhi on October 2. And so, after the disposal of the Empire of India; King George VI was the last and only “King” of the modern India..

New Years Prayer for 2012

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 22:44:00 +0530

May GOD make ur year a happy one!
Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain,

But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;
Not by making your path easy,

But by making you sturdy to travel any path;
Not by taking hardships from you,

But by taking fear from your heart;
Not by granting you unbroken sunshine,

But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows;
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..

Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,

Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2012.

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Christmas Messages, Christmas Quotes, Christmas Wishes

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 10:50:00 +0530

WISH U MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

"Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and happy holidays."

"May we all show each other the love and patience that we may not deserve this Christmas. This is the true spirit of Christmas."

"It's easy to get caught up in all the business of Christmas, but I'm wishing you a peaceful Christmas full of the most important things."

"Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! May you be surrounded by all the things that bring Christmas cheer."

"May you be reminded of all the most important things in your life this Christmas. Merry Christmas!". Read more...

Christmas Prayer for all - Merry Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 10:46:00 +0530

A prayer of Love from your heart and soul to God

"Dear God - love me please"

"Dear God - please love me free"

A prayer for Love - a quest for Love from God to tell God "love me please"

Love so sweet and healing - experienced instantly during the love prayer by all true hearts

The core of God Yoga is the Love prayer "Dear God - please love me free". Read more...

Why Guys like Girls!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:49:00 +0530

Girls always Smell Good,
Even if Its just Shampoo..

The Way They Sleep on your Shoulders..

The Ease with Which They Fit;
Into your Arms..

The Way They Say: "I Miss you.."
The Way They Fall into your Arms When They Cry..
The Way Their Tears
Make You Want to Change the World
So that It doesn't Hurt Them..

Because Once They Come into your Life,
Whatever They are to the World,
They Become Everything to you.. !

Share This If You Like Someone Or Someone Likes You.. !! :)))

Happy Holiday Season

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 9 Dec 2011 06:33:00 +0530

Happy Holidays To All...

Enjoy your time and have fun..

Cheers...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

Short life story...

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 2 Dec 2011 03:03:00 +0530

A poor boy loved a rich girl.
One day the boy proposed her. Then the girl said, "listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses. Should I be involved with you? How could you thought that? I will never love you. So, forget me 'n get engaged with someone else of your level."

But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.

10 years later.

One day they became face to face in a shopping center. The lady said, "Hey! you! How are you? Now I'm married. Do you know how much is my husband's salary? Rs. 2 lac per month! Can you imagine? 'n he is also very smart."

The guy's eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words.

After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing the guy.

"Sir! You here? Meet my wife." Then he said to her wife, "I'm going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 200 crore. 'n do u know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn't get her. That's why still he is unmarried. How much lucky the girl was. Isn't it? Now a days who can love like that way?"

Moral: Life is not so short. So, don't be so proud of yourself and damn others. Situations change with time. Every one should respect other's love.

Share this If You Love Someone.. !

Har ek friend zaruri hota hai...

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 1 Dec 2011 09:55:00 +0530

Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai

Chai ke liye jaise toast hota hai--Vaise har ek friend zaroori hota hai

Aise har ek friend zaroori hota hai--Koi subah paanch baje neend se jagaye
Koi raat ko teen baje jaan bachaye

Ek teri kadki mein sharing kare--Aur Ek tere budget mein sneak in kare
Koi nature se guest koi host hota hai--Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai

Ek ghadi ghadi kaam aaye par kabhi kabhi call kare

Ek kabhi kabhi kaam aaye aur ghadi ghadi call kare

Gossip ka koi ghoomta phirta satellite--Koi sath rahe toh kar de sab alright
Koi effortless koi forced hota hai--Lekin har ek friend zaroori hota hai

Chat Room friend koi classroom friend -- Koi bike pe race wala vroom vroom friend
Shopping mall wala shopping friend--Koi Exam hall wala copying friend
Movie buddy groovy buddy

Hi buddy--Bye buddy ----Joke buddy Poke buddy
Gaana Buddy Shaana buddy ---Chaddi Buddy Yaar Buddy
Kutte --kamine--- Everybody---Sab buddy
A to Z

Gin Gin ke naam bheja Roast hota hai--Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai
Lekin har ek friend zaroori hota hai

Walmart:Christmas offer....

