Real Estate Humor. That's Not My Monkey!

2011-11-02T09:24:00.001-07:00

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Funny Real Estate Sayings

2010-01-11T11:53:00.000-08:00

Funny Real Estate Sayings

* I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary? Until they foreclose.

* Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.

* The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.

* If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.

* My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.

* If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.

* This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a down payment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.

* Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.

* The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.

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Crazy Realtor Lady Does Thriller Dance in Ghostbuster Costume

2009-11-03T08:57:00.000-08:00

Crazy Realtor lady does Thriller Dance in Ghostbuster costume for Halloween 2009.

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OnTheAvenues SEO

2009-09-23T13:22:00.001-07:00

Great place for information related to SEO, search engine optimization as it relates to web sites, blogs, and using SEO techniques for social networking and more. Latest news, processes and answers to questions to help you perform better on the internet by knowing how to use the proper resources

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Best Forex Program Reviews. Top Forex Software Reviews.

2009-09-23T10:17:00.001-07:00

Unbiased Forex Software Reviews, Forex Program Reviews. Using the best Forex software will net you more in forex returns!

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Trailer Life. RV Living

2009-09-23T10:15:00.003-07:00

For People On The Road! Resource Guide For Trailers, 5th Wheels, MotorCoach. Trailer Living honors those folks who enjoy the freedom of being able to pick up and go whenever they wish. From trailer humor, trailer park living tips to useful RV, 5th wheel, motorcoach info to trailer parks and National parks information, RV cooking and so much more. We make trailer living and RV-ing hip, cool and fun.

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Trailer Life. RV Living

2009-09-23T10:15:00.001-07:00

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Real Estate Info. Phoenix AZ

2009-09-23T09:34:00.001-07:00

Helpful group of realtor's from The Cutty Group providing insight into the real estate market, home loans, home buying, foreclosures,bank owned,short sales, home market news and all things real estate

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Mashup Resources For Living Life

2009-09-23T09:31:00.001-07:00

Helpful blog on living life. Over 50 categories ranging from advice,useful techniques, humor, weird facts, travel,top 10 lists and more. The Good, The Bad, The Ugly...all is one place

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FSBO Funny Real Estate Sign

2009-03-02T09:55:00.000-08:00

The law says you must give full disclosure of any problems with a house when you sell it. Here's someone who followed that law to the letter.

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America's Mortgage Broker Humor. Yo, Joe Homebuyer

2009-02-25T14:15:00.000-08:00

Yo, Joe Homebuyer! Where ya been?

I am writing this to all of the home buyers out there. I’m calling you Joe so if your name is Susan, Elijah, Maricela, or Bob, don’t be offended. Joe is easy to remember and type. Your last name may be different but for today your last name is Homebuyer. So, this letter is for you, Joe Homebuyer.

Anyway, how have you been ? We’ve missed you a lot this year in the housing market, Joe. I know that we’ve had a heckuva party the first five years of the decade and frankly, it might have gotten a little too crazy for you. Sorry about that. You know how it is when that cheap money keeps flowing like a keg at a frat party; nobody ever knows when to say when. Some of us didn’t see you slip out the back door when that groovy band, The Speculators, came in and started selling homes to each other last year. I’m sorry I didn’t get a chance to tell you good bye and get your phone number. I really wanted to get together .

Joe, let me tell you the gossip. The Speculators really weren’t that good; they only knew one or two songs. A new guy named Ben Bernanke came and made us all straighten up and fly right. He raised the price of money. Fortunately, it looks like he stopped. The sellers are all in a fog now. They don’t know how the price of their homes isn’t logical to someone like you BUT…they’re starting to get the message. The builders? Fuhgedaboutit.

