In other news, a company recently contacted me about purchasing this website for a very large sum of money. I’m considering taking the offer. Considering I didn’t really spend anything on the site besides a little hosting, reg fees, and a macbook pro. A high five figure offer is more than generous for this site.

Take care everyone.

The weird thing about blogging is people send you stuff for free. I don’t know how they got my address, but someone sent me a FLIP Mino camera. I guess every blogger is armed with one of these. I probably should film some stuff with it, but I have a nicer camera. Anyways, I’m back, let the fun begin!

What a joke. His inaguration cost 160 million dollars. Yeah, thats not a typo. 160 million dollars. I really think that money could have been better spent in other places. Like job placement services, or shelters for the truely down on their luck. Instead, we had a 160 million dollar nitwit jackoff party in our joke of a capitol.

That crime pit that is the epicenter of the leadership of the free world. Man this makes me so mad. This guy should not be the leader.

ALL HAIL THE WORKING MAN!!!

Schwarzenegger in ‘12

Then I watch this bogus “inauguration” and the man doesn’t even have enough respect to say the Lord’s Prayer. I’m sorry, I know we’re all bedazzled with “hope” and optimism, but lets face it, the uninformed in this country elected an inexperienced man to do a job even an experienced man would have a difficult time doing, as we saw in George W. Bush.

I’m not saying I won’t respect the man, and the office he holds, but I get sick to my stomach when I see these nitwits dancing in the streets like its new year’s eve. These people are so naive. This will go down in history as the first presidential election that was won by idiot college kids, and the impoverished inner city dwellers who were bussed in like cattle to the polls by those idiot college students.

Now people who work hard for their money will have to work even harder to support the never ending supply of freeloaders. You can’t keep giving shit to lazy people, because they will never stop taking it. They won’t use the money and resources to improve their lives, they will use the free time that hard working American’s give them by not making them work, to devise schemes to not have to work.

And now, you liberals will cry and say booooohoooooo there aren’t any jobs. Tough shit. There are jobs, you just have to be willing to go get them. In this world now, you can go from relatively unknown local politician to leader of the free world in under a decade. So don’t cry about there not being jobs…. Sounds like I’m running for a seat on the county school board!

I never wanted to discuss politics here on this blog, but I’m angry that a country like ours could do something so stupid. The younger generation got their parents fired up about all these irrelevant issues and now look what happened. We have the equivelant of a Taco Bell shift manager getting promoted to CEO. Would it work in that situation? No? Will it work in this one? No?

Now, lets get to the nuts and bolts of this. Do I want the man to fail? Absolutely not. Because he does have one redeeming quality in my eyes. Stem Cell Research. Should’ve been funded, and implemented and already in practice. Glad he’ll be taking care of that.

Now, enjoy your party now you little democrat nitwits, we will see how your “we can” leader holds up over the next year.

Schwarzenegger in ‘12

To a guy like me, getting a good deal isn’t about the money, its fun. I am actually unusually thrifty when I buy electronics, or small ticket items. I shop around. I liked Circuit City personally. It gave me a nice alternative to best buy. Although best buy is a great store, I will certainly miss old Circuit City.

Anyway, who’s going to get those closing, going out of business deals from Circuit City?

This must be how radical muslims make regular muslims feel. I just want to touch on a few things here.

These people are idiots. “New Agers”? What does that even mean? P.K.’s? As in “player killers” from online role playing games? And how are “HOMOS” any different than “EFFEMINATE MEN”?

I have no idea what a bahi is and I’m not going to even google it. Also the EMO’S one made me laugh. Really? EMO’S are making the world terrible? I personally agree that Liberals should be on that list though. I really really disagree with all democrats. Except for stem cell research, that stuff is awesome.

Sports nuts? Thats sinning? I’m so confused. What is the purpose of this sign? Feminists, and Loud Mouth Women? Come on, these radicals are brainwashed backwoods morons.

Bottom line, Christianity to me is about having faith in Jesus Christ, and knowing that my sins will be forgiven. I will tell anyone who wants to listen about it, but I’m not going to get a sign and stand outside of wherever these nutjobs are and judge people. Shame on them!

-D

Now, I’m not usually the type to flex his “money muscle”. I don’t make demands, and I certainly don’t act like an ass in public. But over the past few weeks I have seen a commercial on TV for an AMAZING device. The Big City Slider Station, and to make matters even better, its endorsed by one of my heroes Billy Mays…..

So, after watching that man, with his awesome majestic beard, yell at me about delicious little hamburgers, I decided that I could not wait the 3+ weeks for the shipping. I found out that Bed Bath And Beyond, Target, and Wal-Mart all stock the Big City Slider Station as a normal item. So I headed out to get one.

Let me just say this, buying this device from ANYWHERE but the TV is like trying to find a Wii two years ago. I went to Target first. I like the red environment. Of course, they had EVERY other thing that Billy Mays sells, including the Mighty Putty, Awesome Auger, and even the Hercules Hook. But they are SOLD OUT of the Big City Slider Station.

Pfft, no biggie, I’ll swing by Bed Bath and Beyond and get one. So I arrive to a MOUNTAIN of ShamWOWs. And I think to myself, WOW shamwow, they will Definitely have the Big City Slider Station. WRONG. They had every George Foreman grill you could imagine. Every thing that has ever been sold on TV. But do they have the Big City Slider Station that I so desire? Of course not.

Ok, so now I’m pissed. I don’t really want to go to Wal-Mart. I hate that place unless its 2am. But I get there, and walk through the thick of hundreds of people only to discover that there is in fact NO Big City Slider Station in Wal Mart. There was a quesadilla maker. A pancake puffer. The new George Foreman grill, and of course every RONCO device ever made. BUT NO BIG CITY SLIDER STATION.

In the end, I came home and made mini burgers on my stove. And its just like in the commercial. Squishing and Squashing, and Flipping and Flopping. They tasted great though. I wonder if the Big City Slider Station even works as advertised. I know Billy Mays wouldn’t let me down though…..

When I do finally get this thing though, it had better come with some of Billy May’s personal beard hairs. Because its a rare artifact to me at this point.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!

Thanks to everyone who entered. I chose the winner via random.org. Remember, that was only the first half of the contest! We are almost HALFWAY to the goal for the second half of our contest. Special thanks to all the friends I’ve made on the way during this contest, you know who you are.

-D