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 02:15:00 +0530

Shop early with the confidence that you'll be getting a great price .

With the christmas Price guarantee,if you find a lower price advertised price on an identical in-stock product at a local

retail competetor's store between nov 1- Dec 25...Read more...

Life of a girl

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 09:23:00 +0530

♥ girl... ♥

-From the day one..

she becomes apple of her father’s eyes…
Her silent tears do wonders..
and Dad agrees to do on what he said a big 'No' earlier..!

-She can walk in style all day long wdout lukng tired...:D

-She burns her hand....while lrng cokng 4 u..but nvr complains...:(

-She can cry all night, but the next morning when her eyes are red..

its just because mascara hit her eyes.. =)

-She Likes to be called "Angel" or "Princess" or "Baby"… ♥

-She will drop a lot of hints to tell you that she Loves you♥

But she won’t come say it directly..

-When a guy says something really sentimental,

She will remember it forever.. :)

-When a girl cooks for you.. You know..?

You mean a lot to her..♥

-She feels Honoured.. when You ask her Advice.. =)

-She feels Shy.. when you look at her Silently.. =)

-She feels Protective when she is dependent on you.. ♥

-she is expected to seal her Words …

to crush her emotions… to stop her tears..

and to have a big smile on her face.. no matter she is crying hard inside.. =(

-She is one.. who is treated as a Princess in her Parent's House,

when she gets Married.. She leaves every thing behind..

her Parents, their Love.. her Room..

she adopts your family Values.. even your family name..

She calls ur mother "Mum"... and ur father "Dad" :)

luv her...coz so many luv her but she choses to luv u.....♥

Do u hav sum1 so spcial in ur lives too..?

Cyber Monday Deals may hit record

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 09:07:00 +0530

In what began as an afterthought to Black Friday, Cyber Monday has become the No. 1 online shopping day of the year. There are signs that consumers plan to spend heavily online this holiday season.

The first Monday after Thanksgiving, Cyber Monday traditionally marks the first big jump in online spending for the holidays. Millions of consumers are expected to storm retail websites for Web-only deep discounts, special promotions and free shipping.

No longer just an afterthought to Black Friday, Cyber Monday has grown in importance in recent years.

In 2006 it was only the 12th-biggest online spending day of the year. It's jumped in the rankings every year since, landing in the No. 1 spot last year for the first time, said Andrew Lipsman, vice president of industry analysis at market research firm ComScore Inc., which tracks online spending.

Cyber Monday sales topped $1 billion in 2010, and Lipsman estimated that sales this year could reach a record $1.2 billion.

Already there are signs that consumers plan to spend heavily online this Christmas season. Read more...

What happened in the aftermath of Operation Blue Star?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 4 Jun 2011 13:58:00 +0530

Sikhs across the world were shocked when news poured in that the Golden Temple had been captured by Indian armed forces.

Many Sikhs in prominent administrative positions resigned in protest, and many in the armed forces quit. Sikhs also returned awards and honors they had received from the Indian government, the most prominent being author Khushwant Singh who returned his Padma Bhushan.

The operation also led to the assassination of the then Prime Minister Indira Gandhi on October 31. She was gunned down by two of her Sikh bodyguards, Satwant Singh and Beant Singh.

The assassination triggered anti-Sikh riots that went on for four days when Congress supporters went on a rampage killing Sikh men and women, destroying homes, and attacking Gurdwaras.

The worst-hit was Delhi. Sikhs fled the city in huge numbers. Human rights organisations put the death toll at between 10,000 and 17,000. Human Rights Watch says the government has yet to prosecute those responsible for the mass killings.