I think we’re all in bit in a fog but we’ll be partying again soon. I know that you’re hearing all kinds of bad things from those dudes at the newspapers, and the TV, and on blogs on the internet but you have to remember that they are spectators not players. In the meantime, you have a pretty good chance to be first in line when the new band gets cranked up. They’ve got kind of gloomy sound but you might like them. They’re called “The Foreclosures”. I heard them back in the 90s and man they are even better than “The Speculators“. I hear they’re back for their “Together Again Tour”. I promise you that you won’t want to miss their show!

I’ll tell you what. Why don’t you come on in and see me or another mortgage broker. We’ve toned things down a lot since the last party. We’re not letting the underage kids get into the party with those exotic loans anymore. Dude, that was nuts! Now we actually care if you can make the payments. We’ll get you pre-approved with some sane terms and find you a payment you can afford. We’ll introduce you to some really cool Realtors who also learned a lesson from the last party.

These Realtors totally rock! When “The Foreclosures” start playing, they’ll get you front row seats below face value. All we have to do is ask them to low-ball the sellers. Those sellers are in such a fog and are so scared of “ The Foreclosures: Together Again Tour” that they’ll bail and you’ll get a SWEET deal!

Joe, we really miss you. We’ll make sure to listen to you. You’ve been so good to us in the past and without you, there just isn’t any party! Call me or just leave your number here. I’m looking forward to seeing you again!

Source: Brian Brady is a Managing Director of a mortgage banking firm and hasn’t been to a “frat party” in 20 years. He is San Diego’s most opinionated mortgage broker and fancies himself a humorist.

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Mortgage Humor. Loan Officer Heaven or Hell

2009-02-25T14:11:00.000-08:00

A Little Mortgage Humor. Loan Officer Heaven or Hell

A loan officer died and went up to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates to present himself for admittance to Heaven.

Peter said, "You did a lot of good helping people get into homes and you donated lot to charity and worked
on that Habitat house. But you told too many fibs to the underwriters and were unkind to your processor. We aren't sure where you are going to fit. So we've decided to show you around both Heaven and Hell and see where you feel more comfortable."

As they toured Heaven, the loan officer really liked the big mansions and the streets paved with gold, but the harp music got on his nerves.

Then when they showed him around Hell, he noticed everyone had their choice of playing golf or tennis, hanging out by the pool, smoking and drinking, or dancing and playing cards in the clubhouse.

He told St. Peter, "Oh, this is going to be hard! Can I sleep on it?"

So he was allowed to think it over during the night. The next morning they asked him for his decision.

He quickly replied, "Oh please send me to Hell!"

So they opened up the doors to Hell, but the whole picture had changed! It was just like you have always heard
with fire and brimstone! People were burning and being tortured and screaming!

Oh it was so hot and horrible!! "Hey, that's not what you showed me yesterday!!" the loan officer cried.
St. Peter's cold reply: "You should have locked-in yesterday!"

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Houses Unusual and Strangely Weird!

2009-02-25T13:51:00.000-08:00

Houses Unusual and Strangely Weird

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Strange But Wonderful Homes

2009-02-25T13:47:00.000-08:00

Strange But Wonderful Homes
Homes in the weirdest of places ...but all beautiful!

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Weird Homes Video

2009-02-25T13:42:00.000-08:00

Weird Homes Video
This a video on some weird things people have done to their homes. Hey, you may get some decorating ideas:-)

A short movie taken several years ago of my Magic cottage. Please make sure to watch till the end.....there is a black space (which should have been edited out) and then more of the video afterwards! I hope you enjoy the video as much as i enjoyed being filmed for this segment!

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Odd Homes. Sliding House. Moving Walls Home.

2009-02-25T13:34:00.000-08:00

Sliding House. Moving Walls Home

How cool is this home. It actually moves its walls.......

This video was filmed for Wallpaper* Magazine:

The brief was simple: to build a house to retire to in order to grow food, entertain and enjoy the East Anglia landscape. The outcome was as unconventional as they come. A structure that has the ability to vary or connect the overall building's composition and character according to season, weather or simply a desire to delight. Wallpaper* took a trip to the site to capture the physical phenomenon in the only medium that serves it justice - film.