What was Operation Blue Star?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 4 Jun 2011 13:41:00 +0530

It was on this day 27 years ago that Operation Blue Star flushed out Jarnail Singh Bhindranwale and his separatist followers from the Golden Temple in Amritsar.

It was a military raid ordered by Indira Gandhi to eliminate separatists who had taken cover in the holiest of Sikh shrines. The operation spanned four days, between June 3 and 6, and was carried out by the Indian Army which laid siege to the temple complex with tanks and armoured vehicles.

The then Vice-Chief of Indian Army SK Sinha was first asked to lead the operation, but he advised against it saying it this would hurt Sikh sentiments. Indira Gandhi replaced him with Lt Gen A S Vaidya, who along with Lt Gen K Sundarji then planned the operation.

The operation kicked-off with a 36-hour curfew on June 3. All communication was suspended in Punjab, cutting off the state from the rest of the world.

The assault on the temple and the timing of it came in for heavy criticism as heavy artillery was used in the congested by lanes of Amritsar which lead to the death of many innocent bystanders. There was a huge uproar in the Sikh community worldwide, which was followed by hate crimes on Sikhs in parts of India.

Memorial Day History

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 30 May 2011 14:19:00 +0530

Memorial Day, originally called Decoration Day, is a day of remembrance for those who have died in our nation's service. There are many stories as to its actual beginnings, with over two dozen cities and towns laying claim to being the birthplace of Memorial Day. There is also evidence that organized women's groups in the South were decorating graves before the end of the Civil War: a hymn published in 1867, "Kneel Where Our Loves are Sleeping" by Nella L. Sweet carried the dedication "To The Ladies of the South who are Decorating the Graves of the Confederate Dead" (Source: Duke University's Historic American Sheet Music, 1850-1920). While Waterloo N.Y. was officially declared the birthplace of Memorial Day by President Lyndon Johnson in May 1966, it's difficult to prove conclusively the origins of the day. It is more likely that it had many separate beginnings; each of those towns and every planned or spontaneous gathering of people to honor the war dead in the 1860's tapped into the general human need to honor our dead, each contributed honorably to the growing movement that culminated in Gen Logan giving his official proclamation in 1868. It is not important who was the very first, what is important is that Memorial Day was established. Memorial Day is not about division. It is about reconciliation; it is about coming together to honor those who gave their all.

General John A. Logan
Library of Congress, Prints & Photographs Division, [LC-B8172- 6403 DLC (b&w film neg.)]
Memorial Day was officially proclaimed on 5 May 1868 by General John Logan, national commander of the Grand Army of the Republic, in his General Order No. 11, and was first observed on 30 May 1868, when flowers were placed on the graves of Union and Confederate soldiers at Arlington National Cemetery. The first state to officially recognize the holiday was New York in 1873. By 1890 it was recognized by all of the northern states. The South refused to acknowledge the day, honoring their dead on separate days until after World War I (when the holiday changed from honoring just those who died fighting in the Civil War to honoring Americans who died fighting in any war). It is now celebrated in almost every State on the last Monday in May (passed by Congress with the National Holiday Act of 1971 (P.L. 90 - 363) to ensure a three day weekend for Federal holidays), though several southern states have an additional separate day for honoring the Confederate war dead: January 19 in Texas, April 26 in Alabama, Florida, Georgia, and Mississippi; May 10 in South Carolina; and June 3 (Jefferson Davis' birthday) in Louisiana and Tennessee.

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Best Foods For Women To Eat Everyday-Part2

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 29 May 2011 00:41:00 +0530

Best Foods For Women To Eat Everyday-Part1

4. Beans

No matter what type of bean you choose, each tiny package is bursting with a rich array of nutrients. Beans are an incredibly rich source of folate, fiber, tryptophan, protein, iron, magnesium, and potassium, and they’ve been linked to a reduced risk of type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, and breast cancer.

Hands-down one of the best food sources of fiber you can find, one cup of cooked pinto beans contains nearly 15 grams of fiber (along with a score of other essential nutrients)-but you’ll find plentiful fiber in all bean varieties. Fiber is a wonder nutrient that fills you up, regulates digestion, lowers LDL (“bad”) cholesterol, helps control weight, and has a preventive effect on diabetes and heart disease.

Potassium is vital to the health of every type of cell in our bodies, and you can find good amounts of this mineral in lima, pinto, and kidney beans. Potassium plays an essential part in bone strength, muscle function, and nerve function. Numerous studies have shown a positive link between dietary potassium intake and bone mineral density in pre-, peri- and postmenopausal women, suggesting an important role in preventing osteoporosis in all women.

5. Walnuts

A 2008 study performed by the American Institute for Cancer Research found that eating two serving of walnuts each day is directly linked to the prevention of breast cancer, along with the reduced growth of tumors in the breast. Since women are at risk for breast cancer, adding walnuts to their diet is an important step to take toward prevention.

6. Cranberry Juice

According to Cooking Light’s Callahan, cranberry juice helps prevent and treat urinary tract infections in women.

Callahan reveals that cranberry juice contains certain antioxidants known as proanthocyanins which keep the infection-causing bacteria from sticking to the bladder walls where it can breed infection.

7. Milk and Lowfat Yogurt

According to Nursingdegree.net, lowfat yogurt is one of the top 100 foods that women should be eating, along with milk and other calcium-rich foods. Foods high in calcium are important for women since they fortify and strengthen the bones, which decreases and may even prevent osteoporosis later in life.

Best Foods For Women To Eat Everyday-Part1

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 29 May 2011 00:17:00 +0530

Although healthy foods provide nutritional benefits to people of all ages, ethnicity and genders, certain types of food may be particularly beneficial for women. Science has revealed that certain foods may help prevent the diseases and symptoms women are prone to such as heart disease, osteoporosis, breast cancer and hot flashes.

1. Broccoli

Broccoli is practically unrivaled among all foods when it comes to protecting against cancer. Its powerful phytonutrients not only help neutralize carcinogens, but they also stimulate detoxifying enzymes that help the body rid itself of cancer-causing and other harmful toxins. Indole-3-carbinol, another compound found in broccoli, is particularly healthy for women; it’s been shown to reduce the risk of breast and cervical cancers and helps suppress the spread of existing cancer. This green vegetable also happens to be one of the richest food sources of the flavonoid kaempferol, which has shown protective benefits against ovarian cancer.

What’s more, broccoli is a superior source of folate, a B vitamin that’s needed for making and protecting DNA, producing new blood, forming new cells, and synthesizing protein.

Folate is one of the most essential nutrients for pregnant women. It supports proper development of the fetal nervous system and protects against neural tube (birth) defects. Second, research shows that women are twice as likely as men to experience depression, and numerous studies have linked folate deficiency with depression. The good news: There’s also evidence showing that boosting folate levels can increase serotonin levels and improve symptoms of depression.

An added bonus: As a natural diuretic, broccoli helps reduce bloating and water retention associated with premenstrual syndrome.

2. Onions

Onions have many healing and health-promoting properties: They’re anti-inflammatory, antibacterial, and a natural blood thinner. Rich in chromium, vitamin C, and dietary fiber, onions are also a good source of manganese, vitamin B6, tryptophan, folate, and potassium.

This bulbous vegetable is used to combat cancer, arthritis, and osteoporosis, and it helps fight infections, colds, fevers, and asthma. Onions also help prevent constipation, increase blood circulation, improve gastrointestinal health, promote heart health, and are thought to help lower blood pressure and triglycerides.