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A Prozac Moment Happening.

2009-02-25T13:27:00.001-08:00

A Prozac Moment Happening.

OMG....is this dude upset? He is a Prozac moment happening. Get him a drink, get him a pill, get him something to calm him down. Thing is, he rants for a minute and a half without using one curse word.He looks like his head will blow off from what must be a very high blood pressure moment, but he gets what is on his mind out. Gotta hand it to him, sure hopes he feels better

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The American Way Of Life. Being In Debt

2009-02-25T13:21:00.000-08:00

The American Way Of Life. Being In Debt

Want to feel like a real American. Being in debt places you in the club. :-) OK, so we don't want to be in debt, but what the heck, it does seem to be the American way of life, as of late. So, why not go a step further, buy a new home, great deals are out there....whats a few more bucks anyway.

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Real Estate Downfall Humor Video

2009-02-20T13:00:00.000-08:00

Ok, at first I was unsure about this clip. But what they did was take a portion of the German film called Downfall (which, by the way was excellent) and placed in subtitles dealing with the real estate downfall. Sure, we all despise the main character, but even as a Jew ( i am the web master for this blog), I did find this funny.

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Comedy On Current Challenges Facing Today's Realtor

2009-02-20T12:53:00.000-08:00

Stacey Sloan at Fidelity National Title brings a sense of humor to the current challenges facing today's Realtor.

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Google Adwords Spy

2009-01-19T12:30:00.000-08:00

Google Adwords Spy. Know What Phrases Your Competitors Are Using On Their PPC Ads

Hey, I know you're likely very busy so I won't take much of your time.
I just had to tell you about a brand new, free keyword research tool that Brad Callen just released.

It allows you to browse Google and view the Adwords keywords of ANY Adwords advertiser! Basically, it's a small file that gets installed into your web browser (i.e. Firefox).

When you do a Google search, the software automatically places a "view keywords" button
below every single Adwords advertiser.

Click the "view keywords" button and really neat popup window appears that not only shows
you the keywords that any Adwords advertiser is bidding on, but it also shows you a
TON of other information, like how much they're paying per click and so on.

It's awesome.

Anyway, here is the link where you can download the software, and it doesn't cost anything.

Click here to download for free

Hope you're having a great week and I'll talk to you soon.

Bonnie
P.S. Here's the link where you can get the free Adwords keyword tool again:
Click here to download for free

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Holy Heart Attack Hamburgers

2009-01-15T14:04:00.000-08:00

A Meal To Die For. Holy Heart Attack Hamburgers Video

What is so sad, is it is a real place serving real people.

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Mortgage Meltdown Music Video

2009-01-02T14:43:00.000-08:00

Mortgage Meltdown Music Video

Neighborhood kids rock out on an original song about the current financial crisis. Lyrics: They talk about balloons and the bubbles that burst. First things got bad now they've gotten much worse. Money was CHEAP and prices got higher and optimisitic greed gave fuel to the fire of this MORTGAGE MELTDOWN..... look at the signs around town. Does this mess rememble the falling of Rome? When all some people wanted was a place to call home. Does blame fall on professionals or those who take chance, and led us to the fire of the devil's victory dance in this MORTGAGE MELTOWN...look at the signs around town. They say that we'll recover but it's gonna take time. The PERFECT STORMS above us and we're paying for our crime. Can we learn a lesson? Can we take this to the bank? In the middle of the party is when the TITANIC SANK. MORTGAGE MELTDOWN...look at the signs around town.

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Real Estate Humor Mish Mash

2009-01-02T14:37:00.000-08:00

Real Estate Mish Mash Humor

1. I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary? Until they foreclose.

2. Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.

3. The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.

4. If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.

5. My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.

6. If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.

7. This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a down payment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.

8. Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.

9. The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.

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Happy Hanukah from Not My Monkey

2008-12-23T13:48:00.000-08:00

Happy Hanukah from Not My Monkey

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