They’re particularly good for women, who are four times as likely as men to develop osteoporosis—and who are at even higher risk for osteoporosis during and after menopause. Onions help prevent bone loss by destroying osteoclasts, a type of bone cell that’s responsible for the breakdown of bones. In effect, onions work like bisphosphonates, a type of medication that’s commonly prescribed to treat or prevent bone disease. But unlike those potent drugs, onions bust up osteoclasts without dangerous side effects. And, like broccoli, onions are a potent cancer-fighting food; high onion consumption has been linked to a whopping 25 percent reduced risk of breast cancer and a 73 percent reduced risk of ovarian cancer.

3. Leafy Greens

Leafy greens such as kale, spinach, watercress, cabbage, turnip greens, collard greens, and arugula share similar nutrient profiles, featuring impressive scores of vitamins K, A, and C; calcium; potassium; beta-carotene; manganese; folate; magnesium; iron; and dietary fiber.

Well-known research tracking 66,940 women enrolled in the Nurses’ Health Study found a 40 percent decrease in the incidence of ovarian cancer in women with the highest dietary kaempferol intake as compared to women with the lowest intake. Along with broccoli, kale is one of the best sources of kaempferol—which has been associated with a reduced risk of heart disease. Kaemperfol is also found in tea as well as in Brussels sprouts and other greens.

Spinach is extremely high in iron, which protects the immune system and helps the body produce energy. It’s especially important for menstruating and pregnant women, who require higher levels of this nutrient. However, iron deficiency is one of the most common nutrient deficiencies for all women. Iron deficiency causes anemia and low energy due to decreased oxygen being delivered to the cells. You can find iron in most leafy greens; other good sources include chard, mustard greens, and romaine lettuce.

Dark leafy greens like Swiss chard, spinach, kelp, and turnip greens are also excellent sources of magnesium, which plays a significant role in many key biological processes. This miracle mineral has been credited with a slew of health benefits, including lowering blood pressure, strengthening the immune system, strengthening bones, aiding in sleep, relaxing muscles, and relieving stress and anxiety.

Magnesium has been shown to reduce the severity and recurrence of migraine headaches. And a study of 60 women with urinary urge incontinence found that magnesium supplementation improved the symptoms of overactive bladder in nearly half of participants. Magnesium also aids in calcium absorption, playing a significant role in preventing osteoporosis; several studies on humans have shown that magnesium helps maintain bone mineral density.

Depression has been linked to low levels of calcium and magnesium, so it shouldn’t come as a surprise that a study comparing the bone mass of depressed premenopausal women to their nondepressed peers found that the depressed women had reduced bone mass and the most thinning in their hip bones, putting them at higher risk of fractures.

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Petrol Price Hike Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 May 2011 14:20:00 +0530

This is how hike in Petrol price is affecting youngsters...

Terrific Tongue Twisters to Twist Your Tongue

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 15 May 2011 22:51:00 +0530

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

Osama bin Laden dead?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 2 May 2011 11:20:00 +0530

"Justice has been done," President Obama says in a televised speech to the nation. Bin Laden, mastermind behind the Sept. 11 attacks and Al Qaeda leader, was killed by a CIA-led team at a compound inside Pakistan.

"Justice has been done," the President said solemnly in a hastily-arranged late night TV address from the East Room of the White House. Bin Laden, he said, "murdered thousands of innocent men, women and children" and his death was "the most significant achievement to date" in the U.S. war against the al Qaeda, terrorist network that bin Laden founded, led and inspired.

As described by the President and top administration officials, the successful effort to track down bin Laden centered on a man whom the officials described as a trusted courier for al Qaeda, a protégé of Khalid Sheik Muhammed, the operational mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks.. Read more...

Is it true?

Another Corporate Lesson - Short Story

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 1 May 2011 00:24:00 +0530

In a poor zoo of India , a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a centrally air-conditioned environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card as well.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained a few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too Much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India .

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted him, Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering bananas to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but... the delivery of food is according to your documents.

What do you mean? The lion roared fiercely.

Did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!

Moral of the story:

Better to be a Lion in India rather than a Monkey elsewhere!